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lindsey-laufeyson · 9 months

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Distractions- Chapter 5

Distractions Masterlist

Pairing: Reader x FWB!Tom Hiddleston

Series Warnings: SMUT, fluff, angst, friends with benefits

You woke to your phone ringing.

“Who the hell is calling you this early?” Tom grumbled sleepily.

You sat up and grabbed your phone. “Sorry,” you quickly apologized before answering the call. It was the assistant to the director with whom you were supposed to meet the night before for a consultation. They had hired someone else. “I completely understand. Thank you for the opportunity,” you said before hanging up.

Tom rolled over towards you and opened his eyes. “Everything alright?”

You cleared your throat, trying your best to hide your disappointment. “Yeah! No worries.”

“You sure?” he asked, concerned. “You sounded a lot like I do when a casting director tells me they’re ‘going in a different direction.’”

“That’s essentially what it was,” you told him, laying back down on your side to face him and propping yourself up on your elbow. “But it’s kind of to be expected when you skip out on the audition.” You chuckled, but Tom just frowned.

“Shit,” he said in realization. “Was that the meeting you were supposed to go to yesterday? I thought you said you rescheduled.”

You shrugged. “I guess they met with someone else who was available to fill the last minute opening and they decided to go with them for the film.”

“Who’s the director?” he asked. “Depending on who it is, I might be able to pull a few strings…”

You smiled and shook your head. “That’s sweet of you, but I’m sure whoever they hired deserved it. Besides, I want my success in my career to be because of what I do, not who I know, especially if I’ve slept with them.”

He nodded in agreement, but the concern didn’t leave his face. “I still feel bad that you missed it because of my moping,” he said, absentmindedly running the back of his index finger up and down the forearm you were using to prop your head up.

“Nonsense,” you insisted. “You’re my friend and you were feeling down. I wanted to be here for you. Plus, I got quite a few orgasms out of it, so don’t feel too sorry for me.” You smiled and winked at him.

“Well then,” he began, inching his face closer to yours as he slipped his hand between your thighs. “Perhaps you ought to have one or two more this morning, just to show my appreciation.”

“I mean, if you insist,” you replied playfully, spreading your legs for him as his lips met yours in a sensual kiss. You sighed into his mouth as you felt his fingers glide through your folds. As the kiss intensified, you crept your hand down his abs until your touch was met with his hot, hard length. You stroked your fingertips lightly along the shaft, but just when you were about to wrap your hand around it, your alarm went off on your phone.

“No,” he quickly protested against your lips. You took your hand away from his expectant hard-on to reach for your phone. “No, no, no,” he continued to protest, still refusing to release your lips from his own. Despite this, you hesitantly pulled your lips away in order to silence the alarm, but Tom simply moved his kisses to your neck, and began lightly drawing circles on your clit.

“Fuck,” you huffed, trying your best to keep a clear head. “I have to go.” He responded by sucking at the spot under your ear and adding more pressure to your clit, causing you to gasp and let out an involuntary moan. Your body was betraying you. “I’m–mmmm– I’m s-serious, Tom.”

“Then tell me to stop,” he whispered in your ear. He had you there. You weren’t going to tell him to stop. You couldn’t, and he knew it.

“Bastard,” you breathed out. He snickered into the crook of your neck, before giving it a little nip and licking over the teeth marks. He quickened his pace on your clit and you tossed your phone aside and found his cock again. You wasted no time as you grabbed it firmly and began pumping it with long, deliberate strokes. The faster he rubbed your clit, the faster you stroked his cock, as if it was some sort of competition. You began to lose your rhythm, however, as you came closer and closer to your peak. Your moans became louder and more high pitched until you finally fell over the edge, squeezing his throbbing length as you came. He lifted his head to watch you come undone while he bucked his hips, thrusting into your hand in order to chase his own release. Soon enough, just as you were coming down from your high, he buried his face in your neck once again and groaned as you felt his dick pulse in your hand, cum spurting onto your belly, your arm, and the bed sheets.

You both laid there for a moment, breathing heavily in one another’s ears. Then he looked down between your bodies. “Sorry for the mess, love,” he chuckled as he got up to get a wet washcloth from the bathroom. He came back to the bed to find you licking the cum off of your forearm. You giggled when you caught him staring, clearly enjoying the sight.

“Unfortunately, I’m not flexible enough to reach my stomach,” you teased him, reaching out for the washcloth. He ignored your outstretched hand and climbed back into bed and began cleaning you up himself. While he did so, you looked over at the clock on his bedside table. “Shit! I’m gonna be late!” You frantically searched for your phone, and when you found it, you called Kaitlyn immediately.

“What’s up, boss?” she answered, cheerfully as always.

“Hey! I’m running a bit late,” you told her.

“Are you actually running? You sound a bit winded,” she asked, a bit concerned. It was then that you realized you were still breathing kind of heavily. Tom, who was being overly thorough, and annoyingly sensual with the washcloth, must have been able to hear her because he unsuccessfully bit back a chortle. You shoved his shoulder and put your finger to your lips to tell him to be quiet.

“Are you able to set up on your own?” you asked. “I promise I’ll get there before Mr. Hiddleston arrives!” You saw a smirk creep across Tom’s face when you said this.

“Absolutely!” she replied enthusiastically, undoubtedly excited for the chance to show you she could handle more responsibility. “Not a problem at all!”

“Thank you so much. I’ll see you–” You were cut off momentarily by the sensation of Tom rubbing the cold, damp cloth over your overstimulated pussy. “--shortly,” you finished in a slightly higher pitch than intended. After you hung up the phone, you shot him a disapproving look. “You just couldn’t help yourself, could you?”

“I saw an opportunity and I took it,” he quipped, twirling the cloth around on his finger and then slinging it over his shoulder, a smug smile playing on his lips.

“Careful, Tommy boy,” you warned, getting out of bed and walking toward the bathroom. “You might find that retribution tends to hit harder than the original transgression.” You shot him a playfully sinister look over your shoulder before closing the door behind you.

Once in the bathroom, you spotted yourself in the mirror and noticed the bite mark Tom had left on your neck. “Shit!”

“What’s wrong?” you heard him ask from the other side of the door.

You flung the door open and pointed at the bruise. “I don’t have time to cover this up!” He pressed his lips together, clearly attempting to fight a smile. “It’s not funny,” you told him, despite the slight giggle in your voice. “Will you please just go get my bag?”

“Of course,” he replied, smiling to himself. He quickly pulled on a pair of boxers and went to go get your bag, which you had dropped as soon as he had hastily pulled you in the door the night before. That morning you were especially grateful to yourself for making a habit of keeping a toothbrush, some extra clothes, and some basic makeup supplies in your work bag, not long after that first night you spent at Tom’s place.

As soon as he handed you your bag, you began getting ready as quickly as you could. You were in the middle of applying your makeup when Tom appeared in the doorway, fully dressed and ready. “Sweetheart, I’m sorry, but I’m supposed to be at the studio in 20 minutes, so I really need to go.” he told you apologetically.

“Oh no you don’t, Hiddleston,” you scolded him, briefly pausing your mascara to shoot him a stern look. “I promised Kaitlyn I would get there before you, so if I’m late, you’re late.”

“I can’t be late, darling. I’m never late.”

“You’re the one who made me late!” you argued.

“But won’t it look a bit odd if the first time I’m ever late just happens to be on a day when you also happen to be late?” he countered. You thought about this for a second, and realizing he was right, you rolled your eyes and let out a conceding huff as you quickly packed up your bag. “If it’s any consolation,” he added as you stomped past him and he followed you out of the bedroom. “You look amazing as always.”

“Yeah, yeah,” you muttered while you gathered your various clothing items from last night, precariously strewn about the foyer and lounge. “Where the fuck are my panties!”

Tom cleared his throat loudly, and you looked up to see him leaning casually against the wall by the front door with a smirk on his face, your black lace thong dangling from the tip of his index finger.

“Thanks,” you said bluntly as you grabbed them and shoved them in your bag and stalked out the door.

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As soon as you parked, you ran to your trailer. “I’m so sorry, Kaitlyn,” you managed to get out between panting breaths as you walked through the door.

“Don’t worry about it,” she waved you off. “Are you okay?”

You nodded your head. “Yeah, no, I’m fine. Just a crazy morning.”

“Good morning, ladies,” Tom’s voice came from behind you.

“Morning,” you and Kaitlyn responded in unison, though Kaitlyn’s tone was much cheerier than your own.

Tom sat down in the chair and you and Kaitlyn went straight to work.

Looking around, you were impressed with how well everything was prepped, just the way you liked it. “Nice job setting up, Kait!”

“Not bad for my first solo prep, huh?” she boasted.

Tom raised his eyebrows in feigned surprise. “Solo?”

“Yep,” you played along. “I was running late this morning and she stepped up and covered for me.”

“Really?” he replied. “Well done, Kaitlyn!”

