#three halloween parties i guess i didnt have to go to but i love my friends
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A Halloween I didnt expect
“Come on Rylie! Alice is sick and won’t be able to go to the Halloween party tonight! And we had matching costumes! I can’t go alone!” Pleaded Lily.
“Can’t you just go as something else?” I asked, I really didn’t want to do this. “No, I’ve already bought my outfits! You know that! Please can you just wear her costume?! You owe me after all the things I’ve helped you with! Your bully’s I’ve stopped and the grades I’ve helped you with!” She is so persistent.
“Lily, I would look so silly! I can’t wear her costume! I bet it won’t even fit! Plus, everyone will think I look stupid in girls' clothes.” I was trying hard not to lose this argument. Even though I always do.
That’s how I pay for most of the rent. Or why I do all of the cleaning. She even has me get on my knees and give her a foot massage whenever she needs one. Or why she has the big bedroom and a spare room for her, and I’m stuck in the super small bedroom with only a half bath. So I have to use hers just to shower! And she won’t let me use any “guy” soap in “her” shower. So I always smell like a girl. She also needed my closet space, so I just have a small night stand with a few clothes in it.
Oh, I forgot to mention that we live together. She’s been my best friend since high school. I moved schools halfway through my freshman year and she was in like half of my classes. She just became my closet friend, well her and Alice. We three hung out everyday. But I am much closer to Lily.
I’ve always had the biggest crush on her! I wish I could date her, and we often flirt around a lot. She’s always teasing me! Saying sexual things, acting sexually or dressing in short skirts, or lingerie around the house, or something else sexy, always trying to get me worked up. But she said nothing would ever happen. I’m not her type.
We both moved away to the same college right after high school and we both wanted to live off campus. I was able to get a job so I could, and she convinced me to let her move in with her. She doesn’t work, but her parents are very well off, so they give her money whenever she wants.
Lily loves to party, she hardly studies or does any school work. But somehow, she has amazing grades. She is so so beautiful, and every guy clearly wants to get with her. She knows it too. She always dresses in trendy ways that show off her body.
I think she is kind of too friendly with guys. She’s always going on dates with guys or having them over. She also meets with her teachers often. That’s probably why she has good grades.
I also know what she was referring to. In high school, I had a lot of guys bully me. In college too. And she would always make me drive her to their house so she could “talk” to them. She also “talked” to my teachers when I was getting bad grades.
She always wears very scandalous clothes and high heels and sexy makeup. She makes me wait in the car while she goes in. Sometimes it takes hours. Then she always leaves with her hair or makeup a slight mess. She would always say she just talked to them, but I think she had sex with them. Sometimes they would stop after the one “talking”. But sometimes it took many many “talks”.
I don’t know what it is, but it’s so hard to say no to her. I guess I’m just hoping that if I do what she asks enough times she’ll finally sleep with me. I’ve never had a girlfriend. I’ve never even had sex. I was told once that, because I’m so close to Lily, no girl thinks I’m interested in them. So they won’t date me.
This has messed with my self confidence a lot. I’m a small, skinny guy. I know I don’t look very masculine. I tried growing my hair long to give a surfer look, but I’m not sure how much it helps me. I’m also now that big down there. I’m three inches or so. So why would a girl want to be with me anyway?
When I talked to Lily about this a while back she said I must jerk off too much. I really should only do that once a month. She told me to promise her that is what I would do. Like I said, I can’t say no to her, so I did. It’s been 4 months now and it’s killing me! I feel like I’m always horny!
And then, like every time I actually get to jerk off, the last of each month, it’s like Lily knows and always knocks on my door right as I’m about to cum. I try to stop before she just barges into my room. I hurry to pull up my pants to cover myself, this just leads to a ruined orgasm that’s not even that satisfying and cum in my pants.
She always acts like she didn’t know I was doing that. Even though I’m only allowed to jerk off for 30 minutes the first Sunday of every month from 10-10:30. She then teases me about cumming in my pants and not even enjoying it. Then they asked for me to help her with some silly thing that takes forever so I never get to go back and finish. The whole time I’m helping her too, I still have cum in my underwear. It’s been an absolute torcher!
When I asked her if I really had to keep doing this, she said yes, and that it is the right thing for me to do. I don’t see how this helps me. That, plus her constant teasing, is going to make me lose my mind!
“I bet it would fit you just fine! You're so small and your body is so girly! You and Alice are like the same size! Besides, no one would even know you are not a girl! You're just too pretty! Tell you what! We’ll make it a bet. After all, this is just the first Halloween party of the month. If you don’t fit into her costume you don’t have to go, and I will do the chores this week! But if you do fit, you have to go in Alice’s place. If they recognize you as a boy, no one will make fun of you. After all, it’s just a Halloween costume. I will also do the chores for a whole month, and wear whatever sexy little outfits you want me to every time I do them. I’ll even let you cum once every week this month! But if they don’t recognize you, you have to go as a girl to every single other Halloween party as well as dress as a girl the whole month, and I pick out what sexy little outfits you have to wear! And you don’t get to cum for the rest of the year!” She said with a big smirk on her face, and she subtlety pushes her boobs together and stick her butt out.
She was turning me on and I could hardly think straight. “What do you think? Can you just imagine me wearing a super short skirt and really tall heels, walking around, bending over and cleaning? Getting down on my hands and knees to get to every single spot. And then you could actually go jerk off to what you saw every week! Wouldn’t you like that?” She spoke in such a seductive voice.
I was mesmerized by her, all I could do was nod my head yes. “So does that mean you’ll do it for me sweetie?” She asked cheerfully. “ OK.” I quietly agreed.
“Yay! I’m so glad! OK, well to be clear, you can’t tell anyone you're not a girl. You have to do all that you can do to convince them that you are. You need to do whatever it takes. You promise to do whatever it takes? Otherwise it’s not fair!” She said sternly.
“Yes, I promise I’ll do whatever it takes, Lily. But as you’ll see, I won’t even fit in her outfit!” I said. Confident I wouldn’t fit.
Lily, so excited, didn’t even comment as she rushed to her second room to get Alice's costume ready. As she worked she said, “Rylie, I know you don’t have much body hair, but you need to go shave it off.”
She commanded.
“But I’m just trying it on, why do I have to shave?” I didn’t understand. “Don’t argue with my Rylie. Just be a good girl and do what you're told.” She demanded back. It was intimidating and I didn’t want to upset her. I didn’t like that she called me a girl, but I wasn’t going to fight about it. “Yes Lily.” I said, defeated, as I went to her other room to shower.
She was right, I don’t have much body hair, and what I did have was thin and light and came off with ease. I felt so emasculated already just being hairless. It didn’t help that I smelled so feminine. After drying myself off, I wrapped the pink towel around me and couldn’t find my clothes.
“Where are my clothes, Lily?” I yelled from inside that bathroom. “You don’t need them, I have her outfit laid out already! Just hurry up!” She yelled back.
I opened the door up into her room to see her standing there, her outfit already on and Alices laid out on the bed. She was in a tight red vinyl top that pushed her big boos together and made them look like they might just pop out. She wore a tight, short red matching vinyl skirt that hardly covered her butt. Her smooth, sexy legs, looking long and flawless, standing in tall, sexy, shiny red high heel platform pumps. Her red little devil horn head band in her hair. She looked so incredibly sexy.
I was so horny, it had almost been a month since I “cam” last. Next to her on her bed she had laid out the outfit. It matched hers except this one was black vinyl with black shiny high heel platform pumps. This outfit also had a small black vinyl thong next to it as well as a small back pair of wings, and a small black halo.
I walked over and looked at it nervously. “Are you sure about this?” I asked, hoping she would change her mind. But she looked so so good and simply said, “Yes, you agreed to this, don’t disappoint me. Now hurry up and get dressed.”
“ OK, fine. I’ll come out once I have it on.” I said, still nervous about putting on girls' clothes. “No, you’ll get dressed right here. I need to make sure you don’t cheat. Go on, drop your towel and get started!” She commanded. She has never seen me naked. I can’t let her see me! If she sees how small I am she’ll never go out with me for sure!
But before I could protest, she grabbed my towel and pulled it off of me. My face turned as red as her outfit. With her heels on, she was taller than me, and to be standing there, with her looking so sexy, and me being naked and hairless, I was so nervous! My little dick was maybe an inch and a half long. My tiny balls were almost not noticeable as they tried to hide underneath.
She looked down at me and couldn’t help but giggle. This just made me more embarrassed. “Wow, your ever smaller then I thought! I thought I was right about you looking like a girl before. Now, now I know I’m right! Look at your little hourglass hips! It even looks like you have little boobs!” She laughed hard at this. “That little rub of a penis is so small! Yep, you’ll make a very convincing girl!”
I was so humiliated. I felt so crushed, but I hardly had time to think about it. “Hurry up and put your panties on girl! We need to make sure we are ready in time!” Lily commanded as she thrusted the g string at me. I just hung my head and put them on.
It felt weird slipping the vinyl panties up my freshly shaven smooth legs. It felt sexy and sensual. It also felt weird to have the vinyl string in between my butt cheeks. It was hart breaking when I saw how my tiny dick hardly made a small bump in the panties.
Lily laughed at it for a while. “Oh my god, you look exactly like a girl, just like that! But just in case, we can’t risk having that tiny little thing getting excited by me or the other girls dressed up all sexy and dancing around. After all, you haven’t cum in almost a month! Here, tape it down really good.” She commanded, handing me a roll of extra strength industrial duct tape.
Slipping the panties back down and, with Lily’s instructions, I taped myself down. First I pushed my tiny little balls up and then pulled my small scrotum back as far as it could go. Then I used two strips of tape, and taped that down as tight as I could. Then I pulled my penis back until it hurt, and put two more pieces over my “mini dick” as Lily called it. It was so tight and sticky, it hurt so bad and I felt like my dick was going to rip off! I couldn’t move it at all!
Once I put the panties back up, I knew I was fucked. I looked perfectly smooth. I even have to admit, I looked exactly like a girl. Lily was delighted. “Wow! Your perfectly smooth! You look like a sexy chick already! Let’s make sure this tape works. I can’t lose over you not being able to control yourself!”
She started to dance, swaying her body and doing everything she could to seduce me. She turned around and rubbed her plump sexy ass against my now flat front. It looked exactly like two girls having foreplay. She moaned as though she was aroused as she grinned up on me. She then turned around, putting her boobs right in my face as she reached down, putting her hand between my legs, rubbing up and down on my vinyl panties. My little dick burned as if on fire as it tried desperately to get hard, but completely unable to do the intense stickiness of the tape.
My whole life I felt like I’ve waited for her to touch me there. But I was completely unable to feel it as her white manicured fingers rubbed my panties like a girl would do to turn on another girl. She could tell I was frustrated, desperate and aroused. “You like that baby?” She asked in a sexual tone. I let out a small moan as I nodded my head yes.
She then reached around with her other hand and pulled the back of my thong up, pulling the string tight against my butthole, making the front even tighter, even flatter, against my body. “Do you like wearing panties? Having something between your girly butt cheeks? Desperately trying to get in your tight little hole?” She continued in her same sexy tone and I couldn’t help but moan again. “Good girl!” She said seductively. And then stopped and giggled at how turned on and humiliated I was by the whole thing.
“Well, that tape held up great! Let’s get the rest of it on! Here we’ll tape your little boobs to give you some more cleavage!” She said with excitement. She just moved on as though she didn’t even tease me, like it didn’t even happen. My little dick is still desperate to get hard. It really hurt stretched back and stuck in place.
Lily had me push my chest together as she put a few pieces of tape on me. It really looked like I had cleavage and small sexy little boobs. I couldn’t believe how much like a girl I looked! But it hurt a lot having my skin stretched like that.
