How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)

Laios is absolutely the kind of guy where you’re like “oh this dude is completely a virgin and has no idea about anything” and then one day over dinner when folks are snickering at dirty jokes they think he doesn’t get he just says “I know what fisting is” and takes another big bite of sandwich

john hancock fallout 4 and cooper howard fallout tv show would have vicious gay sex

people hating on danger days is a wild fucking concept to me. like what do you mean you hear this album and don’t want to fuck shit up

I love trans Ritchie headcannons. you just know this guy has the hatsune miku binder

Good Omens is just Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy for bisexuals who were forced to go to Sunday school

My favorite frame from Hbomberguy’s latest video

Stranger Things is actually about how much everyone loves Will Byers btw

Dragon saying a child is a parent's weak spot.

Crocodile a fucking warlord taking that literally and being beat by some fucking kid (his child)

Crosshair and Hunter fucked in the cockpit on the way to Tantiss

the terror office au where everything is the same except instead of tuunbaq it’s an angry chimp roaming the cubicles

dash asleep??? good. goblet of fire is the best harry potter movie