“Thank you,” she beamed at him. Then she turned to you with a knowing look on her face. “By the way, does that hickey on your neck have anything to do with why you were late?”

You kept your focus on what you were doing, but out of the corner of your eye you could see Tom in the mirror, bringing his hand to his mouth and casually running his fingers over his lips. You knew it was to hide his expression. “I’d rather not say…”

Kaitlyn’s face lit up. “It is, isn’t it! You got some! Who’s the lucky guy or gal?”

You shook your head and chuckled awkwardly. “I don’t think Tom wants to hear us talk about my sex life right now.”

“Oh I don’t mind,” he interjected. “I’m a little curious myself, actually.”

So he wants to play? you thought. Then let’s play.

“You two are so nosy,” you scolded them. “Anyway, you wouldn’t know him, and I don’t know if I’d sleep with him again.” You glanced briefly at Tom through the mirror. He shifted slightly in his seat but he had a calculated expression of only mild interest.

“Was he that bad?” Kaitlyn asked with a slight cringe.

“Oh no, he’s quite good,” you clarified, noticing the corner of Tom’s mouth twitch slightly. “But I don't know if I should continue sleeping with someone who is going to distract me and make me late for work.”

Kaitlyn shrugged. “I mean, if he’s that good though…”

“Forgive me,” Tom interjected yet again. “But is it possible this guy finds you so physically irresistible that he had to have you the moment he woke up? In which case, you might want to keep someone like that around.” You and Kaitlyn both looked at him and he threw his hands up defensively. “I’m only playing devil’s advocate.”

Kaitlyn nodded her head in agreement. “He has a point.”

“It’s possible,” you answered thoughtfully. “But I think it’s more likely that he let his morning wood get the better of him and I mistakenly let him. And I don’t have time for that.”

“So you’d give up mind-blowing sex just because you were late to work?” Kaitlyn asked skeptically. Tom looked at you expectantly, unable to hide his smug smile.

“I never said it was ‘mind-blowing,’” you asserted. Tom’s smile faded. “And I’m a workaholic! It just doesn’t seem worth it.”

“Alright, alright,” Kaitlyn conceded. “If you say so.” She didn’t look convinced. Meanwhile, Tom got suspiciously quiet, and remained so until you finished with his hair and makeup. That is until he texted you later during a break in shooting.

That night after work, you went home and immediately got in the shower, with the intention of then drying your hair, putting on some mascara, and slipping on some sexy lingerie before Tom arrived. However, you were only halfway through your shower when you heard his voice and it made you jump.

“Why hello, gorgeous,” he said from the doorway of your bathroom, eyeing your naked figure through the steamy shower door.

“Fuck, Tom!” you exclaimed, peaking your head out from behind the foggy glass. “You nearly gave me a heart attack!”

“Sorry, darling,” he began to apologize as he started to unbutton his shirt. “Actually, I’m not sorry at all, given the view I walked in on.” He walked toward you. “You did say to come over whenever.”

“I also said I needed time to freshen up, and I assumed you’d give me more than 10 minutes,” you responded as you went back to lathering yourself up with your loofah.

“Then I guess you’ll just have to be more specific next time,” he said above the sound of his belt buckle hitting the tile floor. “Or perhaps you were secretly hoping I would walk in on you in the shower.” His voice was in your ear at that point and you felt his arms snake around your waist from behind.

You leaned your head back against his shoulder. “I wasn’t, truthfully, but now that you’re here, would you be a dear and get my back?” You handed him the loofah and he obliged with a small chuckle. He softly scrubbed your back, then replaced the loofah with his hands, running them over your back, then down your sides, following the curves of your waist and hips where he stopped. He pressed his fingertips firmly into your hips and pulled you back into him. He began kissing your neck and you felt his erection twitch against your ass, so you rolled your hips, grinding against him and ushering a soft moan from his lips. One of his hands slid down to the apex of your thighs and began slowly and gently stroking your pussy, while his other hand came up to massage your tit. You sighed as you reached back and softly stroked your fingers over the back of his neck, silently telling him to keep going. He did just that. He ran his middle finger along your slit, never actually entering you, then spread your arousal to your clit and rubbed circles into it, harder and harder until he could tell you were close, and then he went back to your slit and lazily traced it up and down. You whined as your climax evaded you, but he just snickered in your ear and repeated his actions, building you up to your peak and then stopping just before you reached it. Another whimper escaped your throat. You were getting frustrated, but you thought perhaps he would follow the rule of three, so you let him do it again. This time he brought you so close, you almost started to cum, but then he took his hand away completely.

“Ugh! You bloody tosser!” you growled, whipping around to face him. Before you could tell him off however, he captured your lips with his and pinned you against the shower wall with such a force that it briefly knocked the wind out of you. Then he grabbed your thighs, hoisted your legs up and over his hips, and quickly lined his cock up with your entrance before slamming into you. “Jesus FUCK,” you cried out. He immediately began pounding into you, grunting and panting heavily in your ear. Your loud, high pitched moans echoed off the tiled walls as his pubic bone rubbed against your throbbing clit, and his cock, like a hot steel rod, hit you over and over in just the right spot. You were rapidly approaching the climax you’d been denied thrice prior, and when you finally reached it, your vision became blurry and you were seeing stars. You screamed as Tom fucked you through it, never letting up on his pace, even as you started to come down from your high. Tears formed in your eyes from overstimulation, but then, without warning, you were hit with another earth-shattering orgasm. You squeezed your legs around him and raked your nails across his back, causing him to hiss and groan, while his name erupted from your lungs.

Once you felt your body begin to relax again, you let your head fall forward onto Tom’s shoulder, whimpering slightly from once again feeling over stimulated. That’s when he finally let up, pulling his still rock-hard length out of you and putting your legs back down for you to stand. Much to your surprise, however, he swiftly turned you around to face the wall and pulled your hips back, entering you from behind. You gasped and leaned forward to brace yourself against the wall, spreading your legs as wide as you could. He started thrusting into you once again, just as fast and hard as he did before, as if there had been no interruption. This new position gave your raw, swollen clit a much needed break, while also creating a delicious new angle for his dick to reach your A-spot.

Despite your better judgement, you begged him to fuck you harder, and somehow he did. The bathroom was filled with both of your moans, as well as the sounds of wet skin slapping skin as his pelvis smacked against your ass over and over under the running water. Soon your legs began to shake violently as you edged closer to another orgasm.

“Oooooohh my GOD!” you cried, your back arching and your cunt spasming around his girth. You were sure your legs would have given out from under you had Tom not been holding your hips so tightly.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck!!” He gave a hard thrust with each word before finally stilling his hips, cumming hard along with you.

When he was finished, he loosened his grip on your hips, but as soon as he did so, your legs wobbled so he quickly grasped you firmly again, gently pulled his spent cock out of you, and carefully lowered you to your knees so you could then move to sit on the shower floor, resting your back and head against the wall. Then he turned off the now cold water, threw away the condom he must have slipped on before he got in the shower with you, and then sat next to you on the floor, both of you out of breath.

Still using the wall to support your head, you turned it slightly to look at him. “What the actual fuck was that?” you breathed out.

“You liked it?” he asked with a drunken looking smile.

You let out a breathy chuckle. “What gave that away?”

He laughed. “Mind-blowing?” he asked, recalling Kaitlyn’s words from that morning.

“You could say that, I suppose,” you teased, nodding your head.

A wide grin spread across his face as he looked up at the ceiling, still panting. “I’ll take it!”

You leaned your head on his shoulder while the two of you caught your breaths. After a few moments of comfortable silence, you realized something. “One problem though.”

“What’s that?” he replied.

“I’m not sure I’ll be able to get up off of this floor anytime soon,” you told him. You both burst into a laughing fit, leaning against one another for support.

When the two of you were finally able to gather some composure, Tom scooped you up and carried you to your bed. He gently laid you down, then flopped down next to you, propped himself up on his elbow and looked down at you, clearly trying and failing to hide a proud smirk.

“What’s that look for?” you asked.

“Nothing,” he replied. “I just don’t think I’ve ever actually fucked anyone to the point where they literally couldn’t walk!”

You chuckled and shook your head, and then you looked down and noticed that his cock was hard. “How the hell are you hard again already after all that?”

“You just look so sexy laying there like that, looking all flustered and fucked out,” he said, leaning down and bringing his face close to yours with a blushing smile.

“Really? Because I could have sworn it was just your own ego, knowing you fucked me so well,” you teased, before your lips met in a slow and sensual kiss. At a natural breaking point you pulled away to look at him. “So, I don’t think my pussy can take any more tonight, but I’d still be happy to help you get off in other ways.” You lifted your eyebrows at him in exaggerated insinuation. “I mean, I got three incredible orgasms; you could at least get two…”

Tom’s face lit up like a child on Christmas.

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shadeysprings · 9 months

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Beanie's Lucky 7 Sleepover

Come one, come all, and join in celebrating this beautiful milestone with me with a writing challenge! Woot! Woot!

