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misted-buttercup-enjoyer · 7 months

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Happy Undertale 8th Anniversary, I tried writing a oneshot but it wasn't working, so here, take this offering of incorrect quotes instead, and may it appease the beast for another year.

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Frisk, at Alphy's window: I thought I'd find you here! Chara, corporeal: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR!!!

Undyne, the night Papyrus came to her house at midnight: I hate you. Papyrus, holding up a surprisingly well-drawn picture: WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS PICTURE I DREW OF US HOLDING HANDS, THAT IS NOT TRUE!

Undyne: Alphys is off at an appointment, so while she's gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts. Papyrus: Why? Undyne: She's like 90% of my impulse control.

Frisk: Undyne, when’s your birthday? Undyne: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Frisk: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

Fallen Human Perseverance: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Asgore: I type how I think. Toriel: Odd that you type at all then.

Asriel: *is hugging Frisk* Chara: Hey! It's my turn to hug Frisk! Kris, kicking down the door: What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! Asriel: No, It's still my turn! Frisk, suffocating: Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! Chara: But we need the moral support! Asriel: And you're small! Which is cute! Kris: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. Frisk: Well- I, I guess.

Sans: Last week, Papyrus tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Frisk: Why are you like this?? Flowey: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Papyrus: WHEN I DIE, I WANT SANS TO LOWER ME INTO MY GRAVE SO HE CAN LET ME DOWN ONE LAST TIME.

Alphys: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say something homophobic and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Mettaton: Mettaton: I like you.

Asriel: Can we go to a haunted house? Chara: What's wrong with the one we live in? Asriel: Wh-what? Chara: Good-night, Asriel.

Frisk: How’s practice going? Flowey: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there. Frisk: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your petals. Flowey: …you shouldn’t be condoning this. Frisk: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

Frisk: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Asriel: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Chara: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Toriel: Yes, I'm adopting seven ghosts and you cowards can't tell me no!

Frisk: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Mettaton: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

Frisk, to Toriel: If you see Chara, give them this message *makes a neutral face* They'll know what it means. *later* Toriel: Oh, and Frisk said to give you a message. *makes a neutral face* Chara: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

Frisk: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Frisk: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Napstablook: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Mettaton: Maddy is the scariest thing I could think of! Mad Mew Mew: Mettaton told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Toriel: What's worse than a heartbreak? Alphys: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Muffet: Would you like something to drink? *Opens fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper- Frisk: Spiders? Muffet: Spiders it is then. Frisk: No, that wasn’t- *But she was already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

Papyrus: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES??? Undyne: …You mean my pronouns? Papyrus: NO, I KNOW WHAT YOUR PRONOUNS ARE!!! WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES??? Undyne: …I dunno. What are yours? Papyrus: NOISY AND WORKAHOLIC!!! Undyne: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

Monster Kid: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. Monster Kid: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

Toriel: I'm cold. Sans: here, take my hoodie, pal. *meanwhile* Alphys: I'm cold. Undyne: *sets the whole city on fire*

Alphys: So, what's for dinner? Undyne, staring at the spaghetti, and the house, that she and Frisk burnt down: Regret.

Chara: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet. Frisk: Pfft. What possible nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat? Chara, taking away Frisk's phone: Yeah, that enough for you.

deltarune special: Noelle: Goshdarn it, the printer broke while printing out Rudy's birthday invitations. Carol: Well, what are they supposed to say? Noelle: "Rudy's birthday". Carol: So, what do they say instead? Noelle: "Rudy's bi". Carol: Carol: Works out either way.

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goldkirk · 4 months

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I think I’m finally writing a story fam

#it’s not hymn or any od the others #it’s a new one that needs to come out first #or at least part of it does #it may or may not end up on ao3 it depends on if it Fucks Me Up like Latchkey did or not #and if it feels too weird or anything #I’m gonna give a disclaimer now that it’s an expression inspired by child grooming so if that’s a no go for you please be aware #I won’t be graphic but it’s me so it WILL be emotional I hope #and I do have good news on the other fics…can’t write hymn yet but the vibes are getting closer #and I can’t write freakin me out yet but I’m guaranteeed to have a medical hyperfixation again every year or two so that’s just a matter of #time.#but ghostbusters? accidental necromancer Tim drake? the vibes are creeping closer #they return for about two glorious minutes every 17 business days now #so stay tuned for that #katie writes things

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goldenvulpine · 27 days

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HE’S NOT A TWINK HES UNDERAGE!!!!