She had me put the black vinyl top on, completing my sexy boob look and hiding the tape. The skirt felt sexy, wrapped around my body, and looked so slutty as the bottom of my butt peaked out from the bottom of it.
Once I got the rest of the outfit on, I knew I had lost. Not only did it fit perfectly, I looked so much like a girl, I was scared. I was so embarrassed and humiliated! I can’t believe I look like a sexy woman!
It was weird standing there in heels looking like a girl I wish I could fuck. Lily said “Well, not only does it fit your girly body perfectly, so now you have to wear it to the party. But I also think I’m going to win this bet, and we haven’t even done your makeup yet!!”
I was getting worried she was right. I started to panic a little thinking about our bet. I can’t believe I agreed to be a girl for a month! What the hell was I thinking?! I was really starting to feel the pain from the tape too. “I don’t know if I want to do this anymore Lily. Can we just stop this? Plus, this tape is really hurting me. Can I at least go without it?” I felt desperate and hopeless.
She was angry at what I had to say. “No Rylie! A deal is a deal! And we can’t take this tape off. First off, it looks great and I’m satisfied with my work! Second, it’s extra strength industrial tape! Look, it even says, don’t apply to skin. May cause irritation and harm if removed. So no, the tape will not be removed either. Now go sit down so I can do your make up!” She said in a belittling way.
“What!? So I can't remove that tape without ripping some skin off?! Why would you have me use that?! I put it on my penis!?”
“Stop your complaining sissy! I know you put it there! I told you too! It’s not like you were using that pathetic little dick much anyway! You can either shut up and do as you are told like a good girl. Or I can use this tape to tape your wrists and ankles together and call over some big strong REAL men and they can show you what happens to bad girls! So what’s it going to be?” She looked at me with a cold stern look. Seeing her in her sexy devil outfit was both turning me on as well as reflecting on who she is.
I was scared of her threat and felt vulnerable and weak, like a helpless girl. I looked down at my small girly body and said “I’m sorry lily. I won’t complain again.” I sat down and let her do my makeup.
“Good” she said, angry that she even had to threaten me. She got to work and carefully applied makeup all over my face. She then styled my long blond hair a little. When we were done, she had us stand and look in the mirror. “I’m the devil, and you're my little demon. You do whatever I say, no matter what, and my satisfaction is all you’ll get in return. Isn’t that right?” She said in a cute but serious way that demanded a response.
“Yes.” I softly replied. I knew she didn’t want me to say no. She smirked, she liked how weak I was. As we were about to leave, she handed me a small black vinyl clutch bag that would match my outfit. As I reached for it she almost screamed in panic. “Oh my god! I didn’t do your nails!!! No girl would show up looking this hot without her nails done!” She rushed to her room in a panic.
I opened my clutch to put my phone into and saw makeup, clearly to be used to touch up mine later. I also saw two condoms. Why would she put those in there? I didn’t get to question her because when she returned she throw gloves at me. “Put these on, we have to make sure they match!” She was clearly rushed and panicked.
Sliding the long silk gloves up my smooth arms felt nice and they made my slim arms look even smaller. “Perfect!” Lily exclaimed as she rushed us out the door to catch our ride.
When we arrived at the place I saw it was a frat house. I’ve never been to a frat party, but I was incredibly nervous showing up like this. They would all see I was a small dorky guy trying to dress like a girl, or worse. They would actually think I’m a slutty girl trying to party.
As we approached the front there were lots of people all around the outside and the sound of music and lots of people spilled out from inside. Lily asked a very sexy girl dressed as a maid to take out pic real quick.
We posed off to the side of the house as she took what felt like a ton of photos. Taking one, reviewing it with lily and myself, even though I didn’t say anything. Then, going back to take a better one. Finally, we got a few both girls were pleased with and she wished us girls good luck and to have fun at the party.
She really didn’t seem to suspect or think that I was a guy. That didn’t fill me with any relief as we walked through the front door of the large house. That party was clearly already ragging and many people were already very drunk.
As we stood there for just a second to take it all in, some guy who, I guess, followed us in, slapped my ass kind of hard. It frightened me and made me jump a little. We both turned around to see 4 tall, muscular men standing right behind us.
“Hey little cutie! Your great ass is stopped in the doorway. Why don’t you wiggle it on out of the way and go get me and my 3 friends a drink while we talk to your little devil friend here!” This tall man dressed as a shirtless firefighter said in his deep masculine voice.
Lily giggled a little and said “Yeah Rylie! Wiggle your cute ass! Oh, and get us one too! I’ve always wanted to talk with a “firefighter”! Don’t worry, I’ll save at least one of them for you to talk to when you get back!”
I was just so shocked. So much is happening so fast! I don’t even know how to handle this. I just sort of blurted out “Umm OK.” And I turned to walk to what I thought was the kitchen.
“I said wiggle that ass bitch!” I heard Lily yell out after only just two steps. I could hear the guys laugh as lily giggled. I knew she would be pissed if I didn’t. So I sighed, and continued forward, swaying my hips with each step I took in my tall heels. I could hear the laughter increase and one of the guys commented “Damn, what a fine ass that chicks got! I would love to fuck the shit out of it!” This was just met with more laughter.
Walking through the party was strange. I felt like I was in another person's body. Women looked at me completely differently, it was as if they were studying my outfit. It was like they saw me as a woman. And men were looking at me differently too. They were looking at me with lust and arousal in their eyes. It was incredibly frightening.
I had a few unexpected slaps on my ass as I walked to the kitchen. I also had quite a few guys already hitting on me. There was a bartender pre-making drinks. When I asked what they were, he just replied, “Don’t worry baby girl, they are delicious!” I grabbed a small tray near by to put 6 of them on. I can’t believe how many people think I’m a girl! No one is even questioning it!
Walking back was certainly a struggle in the tall high heels through the crowded party. As I approached Lily and the guys, I was glad I didn’t spill a single drop. She was already dancing with the guys, one grinding on her from behind, one in front, and one on both her sides. I could hardly see her!
“I got the drinks!” I tried to yell over the loud party. Some girl walking by replied to me “Hey girl! Where did you get those?” She was a beautiful woman. One I would love to date! She was dressed as a vampire I think. “Just down that hallway and over to the left two rooms!” I realized how much we even sounded alike. I knew I didn’t have a deep manly voice. But I didn’t notice just how girly it was until now.
Lily noticed me with the drinks and the boys kind of stopped dancing with her just long enough to each grab one. I took my drink and bent down to put the try up against the wall. One of the guys grabbed my hips and pushed his hard cock up against my ass.
I froze in place. I had no idea what to do! I was totally freaking out. “Drink up Rylie! You need to relax and dance girl!” Lily yelled from behind her wall of men. The guy behind me was totally grinding up on me. I took a big sip of my drink, and started to move my hips from side to side. Grinding my ass on his dick.
I just kept drinking and kept dancing. When our drinks were empty, I was ordered to go get more. The night just went on like this: drink, dance, drink, dance. Different guys, two at a time even. It didn’t matter. I let them grab me wherever they please. I was getting pretty drunk.
Lily was also getting pretty drunk, and she was letting those guys touch her all over. She was also making out with all of them too. She looked at me and said, “Go on Rylie, kiss him a little!” I don’t know why, it was probably the drinks, but I did.
I kissed this random guy. I kissed him a lot. As he danced with me and we kissed, his hands continued to explore my body. He put his hand over my crotch. I started to get nervous. Was he going to find out I was a boy!? I was so drunk and weak and strangely horny by what was happening I couldn’t really react. I just kept kissing him as he rubbed me over my panties. I don’t think he even noticed.
Lily ended up disappearing. I saw her get led off by two guys. Then suddenly, the guy I was with took my hand and guided it down, resting over his dick, with nothing but a little bit of fabric separating us. Without thinking, I rubbed it as we kissed. I’m not sure how long that went on for, but it seemed like a while.
Eventually, he took my hand and guided me up the stairs. Weaving past people, we made our way into a small room. Someone’s bedroom. He locked the door behind us and we kissed and danced some more. He unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick. It was huge! Way way bigger than mine! I don't know why, but I started to rub it.
I can’t believe how weak and feminine I felt. I felt like I had to do this. Like Lily would demand that I do this, and this man would suspect something was wrong if I didn’t. I didn’t want him to suspect I was a guy, not this late into this. I rubbed his massive cock as I kissed him.
He put his hands around the back of my neck and head, kissed me a little more, and then slowly guided me down to my knees. I felt like if I resisted he would suspect something. If he found out I was a guy he’d beat me up, I’m sure. And something inside of me felt sexy. It felt aroused, it wanted more.
I got to my knees with this huge cock in my face. I had never done this before, but I have watched plenty of porn, so I’ll just try to do what those girls do. I looked up at him and gently kissed the tip of his cock. A sudden rush of excitement washed over me. My only little dick started to strain against the tape. OH MY GOD, I just kissed a dick, and I think I liked it!
I kissed it again, and then again. I gave it a little lick with my tongue. And then slowly slid the tip into my mouth. I do, I decently do like this. My little dick is burning, desperate to get hard as it fights against the tape as I sucked his cock.
I got lost in time as I sucked it. All I could focus on at that moment was trying to make him feel as good as I could. I wanted to make him feel good. Not only did submitting to him arouse me, but I wanted to make him cum with my mouth so he wouldn’t try to fuck me and expose my secret.
This mixture of excitement and fear drove me to do all that I could to please that dick. I tried my best to deep throat it and let it fuck my mouth. I wanted him to use me for his pleaser.
Then, after what could have been five minutes, or forty-five, I had no way of knowing and I didn’t care. All I know is my jaw was sore, my throat hurt, I could hardly breathe, and he was close to cumming. I told him “Cum down my throat baby!” And then I just kept sucking, licking, and deep throating until he was ready. I was too scared to know what cum tasted like, and I didn’t want it all over me either.
Then as I deep throated him again, he suddenly grabbed the back of my head so I couldn’t move, and throat fucked me. I heard him grunt as his cock twitched in my throat. I was struggling to hold my breath as he used me to make himself cum.
Eventually, his thrusting slowed and his grip on my head lessened and I could pull my head back some. Just enough to keep his tip still in my mouth. I did the best I could to breathe through my nose as he dribbled the rest of his cum into my mouth, completely coating my tongue in its salty, sweet cum.
I kept the tip of that huge cock in my mouth for a while as I lightly sucked and licked it. I could tell he had a strong orgasm. Finally, he pulled it out of my mouth and helped me up. “Damn girl! That was one of the best blowjobs I’ve ever had!” I blushed hearing this, I felt complemented. “Thanks.” I said bashfully. “I would have loved to fuck you though, I would have made you cum so good baby!” He said sweetly, but with confidence, like he knew he would have.
I had to think quickly, what’s an excuse a girl would give? “Oh, I would have loved that, but I’m on my period. Besides, I like giving head!” I tried to sound as natural as I could. I was so nervous if he would believe me I could hardly breath!
“Oh, I get it. Well, thanks for the BJ baby! Hey, next party I see you at and you want to get the best fuck of your life, you just let me know!” He said as he walked out of the room, leaving the door open behind him. He seemed to believe it! I was just starting to feel relieved, when I noticed that Lily was down the hallway staring at me with her jaw open.
“Oh my god Rylie!?! You little slut!! Did you just blow him!?” She yelled, excited and surprised. She already knew the answer. I looked down, trying to avoid her gaze, and her question. “Oh my god!! You did! You're such a cock sucking slut!!" She laughed hard "This day just keeps getting better! So I guess it’s safe to say I won the bet! I can’t wait to hear all about it on the way home!”
