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#slam that button#i like to be able to track storms#where a certain someone is#that's my main use for twitter#5k#10k#15k#25k#50#75k#100k
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#slam that button#for the snails#goblincore#just goblin things#snails#shinies#give it#can someone make this a real thing?#button for snails?
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cant tell you how bad it feels to constantly tell other artists to come to tumblr, because its the last good website that isn't fucked up by spoonfeeding algorithms and AI bullshit and isn't based around meaningless likes
just to watch that all fall apart in the last year or so and especially the last two weeks
there's nowhere good to go anymore for artists.
edit - a lot of people are saying the tags are important so actually, you'll look at my tags.
#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that #if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking #use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark #it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled #please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art #if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage #improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making #years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite
#not art#but important#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that#if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking#use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark#it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled#please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art#if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage#improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making#years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite
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Prompt 177
Now Dan is no coward. He’s not.
But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack.
It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over!
Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body!
Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title.
But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this.
“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!”
“There’s WHAT?!”
Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.
(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)
#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Prompts#dp x marvel#Who is the hero who went back in time to stop the Dan situation? Who knows#Dan who is just a lil guy right now: FOOL you have fallen into my trap#6ft+ Mother Bear Danny who is always down to fight:#I need you to know he is not a tank#He still looks thin and a stick it is just a very tall stick with fangs and claws and enough anger to fight god#and win#Jordan (Dan) is like 8 at most and giving the time traveler the most bloodthirsty smile ever before Danny slams into them at full speed#Someone is going to see the hero get yeeted#Dan is going to throw a fit when Danny reattaches the child leash since he wandered off#Vlad is semi redeemed but not mentally well enough to deal with a child#Especially Dan who knows how to push All of his Buttons and rip him apart emotionally mentally and physically
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I wonder if humans and demons in Obey Me! might have different taste receptors and experience taste slightly differently. Not for all things, but for really random stuff, like how some people irl enjoy cilantro and others think it tastes like soap.
Lucifer trying to pridefully power through the dinner MC made for him and failing because he's already gone through five drinks trying to mask its taste, and MC is getting suspicious.
"What is this incredibly sour vegetable? I've never tasted anything so... acrid."
"You mean the sweet potato? Are you saying this sweet potato is what's making your lips pucker?"
"There's absolutely nothing sweet about this potato."
#I think it'd be really sad if things they enjoyed in the celestial realm tasted different once they became demons#WOAH yall are fast! I went to proofread this and maybe change “sharp” to something else (acrid?) but y'all already reblogged it. thank you!#I should sit on my posts and think about them before slamming the post button jgsdjkhg very glad to see it's enjoyed though - many thanks!#its been 4 hours since posting#im gonna do it im gonna change sharp to acrid. please enjoy two versions of this post existing#obey me#obey me!#obey me headcanon#obey me scenarios#obey me ideas#omswd#obey me lucifer#obey me shall we date#om lucifer#obey me hcs#obey me hc
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I imagine barnaby trying to be all cool and flirting with howyd subtly but his smoke gives him away fjsns
he thinks he's smooth smh...
#cracking up thinking about this ngl#like howdy continues on with work#and whoever's at the table with barn - lets say uhhhh idk julie#is like 'awww your smoke turns pink when you talk to him'#and barn just freezes a la 'excusemeitfuckingWHAT'#aaaand Slam that panic button#bbg didnt know....#rambles from the bog#wh fantasy au#anyway i think ill never draw a better howdy#i squandered my Him points on an au scribble- AN AU SCRIBBLE#ive peaked ill never get any better!#< lie. there's always room for improvement and reaching new heights#on the flip side i had such a rough time with barn#its always an exchange - i can either draw a good howdy or a good barn Never both smh#still though idk How this came out as good as it has i have not drawn in days#nary a line nor doodle to be found...#but covid is wearing off and babey i am BACK!#slowly. it beat me up pretty good ngl#it took me tf out im gonna be extra tired for a while...#but since my congestion has cleared up and im not Hacking and Sniffling anymore#stream soon probably! Normal Stream To Get Back In The Swing Of Things#it feels like ive been sick for a thousand years but i think its been like#three days??? i really dont know...#i hope everyone is doing well and Not getting covid. wear your mask#i wore mine but my stepdad didnt and Look What Fuckin Happened
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game of the year for critters and creatures and lil guys alone
#final fantasy 16#ffxvi#ff16#slam that 'pet torgal' button#im a simple man i see moogle i yell MOOGLE
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modern mike wheeler texted will byers today and said “what do you and today’s date have in common?” and followed up with “10/10 😻” before will could respond
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Me writing my silly little stories
#hmmm I'm not sure what this story is missing *slams button*#stolen memes#whump memes#whumplr#whump community
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Nutmeg or something idk
#slams hand on button labelled “nut”#anyway im normal about these guys#i prommy#featuring: avi's suggested method of jester neutralisation#AKA: they've only got one hand bro just hold it#probably should have done a separate post for it but I'm far too lazy lmao#lethal company#fanart#nutcracker#jester#masked#EDIT: context (+ a lil cleanup)#lethal company nutcracker#lethal company jester
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And yet you live between these states.
