I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said,聽
"every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place...."
I asked, "Are you single?"
She replied, "No, I am a dentist."
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No one in Tumblrville has the right to act like they're better than any other tumblrtarian because babe honestly, we're ALL here being deranged and delusional about SOMETHING 馃槱鈥硷笍
Just a mini ramble because I remember some person tried getting uppity with me about liking old rockstars and I'm like... you're lusting over a character, you aren't meeting him either, let's cry together instead of bringing each other down!! 馃ゴ
It's hard being downbad in these streets but it's not as hard if we hold e-hands.
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People are always saying Tumblr is toxic or whatever, but like it's so easy to fix. Stop caring about dumb shit. Who cares if they like a certain ship? Who cares if they don't like a movie? Who cares if they're blog is entirely the same picture of Matt Mercer? I recognize everyone deserves to say their opinions, but you can't just attack others for what they enjoy. If you don't like a ship avoid it. If you don't like someone block them. Its not that hard.
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2018! Happy New Year, my tumblrtarians! :)
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Imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch.
"This little demon cat down here is kinda lonely, let's give him some happy little friends. Little demon cat party."
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I've just opened a casino for dogs. They can play roulette, poker and blackjack all under one roof!聽
However......they have to go outside for craps.
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Socializing is so easy you literally just ask people how their weekend was, and they tell you, and then you tell them about how Atlantis was built by octopuses before they gave up civilization.
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The earliest cephalopods date back to the Cambrian period. They predate trees and land plants. So, the Earth knew tentacles before it knew leaves.聽 Yes, and octopuses, one of the cephalopods are one of the most intelligent on earth.聽 聽
Anyway, sweet dreams.
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My father was a conjoined twin. I always referred to his brother as "my uncle on my father's side."
But everything鈥檚 ok now. They were able to surgically be separated.聽
He's now "my uncle, once removed."
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I don't "zone out". Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.
Reality is one of the hundred tabs I keep running at any given time.
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List of words containing "meow":聽
meow, meowing, meowed, meows, homeowner.
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