We got in our Uber, and I was humiliated as Lily made me describe in detail all that happened. I could tell our Uber driver, a tall, dark, handsome man, was getting turned on by my story. I also started to realize I had lost the bet, and all that it entailed. This is going to be a long month. I was kind of surprised by my lack of shock at the fact that I just sucked a guy off. I was dressed like a slutty girl, worshiped his dick with my mouth until he cam down my throat, and I seem oddly ok with that?!
I am a little worried about how this is going to affect my life though...
-Katierosedreams Og Cap
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i am having the busiest two weeks ever and i am nervous 24/7 :-)
#vent! and oversharing on the internet#two rehearsals#got asked to film something for the school and they fucked up our schedule :/ but 2/3 filming days done#going downtown for a meeting tuesday#an audition that couldnt have come at a worse time but i care abt it so im doing it anyways!#three halloween parties i guess i didnt have to go to but i love my friends#my besties birthday (need to pick up a gift when im downtown!1!!)#poetry project in writing class i care abt and want to do good on so bad but ive had no time to work on it#so itll be late and fuck up my midterm :(#winged a presentation and did well though#have an appt friday need to study for a test#screening weekend that im missing half of bc i need a break#i did a pitch but i didnt have time to work on it so obviously they need a new idea#gotta edit all the footage before wednesday#i should give some things up but like. i care about everything too much.#and i need this all for the future#i would probably be fine if i didnt have two rly bad episodes last week#i am spending hours everyday working on this audition i have like a 30% chance of getting and do not have time for#but i rly rly want this
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Author's Notes ♡: Hey Hey, it’s me, ya girl and I’m back with another collab! Ive always loved the roommates theme and have a few ideas for some other ones in my head making this. It’s kinda all over the place because it was a professing with their friendship! Yes I made a Zelda reference and I land about it no. I know Rapp is seen as violent and dense but but this is in a collage au so he’s just a bit...aloof I just love the idea of him actually being a big softie ʕ⊙ᴥ⊙ʔ. I hope you enjoy! ~ bunny ❥
Warnings : NSFW!!! (◎_◎;)
Sweet caring sorta himbo(meh?) Rappa, female oral, Big Dick Rappa , sorta size kink if you really sqint,cheater ex mentioned like once , language
Word count : About 5k! Yikes ^^’
Paring(s) : Kendo Rappa x F! Reader
Enjoy ♡
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Having Kendo Rappa as a roommate is an interesting feat in itself. He is big, and loud , very very loud. He wasn't a bad roommate he just..was like a cute large and fluffy puppy that didn't know his size...or power. Their interactions started as the two met during a halloween party one of the frat houses down the street thew. [ ] went as Midna, her best friend Rumi was dressed as Impa while the last two of her friend group , Amaya and Asa, a pair of sisters, were dressed as fairies. “[ ]! Rumi! you two are so cute! Zelda costumes?” Asa asked as her sister ran up to admire their outfits. “Yeah! [ ] wanted to do some characters that matched us y'know?” She said as she nudged her quiet friend , the girl jumped and laughed , scratching her neck as she gave the excited sisters a small smile “If i was coming out tonight I was gonna wear what i wanted to really wear” [ ] said as the group of them laughed and mingled with their other friends and classmates. While heading to get juice , she heard loud screaming , as the sport boys were starting to show up. First was the football team, then the basketball. Baseball and wrestling came next, then the smaller clubs finished them out. Sighing [ ] was content away from everyone as she watched mayhem ensure, chugging of barrels , more music, girls swarming around the players they crushed on as they did minor things, like talk to their teammates or eating from one of the big food trays laying around. Feeling a tap on her shoulder broke her from her people watching, Rumi giving her a bright smile as she took a cup and joined her. “How's my favorite antisocial babe doing now that all of the party has arrived?” She asked as [ ] gave her a pained smile, going to get more if something to drink “Well I don't feel the need to smack anyone is that a good sign?” she chuckled as she got a hug from the more energetic girl “That's my girl! Don't worry, i wanna get out asap but we’re gonna need our favourite pair of sisters before that can happen and it seems like they're fawning over some of the baseball boys as we speak” Rumi said as they watched a familiar tutu of blue go by, followed by a pink one going a similar way. “I don't get it… but at least their taste in men isn't too bad” [ ] joked as Rumi agreed , laughing “Yeah miss tsundere, you can't stand saps, or most of the jocks either” giving the white haired girl a look she rolled her eyes and gave her own laugh back “Yeah I guess i'm either picky or just got high standards” “Ain't nothing wrong with that we all do!” She said as she elbowed the girl beside her.
As the two of them sat there and talked Rumi glanced past her and her eyes widened, causing [ ] to stop talking “What is it-” before she could question her, the white haired girl jumped up, waving at someone “Rap! Over here!” Constantly yelling to someone [ ] started to ask again when a booming voice came from above her “HEY RUMI” a very loud voice called as stomping could be heard before it stopped “I see you took our idea huh?” With that comment [ ] turned around only to be face to face with a dark cover chest, only to then look up to some of the most warm and amber colored eyes looking down at her “Hello there little lady, I like your costume! Erm..Midna aint it?” The giant ganon dressed man questioned as all she could do was shake her head in agreement, causing the giant male to laugh “Awe don't be shy of me kitten i ain't gonna bite!” He chuckled some more as her friend jumped in “I told you she was shy! Be nice Rappa!” Rumi yelled at the flaming red head as he gave her a toothy grin “Oh I was just teasin’ , I bet I ain't hurt her feelin’s did I sweetheart?” Rappa questioned as [ ] face felt hot, hiding her face in her hands as the teasing duo laughed causing the girl to huff “I'm tired of you two already” She said as a giant warm hand touched her shoulders “Awe dont be like that hun, in time ya’l love me” Rappa teased as he gave her a smile,making her stomach flutter “Yeah! This is who wanted you to meet anyway [ ]! This is Kendo Rappa, our top wrestling boy, Rappa this is my adorable best friend [ ]!” Rumi said as the two gave each other a shy smile , a sly one creeping up on Rumis as she thought to herself “Yeah, this'll definitely happen”
Since then the two had become more acquainted , having many classes together and sharing some similar friends [ ] was used to the bruting and sometimes dense man making a random ( and loud) appearance. As [ ] sat in her mostly empty room thanks to her last roommate moving out after constantly breaking sound rules and getting into it with the girl downstairs for being in her bed with her boyfriend (Yikes) she felt a sense of calm. Closing her chemistry book and letting out a relieved sigh [ ] thought about the fact she was going to get a new roommate, the thought was nerve wracking but also it was exciting as well. It was almost too quiet , having the last room by the stairs meant she didn't have to deal with many people besides her friend group. They weren't loud , unless one of her friends decided to get laid and made way too many sounds, or if their neighbors under them threw parties or also had...extra partners coming around. She definitely could feel she was sorta excited she was going to have a roommate again. The sisters had a room to the left of her while Rumi had the one to the right, sharing it with a girl they knew from math. The rooms were not gender defined, some girls having rooms with guys and vise versa so it made it easy to get a room.
These dorms were also quite spacious, the walls not paper thin and a large enough area space that could house two or maybe even three people. So when she heard a knock on her door she expected it to be her new roommate she was advised would come today. Happily opening the door she was shocked and almost terrified to see just a box, well actually a few boxed stacked hiding whoever it was behind them. But if the faed rustic orange hair and wide shoulders meant anything she knew her new roommate already “K-kendo?” [ ] said as the boxes walked by her , landing with a soft thud as bangs covered the male “[ ]? Is that you?” moving his hair out of the way their eyes had the same expression, shocked. “Uh h-hey there sweetheart why isn't this cute, we’re roomies hun?” he laughed as she couldn't help but give him a smile back. “I never expected to see you as my roommate” [ ] teased as Rappa gave her a hardy laugh “Well it looks like me and you are gonna be close friends here darlin’!” With a wide smile he picked her up and gave her a tight hug, taking her breath away ‘ Oh boy i wonder how this will turn out’ she thought as she was eye leve with her giant puppy like friend, his eyes filled of joy
Which leads into now, [ ] trying her hardest to read up on what her next project could be. As she sat there thinking she heard the tale tell sound of her roommate entering with some of his teammates, the boys loud and rambunctious as they entered. Feeling a heavy hand on her shoulder she looked up to the towering boy that was her roommate, his eyes just as bright as usual. “Hey darlin, we're just gonna talk up sum strats a for the upcoming match and play some games in the back , is that alright?” He asked with pleading eyes as one of his more cocky and jock like friends spoke up “Well youre the man here, dont let some women say if we cant or can be here” Rolling her eyes and proceeding to stand up and push past the wide eyed boy who knew what was going to happen. [ ] took in a breath before opening her eyes to look up to the boy “Well it is my room, i pay shit here and the man over there didnt get this place, so i do choose who can and cant come through my place” She said as she pointed a finger to the boys chest. Trying to push his luck he pushed back against her finger “ I bet you just haven’t gotten a good enough dicking for you to just stay out of the way” He laughed. Before [ ] could hit him hard enough her rust haired friend moved in , clearly towering the boy “Yer better watch yer mouth, she has her right around here, im invatin her space so watch it before there's no place for any of us to relax without rules” He said as the boy sucked up any laughing and nodded his head in understanding. Surprised by her usually aloof roommate [ ] stood back and went back to her work, the other boys scrambling behind kendo as the boy who tried to challenge her jumped to follow, never making a move to mock or do anything again.
The boys picked back up and were having fun in the back room of kendo’s , sighs and groans when they lost and victorious laughs and screams if someone won. Once they all left and everything settle to a quiet rumble as the last few funneled out [ ] could here herself think, reading up on chemistry as she felt a presence behind her. “ ‘M sorry, i didn't know my question wouldve cause a roar outta ya..” Kendo started as she smiled gently, turning to face the wounded boy “Its okay….guess it just lit something in me i always did y'know?” She said with a small laugh as she went to type again, but was stopped by the hulking boy. “I gotta make it up to ya alright? I know i aint say anythin that he did but…. It feels like my fault y'know?” He admitted as his large hand covered hers. “You wont live this down will you?” She questioned as his eyes flickered up to hers, sparking. “Nope, not at all. Lemme treat ya right okay?” For such innocent words [ ] couldnt help the shiver that ran down her back at his words. Maybe it was because he was so close, or that the smell of his cologne was too much, either way her head was spinning as she let him still hold her hand as he tugged her away from her computer , his smile widening as she reluctantly shut the bright screen “Great! Now let's get something to eat im starvin” He rasped out as [ ] gave him a giggle that made the boy stop in his tracks. He always thought she had a cute giggle but this one,for some reason , made his heart and chest feel warm and tight. Ignoring the feeling he took the girl with him, the two headed out to get something to eat as they headed down , the sound of her giggling still running though kendos mind.
Getting a random frantic text from Kendo wasn't unusual, in fact it was quite common for him to do such, which now didn't faze [ ] at all but this one was...particularly odd giving what he was asking ‘Hair? And messy? What in the world is he up to’ [. ] thought to herself as she headed to her shared room with the boy, nervous of what scene she could be entering.