#EVERY.#FUCKING.#TIME.#am I talking about Conner?#Yes. I am talking about Conner Kent.#Superboy #conner kent #dc comics #half of MHA too #mha #deku midoriya #todoroki shouto

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bylerluminescence · 3 months

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HES 21????

#what the fuck #i was just celebrating his 20th birthday #wth #time.#what.#mine #finn wolfhard

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crue11 · 2 months

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it's late , a dark night . tay probably wouldn't believe him if he told him the truth , that he was at the office , not with someone else . . . especially when he was with someone else just two days ago . it was getting too tiring , and he was scared — ever since the little guy came home , he was more distant and quiet inside the house . he couldn't explain it , he definitely couldn't talk about it with tay . but right now , as he held the sleeping veera in his arms , all time could think about was that he could jump right in front of a car to protect veera . seated on the pale , soft couch at the corner of the room , time couldn't help his smile when the baby's tiny fingers wrapped around his index finger . he brought it up slightly to kiss his fingers , which earned him a sleepy smile . almost tempted to run and tell tay , that their baby smiled – but tay was already standing by the door when he raised his head . [ @solous ] time's breath was released , he coughed quietly and got to his feet . veera sound asleep in his arms . ❛ did i wake you ? sorry . . . ❜

─ starter call.

#solous #time.#uh hi kay .. 🥺🥺🥺#sorry it's so hard to find icons for this guy ..

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counterspelled · 2 days

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as much as a i very much agree that matt's the DM and therefore, based on RAW, his call is the final one and can override any rule for any reason, it really irks me when people go on about how its their game and that we should be thankful for them sharing it with us, as if CR isnt a very successful IP thats acrued them an actual insane amount of monetary gain. we can have both that matt's the DM and if you truly dont like it, you shouldnt watch, and that critical role is hardly a grassroots project that doesnt owe anything to its audience.

#is this thing on?#critical role #cr #the fact of the matter is that if critical role wasnt making them a lot of money they would not be doing it #which isnt to devalue it or say that thats inherently wrong.#but its continued success is based on the fans engagement and willingness to part with money #and TIME.#if not money #TIME.#which ALSO isnt to say that they need to cater to every fans whims just bc they dont like where the story is going or how smth was handled #like my problem isnt that ppl are saying that you need to get a grip if youre flapping your gums about RAW and matts final decisions #my literal only issue is acting like critical role is somehow generously bestowing us with content as if theyre doing it out of the good of #their own hearts and they recieve absolutely no benefits from it.#its very parasocial.

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melancholycatastrophe · 1 year

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the best flavor of bingjiu is bingge preserving shen qingqiu's corpse after he dies and obsessively replacing the limbs that start rotting with either the limbs of his wives or growing new limbs from whatever the fuck flowers exist in pidw

bonus points if he talks to the corpse of sqq as if he's still alive and dresses him up in the finest robes

#ive read a couple fics where lbh is obsessed with his dead body/is deluded into thinking sqq's drad body is still alive and it hits.#every.#time.#its about the 'you're not allowed to escape me - even in death' delusions its about the 'you owe me everything and we're not done here'#srry if this is weird my tummy hurts #bingjiu

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naejigo · 4 months

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You know, the world is in a treacherous state right now, and humanity looks a bit ugly. There is nothing good to celebrate. It is New Year. I don't think I like the way I'm shaping my thoughts lately, but I try to keep a positive outlook on things. I'm trying to make peace with fate. I don't want anything from the past back into my palms, I would not cradle them so well. I would die, I think. You see, I believe in heaven and hell, and also reincarnation. I'm not sure how purgatory works, so I can't say much about that. But otherwise. I do think life if worth living a moment longer everyday because you're here. I do think humanity is astoundingly beautiful at times because you're part of it. I think this generation have lost a sense of love that feels genuine, therefore I won't deprave myself of honesty and vulnerability.