But before we get the party started, here are a few guidelines to consider;

🪩 You must be 18+ to join. Minors, please stay away.

🪩 Main concept of the event is to write a fic that is limited to 7 paragraphs only—no more, no less. But you can go crazy with the number of words. There is also no limit to how many works you want submit.

🪩 This is open to all genres but dark is preferred.

🪩 All tropes/AUs are allowed EXCEPT the following: underage, incest, bestiality, water sports, and scat.

🪩 Fandoms/Characters you can write for: MARVEL, Game of Thrones, Samuel Drake, Tommy Miller, Sebastian Stan, Pedro Pascal, Chris Evans, and Tom Hiddleston Characters. No RPFs, please. Though if you're unsure of a character, you can ask me through my DMs.

🪩 Reader inserts only.

🪩 Entries must be new and original. But if you really want to make it part of an existing fic you have, make sure that it can stand alone.

🪩 A list of tropes will be provided to help you kickstart your story. It is not mandatory though for you to use them.

🪩 I reserve the right to not read or interact with your work if it makes me feel uncomfortable or failed to follow the rules. Your work must be tagged accordingly as well.

🪩 Please use the tag #Beanie's Lucky 7 Sleepover when posting your work and tag me in it. If I haven't reblogged your work after some time, shoot me a message.

🪩 There is no deadline for this sleepover but the start date will be on the 7th of August.

🪩 Any questions that you may have, my DMs are open.

Tropes:

Meet Cute

Fake Relationship

Friends to Lovers / Enemies to Lovers

Soulmates

Only one bed

Auction

Roommates

FWB

Sugar Daddy

Boss/Employee Relationship

Professor/Student Relationship

DILF / Silverfox

Ex-Lovers

NPT : @mochie85 @lokiandbuckysdoll @sarahscribbles @imyourbratzdoll @targaryenvampireslayer @flordeamatista @navybrat817 @sgt-seabass @darkficsyouneveraskedfor @honeystevie @iraot @ironlady1993 @slyyywriting @cockslutpadalecki @buckets-and-trees @loopsisloops @fictive-sl0th @cocoamoonmalfoy @late-to-the-party-81

#Beanie's Lucky 7 Sleepover #writing challenge

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bisluthq · 2 years

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At one point in time I said that in an AU you had a fwb relationship with Joe that ended with you being friends, then I said Tom would take you out and give you the hiddles experience and you wouldn’t be into it and then you would sleep with Jack and buy him drinks or something, because I think that was your fantasy at that point, he ate you out and you bought him a drink. I think my AU is becoming more and more realistic from your side 😭 I don’t remember when you started saying you would suck Jack’s dick though and I don’t know if it still stands, I just remember that someone said he should pay you for getting him fans and you said you would pay him by sucking his dick 💀 anyway, now you said you would suck Joe’s dick, which means you agreeing to have sex with Tom Hiddleston is the last part we need. I don’t think we can make that one happen though 💀

Honestly Hiddles is the only one who’d probs make me cum but I’d be an asshole about it. Like the rest couldn’t manage, he could, I’d still make fun of him non stop.

#nat talks nat

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taylorsmusexo · 2 years

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My takes on Taylor’s “relationships”

Nobody asked for this, but I’m going to write it out anyway. 🤷‍♀️

I was introduced to the Gaylor community in 2020, right after folklore came out. I started out as a Kaylor and then saw the light. I’ve been lurking, reading, listening, and vibing. Here are my current thoughts/takes.

In (attempted) chronological order (kinda):

Joe Jonas: I think it was real. Taylor fell hard. She was way more into him than he was into her. Don’t think they ever had sex.

Martin Johnson: I think they secretly dated because her parents didn’t really approve and her team thought he wasn’t good for her image.

Emily Poe: I think they were close and Taylor had a crush. Nothing more.

John Mayer: I don’t think they dated or had sex. I think Taylor really looked up to him and maybe he was creepy and tried to come on to her and she freaked out. She figured out what a tool he is.

Lucas Till: Maybe went out on a few dates. He had a crush and she wasn’t super into him.

Julianne Hough: I think they probably were hooking up/fwb/just having some fun.

Taylor Lautner: Totally fake. PR for their movie.

Cory Monteith, Chord Overstreet, Will Anderson: Went out on a few dates maybe. Nothing serious.

Liz Huett: Bffs. Maybe hooked up/made out but nothing serious and no real feelings.

Jake Gyllenhal: Real. He totally broke her heart. Probably lost the v card to him.

Dianna Agron: Dated secretly. Didn’t work out because the closeting was too hard. The one that got away.

Connor Kennedy (I initially forgot him): I think he was mostly PR/a setup to coverup for Dianna. But then her & Dianna got in a fight/went on a break and she kinda used him to make Dianna jealous. He was a HS guy so obvi he was gonna go along with whatever to hang out with a beautiful and famous 22 year old. Also she was obsessed with the Kennedys and got to cosplay as a Kennedy 1950’s housewife lol.

Harry Styles: Totally fake. I think it was meant to last longer than it did but Harry didn’t like it. I think they are friendly these days and like each other as people.

Karlie Kloss: Started out as PR bffs. Became real bffs.,Taylor caught feelings. Maybe some hooking up/confusing experimenting for Karlie going on. Karlie chose Josh. Taylor was heartbroken. Karlie betrayed her.

Calvin Harris: Mostly PR but but were probably hooking up. Probably not monogamous or serious. Meant to remind people Taylor is totes not gay after all the Kaylor rumors.

Tom Hiddleston: I think she kinda used him for PR and to make Calvin jealous, and he actually was really into her. They probably were hooking up for real.

Lily Donaldson: I think they def had something at the beginning of Toe. I think Toe started off not monogamous and she was hooking up/dating Lily at the same time as early stages of Toe.

Joe Alwyn: I think they are real but it’s not the fairytale Angel boyfriend romance she has tried to sell. I think they have been on and off and are kinda toxic.

Conclusion: I hope Taylor can one day be truly happy and at peace. I’d love to discuss if anyone wants to!

#random thoughts #taylor swift #toe #jaylor #hiddleswift #houghler #Kaylor #Swiftgron #general gaylor #tily #gyllenswift

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the-ss-horniest-book-club · 3 years

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HBC Tropes Weekend

This weekend 7/30 through 8/1 ACROSS FOUR BLOGS! Sebastian Stan Characters HBC, Chris Evans HBC, Tom Hiddleston HBC and MCU HBC are all participating in this collaborative challenge!

Tropes, can’t live without them – how else can Bucky and the reader hook up if you don’t give them “There was only one bed!” or Steve and your best OC starting as FwB until someone admits feelings and become a couple or Clint and y/n being stuck in an air vent on recon - we love our tropes! Come join us in the fun!

Rules For Our Drabbles:

You do not need to reserve a prompt.

You do not need to tell us which prompt you’re writing.

You can write as many or as few as you’d like, and there is no word minimum or maximum.

You may write for one blog or all four blogs, your level of participation is entirely up to you! Just make sure to send links to the correct blog for the masterlist.

Smut/Fluff/Angst/any combo accepted, please adhere to HBC Guidelines.

To get on the masterlist, DM the link to your drabble(s) to the correct HBC for your chosen character - All Drabble links received in 24 hours will be added to the masterlist.

Use #HBC trope weekend on your works!

List of Tropes:

Bed Sharing

Slow Burn

Enemies to Lovers

Friends to Lovers

Hurt/Comfort

Forbidden Love

Fake Dating

Fake Marriage

Accidentally Married

Love-Hate Relationship

Crack Fic

Next Generation Fic

Curtain Fic

Body Swap

Gender Swap

Forced Marriage

Time Travel

Holiday fic

Meet Cute

Poly fic

Cross Over

Best Friends Wedding

Best man/Maid of Honor

Huddling for Warmth

Mistaken Identity

Touch Starved

Mutual Pining

Unrequited Love

Love Letters

Clothes Sharing

More Than Meets the Eye

Scared of the Storm

Home Alone

Keep running into each other

Partners to Lovers

Starcrossed Lovers

Loving them from a distance

Against the Odds

Stood up by someone else

Sudden realization of love

Seeking comfort in best friend

FwB to Lovers

Chance encounters

Locked in with a cute stranger

Kissed to keep quiet

Coming out fic

This is not what it looks like

Found Family

Marriage of Convenience

If you want to do headcanons/moodboards/art instead, PLEASE DO and tag us/DM the link!

Love, The Smutty Librarians of the HBC 📚

@the-ss-horniest-book-club

@the-th-horniest-book-club

@the-ce-horniest-book-club

@the-marvel-horniest-book-club

#hbc trope weekend

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energyanon · 3 years

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Calendar

Ok, so unbeknownst to how, I’ve managed to make this blog practically my job, happy to help people on their little journeys though <3 So, if you’re ever curious as to where certain readings are, what has been done etc. It will all be here, tagged under CALENDAR: Working On:

✍️Shadow Work/Past Trauma/Healing Masterlist

✍️Manifestation 101 Masterlist

✍️Consolidating and Organising Tags so easier to find everything.