Sighing after his last text she hurried her way to their dorm room and in fact he did leave the door open, making her more nervous as she entered the living room. “Kendo?” [ ] called out as she heard a gruff sound come from her bathroom. Entering was a sight of its own; towels, a bowl of some..substance , bags and bottles of body wash and a one flustered and shirtless Kendo. “[ ]! ‘M so glad yer home here take this” The large man said as he handed her an old toothbrush that was frayed and covered with the same odd substance in the bowl. The lingering smell from the room eventually gave it away ; shampoos. “Uh why do i need this? And why is there shampoo on a toothbrush” She questioned as he groaned, taking the towel off his head as she blinked owlishly at his very faded red orange hair, the color now more of a neon pumpkin. Shaking off extra water caused even more of his hair to fall, landing between his shoulder blades as he gave [ ] a desperate look. “It wont come out, and the more i scub the more...orange i become. I look like a orange peel” He whined as [ ] figured out what he was trying to do
“ You wanna remove the color right? A bowl of shampoo and body wash isnt strong enough” Going into their kitchen she grabbed some baking soda and lemon juice , coming back to the hopeless boy “Let me mix something up ive used before okay? Then we can proceed with your hair” Two and a half hours later the boys hair was now a light peachy orange, just light enough to take up with bleach “Well, if were gonna go for blonde ill go get some bleach and some masks, deep conditioners too, your hair is definitely gonna need it and I don’t want it breaking off because you're impatient to take care of it” she sighed as he was amazed at his hair, running a large hand through the still damp mess atop his head “Wow yer good” He said as she smiled at him, taking her keys “And you have a lot of hair. I'll be back” She said as she hopped up “Wait! Lemme go with you?” He asked but also seemed to demand, pleading eyes looking down at hers as wet hair dropped onto his still bare chest.
Trying not to be hypnotized by where they landed and proceeded to slide down she looked up at her amber eyed friend, who was staring intently as he waited for her answer, soft “Please?” coming from his lips. Sighing dramatically on purpose [ ] laughed at him, giving him a grin “of course you can you big puppy” she said as he picked her up in a hug, a gesture that shows his excitement she's come to learn. Putting her down he went to go to the door before his friend called him out “uhm Kendo? You don’t have on a shirt” she said plainly as he looked at her, raising a brow as he gave his rebuttal “Its hot” He responded. Giving him a side eyed look she turned from him and towards their bedrooms, [ ] sliding into his. Soon she came out with a sleeveless one, throwing it at the hulk of a guy infront of her “You can't come in the store without one” She said as he gave a growl of his own, sliding the shirt over his head as they left their apartment “Well at least ya got me one without sleeves” He huffed as they started back to the door, heading out to finally go to the store to start another process on Kendos hair, the male just excited to finally get rid of his pumpkin hair.
As Kendo sat in the shared living room with [ ] , deep conditioning his hair at her yelling request (‘If you dont re nourish it before you want me to bleach it , I won't do it!’ ) he watched his roommate and now his best friend wanderer around and do housley things for their apartment, the girl content as she cleaned and sorted out things in the kitchen, her body turned away from him as he started to think over how beautiful he thought she was. He want the type to brag or gloat about having so many girls comment on his size , height wised and well sometimes other ways , trying to tempt him to them. All while his friends wanted him to explain how he got the attention from the other gender , Kendo hated to admit it but ,he only wanted his roommates' affection. He knew how put together she was, smart and kind. He saw what her previous boyfriend did, a cheater that didnt take care of the beautiful soul he lived with. He couldnt stand seeing her come home and cry herself to sleep broke his heart, and when he fought the cheater, in the act he didnt feel bad once. Of course it ended their relationship, and [ ] yelled at him for fighting , explaining how he couldve ended in jail for fighting her ex, but he argued it would be worth it.
Sitting and mulling over everything he realized Rumi was right, hed do anything for [ ] but not the same for the other females that passed through his life. She actually, was the first person he did that for and that thought made his head dizzy. Moving from his place on the couch he went to stand in the kitchen, waiting for [ ] to come back from her room. Hearing the iconic sound of her feet pittering across the wooden floor he gave her a lopsided smile as she jumped, smacking into the chest of Kendo. Before [ ] could fall from impacting with his chest he caught her, holding her arm to his chest. “K-kendo! You shouldve told me you were in here! Why are you in here anyway?”[ ] scolded as he laughed, moving out of the shorter girl's way as he started his staring again, this time [ ] noticed him “......What?” She asked as he looked down at her, an unreadable look on his face. “Kendo” she called as he hummed, moving closer “Yer gorgeous” Kendo blurted out as [ ] started to stutter, eyes going wide. Taking teo steps forward he essentially trapped his friend between the corner of their kitchen canopy. “Remember when I fought that bastard of an ex you had?” Kendo asked as he saw [ ]’s eyes go soft , shaking her head “What about him...i'm still mad you almost lost everything just to fight him yknow” she huffed as he poked her cheek “Id do it again if it meant you'd be happy again yaknow” Kendo said as he leaned down to push his head against hers, amber and [ ] eyes mingling. Lifting his large hands he traced each side of her cheek, analyzing over her face as he nuzzled against her nose “Stop playin hard to get would ya? Bad enough you got my heart all in your little hands” he whispered as [ ] just started at the giant , her arms gently coming over to cover his that were place on her cheeks “K-ken..i need to start you hair..” She hopelessly try to argue as he groaned, burying his face into her neck. Squealing at his damp hair touching her shoulder [ ] jumped ,pushing the large boy back “Your hair's wet!” She whined as he chuckleed, mo\ving back as it turned into a booming laugh “Oh my ‘m sorry babe , you look surprised” He said as she smacked hsi chest “Go to the sink, i need to rinse the conditioner” She yelled as he hwld his hands up in a mocked surrender, pulling his shirt up and off in one fluid movement. Caught up by him stripping his shirt off [ ] gave him a glance over, the heaviness of him admitting feelings for her in his own unique way still lingering in her mind as the toned and strong back of her friend made her head hazy. Turning around from the lack of notice of his smaller friend Kendo caught the eys of [ ] staring, her eyes quickly flickering to his curious ones as he grinned “See somethin you like darlin?” He teased as she grunted, reaching up to push his head in the sink “Shut up and let me do your hair”
And like clockwork, Kendo rappa was an icy blonde after two days, a break given to his long ,thick and wavy hair, the giant boy looking over his new look as he sighed happily, loving to have his hair finally look normal. “Well damn [ ]! Ya made it even better than what i was thinking. Look! My hair’s all wavy at the ends and it's soft! Whatever you made me do made it feel better!” He raved as the girl looked over her work. And in fact it was highly even, his hair consistent and lavishy soft. Giving him a shy look she giggle “That's what a deep conditioner will do to damage hair and the way i'm always untangling your hair for you, i knew it would need it before you wanted to go white” She said as he just kept running his hands in his hair, turning back to her “I could just kiss you right now!” He blurted out as they both froze at his words, eyes wide from both parties “I-I aint mean it [ ]” He croaked out as she giggled, stepping back from him “O-of course you didnt, why would you i mean aha..”She said as she moved away more , his own words started to hit him as he realized the reverse effect it was having “NO! No, I'd want to kiss you, I really really want to. I just...want it to be on your terms okay?” he said as he grabbed her arm, holding her in front of him as if she'd float away if he didnt.
“Kendo...I..” [ ] started as she came back to his hip, laying between his legs onto his thankfully covered chest “I just dont want to lose you if you decide you wouldnt want me around” She whispered as he pulled her even closer, kissing her forehead as he stared at her “Dont you ever say that again ya hear me? Youll be my princess and ill be your humble er..knight” He hesitated as he tried to think of a sweet way to explain his feelings. [ ] looked up to him as she felt here eyes feel heavy with tears. Before one even fell Kendo pushed his lips as soft as the strong boy could, wrapping a large and beefy arm around her waist as he slipped his tongue in her mouth, letting his hand slide down to pull her up to sit on the tops of his thighs while he leaned against his dresser. Softly [ ] pushed her hand on his chest and pulled away, now eye to eye with Kendo “Sorry , d-did i overstep my place” He asked as she let out a snot, before laughing. Confused, Kendo went to talk before she stopped him “No no, youre good, just that if we keep kissing on this dressed there's gonna be a hole in the wall” She said as she pointed to where the mirror kept tapping a spot, scrapes already aroring it “R-right!” He laughed too, picking her up to set her on his bed “Now then...lemme serve you princess” He said before kissing her again, not letting her rebuttal his own comment. As the two kissed he made sure to be as gentle as he could be , at times clumsily nipping her lip or his hand pulling hard at her clothes.
All in the name of wanting to show how much she meant to him. Soon he pulled away, a small string of saliva strung between them from the hearty kissing. “[ ]...i think i love you” He said as she gave him a soft look , trying to catch her breath from the dramatic kiss they came from “Good, because i love your loud ass too Kendo” She teased as he smirked,leaning down to bite her neck, causing her to moan loudly “We’ll see whos loud after im done wit ya” he gave his own tease back as he moved between her plump thighs, kissing the flesh there as he pulled her shorts to the side, exposing her flushed lower lips. Gasping she reached for his hand that held her legs apart causing the fresh blonde to look up at her, eyes wandering over her face for signs of him to stop “I-Im not used to being this bare sorry..” She whimpered out as it dawned on the other side of her words “Have you ever ate out baby?” he asked as she hid her face from him, shaking ehr head as he groaned, pulling her shorts down as he saw her lacy panties , a smirk placed on his lips as he peeled them off too, a string of arousal keeping them plastered to her lips “fuck, that bastared really didnt take care of you” he growled as she sat up to see his darkening eyes kiss up to her lips whispering out a “but i will” as he sucked one of her lips into his mouth, causing a lound moan from the woman he was inbetween. Slowly he licked up her lips, searching for that small pearl as she whined, a hand coming down to tug his hair. Grunting he soon found it, sucking onto her clit as she gasped, her thighs shutting over his head as he looked up to her, watching as her back arched off of the bed once her pressed his tongue hard against her clit. Softly he let a hand run under her thigh, a single thick finger tracing over her twitching hole as he pushed it in gently, making [ ] squeal. “K-Ken!” She called out as he looked up again, catching her eyes and flushed face on his actions. Making a show of what he was doing he let a second one join the first as he sucked hard on her bud at the same time making [ ]’s eyes roll back as her hand fell from his head, nervous od pulling too hard. Kendo however had other plans. Feeling her walls tighten around his fingers he made sure to find that spongy spot and hitting it, finally pulling his lips from her clit as he smiled “Uuh Uh doll, look at me” He growled as she hesitantly glances at him, regretting that she did. He looked way too good, hair a mess as he was panting, catching his breath from being down on her. With evry pump of his fingers his muscle in his arm twitched, making her own walls spasm as she watched it “Ya like it sweetheart?” He asked as she shook her head, watching him move back to her pussy “Good, cause i aint done” He said as he gave her clit kitten licks beofe slurping on it, throwing a wink at her as he picked up his pace, making [ ]’s voice rise as she felt herself getting close before quickly snapping at a particular hard thrust of his finger to her spot on her walls.
