Dylan:
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me if I could speed up our phones charging and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
the same idiot: maybe a bear cut the phone line?
me, already taking off my clothes: ryan you’re so fucking stupid
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Osha 👍
OSHAWOTT GAMING!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!
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i’m not gonna check every single person who interacts w/ me bc it’s a goddamn waste of my time but if you ship laura and travis genuinely eat dirt and don’t even THINK abt interacting w/ my fucking stuff
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me omw to fix
reo, rin, nagi, sae and...kaiser
babygirl is that the grocery list or—
....those truly are some tough homework. thoughts and prayer 🙏
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Obligatory Mario Kart The Quarry Counselor Alignment
Try Hards:
Jacob - Bowser main. Will yell. Found out Kaitlyn let him win when they were kids and now has a vendetta against her that he will pass down to his children. Drops bananas behind item boxes.
Kaitlyn - Toad main but picks Bowser purely to take him away from Jacob. Is somehow constantly surrounded by a triple shell. Xoxo stay toxic 💕
Nick - Peach main. You merely adopted Mario Kart, he was born in it, moulded by it. Wins the most but will occasionally sabotage himself, Jacob and Kaitlyn to help one of the others win (mostly Abi and Dylan)
Here for the vibes:
(They're all Yoshi mains. I don't accept criticism, especially not when I'm this correct.)
Emma - Yoshi or Pink Gold Peach. The others suspect she's secretly a Mario Kart Master but she rarely tries. Suspiciously efficient at barreling down multiple players when she has the star power up.
Dylan - Yoshi or Waluigi. Only tries to win if he's playing as Yoshi. Waluigi releases his chaotic side where he just aims to make people laugh so they mess up. If it's possible to fall off the track, he will fall off the track.
Max - Yoshi or Dry Bones. Purest, least competitive player. Pure joy radiating off him at all times. Once claimed Laura needed to sit in his lap to give him the power to win and he actually won so now it's his excuse forever.
Don't actually know how to play properly but accidentally win:
Ryan - Picks Shy Guy because he "likes their vibes". Consistently, miraculously goes from last to first place without anyone noticing, including him.
Abi - Toadette or unironically picks the babies because she thinks they're cute. Always has the best luck with items but forgets to use them. Profusely apologises for the targeting items.
Laura - Roselina or Daisy. Waits for everyone else to sabotage eachother and either glides to victory with the same item she picked up at the start or stays in last place on purpose to barrage everyone with the sabotage items.
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TRASH QUEEN I NEED THE CONTEXT BEHIND THIS IMAGE
IT IS AMAZING
I LOVE IT
Well, the context is that they're playing monopoly and Frisk is winning.
And also this is a meme.
So... yeah. Can't exactly take credit for the idea. XD
I'm not even that original when it comes to doing this meme with Undertale characters.
-TQ
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