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mlmshipbracket · 2 months

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ROUND 1: POLL #52

ROUND 1 POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Todd/Black:

They are THE toxic childhood friends to frenemies with weird sexual tension ship. [Their love language is beating each other into a coma and murder threats (Todd has his men beat Black while Black beat Todd himself) (Black was out for a couple months in his coma while it is unknown how long Todd was out). They can't kill each other, can't stand each other, can't leave each other alone. For a long time it was only them and they can't exist without each other even though they've become so ideologically opposed to each other. I think if they actually fucked it might solve some problems and create new worse ones.

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Alec Lightwood/Magnus Bane:

#todd not me #black not me #todd/black #toddblack #not me the series #alec lightwood #magnus bane #alec lightwood/magnus bane #malec #the mortal instruments #tumblr poll #tumblr bracket #mlm ship #mlm ship poll #mlm ship bracket #mlm ship bracket tournament #mlm ship bracket 2024 #mlm ship bracket tournament 2024 #fourthr1

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fanfictionroxs · 9 months

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Found this chart and well if this doesn't scream Black Pothiyakorn to me.

Bisexual:

Sad wet cat (first image totally counts because White drowned Black via magical twin connection):

Deranged:

Because nothing screams deranged more than trying to fake stab your beloved little bro's eye and then ruffling his hair lovingly as you embrace each other tightly. Also, putting your bestie into a revenge coma ✌

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slaytthaphan · 1 year

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its so funny how gramblack took a dip in popularity due to gram pursuing gene but toddblack gained popularity due to them trying to kill each other

#not me the series #not me fandom is such a fun bunch #i can excuse murder but i draw the line at dating your friends ex #bro code tings innit #black not me #gram not me #todd not me #toddblack #gramblack #seriously we are all very unwell

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mcqraw · 1 year

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#not me series #toddblack #black not me #todd not me #blacktodd #not me the series #todblack #เขา...ไม่ใช่ผม #thai bl #im still obsessed with these toхic bіtchеs #they're so awful together aww🫰🥴#welp anyways #my art

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playlistashton · 2 years

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Toddblack core

#not me the series #toddblack #black not me #todd not me #not me series

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livsoulsecrets · 1 year

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✨ quotes as ships ✨ (featuring spoilers)

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lalalalan · 2 years

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fellas it's gay to point a gun at your enemy and look into their eyes for 30 secs in a homoerotic way because of your inability to shoot them.

#not me the series #black not me #toddblack #todd not me #vegaspete #vegas theerapanyakul #pete saengtham #kinnporsche in reblogs #kinnporsche the series #shoot them buddy #you can't trust men

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bl-bracket · 11 months

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Round 1: Todd (Not Me: The Series) vs Xiang Hao Ting (HIStory 3: Make Our Days Count)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Todd: "Wants to get railed by Black so bad it makes him look stupid. Doing his best to look as slutty as possible every time Black comes to try to kill him. Gay sex might be the only thing that can fix him at this point."

Xiang Hao Ting: no reason submitted

#bl bracket #bl drama #bl shows #round 1 #todd #todd not me #not me #not me the series #xiang hao ting #history 3: make our days count #history 3: modc #babygirl

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annahi-red · 1 year

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I don't understand why no one talks about the fact that Black preferred being handcuffed to Sean, because he didn't want him to go looking for his little brother.😭

And Black literally questions why Gumpa made White work. I mean, White is small and he doesn't have to make a lot of effort.

#black not me #white not me #sean not me #seanwhite #not me gumpa #not me the series #yok not me #todd not me #offgun

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kitkat-the-unstable-snack · 5 months

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I NEED someone to make an one shot on ao3 about toddblack to the sing hostage by Billie Eilish it's set before black realizes he dirty and as the song goes on it reveals the truth about todd and the lyric

'Gold chain beneath your shirt, the shirt that you let me wear home'

Is black analyzing him when he has the gun pointed at Todd as he's about to shoot him

Then after since Todd doesn't get put in a coma when ROL has taken down black and Todd meets up or something (not following canon on this one)

'And let me crawl inside your veins. I'll build a wall, give you a ball and chain. It's not like me to be so mean. You're all I wanted. Just let me hold you'

And those lyrics are just Todd thoughts before the fix end happy ending or angst doesn't matter I just need this to written.

#black not me #not me the series #toddblack #todd not me #please im begging #im on my hands and knees

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vegasandhishedgehog · 2 years

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Theory that Prapai (Love in the Air) is Todd's (Not Me) older brother and both live separate but equally homoerotic lives

#love in the air #not me #prapai love in the air #todd not me #prapaisky #toddblack

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wenkexingdefenselawyer · 2 years

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me : *is taking a test*

my brain : i just think it's beautiful how during their confrontation, toddblack never broke eye contact with e/o even when both their eyes were filled with tears they were looking at e/o all blurry but so lovingly btw idk what the fuck is a sole proprietorship so stop asking

#im like GIRL WE READ THIS YESTERDAY #my brain is like hmmm it's been like 3 days since we've finished not me. how about a rewatch #BITCH LET ME GET THIS DEGREE FIRST I BEG U #lmao but my brain is right tho Toddblack omg #toddblack #todd not me #not me the series #not me black

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fanfictionroxs · 4 months

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White says no to toxic yaoi (toddblack), but since he refuses to leave Sean, Black refuses to leave Todd. I mean, Black will leave Todd in a coma, but he won't leave leave him.

Black says yes to toxic yaoi.

#white is going to kill todd and it's all black's fault lmfao #white not me #black not me #todd not me #sean not me #toddblack #seanwhite #not me the series #shitpost #crack

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the-lekhika · 1 year

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after not me and the gifted graduation......i can't be the only one to ship toddblack and ohmpunn, right?

#not me the series #not me #the gifted #the gifted graduation #toddblack #gun atthaphan #sing harit #look baby new otps just dropped #dropped #ohmpunn #ohm x punn #ohm the gifted #punn the gifted #black not me #todd not me

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chaotic-aro-incarnate · 2 years

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Looks like he'd be called baby girl, is called baby girl: Dan

Looks like he'd be called baby girl, calls men baby girl: White