Letting out a light scream she came over his fingers and tongue, the male laughing gleefully as he sucked up her juices. LEtting her come down some he watched her face as bliss spread through her body and a sense of confidence whent though his. Slowly he picked up the pace of his fingers again, going from a shallow push to more stroking as he heard [ ] whine, grabbing at his hand “Uh uh sweetheart, you taste too good fro me to only let you cum on my tongue once” he said as he pushed her down by her stomach, letting her take his spare hand as he went back to suckling on her lower lips. He knew he had a lot in stored for her, and watching the newly admitted love of his life cum from his pleasing was enough for him to realized he needed to do more. Popping off her clit as puling his fingers gently out he looked at her ravished body, using his non wet hand to pull at his sweats. “Youre beautiful like this [ ]” kendo said as she took in heavy breaths, feeling her throat close as he stroked his massive size, rubbing the swollen head as he looked at her , giving her a soft smile “Ya dont have to take me just yet , hes just throbbin too much” He groaned as he twisted his hand hard over his leaking tip, feeling himself throb as he laid back on his bed. “Ride my face?” he asked with one of the most sinful looks [ ] had ever seen ; lustful eyes watching her as his large hand stroked his larger dick, the soft and fleshy muscle jumping at watching her crawl to him, throwing a leg over his neck
“I-i dont wanna suffocate you..” She said as he smirked before saying “Ya cant suffocate me i want it” Soon he grabbed her hip, pushing her onto his awaiting mouth as he picked up his pace, sliding his tongue into her twitching hole as she rocked her hips, keeping a steady pace as she held herself on his shoulder and headboard, ,depreate moand and cries tumbling out as he rocked her too, going from her clit to her dripping entrance, stoking his dick harder and harde as her moans spurred him on. Soon he felt the bud in his mouth twitch and throb harder, the sounds [ ] made increasing as his own hand sped up with his throbbing head, the telltales of them both getting close. A moan erruptred from the girl on his lips as she came again , her essence running down his face as he groaned, ropes of cum shooting onto his hand and stomach as he came himself, still stroking out what he could as the pressure he felt subside. Sliding off softly [ ] saw the mess behind her, taking it upon herself to lick up some of it as she was met with his same aber eyes, watching her move to his still hard member “Let me take care of you too?” she asked shyly. Fuck he was done for as he felt himslef hardend worse at her words, a large hand coming up to smack her ass as he psuhed her up and over his head, letting his tip and her swollen lips run over eachother. Slowly he pushed his tip past her budding lips, entranced by the way it swallowed her whole “Fuck...i love you [ ] and by the time im done with ya...youll know it” he whispered in her ear as she felet him push, more and moreof his large size spreading her lips father than shed ever had. Her eyes rolled up as she felt him bottom out, both moaning as he picked up his pace, making a soothing rhythm as little moans and whines came from [ ], deep grunts coming from Kendo as he kissed her shoulders and back, marking where he could as he felt himself get closer with how she was throbbing over his member.
Digging his fingers as deep as he could in her plush hips he let our a mantra of ‘Cummin’ i and ‘ I love yous’ in her ear as she pushed back against him, feeling herself teetering as he pushed as deep as he could go ,letting himself cum as she came too, the overwhelming feeling of him throbbing against her spongy walls and previous orgasms enough to push her over a third time. “[ ]” Kendo rasped as [ ] hummed , feeling her legs still shake with him in her “Im serious, i'm never leaving you...you're mine and i love you…” kendo said as he kissed the back of her neck, nibbling her ear as he stayed in her “Mhm….i love you too Rappa..”
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updated top albums list + recommended tracks from each bc im bored lol
*tentatively* in order
unnatural - wjsn | recommended songs: all of them (especially unnatural, supermoon, and yalla) except for rewind | skips: just rewind bc ballad /// im not sure what style to call this album but they really made such a smash, its crazy that it came out so early in the year and no gg is touching it (album wise). literally the only complaints i have are the obligatory ballad (that they always do bc they can all sing lmfao), the album cover/title (dont love the cover design and i dont love when the album name is the tt name, except in certain circumstances (a full album (especially where the title isnt necessarily from the title track) like montero) or when it's a single album (the inverse of this being rsq's prequel which couldve just been called colorfull since that was the only damn song 😐)). i also was disappointed with the outfits for last dance but that's peripheral.
timeabout, - yukika | recommended songs: insomnia & secret | skips: none /// okay to keep it very real im genuinely scared that she'll never surpass soul lady. i love, and i mean LOVE timeabout, but soul lady was on another plane of existence. like she could've held that album a little bit
the other side of the moon - gwsn | recommended songs: like it hot, starry night, i cant breathe | skips: i sing, depending on my mood /// i dont have much commentary tbh,this is just a very solid mini idk. id like to see a fusion of i cant breathe/tweaks/after the bloom/burn, maybe on their next mini. i love their brighter stuff but maybe a darker concept next (halloween cb pls pls pls)
montero - lil nas x | lowkey too soon for me to pick recommended songs but i'll say montero, scoop, lost in the citadel, sun goes down, and am i dreaming for now. will update! | skips: none /// i cant say that this is this year's sawayama bc sawayama was kinda more like a collection of really strong singles? whereas i feel like these songs shine as an album. i dont even know what to say except that im soooo surprised and impressed because i didnt know that this is the type of music he made???? like he raps but theres a lot of singing? not like belting but definitely not rapping. its kinda...alt ish? in some places? if i had to use ine genre to describe the whole album id probably say alt pop? idk but whatever it is it's definitely working
hide & seek - purple kiss | recommended songs: zombie & so why (tbh all of them) | 2am and zzzz depend on my mood but theyre def not full skips /// no bad song on the album this is crazy....i might rerank since i just listened to it for the first time but as of now idk, its good im just super impressed. ponzona wasnt for me but this cb theyre really doing all the things, lovr tht for them
produced by: [myself] - onlyoneof | recommended songs: coy & night flight | question mark depends on my mood /// im still mad at them (read: 8d) sooooo...idk. i can’t really listen to their music rn. but this mini is still good
play game: holiday - weeekly | recommended songs: check it out, weekend, holiday party | i like memories of summer rain and la luna but it depends on my mood /// very cohesive mini, def their best overall imo! not much to say, but i hope jiyoon gets well soon TTTT
enchant - orbit | recommended songs: gokurakuchouka & never gonna get away but also all of them except flor lunar | skips: flor lunar is nice but boring /// i need kpoppies to get into it im tired of being here alone cmon y’all
set - woodz | recommended songs: feel like | skips: none /// i prefer his bright tracks but this mini was solid as usual. where is the full album tho seungyoun hmmm????
guess who - itzy | recommended songs: sorry not sorry, tennis (0:0), kidding me | skips: in the morning, occasionally wild wild west /// i remember being very surprised that i liked this album, especially given that i dont like mitm. not anything groundbreaking but still solid. i think the naming of tennis (0:0) was really clever
intersection: trace - bae173 | recommended songs: green light, loved you | skips: none (sometimes the intro tho) /// honestly their music is really good??? mbk just hasn’t promoted them well, i feel like they make it a little hard to stan...i really appreciate that they’re not doing the stereotypical hard bg concept thing
lilac - iu | recommended songs: coin, flu, ah puh, troll | skips: honestly id have to relisten, some of the songs a lil boring but idr them at the moment
hello future - nct dream | recommended songs: hello future, life is still going on | skips: idr tbh, probably hot sauce though //// was very surprised that i liked this album, but the outro of hello future really got me after a few listens so i had to check it out. very decent!
killa - mirae | recommended songs: killa, sweet dreams, 1 thing | skips: none really but all of the bsides are a little mid tbh /// i will be 1000% honest in saying that the three reasons this allbum made this list are 1.) killa (the tt), 2.) none of the songs are bad, 3.) lien’s vocals. something about lien....he really just sells whatever song he’s on. his belting >>>>>>>>>>>. he makes their music very enjoyable to listen to, next in that department would be junhyuk. based on their most recent cb, siyoung and khael also contribute a lot as well. shame that the rest of the cb album kinda does nothing for me idk. random but i would really like a gg to cover higher and/or killa
& - loona | recommended songs: ur, ptt | skips: a different night, dance on my own /// these r my girls but this is not their best. ur is wonderful though, and ptt is addicting somehow. wow and be honest are fine but really not their best. i like wow’s choreo tho!
albums im excited to listen to (no particular order):
last year was weird volume 3, tkay maidza (i’ve already listened to a bunch of it but i need to sit and just listen to the whole thing)
troubled paradise, slayyter (same as above, but i didn’t even realize it came out this year, i thought it was old for some reason lol)
jo1, challenger (every song of theirs i hear i like pretty much so i need to take an organized look at them lmfao)
jo1, stranger (same as above)
only lovers left, woodz (duhhh its woodz. not out yet but im excited! i do prefer his brighter concepts and this def isn’t that. he says its not gonna be like what he’s done before but the title and concept photo that’s out rn is giving lift up)
the book of us: negentropy - chaos swallowed up in love, day6 (the title kinda bored me but we’ll see. also sungjin’s gone so.....................we’ll see.)
ancient dreams in a modern land, marina (i barely got past venus fly trap because its soooooo good. i’ve listened to a little after that but the songs i heard didn’t really compare. i have to give it a shot tho)
the chaos chapter: fight or escape, txt (i liked the blue hour mini so i need to give them a chance i suppose)
333, tinashe (i just feel like i should idk)
honorable mentions (no particular order):
blue hour, txt - discovered this year, came out last year. retroactively makes the 2020 albums list bc whew the market research that went into that thing paid off
hula hoop/ starseed ~kakusei~, loona (why tf does the album not have a name) - duhhh loona + synths = a smash. in fact like i said when it dropped i dont even wanna call them loona anymore. this is kongetsu no shoujo!!! this isn’t on my top albums list because im counting as two songs and my limit is 3. i might add it anyways lmfao. we’ll see
ugly beauty, jolin tsai - discovered this year, came out in 2018. i just really like jolin tsai idk. i had only heard that album w play and i’m not yours, both are iconic but the production quality sounds...low? like its older but ik they’re not *that* old. either way, ugly beauty does everything i wanted it to - dramatic, vocals, rapping, boa vibes...jolin tsai is a queen what can i say
also, there are of course a ton of singles that i love as well, this is albums only though lmfao. i have no idea if i could even attempt to organize the singles lol
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10, 23, 27, 30 and 43??
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?mmmmmm as much as i love ninjas cause sneaky and lean is aesthetic af, im gonna have to go with pirates cause like. they are badasses tho? accepting as fuck? anyone can be a pirate? also it includes a life at sea and that comes with mermaids and i think thats enough said tbh
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?iiiii dooooo. and honestly it sucks lol. i think the best example is the time i was trying to play resident evil 7 with a friend. it wasnt even in vr, just the regular game on the regular tv but the camera turns so fucking fast even on the slowest setting and its so smooth its freaking gross after like an hour or so. so we had to quit about after three hours and barely even into the game tbh, cause i couldnt look at the tv anymore and i was feeling so gross i had to lay down and take a nap. we had fun but holy shit that was a miserable experience tho haaaaa (which is also why i really want to play the game in vr cause ive played vr games before and that. doesnt make me sick tho?? i guess its cause you get to move your head alongside your view so it makes it easier, but yeah. finishing re7 is gonna take a loooong time with this tbh)
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?mmm probably a pig tbh? mostly cause they can be small and not scary and people keep them as pets already, you know? plus they are cute and idk cute things are good i guess
30: The latest you've ever slept?well this depends. on a multiple things. like. im assuming i was sleeping all day i was sick doesnt count, so its like. six in the evening i guess? on days when i was most definitely supposed to be up and doing things so mmmm. ive always had a miserable sleep schedule so yeah
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?iiiii have never been anything for halloween cause we dont celebrate it here! and i dont like it so i see no reason to dress up! literally the only time i tried to do something with it was last halloween (and one like. two years before that? 2016?) cause i was at work that day and i didnt wanna actually do any work so i got everyone rallied behind the idea that we need to have a halloween party so we spent doing spoopy things the entire day and i got to wear my fox onesie all day at work so that totally counts as dressing up tho right??
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29 Neibolt ST (Monster Roommate AU) CH 30
Oh god this one got long but like so much happens man. And before you get mad I’m not sorry for what I did. Also I’m a sucker for Robert getting super proud of his trashpire and being unintentionally supportive. Like he goes out of his way to be a mean evil bastard but at the end of the day he’s secretly gonna be like “Don’t tell anyone but.. I’m proud of you and if anyone says otherwise I’ll rip out their organs. <3” he luv his trashpire. So yeah shit goes down have fun.
music for this chapter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY
play at the beginning for maximum comedic effect.
CH 30
Lets Get Ready to Die
“Mmmm Leech you’re so tense” Robert mumbled into her skin. “Do I frighten you love?” he smiled into her continuing his assault on her neck. He pulled slightly away when she didn't respond to his nips “Love?” he removed himself completely and stared at her blank face with a puzzled look. “Leechie?” he waved his injured hand in front of her face. He turned his head to see what had his nosferatu so stunned and before he could react she exploded out of his arms screaming like a banshee.
