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✨Van Whorelen✨
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Resuming Van-Halen Scheduling Soon, BUT 😩🤩🤣 having a Righteous Brothers Arc, don't mind me ✨️
It hasn't got to the point where I've started hoovering up facts and information about them for breakfast, but chances are it'll happen 💅🏽
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WELL HELLO
I will be BACK TO assaulting your dashboards soon. I can't wait to resume regularly scheduled deranged programming 🤣✨️💅🏽♥️🤩👺
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😩😩😩😩😩😩 I know SOMEONE'S GUARDIAN has this photo in higher quality stored away in their basement 👺 FREE THE PIXELS‼️
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N E WAY 🤣💅🏽
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Oh beloved...I know that polythene-leather garment was pinching the hell out of those armpits 💔 this could've been a look if the VWUT-VWUT fabric was SILK! A silk, dark-pinkish colored shirt with a cream trim to compliment the shoes 😩‼️
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Can we talk about Alexander's suit arc 😩 it was SO REAL ‼️
#rocknroll#rock music#van halen#classic rock#alex van halen#80s rock#eddie van halen#michael anthony#sammy hagar
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Hello I have an offering of candid alexanderage 😩♥️
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ALEXANDER WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR ‼️ STOP SILENCING HIM‼️ #JUSTICE4MICHAELANTHONY
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leaked footage of what REALLLLLY went on when Edward and Michael were away 💔
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Mr. Roth whenever anyone else dares to talk in an interview:
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Me leaving work the second Alexander's book is available for purchase ♥️
NO TIME TO WAIT FOR THE TRAIN ‼️
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THE FACEAGE? THE BROWS? THE HAIR? THE HANDAGE?
It's a corn massacre over in my dwellings...there's kernels of corn strewn everywhere because I have been COBBED 😩‼️ SNATCHED 💔 left barren and cold...
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Leaked footage of Mr. Roth finding out Alexander's releasing a book:
WE ALLLLLL KNOW HE'S A SECRET ALEXANDER STAN! The pictures prove it 💔
#i wont be convinced otherwise#rocknroll#rock music#van halen#classic rock#david lee roth#alex van halen#80s rock
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We will NEVER FORGET!! We want to...but we WON'T 💔
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Why's he hitting the "PURR SIS 🤩" fingerbend and the "girllll let me tell you 🤣💅🏽" leg-cross?!
This is not a purr it's a CROAK, and all he's telling me is he at least utilized the hotel curtains he took from rooms 😩 bet he'd end up accidentally packing them into his suitcase after going on a rampage the prior night and ripping them off ☠️
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I never knew I could mentally exclaim "WTF STOP!" so loudly until I saw them JUMPING OFF THE ROOF!!! 😭☠️ THERES A LADDER!!
I just know those ankles were ⚡️SIZZLING ⚡️
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