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reluctantjoe · 1 year

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"My instinct is, is to say Ivo gets one point, but then, I remember Jenny blowing on the corner of a curtain. I'm going to give them both one point." "You're going to give Jenny fewer points than Kiell?"

Kiell Smith-Bynoe on TASKMASTER (2015-) | 15.02: Trapped in a Loveless Marriage

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ragpicker-and-poet · 1 year

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For his prize task Frankie essentially made a Tumblr post.

#taskmaster #frankie boyle #cats #tumblr #15x2 #trapped in a loveless marriage

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dastardlydaemon · 4 months

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the story of hephastus was tragic but he did neglect his prize of a wife for his work. But how about this, what if daemon were ares in this story, you know, the sad and lonely god of war who was misunderstood but still the golden son of hera. Who would be aphrodite? And who would be hephastus? This retelling plot seems like a fun idea 💡

#ooc / mems.#wishlist.#this would also be a good plot for any oc ladies tbh #trapped in a loveless marriage #and finding companionship and then something more in the arms of the rogue prince 😏

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crimeronan · 1 year

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#mutual etiquette fascinates me. i unfollow and refollow people i consider good friends all the time #for any number of reasons. which do not impact our friendship. even if the reasons are Your Blog Currently Annoys Me.#so seeing people talk about being trapped in mutuals like a loveless marriage....#i just wanna know how many people ACTUALLY live like this. versus are free #polls #tumblr #tumblr etiquette #u can reblog to increase visibility if u want but theres enough of u following me to get Some small sample size

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zer0point5ive · 7 months

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adam lawrence pre trap au is a little compelling to me i must say. stuck up doctorguy lawrence gordon md, certified repressed homosexual who cheats on his wife, angryyetapatheticbutmostlyjustpathetic adam, cat lover, not a vet (sad), rocky relationship with his mother, worse relationship with his father and makes his living following people around with a camera, meet and either despise or are charmed by one another immediately. either way they get jiggy with it and lawrence winds up divorced with a chainsmoking twink in his bed six nights out of seven

#yippee divorce. sound of alison gordon cheering #normally i Hate capital H au’s where its like what if it was normal but under normal circumstances i still think theyd make each other worse #they have learned nd will learn nothing. put their asses in the bathroom trap a year into their relationship or wtvr #a few months even ..#chainshipping #📹#sitting on the bus staring out the window earlier nd thinking about how mundane life is lets make Their life mundane too #the real horrors are paying rent being in a loveless marriage being alive etc etc

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jellydragons · 1 year

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May the whole sky fall, may it all come down, waste it all for the truth, for the fool in her wedding gown

#my art #my posts #the crane wives #the crane wives fanart #the crane wives the fool in her wedding gown #the crane wives shallow river #love the song love the album cover so here we are #fun fact i actually started this last april and have just been very slowly poking at it everytime i didn’t know what to draw #i tried to get it to look as close to the album cover as i could but i deffo took some liberties with the dress #and the saturation apparently but shh we don’t gotta worry about that #tfw when you’ve gone and trapped yourself in a loveless marriage and your kinda maybe secret girlfriend is calling you an idiot about it #hashtag just girly things

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nerdie-faerie · 1 year

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Merlin's allies are all swordsmen who's lives he's saved and viced versa. While Arthur's allies are women he almost married

#TAoM #Merlin Emrys #Knights of the Roundtable #Arthur Pendragon #Elena of Gawant #Mithian of Cornwall #i already made a post last rewatch about how all of the knights are really Merlin's and now making an amendment #arthurs best allies are the women who he almost married that appreciate his honest in not trapping them in a loveless marriage for strategy #merlin lb

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anqelbean · 1 year

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I need a second part to the Bingmei vs Bingge extra except Shang Qinghua's there and he and Shen Qingqiu are absolutely wasted drunk.

Like, actually speaking their opinions drunk.

The moment Bingge calls Bingmei a failure for not having a harem Shang Qinghua just says "At least our Luo Binghe is actually happy and not overcompensating for his loneliness by wooing every woman he meets, despite not having any feelings for them."

Then everyone just stares at him.

Shen Qingqiu falls down on the floor laughing.

#svsss #bingqiu #bingge vs bingmei #luo bingge #luo binghe #luo bingmei #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #anqels ramblings #eva.txt #scum villain self saving system #i love bingge but PLEASE baby you are so deep in the closet you created a HAREM #shang qinghua KNOWS darling. listen to your father!!!#hhhhh so many things would be easier if only shang qinghua was drunk enough to forget his self preservation skills #i feel bad for all those women trapped in loveless marriages and constant drama

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inmyhorrorsera · 1 year

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Succession spin-off and its just a tomshiv deranged psychosexual drama, 10 seasons and 3 movies

#WHOS AFRAID OF VIRGINA WOOLF BUT MORE INSANE #FOREVER TRAPPED IN LOVELESS MARRIAGE #succession #tomshiv

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oldtvandcomics · 1 year

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I’m not saying that everyone in the excited for the Barbie movie crowd would enjoy The Scarlet Pimpernel - but there probably are quite a few people in the excited for the Barbie movie crowd who would enjoy The Scarlet Pimpernel.