✍️Request Page

✍️Adding Calendar + East Index to Pin to Page

Readings will be Adhoc, and whenever they can be done. I can’t commit to specific days anymore: Sebastian: ✔️ Seb Megaread [Placed: Career, Fans, Ale, Grandma, Marriage] Ben B:

✔️ Ben [Placed: Music and Career] (Privately posted) □ Ben Public Post (Dependent on permission) [Placed: Only what is allowed] Jake G: ✔️ JG [Placed: Him + Girlfriend, Marriage and Career] Henry C: ✔️ HC + NV [Placed: HC, NV and LC] ✔️ HC + NV [Placed SS Group Chat, NV and HC] ✔️ HC Part One [Placed: Himself, Career] Part One ✔️ HC Part Two [Placed: Himself, Body, Status/Image, Fans] □ HC [Placed: Gina + Family] □ HC + DG

Chase C: ✔️ Chase [placed: Love Life, Projects, Friend Dynamic] Chris E: ✔️ Chris Megaread [Placed: Family, Career, Relationship, Marriage, FWB, Situationship, Politics, Single] + Hayden C [Placed: Love Life, Career/Character, Health] + Jessie Mei Li [Placed: Self, Career, Love Life, Family] + Tom Hiddleston [Placed: Career, Love] + Sam Claflin + Adam Driver + Lana Del Rey + Bailey Sarian + Andrew Lincoln

+Brendan Fraser

+JG and GF

I’ve also updated tags. Everyone has just their initials as their tag eg. HC, CE etc.

I have tagged “ask” for all asks

“qna” for any spiritual related questions for example how energy readings work.

“Reading” is for all readings that have been done by me (and any that anons may have said that they did tarots or readings themselves and have described said reading)

:) Feel free to request anything else, I’ll add it here so it’s not forgotten :)

#calendar

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sohoharlem · 3 years

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Oh hun, the Tom Hiddleston fandom might be chill now but trust me... only a couple years back, when the first Marvel movies with Loki hit the big screen, it was a total shitshow, much worse than SS's now. I know because I ran a popular blog in it. A cesspool of egos pitting against one another about who had met him more often (he did theather and shot parts of his Marvel movies in London), who knew his roles better... whole tumblrs made dedicated to "discovering" tea about his personal life... girlfriends and any woman remotely close to him were picked apart - remember Taylor Swift?? The whole fandom had a meltdown over a single picture of him and an alleged FWB on a holiday trip... and eventually, it was torn apart by jealousy and people acting mightier than thou (at least here on Tumblr). It's not the first time and won't be the last either. People. *laughs*

Oh, I remember lol

- SH

#tom hiddleston #taylor swift

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hoochy-coo · 3 years

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I am drinking my whiskey and ready to report!

Do you or WS anon think harry is living with Olivia in that house? Also do you know if that’s her own or if she rented it?

- I already told you guys no. I know at least one of the places Harry stays in cause I talked to the one Harry friend I have on tumblr and she says Harry usually moves around in LA. I know one of the places cause it's within my parents neighborhood and my sister saw him multiple times already and no she never saw Olivia. Do I think it's possible he stays over? Of course it's possible, that's what happens if you're dating someone. I had an fwb for years even and I stayed over his house and him mine. So even at that level people do sleepovers. Said tumblr friend also told me Olivia is renting the house because ofc stans played fbi already.

- As I mentioned before I think they're hooking up. But not the serious and deep connection and deep chemistry. A lot of what I consider real and pr relationships are like that to me. But to me this is mostly pr than real

Back to more important matters. Celeb hygiene report:

- My dad met Angelina during her wild days and said she smelled sweaty. A friend met her during middle of Bradgelina and said she didn't smell like anything in particular. Another friend met her two years ago and said she smelled like Guerlain

- My friend never smelled the perfume to confirm that's what Riri uses, only she smells really good

- Shia Labeouf unsurprisingly looks and smells musty

- Tom Hiddleston looks and smells very clean

- Nikolaj Coster-Waldau smells really good according to a friend who worked on The Other Woman

- It seems 9/10 times rappers smell really good

- Lebron James smells like a king which I interpret means he smells real good

- My dad met Jordan back in the day and said he smells expensive and rightfully so

- Johnny Depps smelled pretty bad according to a friend who worked on Pirates

- A friend of mine was a photoshoot crew for Miley during Bangerz era and said she smelled quite bad but said when she worked with her again during Niam 2.0 she smelled ok.

- Megan thee Stallion ofc smells great

- Kendall and Devin smells good

- A friend said Andrew Garfield smelled bad but he acknowledges he was working on Silence at the time and Andrew sort of went method

- Dakota smells clean of course

- A friend met Harry Styles back 2019 and said he smelled good and also had that minty fresh breath scent

- Olivia Rodrigo smells floral

- Keith Harington smells like cigs

- A friend said Eva Green looked like she needed a shower when she saw her

Worcestershire Sauce Anon

How I WISH I could be drinking whiskey right now! I’m very jealous

The most shocking thing out of everything you’ve spilled here is that Eva Green might have bad hygiene. I can’t live like this.

We need further reports on Timothee and Lily Rose Depp

#WS

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studying-with-adult-adhd · 2 years

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Questions to get to know me!

I said I was probably just gonna answer all of these. In total there's 155, so I'll split it up into 5 posts, each with 31 questions

1: Full name

My full name is Aliesha Sara. Won't post my last name yet. Lol

2: Age

I'm 22, turning 23 in December

3: 3 Fears

3 fears? My friend I have anxiety. Lmao I'm only joking.

- Being diagnosed with ALS or something similar. Watched my grandma go through that and I just... Could never.

-dying in my sleep without being able to say goodbye to anyone I love

- losing my mom too soon.

4: 3 things I love

- snow. It's beautiful and everything is super tranquil at night and then the sound of crunch snow? It's amazing.

- rain. Storms. All of it. I like it when there's not as many people outside, it feels more calming.

- my boyfriend. Cliche, sure but he is my first healthy relationship after an abusive one and he is so understanding and loving and adorable.

5: 4 turns on

- putting effort into appearance. No, don't dress to the nines but looking good is a good look

-smelling good. Smell is a huge thing for me. If I can't stand the way someone smells, I can't be around them.

- being good with kids. I've got 3 nephews and a niece all 9 or under. I love the kids in my life and if they aren't comfortable with someone I'm around, it's a huge red flag to me.

-not wanting to fix me. I have a dark sense of humour, I make fun of my trauma a lot. Someone I'm around has to understand that, and if you joke about your trauma too? We're good

6: 4 turns off

-being an ass to customer service workers. Listen, they work their asses off for minimal pay, they don't need you to yell at them.

-poor personal hygiene. Now, don't get me wrong, I understand when it comes to mental health conditions or disabilities, but be honest about it. It's okay, and people can and will help.

-being too quiet. Not being willing to stand up for yourself. Again, I get it. Trust me I do. But, personally, I can't stand it in my personal relationships when someone doesn't have a backbone.

-not wanting to go out and do things. I can't be cooped up all the time. So we gotta be able to go out and do something, even just a walk.

7: My best friend

I have two really. Carollynn has been my best friend for 21 years. We were born exactly two weeks apart. She's like a sister to me.

The other one is Dorian. We became friends in grade 8, because I had a massive crush on him. Then we found out that we're two peas in a pod and I knew i couldn't like someone like that, so now he's like a brother to me.

8: Sexual orientation

I tis be bisexual. I am typically more attracted to men, but yeah.

9: My best first date

Haha so this one is a fun one. I had never really been on a true "date" until last year. I had a FWB before my boyfriend came along and once my FWB found out I had never actually been taken out on a date, he took me minigolfing.

10: How tall am I

I am 5 feet 9 inches tall. I was always a tall kid.

11: What do I miss

Right now? The ability to breathe normally. In general? Being a kid and being financially stable. Lmao

12: What time were I born

I was born December 19, 1998 at 2:29 am. I was almost born in a car.

13: Favourite color

Red, purple, royal blue.

14: Do I have a crush

My boyfriend? Tom Hiddleston? Chris Evans? Elizabeth Olsen? Etc.

15: Favourite quote

I have too many to be honest with you. Let's go with the one tattooed on my arm. "My pain may never disappear but neither will my strength." It's a lyric from a song that helped me to save my own life.

"Starting Over" - Robb Nash

16: Favourite place

I have a few. Many take place in fictional worlds. However, in real life, I love being at my grandpa's house. It's usually calm and it brings back good memories.

17: Favourite food

I don't really have one typically? I go through spouts of favourite foods and then not being able to eat anything. Strawberries have always been a good one though.

18: Do I use sarcasm

No, not at all. Ever.

Haha yes, I do. All the time, too much some would say.

