comfy as fuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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cutting my meth with boullion cubbes
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i maube i am pregnant oj shit
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ijust struggked hooking myphone up isit overfur mixh
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inded a drinking buddy imjust gonna pour aome on my stuffed animals
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ikepe drooling likeyknow whenyou vomit and youjust start drooling af
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imfellinggg flirty does anyoneeee care to flirt actyally idk well we can yeah ok
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8:45 andi sropped feeling me legs lets gooo
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