“ADAM!!!” She howled limbs flailing frantically through the crowd to get to the fleeing ghost from her past. “AAAAADDDAAAM!!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD YOU SON OF A BITCH” she roared and shoved an unsuspecting Chucky into the wall of enraged muscle that was Michael Myers. Who threw the former doll into the Babadook spilling the grief monster’s drink all over himself and his large new boyfriend Pyramid Head. The two former monsters stared at eachother from across the room and charged. Soon a domino effect of punches began.
“CLUB FIGHT!” Freddy yelled right before Jason broke a chair over him. Robert took off after his mate who could be heard shrieking obscenities over all the chaos around her. As a creature of destruction Robert was a bit impressed that his mate could cause so much discord and pandemonium within a matter of minutes. Maybe there was such a thing as destiny after all.
“I AM GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR ENTRAILS AND WEAR THEM LIKE A FUCKING SCARF YOU POMPUS PIECE OF SHIT” She screeched tearing through people to get to the man trying to shake her off. She finally caught up to him and smashed a bottle on a table pointing it at her ex-lover “I WILL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD AND MAKE MY MATE LICK IT OFF! GET READY TO DIE AGAIN FUCKER!” Leech let out a roar and charged but was smacked in the ribs by a flying bar stool, her small frame never standing a chance. Adam took his chance to slink into the surrounding chaos and Leech directed her rage at the person who threw the stool. Poor Ghostface didn't realize the mistake he had made till he felt the fist collide with his mask. Leech was fuming mad, how the hell was that manipulative asshole still alive? Ash must have fucked up the words again. This is what she gets for trusting a human. Someone pulled her off the poor serial killer and Leech spun around punching whoever it was in the nose, Freddy stumbled back holding his face “Jesus Fangs its me calm down!” he shouted
“He’s fucking back Fred! HE’S FUCKING BACK!”
“Yeah yeah everyone heard you screaming. You know, you didn't have to break my damn nose!”
“I need to kill him right now. I’m mortal at the moment and theres no doubt he’ll be after me!”
“Look you wanna have your little soap opera that’s fine, but lets focus on getting everyone back to normal first then you can go stabbing anyone you want yeah? I’m fuckin tired of being able to die.”
Leech stared at her friend her chest heaving and fresh blood poured from a cut on her forehead and onto her lip. She shut her eyes flicking out her tongue to taste it. “All right, fine. Let’s find the damn kid so I can get my revenge and get back to my god damn life.” she snarled.
The doors of the club opened and Uncle Bob entered the club with a still very confused Dracula in tow holding a dirty burlap sack.
“Man oh man Drac this sure sounds like……some…..party…what the hell is this?” the scene was pure chaos former monsters revealing their true natures and attacking eachother left and right, there were even a few small fires in the corner. The two stared in shock “We’re gone for three hours. THREE HOURS and you guys start a damn riot. HOW??”
“Leech did it.” Freddy pointed at the former vampire.
“I…..yeah I guess I did well shit….” she said looking around at the scene. “You know this is actually pretty impressive I’d be proud if the stakes werent high.” she gave the duo a cocky grin to which both elder monsters shook their heads to.
“Jesus Dracula you chose this walking disaster as your apprentience?”
“De ce este totul pe foc?” (why is everything on fire?) the older vampire responded wide eyed.
“I need to have a talk with junoir about his taste in women….speaking of where is the brat?”
“No idea actually…” Leech glanced around the room. “This could be a problem I may have accidently got him shit-faced.”
“You did what now?!” Uncle Bob stomped forward and bore down on her.
“Look I didnt know he was going to be a lightweight in human form!”
“I ASKED YOU TO LOOK OUT FOR HIM AND YOU PULL THIS SHIT?”
“I’m his mate not his keeper.”
“HES MORTAL RIGHT NOW AND A COCKY IDIOT AND YOU GOT HIM DRUNK!”
“Are you guys talking about Jingles?” Chucky said crawling out with Tiffany from under a table
“We saw him leave out the back.” Tiff said pointing to the back exit.
“Oh god he left the building?” Leech was starting to get worried now. She let her rage blind her once again and it put someone she loved in danger.
“Guys I know we all care about jingles’ well being but we only have a few hours left of halloween and if we dont find that little orange brat were stuck like this” Freddy complained dodging a thrown bottle.
“All right then grab the giant lets get the kid and fix this mess.” Uncle Bob grabbed the sack from Dracula and opened it seeing if there was anything useful to bring him out.
“I thought I saw him before Vorhees hit me with a chair he’s here somewhere.” Freddy grumbled and began to push back into the fighitng crowd the rest of the gang folling him. Leech turned the other direction of her friends heading for the back exit.
“Fangs come on.” Uncle Bob shouted.
“I’m going to find him.”
“Yeah and we’ll have better luck working together come on.” Freddy growled at her.
“No I’m going to find Adam. I’m going to find him before he kills me or Robert.”
“Leech this is not the time for fuckin heroics. Besides thats not really our forte.” the dream demon said stepping forward.
“Who said anything about being heroic.” the vampire said darkly pulling a large knife from her coat.
“Huh i thought this was an edge free event.” Tiffany chimed in slightly puzzled.
“Plucked it off Ghostface before he could use it on me.” she said cooly fiddling with the blade.
“Fine if you want to go save your stupid damsel in distress then by all means go get yourself killed once again because thats probably going to be the result.” Freddy rolled his eyes.
“Are you implying you actually give a shit about me Fred?” Leech smirked.
“Nah, you still owe me for that last half ounce. Can’t have you kickin the bucket till you pay me back.”
Leech smiled at the dream demon. “You know for a bunch of selfish murderers you guys sure are big softies.” the gang grinned back at her “Dont fuck up I expect to be bald next time I see all of you.”
“Go save your idiot Fangs.”
The former vampire tipped the knife to her head in a mock salute and slipped out the door.
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Leech briskly walked through the cool october air behind the night club. It was eerily quiet compared to the chaos inside and the ex-vampire tightened her grip on the stolen blade in her hand. With the 7pm curfew still in effect most people were off the streets at this hour leaving her alone and exposed. She had grown quite friendly with the night becoming nearly nocturnal since the sun rapidly drained her energy. This atmosphere was normally comforting to her but something felt off and she felt vulnerable. Leech approaced an alleyway and proceeded down the poorly lit path eyes darting around in the night. She was desprately missing her heightened hearing and nightvision right now. Something stumbled and shuffled behind her she wasnt alone. The vampire gripped her knife and spun around with a snarl only to have her wrist caught by a large hand missing a finger. Robert Gray held the side of his head and stared into his mates wild murderous eyes. Leech immediately released the tension in her muscles dropping the knife in her hand and falling into him.
“Holy shit youre not dead!” she gasped squeezing her mate tight as if letting him go would cause him to vanish.
“I feel dead” he grumbled his eyes were red and bloodshot he had clearly sobered up thanks to the cold. They broke apart and leech picked up her knife.
“Adam’s back.”
“I’m aware.”
“What are we going to do?”
“Same thing we always do, kill the problem.”
“I’m glad we’re on the same page.” she grinned at him. “I uh I was worried about you.”
Roberts lip twitched up slightly “Were you now?”
“Don’t make fun of me for it.”
“I’d never.” he smirked shoving her lightly.
“Liar.”
he chuckled and placed his hands on his mate’s cheeks his thumbs tracing over a fresh bruise. “Would you like to destroy our enemy with me my love?”
“Mmmmm I love it when you talk dirty to me.” she grinned up at him a slight blush grew on her cheeks.
He laughed and kissed the top of her head. “Its a date then.” robert whispered and pressed their lips together.
Leech followed behind he mate through dark alleyways till they got to the park in the center of town. She lightly touched Robert’s arm as they approached a large tree “Hey. there’s only an hour left of Halloween left and were still not back to normal.” she said with concern.
“If we are trapped like this then we’ll find another way. There’s always another way.”
“I just miss us….and killing things” she glanced off to the side “…but mostly us.”
“I know kitten.”
Robert held Leech close to him and stroked her hair. He rarely ever hugged her like this but figured now was an acceptable time to do it. The former clown sighed and looked up locking eyes with the small boy sitting in the tree eating a pumpkin lollipop. Robert froze in realization.
“You………YOU!” he shouted casting his mate to the side.
“Bob what the he- oh!”
“Grab him!” he hissed
The boy stood up on the branch.
“WAIT DONT LEAVE!” Leech shouted wishing she could still climb walls. The spirit leapt from the branch and Leech sprinted towards him. Robert closed the gap faster with his longer legs racing ahead of her and just barely grazing the burlap mask on his head. The kid was fast, unaturally fast. The former clown dove and grabbed the halloween god’s feet causing him to fall forward and drop his precious lollipop. Robert clawed at him yanking him back into his grasp the spirit began to make strange shrieking sounds reaching out with his small hands. Leech caught up to them panting and Robert pinned the child spirit to the ground in fury.
“CHANGE ME BACK!” he roared. The spirit squirmed and flailed in his grasp. “CHANGE ME BACK BEFORE I SPILL YOUR INSIDES!” the former clown slamed the spirit on the ground.
“Hey not really sure if shake and yell is actually going to work here Bob”
“STAY OUT OF IT LEECHIE!” he snarled at her clearly in a feral mood. The creature under him was reaching for something straining with his short little arms. Leech put too and two together and picked up the pumpkin lollipop. “Robert wait let me try something!” she shouted.
The former monster turned to his mate in fury. “Please! Shake and yell is clearly not going to convince him!” he was fuming mad and panting hard but stopped his assualt his grip still tight on the boy.
“Sam right? This is what you want yeah?” she held out the sucker and pulled it away before the boy could grab it “If I give it to you will you help us?” the spirit said nothing but its hand shot out reaching for its treat. Leech tenitavely held it back out to him and sam swiped it out of her hand. They stared at eachother for a brief second then the spirit stabbed Robert in the arm with the candy. The former clown roared in pain releasing the spirit.
“HEY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!?” she screamed after it as she tried to tend to her mate’s wound. “Don’t let him get away! go!” he shouted at her pushing her off. Leech got up to chase after the creature but before she could catch up to him something smacked it hard in the head with a metal pole. The spirit fell back and pumpkin seeds oozed out of his mask.
“One monster down two to go.” Adam growled and tightened his grip on the rod.
“You bastard!” Leech hissed.
“You’re the one who eats people. You know, the first thing I thought when I woke up was that I was going to rid this town of you horrible creatures. They’ll probably call me a hero.”
“You’re equally horrible Adam!”
“At least I dont kill people.”
“Pff People. What have people ever done for me other than rejected me for who I am? Now they are the sheep and I am the wolf. Its my turn to be on top.”
If there was one thing Leech never had when she was with Adam it was confidence. She had almost none when she first arrived at Neibolt. It wasn’t until she rejected her humanity and began growing close to the clown that she finally felt power. He may not have meant to, but Pennywise made her strong. Now standing in front of her arch enemy she radiated that strength. Leech took a few bold steps forward oozing confidence.
“I am the mate of the eater of worlds. I am the right hand of destruction. Go on,” she said with a wicked grin “Try to stop me, I’ll just kill you again and again until it sticks.”
“You also don’t have a weapon.” Adam smirked and spun the metal rod.
She opened her mouth to speak then shut it. “I-huh” she reached in her jacket for her knife. Leech went still remembering that she dropped it to help Robert. “Well shit.”
Adam grinned and charged her swinging the pole like a bat at her head. Leech braced for impact when a knife blocked the blow. “The right hand of destruction. I like it.” her mate grinned at her shoving her assailant back.
