maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

wait wtf is cream soda

y’all do NOT go out next week unless you have to and wear your best masks and tape the edges down bc it’s just not worth it

girl what kind of deranged advice was this guy going around giving people when he wasn’t trying to kill them…. 😭😭

no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them

Out of curiosity rb and put in the tags how many fics come up when you type your last name into ao3. Apparently even though my last name is uncommon there's like 500

How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)

Abby finally meets FNAF game Michael Afton

really surprised i have of yet to see this reading of laios' and toshiro's relationship before tbh

that 1 post that was like "if ur budgeting for weed like other expenses thats a sign youre an addict and need to stop" was so silly. like Youre only allowed to enjoy things recreationally if you dont monitor your use of them

i keep smiling at this image i love this sprite of sans so much 🌈❤️🩵 please... remember you're shopping bags

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

TOH fandom tell me someone has written the AU where Raine asks Eda to marry them and Eda is all “Oh I would love to, but technically I am already married” and the gang has to go down to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to get Stanley Pines to sign the divorce papers.

I sketched out the Fire Nation royal family, it's curious to follow who resembles whom physically and which traits got passed