i fucking hate when people touch my face
is that normal /genq
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imagine you're lydia barkrock, you're this single mother who's been fighting a chronic illness for years, every day is a battle but you push through, and you tell the story of your battle to some kids you're...co-parenting? who knows, and one of them who looks extremely bad, like she's maybe had the worst day of her life yesterday, as soon she hears about your battles, reaches out and gives you the help action.
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We could go out, but we’d have to put clothes on, and that would be such a terrible shame.
https://www.tumblr.com/those-r-amazing
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A friend of mine had this idea, and I’d love to see it in an urban fantasy: magic is real and it stays secret because it looks like bad CGI. The fakest thing ever.
People who witness magic in person can always have their minds clouded, as they have been for most of human history, but all this newfangled technology has to be handled a different way. A video camera records exactly what it sees.
So, what it sees is … something that looks laughably fake. For any time period. The various secret magicians of the world make a point to keep their spells up to date with the current mundane trends — some of them even have running contests for who can make the most fake-looking spell.
I imagine they have a great time doing it. I sure would.
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