how much are u guys paying for pro nouns? i only have the free version :(

what it feels like to be up really really early but have one mutual single mutual loyal enough to reblog your posts

oh yes it's that time of year

they should invent a tech ceo that doesn't have the insecurity of a 12 year old boy

my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

og post

I am in 🅱️ain

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

that is fucked

i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.