If I get into heaven I'd pull you in with me and you'll be my neighbour.

#i appreciate you. and all your vulnerability that you showed me this year. and all your time spent putting up with me.#labyu #labyu a lot #i want to know you for a long #long.#long #longgggggg #time.#yanikuma

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minophus · 2 months

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what instrumence do you think minophus play (if any at all)? sisyphus strikes me as a stringed instrument guy, specifically like a guitar or maybe even a lyre... i think minos should get to play harpsichord

OMG sisyphus with a lyre is suchh such a good image i Love it. humm i can def see minos with a harpsichord.. But i see him more with wind intstruments, if its befitting

#asks #sisyphuswould probably Like to play. itd be fun to learn and hed laugh at himself for how shit some of it would sound. but he never has th #time.#At least his fingers are too callus to be harmed by the strings at all

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monpalace · 4 months

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i am NOT arguing with a man who has a scottish accent. whatever you say schnookums

#time.#maj's descent

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transsexualbloodlust · 4 months

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not og anon but are u poly? just wondering bc u said u had a bf

yes 💪

#definitely poly. i go to a very poly college so i forget that sometimes i need to tell ppl cus it’s just sort of assumed there a lot of the #time.

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woohooincoffin · 4 months

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#tw abuse #yeah this is making me cry #i pity orin #I didn’t see any of this the firt #time.#the journals and what not

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30-3am · 1 year

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james manspreading makes me feel some kind of way

real.

i wanna sit on his lap.

#james hetfield #metallica #alana's thoughts #anon #ask #james my beloved #metal #80s metal #this photo.#every.#time.

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maeumsim · 2 years

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STORAGE

When I moved from one house to another

there were many things I had no room

for. What does one do? I rented a storage

space. And filled it. Years passed.

Occasionally I went there and looked in,

but nothing happened, not a single

twinge of the heart.

As I grew older the things I cared

about grew fewer, but were more

important. So one day I undid the lock

and called the trash man. He took

everything.

I felt like the little donkey when

his burden is finally lifted. Things!

Burn them, burn them! Make a beautiful

fire! More room in your heart for love,

for the trees! For the birds who own

nothing—the reason they can fly.

- mary oliver, felicity

#mary oliver #글 #healing.#time.#memories.#wings.#reading with hamdi <3

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localsky-enthusiast · 2 years

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Time shouldve won sexyman.

#yeah I said it #and I mean it #linked universe #lu time #lu sexyman poll #time.#shoulda.#won.#😡

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eileennatural · 6 months

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something that was.. odd about visiting my sister is that she's always been very concerned with social activism etc. like i remember years and years ago before i even knew about israel and palestine, getting lectured by her about buying hummus from an israeli company bc of what they were doing to the palestinians. but she had absolutely nothing to say israel and palestine now. the only times we talked abt it was when i brought it up, and she didn't seem to. care? she's been a vegetarian for nearly 20 years now. she has the time and energy to be outwardly disgusted by eating meat, but no energy to dedicate to the palestinians?

#is it antisemitic if i say im afraid it has something to do w her ongoing conversion to judiasm. she and her fiancee are both converting and #to be honest ive gotten. odd vibes about it i guess. just the fact that they can speak positively abt israel (while trying to avoid #the topic at hand as much as possible) seems odd to me at a rime like this. and the fact that she no longer seems to care abt #palestinians now that she is converting to judiasm is strange. like must know that you can be jewish and disapprove of israel at the same #time.#it was just very strange. i can sometimes jump to the worst conclusions abt people but she has the energy to dedicate to #vegetarianism feminism pro-lgbt and fighting antisemitism but nothing left for the palestinians? unfortunately it feels a bit like she only #cares about problems pertaining to her and her identity. and thinking abt the person i looked up to for so long. that...#loss of empathy makes me feel a bit sick if im honest #unfortunately its giving white woman who values animal rights over like. the sanctity of human life. or like. over brown people

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