19: What am I listening to right now

Nothing at the current moment, however I do enjoy most music. Recently I've been really liking Beartooth and I Prevail though.

20: First thing I notice in new person

Typically the eyes. Even through social media. You can tell a lot by a person's eyes. If not that, then it's typically their voice. The dictation, accent, etc.

21: Shoe size

Typically a 10 or 11 in women's, or a 9/10 in men's.

22: Eye color

It changes between a nice blue to more a green/hazel colour.

23: Hair color

My original hair colour was a bright ass Strawberry Blonde. My mother used to get asked if she would accept money for a lock of my hair to take to their hair dressers. People are weird.

Now? It's more on the dirty blonde side, but it's winter so my hair gets darker and gets more red in it.

24: Favourite style of clothing

Don't typically have one? Lots of black, and I guess I like the distressed look. Slashed up shirts and jeans, etc.

25: Ever done a prank call?

I have not actually. Ever. Lol

27: Meaning behind my URL (there's no 26 lol)

I had started this in order to help those of us with ADHD find methods to help them study buuuuuut that strayed and I can't keep up with the blog half the time and yeah. I still want to, but it's hard when I have no time.

28: Favourite movie

Hellboy. The original one. Or the blade trilogy.

29: Favourite song

I don't have one right now per say. Usually I answer with "Wash It All Away" - Fiver Finger Death Punch

30: Favourite band

Five Finger Death Punch. Lmao saw them live once and it was the best show I've ever been to.

31: How I feel right now

Sick. Stressed. A bit worried. Also content and happy.

#adhd #get to know me #adult adhd #adhd problems

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becca-e-barnes · 3 years

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still foot fetish girl here :)

idm sharing on an ask bc it was so sjgdfjhg and i wanna tell you

so basically A has a really really deep voice and he absolutely knows it so picture a deep voiced tom hiddleston type with lots of darlings and sweethearts

so we were laughing about this huge misunderstanding and he goes, "i don't even blame you, i ended up getting hard after doing a body shot at this thing I went to and it's just because of you and V"

so of course I laugh bc that's funny but also I'm thinking about him hard now bc he just put the picture in my head

(i'd like to reiterate that i absolutely do not have any feelings for A whatsoever, i am just very very touch starved bc my current fwb is isolating bc she has covid)

anyway so i say "foot fetish is fair enough but i will never understand how belly buttons are sexy"

"you would be in the mood too if you saw this young lady, sweetheart, she had the most gorgeous body and her stomach was so slender and sexy"

"that's a weird thing to notice, A"

"darling when i say i couldn't keep my hands off her, holy shit."

"intrigued, tell me more"

there's more to this but i've run out of words, one sec

1/2

Okay so I want you to know that I’ve though about absolutely nothing but this since I read it the first time holy shit, I think I’ve fallen in love with your friend A?? 😩 don’t even need to see him to know he radiates bde and I just need some of that in my life holy shitttt

#asks answered <3 #ff anon #1/2 #like seriously… endless bde #I just #eugh #part 2 was so hot hang on #18+

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lokilickedme · 4 years

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Master Fic List ~ updated 7/13/20

Sorry for taking so long to do this...it was brought to my attention that it’s been almost a year since I updated this list and several people have requested it - so here you go, my fully updated and almost completed Master Fic List with links, synopsis, character rosters, pairings, ratings, word/chapter counts, warning tags with squick notices, and update dates.

All fics on this list are posted at AO3 unless noted

*The Loki Reads series is exclusively on tumblr.com

Everything is under the cut because this list is LONG (75 individual works, 13 series, plus published works included at the end of the list)

Fics are categorized by main character (i.e. Loki, Tom Hiddleston as Original Characters, etc)

Series and associated AU’s and side stories are grouped together (Chemical + Prehistories + Troika Apocalyptica + Penumbraluna + Wolfsbane…you get the idea)

Fics are identified as WIP (work in progress) or complete, with associated word counts and chapter amounts. Latest update dates are noted for WIPs.

WARNINGS are notated, though the warning tags at AO3 should be paid attention to because they are far more complete and detailed.

Fic genres (romance, comedy, thriller) are briefly notated but these are general.

There is a link at the end of the list to my published books at Amazon, if you’re interested in those.

This list will be updated as fics update and incomplete information will be added as I have time.

Click READ MORE to see the complete list:

Exclusively on tumblr:

Part 1 - Loki Reads The Night Manager Part 2 - Loki Reads High Rise Part 3 - Loki Reads Fifty Shades of Grey

~WORKS AT AO3~

Word/chapter counts are current as of 7/13/2020

Loki

Jack Montague - WIP - 183,860 words, 65 chapters, ongoing - WARNINGS: hardcore sex, language, violence, sexual deviance, mentions of abuse, mentions of depression, explicit everything, blood/vampyric activities, numerous smutty kinks, and whatever else you can think of. Not kidding, everything in this one is really hardcore. Supernatural romance/adventure in the post-MCU/Post-2012 Avengers. Main character - Loki. Secondary character/love interest - Jack Montague. Relationship - Loki/Jack. Side characters - Adam (OLLA), Thor, Nick Fury, Eve (OLLA), Selina (Sanguine). The Trickster God has been exiled to Earth for a very long time…as the oldest living monster in the realm, he’s bored off his skull and endlessly intrigued when he runs across a monster of an entirely different kind - and strikes up a playful romantic partnership with a vampire who may be far more than he bargained for. *EXTREMELY EXPLICIT* Updated 6/14/20

Sugar Skull - complete - 3115 words. Side story to Jack Montague, part 3 of The Joker And The Thief. Main character - Loki. Side characters - Jack, Thor. WARNINGS: Language, sex. What Loki does every year on Halloween. *MATURE* **also published in the Trickster Tales compendium

The Gucci Incident - complete - 4278 words. Side story to Jack Montague, part 2 of The Joker And The Thief. Main character - Loki. Side characters - Adam. WARNINGS: Mostly language. Loki and his vampire father-in-law Adam chase a pair of bedroom slippers across New York City. *MATURE*

The Trickster’s Wife - complete - 71,001 words, 31 chapters. Post Avengers, MCU. Romance/epic adventure. WARNINGS: Very explicit sex, some language, some violence, very adult themes, mentions of abuse. Main character - Loki. Secondary character/love interest: Princess Anja. Relationship - Loki/Anja. Side characters - Thor, Odin, Frigga, Bragneire. Asgard needs Loki, but Loki has a price - a wife he has no right to ask for. So of course he does just that. *MATURE, EXPLICIT*

The King of All The Rest - WIP - 1444 words, 1 chapter, ongoing (Part 2 of Myths of Asgard) - Sequel to The Trickster’s Wife. Romance/comedy. Main characters - Loki, Bragneire, Anja. Relationship - Loki/Anja. Loki has retired, left Asgard, left the throne, left everything save for one beautiful thing that he’ll never lose again…the wife he fought so hard to keep. WARNINGS: Sex, language. *MATURE*

The King’s Heart - complete - 47,229 words, 21 chapters. WARNINGS: Explicit sex, sexual violence, abuse, language, mental illness, blood, grief, very adult themes. Main character - Loki. Secondary character/love interest - Lyra. Side characters - Thor, Frigga, Aleks Lokisson, several offspring. Post-Avengers UA. Loki has been given the throne, but his apparent madness prevents him from opening his heart to his new queen. *VERY EXPLICIT* **currently being reworked for publication

The Wolf King - complete - 44,315 words, 17 chapters. WARNINGS: Sexual activity, language, some violence, smutty talk from Loki, adult themes. Fluffy adventure/romance. Loki’s son Aleks has been handed the throne, but he doesn’t want it yet - not while there’s a universe to be conquered in “other” more satisfying ways. But a mysterious pair of offworlders have a vested interest in the boy king fulfilling his prophecy the way his famous father did. Main characters - Aleks, Loki. Secondary characters/love interests - Cara, Lyra. Side characters - Thor, The Syl, Sleipnir, Loki’s daughters, some surprise guests at the end. *MATURE*

Lost Creatures - complete - 4929 words. Main characters - Loki, Thor. WARNINGS: Explicit sex, explicit language, violence, male/male. Loki and Thor have always loved as much as they’ve hated…but which of the two emotions is the stronger? *EXPLICIT* **published in the Trickster Tales compendium, original version remains on AO3

Civil Disobedience - complete - 1066 words. WARNINGS: Spanking, nonconsensual. Main character - Loki. Short vignette involving a Dominant Loki and his disobedient plaything. *EXPLICIT* **Rewritten for publication in the Trickster Tales compendium, original version remains on AO3

Mine - complete - 2051 words. WARNINGS: Explicit sex, language, voyeurism, angst. Main character - Loki. Side characters - Thor, the bride. She was one thing over all others…she was mine. *EXPLICIT* **published in the Trickster Tales compendium, original version remains on AO3

THE TEMPEST SERIES

Main character for all parts - Loki. WARNINGS FOR ALL PARTS: Hardcore sex, strong language, some violence, implied bestiality, very heavy smut. All parts complete. Dark romance/thriller.