“Its a working title I havent committed to anything yet.”
Out of the corner of her eye Leech saw the little pumpkin spirit stumble to its hands and knees. She glanced over to robert who took a blow to his injured arm. “Go.” he hissed as blood spattered his face.
“Aw but I want to be the one to kill him again” she whined and Robert glared.
“Leechie go.” he snarled kicking Adam in the chest with a spider web patterned boot.
“Hey before I do, dont die all right?”
“Oh that I can promise dear, but you aren’t allowed to die either understand?”
“Been there done that.” she laughed. Robert smiled at her before being smacked in the side with the metal rod. Leech yelled but the look on her mate’s face told her to go and she knew he was right. Robert Gray was tough but he wasnt Pennywise and he wasn’t immortal. Leech began to run following the trail of pumpkin guts and seeds down an alley street.
The trail turned a corner but before she could round it she caught a glimpse of several figures making their way towards her. She spun around only to see several more behind her. The figures came to veiw. They were her fellow monsters from the party, all beat up and bruised being led by the hell priest Pinhead.
“VAMPIRE!” he roared as Michael Myers and Pyramid Head pinned her to the wall, the angry mob of former monsters gathered around them. “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?”
“Ok first, you can lead off with a simple hello its not that hard.” Myers slammed her into the wall hard and she nearly passed out from the impact. “Two-fuck-” she wheezed “I didn’t do anything, you all didn’t have to start punching each other.”
“You nearly destroyed my establishment!”
“Oh come on it wasn’t that bad!”
“Chatterer lost an eye!”
“How is that a problem?! He didn’t have eyes before!”
“That’s not the point!” the Cenobite leader growled “You will pay for this vampire. You may be the clown’s mate but you must suffer the consequences for your actions.”
“Now, now friends let’s not get carried away here-“ Leech laughed nervously as the mob closed in.
“Burn her!” someone shouted.
“Cut out her tongue!” came another. Clearly she wasn’t the most popular monster.
The mob drew closer and Leech began to panic. Robert was busy and her friends were no where to be seen. She was done for.
“AHEM!” a gruff voice shouted. Six familiar figures emerged from the darkness.
“If you all want to continue living in our little slice of murder heaven here I suggest you put Fangs down and help us out!” Freddy called out followed by the rest of her adopted family.
“Oh thank fuck” Leech sighed in relief.
“Everyone listen up, we got the pumpkin boy’s magic bag here and I got a feeling he wants it back. We find him, give it back and then we all go back to being our regular old spooky selves yeah? I don’t know about all of you but that sounds like a way better alternative than taking out our anger on a vampire.”
“Also Pennywise is currently fighting to the death out in the park so we kinda have to hurry. If he dies were all fucked.” Leech chimed in and glared at Pinhead. “So whats it gonna be? Cut out my tongue or help fix this mess?”
The hell priest sighed and shut his eyes “Perhaps we will discuss your punishment later vampire. Release her.” the two silent giants obeyed and Leech uncerimoniously dropped to the ground. She dusted herself off and walked to the head of the mob.
“All right everyone follow me.”
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Robert coughed and sputtered as he once again fell to the ground. He was injured, hungover and had an extreme disadvantage. The eldritch began to curse this human body’s weakness and hopped for his mate to succeed so he could return to full power. Once back to normal Adam wouldn't have the power of the necronomicon on his side and would be easily dispatched. Robert would just have to survive long enough to regain his powers then victory would be his. A kick to the head drew him back out of his thoughts. The former clown roared and slashed at his opponent with the stolen knife. Adam dodged and swung his metal rod down at Robert’s head who caught the weapon and kicked his enemy back. What was taking Leech so long the spirit was injured he couldnt have gone that far. He glanced over to where his mate had ran off to and saw her pinned to the wall by an angry mob. Fantastic. Of course hed have to do everything himself. Now he had to kill this intruder AND fight his way through an angry mob to save his mate. This day couldnt go any more wrong for him.
“You know clown I must thank you I dont think I’d ever be able to get control of my body back after the two of you killed it and let it become possessed.” Adam began. “The kandarians told me she died shorty after they stabbed her and I must ask you, did you enjoy tearing out her throat just as much as you did making her into a disgusting monster?”
Robert snarled and lunged at him. Adam caught him with the pole. “Disgusting?” Robert scoffed “You were a fool to throw away such a powerful creature, I simply did what you could not and unlocked her full potential. Your failure gave me my queen.” The former clown smiled wickedly.
“Yeah from what I saw over there with the mob, it wasnt much potential.” Adam smirked.
“You’re wrong. I think someone is jealous that their own creation has surpassed them.” Robert growled. Adam threw him off and slammed him into the back of a large tree. The former clown sneered and smashed his forehead into his opponent’s skull. They both stumbled then Adam roared and sprinted forward. Robert snarled back and met his assault with a charge of his own both headed straight for each other in a final burst of energy. With only one coming out on top.
Leech jogged out of the alleyway with the burlap sack slung over her shoulder the little pumpkin spirit nowhere to be found. Her small army of monsters followed behind her if she couldn’t find Samhain at least she could lead her troops into battle. And they would fight, no Pennywise meant no illusions and no illusions meant Derry was no longer safe for killers. She froze when she got to the tree the mob in back of her slowing to a stop as well. A man in a Spiderman costume stood pinned against it. A metal rod pierced through his gut and into the bark behind him. His body hung limp and blood dripped down from his plump soft lips. The vampire’s entire world crumbled in mere seconds. She was too late, Robert Gray was dead.
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Whoops I killed the clown.
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cristian’s birthday » event.
we forgot to post it so here it is!
kimi
kimberly didn’t want to be here. while she was fully in support of celebrating the birth of a god, she knew the chances of spending any time alone with him were slim to none. she watched as the mysterybusters tolerated each other, leaning against the wall with her phone in hand. she was considering faking an excuse to leave, but the idea of leaving without saying anything to cristian was too much. but she couldn’t talk to him directly. struck with an idea, she pushed off of the wall. “hey, guys,” she called, loud enough to get their attention. “who’s up for a game?”
isaiah
isaiah had been talking to ashley, when of course kimi interrupted, by calling out about wanting to play a game. isaiah couldn’t help but already get a bad feeling about said game, whatever it may be. he still didnt feel entirely right about being at a party since gina, and he honestly didn’t care about cristian or his birthday (in fact, he couldnt think of something worse to celebrate). but ashley had wanted to come, so of course… isaiah had too. isaiah took a sip from his bottle of beer, glancing around. “what kinda game? you sound like the guy from saw when you say that.”
blair (rip!)
“i’m sorry i didn’t know we were all in middle school,” blair speaks up from her spot in the room, eyeing everyone. she didn’t want to be here, celebrating the birthday of her best friend’s ex who, by the way, had cheated on her. it felt wrong but blair hated being left out of things and damaris was here too so that made it more tolerable.
julian
truthfully, the only reason julian tagged along with kimi was to make sure she didn’t end up sleeping with the birthday boy by the end of the night. he sat with a half-empty beer bottle, waiting for someone to pick a game. “spin the bottle is not happening.”
bryce
“but spin the bottle would be so fun!” bryce replied, his words slurred as he finished off his beer- tossing the can over his shoulder. lately he had been drinking more than usual but he didn’t care- it was relaxing.
vanessa
“we have enough drama without whatever spin the bottle would bring.” vanessa deadpanned, eyeing everyone in the group and lingering a little on bryce with a degree of exasperation, not quite able to believe her ears. like they needed THAT on top of everything else. on the other hand… “we could break out the ouija board,” was her suggestion, said with a small shrug as she sat back in her chair, “see if anyone wants to give some birthday wishes from the other side.”
sofia
sofia took a sip of her beer. she was happy to be at crisitian’s party, even if some of the other were not. she grinned when vanessa mentioned the ouija board, nodding. “ouija board? i’m totally down.”
daniel (rip!)
“absolutely not,” daniel said immediately, before the rest of the group got too behind the idea. it was the weekend; it was a party, they needed one night where they were just normal kids without all of the ghost bullshit. “no ouija board. what game do you guys wanna play?”
isaiah
isaiah held up his hands. “no. no. no board.” he said, exasperated, as he so often was whenever vanessa spoke. “i hate to agree with daniel. ” in fact, he hated daniel in general
bryce
reaching for a new beer can, bryce began to chant ouija board over and over again- not really stopping to think that, he wouldn’t enjoy that.
naomi
“yeah, no board. that’s why weird shit always happens to us— we fuck with the dead too much.” naomi commented, as if her opinion mattered. “let’s just play something dumb like truth or dare… or pictionary! better yet, let the birthday boy choose.”
cristian
“uh, yeah, that’s a big no,” cristian exclaimed, following along with the others’ protests, before he sipped the drink in his hand. he had been trying for so long to fight the demon on his back, using a ouija board at his birthday party would just be asking for it. could he just have a day where it wasn’t brought up ? upon hearing naomi’s suggestion, cristian shrugged. “i don’t really care. just something that doesn’t get in the way of me drinking.” his focus went back to the drink in his hand, but their blank stares egged him on, forcing him to speak up again a bit reluctantly. “or . . truth or dare, i guess? that sounds as good as anything.” he shrugged again, nonchalantly.
naomi
“truth or dare it is! who goes first?” naomi looks around at the group, raising her eyebrows. “that’s how it goes, right? i haven’t played this game in so long i literally forgot how to play it. well not forgot but just very iffy on how it’s supposed to be played.” this was the first time since the halloween party since naomi had been excited to have some real, non-threatning fun. no ghosts or demons, just her and her friends.
bryce
“i want to go first!” bryce cried as soon as he heard that they’d settled on truth or dare, nearly falling off of the couch in the process. he loved truth or dare- or well, he loved games.
isaiah
isaiah pinched the bridge of his nose, taking another long drag of his beer before deciding to just go with this inevitable disaster for now. he glanced over to where damaris was, and patted the spot next to him, for her to come sit. “i haven’t played truth or dare in like 80 years.”
blair
blair takes damaris’ hand and drags her to where everyone else is, sitting on the other side of her brother. “you ask someone truth or dare, if they answer truth then you ask them a question and if they answer with dare then you dare them to do something. not that hard… idiots,” she mumbles the last part, “so okay, i’ll ask bryce. truth or dare?”
bryce
“oh oh oh,” bryce responded, his eyes lighting up in excitement as he looked at naomi. he was so excited that was getting to start- this was just amazing, his dream come true. “uh- dare! wait no truth,” he responded, “wait no dare! okay that’s my final answer!”
damaris
damaris didn’t really care what they did, or where she was, so long as they could have just One quiet night. getting pulled around by blair was all well and good provided that it was done in a calm environment, though she was considerably happier when she was able to sit in place beside isaiah - best friend one side and about the only person in the group she felt happy and safe around, at this point, on the other. she watched bryce try choose with only vague interest, murmuring to isaiah as he struggled, “to think we coulda been finishing brooklyn 99 instead of being here.”
blair
“i dare you to… not say anything for the next three rounds. vanessa and naomi are already here, we don’t need another chatterbox in the group.” blair flashes him a fake smile, “who’s next?”
sofia
“oh, that’s such a lame dare!” sofia protested, shooting blair a look. “truth or dare is already less exciting than the ouija board, don’t make it stupid.”
bryce
a frown spread across bryce’s face as he heard blair’s comment, “b-but,” he stammered as he slowly sunk back on the couch, his arms folded across his chest. this sucked. blair was mean.
isaiah
isaiah couldn’t help barking out a small laugh at blairs ‘dare’. “alright. anyways. moving on.” isaiah said, wondering how he always ended up being the one moderating this. “somebody ask blair, or whatever. im getting another drink. anyone want one?”