#it's one of the most female gaze-y things I know #superhero story but the protagonist is the lady trapped in a loveless marriage who needs to find out who the hero is to save her brother #also LOTS of pretty clothes and pretty people and pretty setting #IDK it's just great #my personal recommendation would be book>1980's movie>1930's movie>musical #(1982 and 1934 sorry I didn't remember and had to look it up)#but honestly whatever suits you best #it's all on the Internet for free #and an imperfect adaptation is still better than no version #but the mystery around the Scarlet Pimpernel's true identity is only kept intact in the book #and Marguerite is the most badass there #also it has The Pepper Sniffing Scene that isn't there in the other versions #anyways #Marguerite Blakeney #The Scarlet Pimpernel #Barbie Meme

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catharusustulatus · 6 months

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Imagine Steve’s mom does run the dog salon in town, she inherited it from Steve’s grandma in a Petco type deal, and she’s great at it, ties ribbons around the dog’s collars when they’re done, has a knack for flair.

His dad is always away at some “conference” doing insurance shit or back room deals, Steve doesn’t really know. But he and his mom both know what his dad is doing after the conferences are over, and it’s driving them both crazy. Driving Steve’s mom into the ground, knowing her husband is never home and when he is he’s getting ready to leave. Steve and his mom look alike, hazel eyes and coifed auburn hair and covered in freckles and moles. And they know Steve’s dad can’t stand it. They know beauty isn’t enough.

His mom is always half drunk on wine, sharing gossip with whoever comes in on her shifts and Steve ends up finding her at the bar down the street after work, and has to tuck her into bed before she passes out god knows where. And he sleeps downstairs or at Robin’s house, because his house is just the hole of his missing father and the shadow his mom is becoming, beautiful lipstick and red nails and making him scrambled eggs but also popping pills and never eating the eggs herself. Her hair is always perfect. Her makeup is always perfect. She goes to Church, grooms Father’s terriers for free.

Just like the hair and the freckles, Steve inherits the gossip, but it’s different hearing about his mother from people returning VHS tapes. “Saw her at the grocery store, she seemed sad. Your dad home yet?” Some guy asks while sliding Top Gun across the counter. It’s an open secret, at this point. All Steve can muster up is “Uh yeah, um. He should be back this weekend,” before he has to cry in the stock room.

#stranger things #steve harrington #stranger things drabble #sorry I made this sad but I truly believe steve has a crazy family dynamic and won’t back down from that #no parents big house etc #she’s super well respected etc #I just know he has daddy issues and mommy issues #his mom is lovely and caring and gorgeous and had steve when she was 21 #and he’s like a little boy version of her and it hurts her heart to know she and him are kind of trapped #by a loveless marriage to this rich asshole who cheats and neglects #that’s my headcanon anyway #idk haha #steve harrington headcanon

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prophecyofgray · 8 months

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maybe it’s a little on the nose (metaphorically speaking) but man. solovet dying and vikus surviving—fragile and changed, but alive—just really gets me.

#this has been in my drafts for literal years idk why i havent posted it #if i think about vikus and solovet too much i feel crazy #sometimes it's just easier to make jokes about vikus being gay and solovet being a lesbian and the two of them being trapped in a loveless #lavender marriage #but on a more real level godddd. vikus and solovet. peace and war. inextricable from one another. in love and yet always at odds #solovet flying unknowingly and unceremoniously to her death. gone just as quickly as she returned to power #vikus fighting for survival and learning how to live again #after losing so much of others and himself #wagfjwhktmg I FEEL CRAAAAZYYYY #anyway. Lavender Marriage #🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈#tuc20 #the underland chronicles #tuc

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ragpicker-and-poet · 1 year

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Rhod’s gift just keeps on giving.

#taskmaster #magic eye #greg davies #alex horne #little alex horne #rhod gilbert #15x2 #trapped in a loveless marriage

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natequarter · 2 years

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i know i already have an unfinished modern au in the works, but i still want to write a bbc ghosts modern au which doesn't directly adapt any of the main characters' backstories (except maybe pat's) because i think a less literal adaptation of the characters' various situations would be both very funny and more realistic than a word-for-word adaptation since most of the ghosts' canon backstories are heavily affected by their time period

#this post was brought to you by #a) the idea of julian raising rachel in the most morally bankrupt way possible #and complaining that pat keeps giving her morals #and b) i think in a modern context you would have to literally hold sophie at gunpoint to convince her to marry someone #she didn't want to marry so 'trapped in a loveless marriage' is out #'they keep on divorcing and remarrying over minor incidences and everyone just wishes they'd stay married' is in #bbc ghosts

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airyairyaucontraire · 2 years

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now in context, he's celebrating the demise of the wife he murdered in a staged plane crash with a garden party on the very day of her funeral

so this is a scene of some depravity

but out of context, could anything be nicer than a garden party hootenanny with Johnny Cash?

#airy watches columbo #swan song #the likeability of Johnny Cash makes it hard not to sympathise with him #I think maybe they had to add in the element of his having had an affair with a 16yo girl to try to scupper that #otherwise it's just like well he's johnny cash! and his wife was mean and grumpy and determined to keep him trapped in a loveless marriage #to punish him for having a will of his own!#he's not only killed the wife but also the now 19yo girl who she seems to have sort of taken in as a ward #the better to hold her over his head and blackmail him #so yes he IS a bad man #but they really had to add that element of exploiting a minor to make it stick #and he's johnny cash so he's still really damn likeable!#columbo is really enjoying the squirrel chili on the buffet table

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chocolatina · 1 year

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i know louis/lestat are supposed to be endgame or whatever but i need to see louis and armand's failmarriage on the show in full detail

#if you thought louis was trapped before get ready for depressed babygirl to trap another vampire for 80 years in a boring loveless marriage

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