Part 1 - Darkness Lives In Me - Loki’s fall from grace (1421 words) Part 2 - Before Chaos - Loki plots to take over Midgard (3120 words) Part 3 - After The Maelstrom - Loki kills some time before the conquest (3088) Part 4 - Eye of The Storm - Loki finds a way to…well… (2369 words) Part 5 - Her Side of The Storm - Loki’s chosen conquest tells her side (2476) Part 6 - A Perfect Whirlwind - Loki serves his time, misses his chosen (2928) Part 7 - Cyclone In A Teacup - A conjugal visitation to Midgard (2654 words) Part 8 - An Intemperate Rain - Loki comes bearing gifts (2132 words) Part 9 - Darkening Skies - A trinket with…dubious powers (4304 words) Part 10 - The Nature Of Thunder - Loki, kidnap, what could go wrong? (3325) Part 11 - Lightning Strikes - Fury’s revenge, Loki’s redemption (3905 words)

*All parts of the above series: EXTREMELY EXPLICIT including violent consensual sex*

No Regrets - complete - 1634 words. WARNINGS: Crazy explicit sex, language, absolutely no plot. Smutty comedy. Loki, dad’s throne, and a willing partner…just another Wednesday on Asgard. Main character - Loki. Side characters - woman, Thor, Odin. *EXPLICIT* **published in the Trickster Tales compendium, original version remains on AO3

Whisper - complete - 6440 words, 6 chapters. WARNINGS: Explicit sex, explicit language, threatened explicit violence. Main character - Loki. Side character - woman. Romance. Asgard has fallen while Loki is imprisoned far beneath the city, leaving him the sole survivor - and as the world slowly decays above him, he opens a path to escape through the dreams of a Midgardian female. *EXPLICIT*

The Dragon Queen - complete - 37,503 words, 28 chapters. Main character - Loki. Relationship - Loki/Eira. Romance. WARNINGS: Very hardcore sex, violence, rape, abuse, language, torture. Odin has given up trying to break Loki - until the day he sends his other prized prisoner into the Trickster’s cell. *EXTREMELY EXPLICIT* *WARNING - CONTAINS NONCONSENSUAL SEX SCENES*

The Good Stuff - complete - 3513 words. WARNINGS: Crude explicit language, some smutty sex and references and drunkenness. Comedy. Main characters - Loki and Thor. Side characters - Frigga, Odin, castle servants. Two bored brothers, one long night, and mom’s secret hooch stash - what could go wrong? *MATURE* **published in the Trickster Tales compendium, original version remains on AO3

Smooth Criminal - Part 1 of the Criminal Activity Series - complete - 4252 words. WARNINGS: Explicit sex and dominance. Avengers (2012) adjacent. Where did Loki get that suit anyway? *EXPLICIT* **published in the Trickster Tales compendium, original version remains on AO3

Blue Collar Criminal - Part 2 of the Criminal Activity Series - incomplete - 1171 words. Post-Avengers. WARNINGS: None really, it hasn’t gotten far enough yet. Sitting on the throne is dull as fuck. Might as well hit Asgard again, only this time Loki only intends to conquer one human - the girl from the suit shop. *WILL BE EXPLICIT IF I EVER FINISH IT*

Tom Hiddleston as Original Characters

The Department - WIP - 148,227 words, 37 chapters, ongoing. *UPDATED 7/10/20* Main characters - Greta (OFC), Chief (Tom Hiddleston). Side characters - Andy (Andrew Hozier-Byrne), Cree (Jason Momoa), Cade (Chris Evans), Kevin (Dave Bautista), Hawk (David Tennant), Sarah (Sarah Lancashire), Ted (Sebastian Stan), Wilson (Owen Wilson). Pairings: Greta/Chief, Greta/Andy (FWB). Comedy/romance. WARNINGS: Explicit sex, explicit crude language, sexist banter, minor violence. Greta arrives in a small town in Minnesota to wait out her disciplinary review after an on the job accident and struggles to survive a crackpot stationhouse full of cops who may or may not be quite what they seem…while trying really hard not to fall in love with the Chief. *EXPLICIT* - updates weekly (Sundays) **now off hiatus!

Hammer Of The Gods - WIP - 29,935 words - 28/30 chapters, ongoing. *UPDATED 4/18/20* Main characters - Jake (Tom Hiddleston), Tate (OFC), Pete (Chris Hemsworth). Pairing: Jake/Tate. WARNINGS: hardcore language, explicit sex, mild/brief violence, referenced mental/emotional/verbal abuse. AU Loki and Thor as human construction workers renovating a house next door to a recently divorced mom who really needs to learn how to live again. *EXPLICIT*

Sunflower - WIP - 33,577 words - 13/15 chapters, ongoing. Main characters - Tommy (Tom Hiddleston), Chloe (OFC/Dove Cameron). Side characters - Amy (Sarah Wayne Callies), Martin (Idris Elba), Blake (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) , Tony (Robert Downey Jr). Pairing: Tommy/Chloe. Sweet romance. Don’t park in the disabled spot unless you’re ready to fall in love with the girl you stole it from. WARNINGS: Sex, mild language, injury description. *MATURE*

THE MCCLARY CHRONICLES

Part 1 - Sgaile Leannan - complete - 58,066 words, 20 chapters. Main characters - King McClary (Tom Hiddleston), Molly Thompkin (OFC). Romance. Molly arrives in Scotland on a work assignment and meets her nemesis - the surly kilted sheep farmer who owns the land she’s trespassing on. WARNINGS: Very explicit sex, explicit language, mild violence. This story was rewritten for publication with changes - original version remains on AO3. *EXPLICIT*

Part 2 - Samhach Mhiannan - complete - 78,763 words, 25 chapters. Molly returns home to Philadelphia with a little secret - and her world flips upside down when King shows up at her door months later. SAME WARNINGS AS PART 1. This story was rewritten for publication with minor changes - original version remains on AO3. *EXPLICIT*

Part 3 - Na Binne an Leann - complete - 77,600 words, 25 chapters. Molly moves to Scotland to be with King, but her future with the cranky sheepherder is, as always, shaky and uncertain. SAME WARNINGS AS PARTS 1 AND 2. This story was rewritten for publication with minor changes - original version remains on AO3. *EXPLICIT*

A Meeting With The King - complete - 2507 words. Side story to The McClary Chronicles. What really happened that day at Clendon Williams when King met Ian, told from King’s POV. WARNINGS: Some language, mild violence. *MATURE*

Aingeal Ard - WIP - 16,297 words - 16/20 chapters, ongoing. *UPDATED 10/14/19* WARNINGS: rough language, explicit sex. Main characters - King McClary (Tom Hiddleston), Molly Thompkin (OFC). A retelling of Sgaile Leannan from King’s POV, chapter by chapter. *EXPLICIT*

Chemical and its Related Side Stories

Chemical - incomplete version, ended - 263,007 words, 58 chapters. This story was rewritten and completed for publication in two volumes with major changes - the original version minus the final chapters and epilogue remain at AO3. AU Loki/Tom Hiddleston as a bartender in San Diego who falls for the last girl he should ever look at - who just happens to be his soulmate. Main characters - Tom Heyworth (Tom Hiddleston), Anja Black (OFC). Side characters - Chris (Chris Hemsworth), Ewan (Ewan McGregor), Pop Heyworth, Cara, Kady, Robert Laing, Eric (Michael Fassbender). Romance. WARNINGS: Extremely hardcore sex of all kinds, language, mild violence, references to past sexual abuse and child abuse. *EXTREMELY EXPLICIT, NOT REMOTELY KIDDING*

THE CHEMICAL PREHISTORIES

All parts complete, all parts MATURE AND/OR EXPLICIT for sex, language, references to past abuse, mild drug use. **This series of shorts have now been published as Volume Three of the Chemical books

SIR - Characters: Anja’s mother and her lover; young Anja Das Vorspiel - Characters: Alicia and The Boss Quiet Gods - Narrator: Eva. Characters: Eva, Tom, Chris Medialuna - the original unused ending to Chemical Two Princes - Narrator: Anja ADDITIONAL WARNING: character death The Mechanic - Narrator: Chris. Characters: Chris, Tom, Anja Eidolon - Narrator: Emma. Characters: Emma, Tom, Anja ADDITIONAL WARNING: disturbing imagery, imagined character death, mental illness The Scottish Barman - Narrator: Ewan. Characters: Ewan, Tom, Anja Taos - Narrator: Alicia ADDITIONAL WARNING: character death Girly - Narrator: Anja

Penumbraluna - complete - 19,179 words, 10 chapters. Main characters - Tom and Chris (as teens). Side character - Meredith Hemberley. Coming of age. WARNINGS: Strong language, references to sexual abuse and child abuse, mild drug and alcohol use, male/male (brief), semi-explicit sex, character death. Tom’s friendship with Chris, from the day they met as kids up to the point where Chemical begins. *VERY MATURE THEMES* **This novella has been published as part of Chemical Volume Three

See You After The Apocalypse - Part 1 of the Troika Apocalyptica series - complete - 5414 words. Chemical AU, post-Chemical - Tom, Anja, Chris, Pop, Cara, and Tom & Anja’s two babies have all survived the zombie outbreak, hunkered down in the cabin in Big Bear. But Tom sends Anja and the two little ones away with Chris when the mountain is overrun with the undead. Will they find each other alive when it’s all over? WARNINGS: Suspense, mild violence. *MATURE*

Meet Me In Phoenix - Part 2 of Troika Apocalyptica - incomplete - Characters: Tom, Anja, Pop, Chris, Cara. Chemical AU in which Tom & company survive a zombie apocalypse, are separated, and embark on a cross country quest to find each other again. WARNINGS: language and some sexual references. *MATURE*

Wolfsbane - complete - 1826 words. Tom/Anja Chemical AU side story. Assassins in love. Tom and Anja are agents assigned to bump each other off, if they can stop seducing each other long enough to pull the trigger. WARNINGS: Language, sex, mild violence.

