I fell into a dark haze and woke up with this.

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More Dragon Age AU (this time drunz flavoured)

Dream coming back from a mission is greeted by his spymasters ravens.

DRAGON AGE DREAM/TO TEAR ASUNDER IS HAPPENING, WAKE UP

PHILZA AND DREAM SHOULD BE FRIENDS

hehe you are not immune to the tear asunder propaganda

I've fallen prey someone help

Transgender Day Of Biting Fuckin Watch Out Biitch

My love, mine all mine || A webweave studying Miranda's part in Miranda/MC themes :)

fuck it, headcanon time. the psychology siblings and the von karma siblings are insufferable to watch tv with for different reasons -- athena and simon can't stop pointing out mental illness symptoms and diagnosing characters, while franziska and miles just tear into every tiny mistake together with relentless, scathing criticism. people ask the von karma siblings what's the point of watching something if they hate it and they're like "i literally never said that?? i love this show what are you talking about???? i just think that it's inexcusable that the crash mat was slightly visible in that one frame and that the continuity errors with the characters' clothes in that one scene were-"

“Being a trans man comes with privileges.”

Name the motherfucking privileges then bitch because frankly I’d love to take part.

He can't take his eyes off of us fr‼️‼️

IBIS PAINT JUMPSCARED ME SO BAD WHEN I DIDN'T CLICK OFF THE LASSO TOOL AND SAVED IT AND IT WAS ONLY THIS AND I NEARLY FAINTED

AND THIS PARTICULAR PART TOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

“It’s a romcom!”

their breakup has a body count, which is neither especially romantic nor particularly funny 🤷‍♀️

Staged duo but Dragon Age AU

Commission for @whydoilovesomanyvillians, thank you again again ;D

Dream from this Dragon Age AU! It was so much fun to work on

Close up for some details :D

hi suds!!! can i ask what's up with untitled document number 4 and punz has a knife??

Lays down. Hi Lo. Did you know that I have So Many WIPS actually for my Dragon Age Dream au. It's so fucking bad I am actively drowning in ideas. That specific untitled document is supposed to be his chess game with Techno and they're going to TALK and have FEELINGS and BE FRIENDS and I struggled a bit to get a feel for Techno in this universe and what being him would Mean here, and I'm getting a clearer picture, but there were other parts of the au that needed to be written, so I decided to hold off on it before finishing. Plus writing Philza’s chapters helps a lot with worldbuilding on his end.

"Ah, cmon, Phil, now you're not even trying anymore." Dream perked up, slipping out the door and into the Skyhold gardens. He'd been here only twice since they had settled, but each time looked far cleaner than the last. It was thrilling, having progress be so visible. Tangible.  He let himself twirl, disguising it as observing his surroundings, before approaching the area where his Commander and Knight Enchanter sat. "I'm getting a little worn out, Techno; we've been playing for hours." "It's only been four games, Philza. I think you just don't want to lose again." "That's not it-" Philza groaned, before spotting Dream watching from a pillar. "Dream! You're here. You know how to play chess, right?" Dream eyed the chessboard. The pieces were incredibly fancy, gilded on a marble board. Techno's personal set? "I've played before." "Excellent. I've got some things to take care of in the kitchens today, so why don't you take over for me?" Philza was already out of his chair before Dream could answer, walking past to clap him on the shoulder.

THERE'S A LOT HAPPENING DON'T LOOK AT ME.

also.

PUNZ HAS A KNIFE IS THE COMMUNICATION KNIFE AU. I've been trying very hard to take all the pieces and Sif's help and suggestions and turn it into something that makes sense and I am trying Very Hard and Things Happen Sometimes and-

Punz has a knife. Punz has a lot of knives of course, for a lot of different reasons, but this one is particularly special. A short, gaudy thing, with a textured blue handle so he can always get a good grip on it. It’s kept in beautiful condition, with its blade sharp and sheathe easy to slide in and out of. There are no nicks on the blade, ensuring that each cut is neat and clean, and that any damage done will never be more than what Punz intends. On its handle, carefully engraved in gold, is the word ‘Communication.’ It is always kept close, whether on Punz’s hip or their toolbar, but its use has grown less frequent over time. Its existence holds a single purpose: to carve out boundaries when Sam’s self restraint cannot. If the word ‘no’ is not something that Sam will adhere to, then a blade in his shoulder will have to do. The language of violence is universal, after all. Rational, sane people might argue that a knife is not the best way to communicate boundaries in a relationship. However, none of the participating parties are rational or sane, so this opinion is irrelevant. Punz has taken risks by using lesser methods in the past, and he was done with taking risks; not when the cost was for Dream to pay. So he has a knife instead, and while that might not be for everyone, it's worked pretty well for them so far.

I feel so fucking scatterbrained just thinking about all the word I still have left to do I'm not going to lie, BUT WE WILL PRESEVERE

spuffy is the closest a straight couple has ever come to being gay. I won’t elaborate. I hope this helps

astarion please why are built like that

are any of yiu attracted by nathan fielder