End World Normopathy - GHOST and pals
#danny phantom#danny fenton#jazz fenton#dp#dp fanart#hazmat au#danny phenton#dp hazmat au#the tarot cards are the ace of swords (fenton creep stick)#and death 13#meaning mental clarity and transformations respectively#any way slam that funky button white boy#my art#what if jazz was there at the portal incident au too maybe#ghost and pals#end world normopathy
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#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#bg3edit#bg3edits#karlach#karlach bg3#enver gortash#type: gifs#game: baldur's gate 3#ch: karlach#mine: edits#me slamming the record button every single time someone mentions gortash
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Off-Air (Alas/tor)
Stuck in bed for days, watched this show twice. Wrote a quickie drabble of my super bae (spoiler, I usually pick the ace character to mess with bc relate) so, here's our resident asshole Radio Demon being a little shit with some snz--anywayhereyougoenjoy!
Alastor was taking a stroll. Just a stroll. Leisurely. Perfectly natural. It just happened to route him to VoxTek. Coincidence, of course. Of course.
He grins up at the jutting, gaudy building--nothing like the unobtrusive yet classier radio tower he himself owns--and enters.
The demon workers attempt to stop him. Or, he supposes, they would, were they not so taken with such scandal--all gaping mouths and stretched jaws. Tactless.
He cruises on, not breaking stride, even as his curling smile fuzzes the monitors as he passes.
As expected, Vox cannot restrain himself enough to wait patiently for his arrival. Vox storms onto the second floor, grainy white noise snowing his screen. The attempt to surprise Alastor fails, as the much less cranky of the two reclines on one of the dime-a-dozen roller ball chairs, his lips forming a perfect V in a way only a demon’s lips can.
“What the electric fuck are you doing here?” Vox spits, his decibels rising feverishly.
Alastor sprouts from the chair and languidly flows around the room as if inspecting it. He hums, the amplitude of his voice slightly distorted. “You could do with better maintenance, my good fellow.”
Vox's left antennae twitches in annoyance. He pulses a reverb of angry signals. “Always. With. The Damn. Insults.”
Alastor ignores him. “I had an idea that might interest you,” the radio demon trills.
“If you’re here to make a deal, fucking forget it. Get the fuck out of my office,” Vox jabs an electric blue thumb over his shoulder.
Alastor glides along the edge of a desk, tutting disappointedly, his sleek clawed fingers skating across the cool surface before rubbing them together with a staticky cluck of his tongue.
“Such filth,” he rolls his fingers as if coaxing a spark to life.
“What’s it to you? I didn’t invite you, and it’s my--”
“You know,” Alastor shorts out his sentence mutely, “I was once quite riddled with a fierce dust allergy.” He turns a bemused expression, finally meeting the screen’s gaze. “It was rather…” he taps his daggerlike teeth with a red-tipped pinky, “capricious.”
Vox scoffs, but he visibly stiffens, fists curling, “You wouldn’t. You’re not even…”
Alastor snakes a sharp finger under his nose, head tilting to the side impishly, “One never truly knows when…hhh--!” his pitch jumps, throat buzzing as it leaps into the speakers on the desks, the walls. A whine sings from the hallway, piercing a dozen ears.
“HZZT-!” Another deep hitch stretches the limits of the bandwidth before the decibels crank higher. “H’pT٨ـZz٨ـzZT٨ـﮩ!”
A violent pop and two of the speakers in the room begin emitting smoke. All the screens flare blue, code running in a tizzy. Vox spins his head in a 360, eyes flashing red with rage.
“You mother--!!”
“My deepest apologies,” Alastor clutches his cane to his chest, giving his nose a coy knuckle rub and a staticky sniffle. “Such a shame,” he tsks.
Before Vox can demand it, Alastor picks up his heels, spinning the cane and strolling toward the door. “Perhaps I should return when you have upgraded to more…ah…durable equipment.”
He saunters toward the elevator, lazily waving the back of his hand. “Ta~”
Vox’s eye glitches, his teeth all fangs. “I. Fucking. Hate him.”
There is no venom quite like lies.
And no art like deceit.
#um#i spent an embarassing amount of time trying to get that lil text thing to work#the zappy thing#u kno u kno#was it worth 5 hours of failed html research and then a 30 minute workaround? MAYBE#i know there's prob a lot of content for this show and feelings are mixed for al/astor in general but WOOOF i cannNOT help myself#a snarky dapper ace redhead just SLAMS so many buttons for me STOPPPP#and i get to use my AUDIO KNOWLEDGE CMON YALL#yall know what to expect by now#very likely future multi chapter fic in the future#ya know when i have that mysterious energy i keep hearing about#snz#snz fic#ala/stor#haz/bin hotel#snzfic#allergies#dust allergy#hazbin snz#snz kink#zen fanfic#zen fic#radio demon
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I'm just saying Evandrin had a type (romantic or platonic) in the sense that the two people he was closest to in the world both loved so deeply and were so arrogant and overconfident in their own abilities that they kick-started the apocalypse even after every possible warning and we only met him for like 5 minutes so idk what that says about him exactly but it definitely says something
#critical role#cr spoilers#exu calamity#look when ur bff and ur boyfriend each take their turn slamming the big red button that says APOCALYPSE START inmmediatly in sequence#theres gotta be SOMETHING going on
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it's over, so why can't you leave?
#obsessed with martyn's idea of him just slamming the success button over and over and over again#stuck there until the next game#screaming crying#local cryptid draws#traffic life#traffic smp#secret life#goodtimeswithscar#secret life scar#secret life spoilers#if you can even tell who it is#block game go brrr#i've been so art blocked these past few weeks so sorry none of my recent stuff is very fleshed out or even like#colored. lol#hopefully itll get better
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