Tales From Quarantine - ongoing, limited series of oneshots - 6171 words currently, 2 chapters. Short stories featuring several of my fic couples in lockdown during the covid-19 crisis: Tom and Anja from Chemical, Jack and Loki from Jack Montague, Molly and King from The McClary Chronicles, Adam/Eve/Selina from Sanguine, Jake and Tate from Hammer of The Gods, Tommy and Chloe from Sunflower, Greta and Chief from The Department. WARNINGS: explicit sex and language

Tom Hiddleston as Himself:

Body Double - complete - 143,489 words, 40 chapters. WARNINGS: Explicit sex, language, references to past sexual and physical abuse, brief reference to miscarriage, heavy Dom/sub undertones. Main character - Tom Hiddleston (as himself). Secondary character/love interest - Anna (OFC). Side characters - Chris Hemsworth, Ian. Pairing: Tom/Anna. Romance. An actor and a body double working on his film embark on a romantic relationship after the movie wraps. *VERY EXPLICIT*

Other TH Original Characters:

Burn - complete (will fill in this summary ASAP)

Would You Like To Play A Game? - complete (will fill in this summary ASAP)

Golden Boy - incomplete (will fill in this summary ASAP)

Awakening - complete - RPF - (will fill in this summary ASAP)

Beautiful Disaster - complete (will fill in this summary ASAP) **this fic has been partly rewritten and published, the original version remains on AO3

Dandelion Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 - complete (will fill in summary ASAP)

Broken Petals - A Magnus Martinsson fic - incomplete

Yes Please, Magnus - Magnus Martinsson fic - complete

Weekly Meetings of The Most Useless Muses in The History of Fanfiction - incomplete - 23,802 words, 22 chapters. Pretty much what it sounds like. Characters - all of them. WARNINGS: All of them.

Adam - Only Lovers Left Alive

Sanguine - complete - 28,795 words, 16 chapters. Main character - Adam. Secondary characters - Selina, Eve. Romance/mystery. WARNINGS: Very explicit sex and violence, language, vampirism, blood, pregnancy, rape. A redemption tale twisted up in an epic love story between a vampire and a mortal who break a few rules and make a few of their own in the process. *EXPLICIT*

(Adam is also a prominent character in JACK MONTAGUE and THE GUCCI INCIDENT)

Thomas Oakley - Unrelated

Sleep - complete - 1471 words. WARNINGS: Sex and language. Thomas Oakley is chosen for a college sleep studies program. Too bad the only thing that puts him to sleep is an orgasm. *MATURE*

Tom Hiddleston - Jaguar Promo

The Way of The Cat - complete (summary will be filled in ASAP)

Andrew Hozier-Byrne

THE TALIESIN SERIES

Part 1 - Nobody - complete - 3293 words. Romance/fantasy. WARNINGS: character death, raunchy language, implied sex, implied drug use. A perpetually reincarnating Celtic deity (Andrew Hozier-Byrne) just won’t stop causing problems for the Pantheon, no matter how many times they reboot him and his lover. Loosely based on the song. *MATURE*

Part 2 - Shrine Of Your Lies - WIP - 1011 words, 2/15 chapters, ongoing. Romance/fantasy. WARNINGS: Explicit sex, some language, some implied violence. Taliesin (Andrew Hozier-Byrne) and his lover have been reincarnated again, this time without any memory of who they are - or of each other. Fate won’t let them wander for long though and their paths cross over two parallel lifetimes. *MATURE* - this fic may not be updated on AO3 as I plan to change the background setting and include it in the upcoming WICKLOW HOUSE book of short stories

(Andrew Hozier-Byrne is also a prominent character in THE DEPARTMENT)

Can Yaman

Kiz Yan Kapi - The Girl Next Door - WIP - 5533 words, 3/10 chapters (will fill in this summary ASAP)

Chris Hemworth

Thor’s Beard - complete - 3163 words (Part 2 of Forgotten Gods, side story to Hammer Of The Gods). WARNINGS: Explicit sex, language. Pete from HoTG hooks up with Jake’s older sister and a battery operated device. *EXPLICIT*

See You After The Apocalypse - see above under The Chemical Prehistories

(CH is also a major character in Hammer Of The Gods and Chemical)

Allan Hawco/Frontier inspired

A Wife For Mister Brown - complete (will fill in this summary ASAP)

Et Tu, Mister Brown? - complete (will fill in this summary ASAP)

~~PUBLISHED BOOKS~~

All of the following are available at amazon.com in both paperback and Kindle formats:

Sgaile Leannan - Rewritten from AO3 version with changes/additions. Sex, language, adult situations. *EXPLICIT*

Samhach Mhiannan - Rewritten from AO3 version with some changes/additions. Sex, language, adult situations. *EXPLICIT*

Na Binne an Leann - Rewritten from AO3 version with minor changes/additions. Sex, language, adult situations. *EXPLICIT*

Chemical Volume One - Rewritten from AO3 with major changes/additions. Sex, language, adult situations, references to past child abuse. *EXTREMELY EXPLICIT*

Chemical Volume Two - Rewritten from AO3 with major changes/additions (includes the final three chapters, ending, and epilogue that are not included in the AO3 version). Sex, language, adult situations, references to past child abuse. *EXTREMELY EXPLICIT*

Chemical Volume Three - The Prehistories and Penumbraluna - a compilation of the Chem shorts and the novella (some are partially rewritten) *EXPLICIT and VERY ADULT THEMES*

Here And There - Book One of The Strada Series - not associated with any AO3 fics. Sex, language, violence. Paranormal romance. A man falls out of the sky - literally - and Holly’s quiet existence goes all kinds of sideways when his otherworldly nemesis follows and the two of them end up in her bed…and inextricably in her life. The Strada have been here longer than mankind, but their existence has been closed off to the “There” - a dimensional prison realm that separates them from the humans by a split second of time. When the protective barrier between the dimensions begins weakening, the most dangerous creatures ever created start coming across to wage war against their own kind, using the world of the humans as a battlefield. Two angelic criminals - Keene and his soulmate Baltho - have been conscripted to regain control...but do either of them want to? And perhaps more importantly, can they stop fighting with each other long enough to do their one job? *EXPLICIT SEX, violence*

The Carmichael Addendum - not associated with any AO3 fics. Sex, language, violence. Paranormal/supernatural romance. Clarissa is one of a final few peacekeepers left in a world where the monsters have quietly retreated into myth - but the local library has started spitting immortals and werewolves out through a rift in the Genealogy section, and it’s time for the last two slayers - Clarissa and her ex-husband Kaine - to come out of retirement. But orchestrating peace with the enemy is a difficult undertaking when you can’t even work out a visitation schedule with the ex and your self-help divorce group is peopled with oddly sexy males of dubious origin. A heated love triangle with monsters on the side and a middle-aged single mom heroine who’s more than a few years past her prime. *EXPLICIT SEX, violence, language, adult themes*

Trickster Tales - a compilation of seven Loki fics that originally appeared on AO3 (most were rewritten to varying degrees for publication). Includes Mine, The Good Stuff, Civil Disobedience, Smooth Criminal, Lost Souls, No Regrets, and Sugar Skull. *EXPLICIT SEX and adult themes*

Beautiful Disaster - a short romance in three acts - *adult themes*

*All of the above are available in both paperback and Kindle format

Complete officially published works on my author page at Amazon

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Distractions- Chapter 4

Distractions Masterlist

Pairing: Reader x FWB!Tom Hiddleston

Series Warnings: SMUT, fluff, angst, friends with benefits

The weeks went on and you were sure you’d never had so much fun in your life. You and Tom spent almost every day at work exchanging stolen glances or dirty texts on set, which would then lead to sexy sleepovers several nights a week.

One day, however, you noticed that Tom seemed a bit down and closed off.

That night, when you rang Tom’s doorbell, he quickly flung the door open, dressed only in a pair of sweatpants. He pulled you inside, and hastily pressed you against the back of the door in a feverish kiss. His hands made quick work of your blouse and bra, squeezing your tits as soon as they were bare. When he finally released your lips from his, it was only to start kissing your neck, hungrily sucking and nipping at your skin.

“I take it you don’t want to talk,” you said, giving a light chuckle through your panting breaths. He simply grumbled against your neck and then lifted you up and carried you to the sofa, laying you down and ridding you of your pants immediately. Kneeling between your legs, he leaned down and latched his lips around one of your nipples, sucking hard. You gasped loudly and laced your fingers in his hair.

After giving both of your nipples an ample amount of attention, he kissed down your stomach, and then up your inner thighs, lightly nipping as he went. You bit your lip in anticipation, until his tongue finally made contact with your now slick cunt. He used his tongue to build you up slowly, just as he always did, but this time there was a slight desperation to it, like he had something to prove. It was unbelievably hot, and it felt amazing. You were already a whimpering puddle by the time he finally let you cum, sucking on your sensitive clit until your legs involuntarily clamped around his head while you moaned his name.

He licked his lips and quickly pulled his hard length out of his sweatpants and slipped on a condom before crawling back up your body. You looked up at him and smiled. “That was… I mean, you really… wow,” you praised him as you tried to catch your breath.

“Yeah?” he asked, looking down at you with an earnest expression, searching for reassurance.

You nodded as you pulled him in for a deep kiss, delving your tongue into his mouth while your hand reached down to guide his raging erection into your soaked pussy. He groaned into your mouth as he entered you, and then again as he slowly pumped in and out of you a couple of times, as if he was relishing the feeling of your tight cunt around his cock.

You let out a low moan from deep in your chest, and that’s when Tom parted his lips from yours, gave you a devilish grin, began thrusting fast and hard, while his thumb found your clit and rubbed fast circles into the swollen bundle of nerves. This time, you came rather quickly, and your orgasm triggered his release as well.

“Oh fuck!” he moaned in your ear. You felt his cock pulsate inside you as he filled the condom with cum.

Once the two of you had come down from your highs, Tom got up to dispose of the condom while you pulled a blanket over yourself and caught your breath. When he came back he handed you a glass of wine, you sat up and looked at him expectantly. “Feel better, now?” you asked him before taking a sip of your wine.

He sat down next to you. “A bit,” he replied with a sigh. “But I’m not done with you yet, my dear. Just thought you could use a little break.” He winked at you over his glass.

You giggled and shook your head at him. “Is this always how you deal with your problems? Not that I’m complaining, by any means.”

“Sometimes,” he shrugged, looking down. You could tell that that negative review was still bothering him.

“Hey,” you said, gently poking his leg with your toes. “There’s no use dwelling on it. Don’t give that dick bag any more power over you than he already has.”

He chuckled half heartedly. “It was actually a female critic.”

“Oh, that changes things!” You poked him with your toes again. “You should find this woman and go down on her the way you just did with me. She’ll never give you a bad review ever again!” You winked at him.

He just laughed and rolled his eyes.

“What did ole dick bag say anyway?”

Tom took a deep breath and let his head fall back against the back of the sofa. “She called me washed up,” he replied, looking up at the ceiling.

“Well, that’s bullshit and you know it,” you scoffed. “They say that about every actor over the age of 35.”

“I know, but—“

“You are not washed up,” you told him sternly, once again jabbing him with your foot. “In fact, from my perspective, you’re only growing as an actor.”

He lifted his head to look at you again. “If I agree with you, will you stop poking me with your foot?” he asked with playful aggravation.

You looked at him with a sly expression. “Maybe... I like egging you on though. It’s hot when you get all fired up.”

He raised his eyebrows at you. “Really?”

“You know that scene you did the other day where you were angry with your brother for shagging your wife?” you began.

He nodded in response.

“I got so fucking turned on while I watched you.”

“Did you now?” he asked, intrigued.

“Uh-huh,” you responded simply, biting your lip with a sultry look in your eye as you nodded your head.

“What was it exactly that got you going?” he asked eagerly.

You sighed and swirled your wine glass as you thought back to the scene. “Hmmm, I’m not entirely sure exactly. Could be that the vein in your temple becomes more prominent— which also happens when you’re having sex, by the way.” You gave him a playful smirk as you took another sip of wine. “You were flexing a lot of your muscles too. I think Wardrobe was nervous you were going to rip your shirt, but I was kind of hoping you would.” You giggled and ran your fingers through your hair absentmindedly, causing the blanket to fall down below your breasts. You didn’t bother covering back up as the wine was making you warm. “Overall though, I think it was just the pure dominance you were exuding. It was exhilarating just to watch.”

“Are you saying you’d like to be dominated?” There was a hint of excitement in his voice.

“If you wanted,” you replied, coyly. “I’m a switch though, so I’m flexible.” You gave him another wink.

“I’ll certainly keep that in mind,” he said as his eyes roamed over your bare chest and then back up to your face. “Right now I’m just enjoying the view.”

You fully kicked him in the thigh this time. “Oh fuck off,” you told him, giggling.

“Ow! That actually hurt!” He winced and rubbed his leg, but there was laughter in his voice.

“Shit, I’m sorry,” you apologized as you set your glass down and moved to carefully straddle his lap, leaving the blanket behind. As you did so, he set his glass down as well and rested his hands on your hips, his long fingers hugging the tops of your butt cheeks. Stroking your hands lightly over his shoulders, you looked down at him with a genuinely sympathetic look on your face. “Anything I can do to make it better?”

After scanning your naked body, Tom’s eyes met yours with a smile. “You can sit this gorgeous ass down on my lap while we finish our wine,” he responded playfully.

You did as he said, lowering yourself down to sit in his lap. “Is that all?” you asked, slightly puzzled.

With his hands still firmly on your hips, he pulled you closer to him. “It’ll keep you from kicking me, won’t it?” he asked as he reached for your half-empty glass and handed it to you. “Besides, I like having you on my lap.” He brought his hands up to your breasts and softly caressed them, lightly rubbing his thumbs over your nipples. You chuckled and shook your head at him as you leaned in to kiss him, briefly yet sultrily, during which, he gave your tits a firm squeeze, causing you to utter a small squeak against his lips. When the kiss broke, you were both giggling, and he reached for his wine. “If only you could sit in my lap while you do my hair and make up at work.”

You let out another chuckle. “You and I both know that nothing would get done if that were the case.”

“True,” he agreed, laughing. “I suppose I’ll just have to settle for subtle glances at your sexy figure while you do your thing.” His eyes drifted down your body again.

“I hate to break it to you, darling, but you’re not as subtle as you think you are. Kaitlyn’s just oblivious, thankfully.”

“Hmmm, perhaps I should request a different MUA then, just to be safe,” he joked with a wink.

You gasped dramatically and narrowed your gaze at him. “Don’t you fucking dare, Hiddleston, or you will lose all access to this pussy you seem to like so much.”

“Oh, that would be a shame,” he replied, his eyebrows knitting together in feigned concern. His lips then curled into a smirk. “I’m sure I could make do with the rest of you, though.”

“Oh no, no, no, Tommy boy,” you scolded as you wagged your finger at him. “It wouldn’t just be your favorite ride. You’d be banned from the entire carnival.” You attempted to remain serious as you gestured to your whole body.

He pretended to ponder this for a moment. “Well, that just won’t do, will it?” he asked, running his hand up and down your curves. “I suppose I can try my hardest to be a bit less conspicuous when I check you out… of course, it would help if you weren’t trying to tease me all the time.”

“Then don’t make it so easy for me to tease you,” you retorted playfully, cupping his face with your free hand and leaning your forehead against his.

“That is completely unfair,” he protested. “I can’t help the way my mind and body react to you.”

You rolled your eyes as you leaned back and took one final swig of your wine before setting the empty glass down. “You are practically surrounded by beautiful women all the time! There is no way you aren’t at least a little used to it by now.”

“Normally, yes…” He set his glass down as well and then wrapped both arms tightly around your waist, pulling you close. “But there is just something about you that I just can’t seem to get enough of.”

“You are so full of it,” you replied, smiling and shaking your head as you leaned in to kiss him. As soon as your lips met his, he slipped his tongue into your mouth. You happily accepted it, tangling your tongue with his and instinctively grinding your pussy against the crotch of his sweatpants, undoubtedly staining them with your arousal. He moaned softly and slid his hands back down to your ass, grabbing it firmly and manipulating your hips so you would grind harder against his rapidly growing erection. The friction on your clit made you whimper and dig your nails into his shoulders.

The pair of you carried on like that with increasing intensity until he finally pried his lips from yours. “Bedroom,” he commanded simply, through panting breaths. “Now.”

You smirked and quickly climbed off of him, giggling as you scurried to his bedroom, with him eagerly following close behind you.

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