alex
alex said plainly next to sofia, a smile resting lightly on her face, for once in her life content to be quiet ― half out of general distaste on being called on. “cariña, chill out, it’s not… that bad,” she told her friend. “i mean, truth or dare? not good. but not… that bad.”
naomi
naomi wasn’t even phased by her comment, “i— okay go off i guess…” she shoots bryce a sympathetic smile, looking at isaiah. “i’d like one if you don’t mind!”
julian
“yes,” julian called out, taking isaiah up on his offer. he hadn’t finished his, but worked quickly, chugging the last of it down. “bryce can’t even ask the next person,” he laughed, realizing that the game was now stopped. “who’s next?”
damaris
“do you want a hand?” damaris asked after two people had piled onto his offer, taking any opportunity to exit the game she didn’t have much desire to take part in.
isaiah
isaiah nodded, pointing to naomi and julian to show he’d get their drinks before looking at damaris. she definitely looked like she needed a drink. “i’ll get you one too.” he said, already shuffling off to the kitchen to see what he could grab up. he looked back as damaris called out, and hesitated, before realising she probably just wanted out. “uh yeah, sure. i can’t carry all these drinks myself.” he lied, with a nod.
sofia
sofia made a face and took another sip of her drink. "still–you know what? tonight’s for cristian. this is what he wanted.“ there was something about alex’s use of cariña that made her heart melt a little, but she ignored that feeling for now. "i’ll go next. somebody ask me?”
blair
blair smirked at everyone’s reactions and leaned back on her hands, waiting for someone to go. “okay! uh… truth or dare sof?” naomi spoke up, hoping to lighten the mood after the rude dare blair had given bryce.
damaris
“don’t want you spilling any!” she was already up and off her feet, stepping carefully around everyone else to join him in the search for more drinks, and more than happy to have even the briefest of escapes. “you as big a fan of the game as i am?” she asked him with a smile as she joined him in the kitchen, naomi’s voice carrying through from the other room. the sarcasm to it was obvious.
sofia
“dare,” sofia replied, leaning towards naomi expectantly, smiling. “always dare.”
naomi
“hm…” naomi tried to think of something good before an idea popped into her head. “i dare you to prank call nathan and act like you’re asking for a booty call.” she clapped her hands together excitedly, proud of herself for thinking that up.
isaiah
isaiah chuckled at damaris’ clear sarcasm. “yeah, i mean … if it makes the others happy, i guess we can both mutually suffer.” he nudged her gently. “plus side is, if we’re gone long enough i doubt anyone will even notice. i doubt we were prime truth or darers anyways.” he joked. he glanced around the kitchen before finding a stray bottle of vodka. “here, let me make you a cocktail. it’ll be good. promise.”
sofia
sofia laughed. “easy.” she pulled her phone out of her pocket, flipping through it for a moment to search for nathan’s number. “let’s see…ah, got it!” she put it up to her ear, finishing off the end of the beer as it rang on the other line. “nathan? it’s me, sofia. i was feeling really lonely, and i started thinking about you, and how guys in sweaters are just super sexy. and i know i complain about you telling me what to do all the time, but i can think of one place where i’d be happy to let you…call me back.”
julian
julian sat with his head in his hands, really hoping that isaiah would be coming back with another beer soon. or a gun.
damaris
“so long as my suffering doesn’t become me having to do one of blair’s dares… or truths. they’re probably just as bad,” she chuckled, softly, her affection for the friend she’d left sat inside obvious as her distaste for everything, as a whole. “i don’t know about you not being a prime candidate for it all, though- at least… two of the girls in there, wouldn’t mind getting dared to 7 minutes in heaven with you,” she teased, knowing he was a taken fella ( side eyes at verena ), and also knowing the group. if they had eyes, then they’d thought about isaiah in that way. she grinned and nodded, happily, trusting him totally with whatever it was he was about to make. “i’ll get julian and all their not-amazing-and-specially-made-by-isaiah-maxwell drinks, while you do!”
isaiah
isaiah couldn’t help grinning, as he so often did, just around damaris. he couldn’t help looking at her, even leaning in closer to drop his voice, in faux-flirtatiousness. “what about any of the girls in here?” he couldn’t help tease, before straightening back up, still grinning. “well, know that if i get to pick someone for truth or dare- you’re my prime candidate.” he wasn’t even joking either, he liked doing dumb stuff to and for damaris. he nodded, chuckling. “good idea. now what are you in the mood for? something strong, fruity, sweet, orr… ?” he asked, already grabbing up a few other bottles and inspecting them
nate
Nathan (who was enjoying a glass of wine he got in the clearance basket of Bottle King) was interrupted by the sound of his voicemail inbox pinging. He opened the message, listened, and promptly put his drink down to text the girl back. He had already gone into uncharted territory by going balls deep into Ash, he certainly was not going to try and frickle frack Julian’s cousin.
sofia
sofia blinked in surprise as his quick response. "oh my god,” she said, tilting her phone screen to show alex what nathan had said. she wasn’t that worried about it. who cares what the babysitter thought of her? she sent him a text back and she laughed, shaking her head. “he’s not gonna be able to look me in the eye on monday. amazing–okay, who’s next?”
damaris
she couldn’t even help it- she let out what could only be called a hoot of quiet laughter, struggling to try and sober herself for a play along and a, “oh, i’d definitely be the third girl,” before dissolving into her giggles for a minute. it was absolutely true that she’d once had a tiny ( maybe not so tiny ) crush on the boy before her, and back when he was a relative stranger, she certainly wouldn’t have minded being dared to anything with isaiah - but he was so much MORE to her than just someone nice to look at. he’d maybe become her best friend in the time they’d been rooming together ( sorry blair ) and that was, as they say, that. “consider yourself mine too,” she managed, finally, her mood well and truly upped as she moved about the kitchen, making the others some basic drinks, “why don’t you surprise me? anything isaiah maxwell approved is good by me.” and for once, she really wasn’t saying that to be her eager to please, always-willing-to-let-others-take-the-easy-route self - she trusted him, without rhyme nor reason.
naomi
“good job, sofia. didn’t think you’d go through with it.” naomi crosses her legs and rests her head on daniel’s shoulder. “you can ask anyone in the group now.” she answers.
blair
blair glares at naomi and daniel but says nothing, looking away and waiting for someone to hurry up and ask something so they can finish the dumb game.
isaiah
isaiah grinned, even bigger, as he got the desired reaction from damaris. he had to admit - he had fun with the girl. even when they were doing nothing. she was just so easy to talk to. “stop, you’ll flatter me. i might even blush, mari.” he said playfully. "damaris lennox wanting me? wait til the rest of the lacrosse team hears. they’ll lose their shit. .also, blairs truth or dares arent that bad. she .. as a whole actually … i dont know. shes different, kinda.“ he shrugged, not knowing how to explain it. "kinda feels like we’re actually family these days instead of two people arguing over a credit card.” he added, as a joke. isaiah glanced over at damaris once again, before nodding slowly. “sure.” isaiah said, already putting way too much vodka in the drink because he hadn’t seen damaris have fun in ages. he even carefully lined the rim of the drink with sugar crystals, to give her the full cocktail experience. “and you gotta drink the whole thing!” he added, hoping she hadn’t seen how much vodka he’d put in
daniel
as naomi rested her head on his shoulder, daniel was overcome with a wave of affection, not just for naomi but for the whole team. it made him so happy to see them all getting along (kind of). he wrapped his arms around the girls on either side of him, pulling both naomi and ashley closer. “sof, who’re you asking?”
sofia
“me? not go through with a dare? who do you think i am?” sofia scanned the group around her, tapping her finger on her chin as she considered her options. she raised an eyebrow at daniel, then crossed her arms. “since you interrupted my thinking, daniel: truth or dare?”
daniel
daniel raised his eyebrows and nodded as sofia spoke. “dare,” he answered, not wanting to risk any questions about him and naomi.
sofia
“alright. dare it is. i dare you…” she trailed off, leaving a dramatic pause. in truth, she was trying to find something to get him to do. “uh…take off your shirt. for the rest of the game. y'know. for science.”
damaris
“no one will ever believe you,” she replied with an easy smile, pausing in the pouring of julian’s drink to look over her shoulder at him, “and if i’m asked, i’ll play dumb.” ( writers note: “she’d watched ashley so much, it wouldn’t be hard” would be included here, if damaris was that Type of Character ). “blair’s not bad. not really,” was her swift response, her need to gas up the other girl at a time where it seemed almost right to, too much. it was nice to hear that they were getting on better - it’d always felt like she was friends with blair and then, separately, friends with her brother, and it wasn’t hard to see from either side the divide that had sort of existed there. “i’m glad to hear that,” she said, very genuinely, “i know she cares. about you, i mean- she cares about a lot of people, and things, more than she ever really lets on. it’s good that you two are doing better.” and then, because that was sappy and i, as a writer, shy from anything remotely so, she moved on again. “oof, the whole thing?” she was a little skeptic, of course, but always willing. “i promise i will, soon as we’ve got these back to the others- if they haven’t forgotten, they’re probably wondering what’s taking so long!”
julian
“maris! beers?!” he needed another before daniel’s shirt came off. for sure.
sofia
“ooh, bring me one too!” sofia called, waving her empty beer bottle in the air.
alex
alex pointedly looked away from sofia, nope, nope nope, that is NOT my friend she thought at a giggly loop. she also avoided looking at daniel (lest she not be able to look away) as she completely downed the rest of her drink. “do we have any more wine?!?” she called out towards them.
daniel
“alright, alright,” daniel said with a laugh. removing his arms from the girls’ shoulders, he used his newly freed hands to pull his shirt off. dropping it in ashley’s lap, his eyes scanned the room, deciding who to ask. “alex. truth or dare?”
alex
alex slowly dragged her eyes towards him, “you need jesus,” she murmured to herself. half the idea of not talking was not getting called on, and yet here she was, talking and getting called on. fucking god. “… truth. if i MUST, you profound scoundrel.”
daniel
“truth. truth, truth, truth, truth, truth,” daniel said, tapping his finger tips together mischievously as he considered what he could ask alex. “alright.” his eyes lit up as he decided, shooting her a smile. “are you and sof hooking up?”
isaiah
as more people called out for drinks now, isaiah realised they had been gone for a while. “shit. looks like people are missing us. julian seems to be missing you.” isaiah wiggled his eyebrows. “maybe you and julian could date. think of that! my two best buds. plus, julians handsome. and sweet.” isaiah couldnt help but always want to set up damaris with ANYONE so long as she stayed away from that demon (cristian). isaiah smiled then, warmly, because as always- damaris was just kind, and always willing to talk to him about anything, any time. “yeah, i agree. i mean.. i know she puts on this .. act. or show. but she’s not always like that. and its good to be reminded of that sometimes.” isaiah said, “you’re a really good friend, mari. not just to me.” isaiah poured lemonade now, as well as a splash of orange juice, and cranberry juice. he rummaged for a second, before topping the drink off with an umbrella. “ta daaaaa!” he presented the bright red drink to her. “WE’LL BE THERE IN A SEC!” isaiah called out, as he heard more people wonder about the drinks. “okay, how’d you go? find beer and wine and whatnot? gotta keep the people happy, huh?”
alex
alex slapped her hand on her knee, cheeks heating up at an absurdly quick rate and, with all her being, avoiding even thinking about sofia, looking at sofia, or answering that question. “DARE! i mean dare!” she coped out, like the coward her momma raised her to be. “dare!” where was that wine????
blair
“do you even know how the game works?” blair looks at alex, “you can’t change it once you’ve said it. now answer his question.”
sofia
sofia’s eyes widened, and she felt her face turning pink. she fell uncharacteristically silent. she stared at her empty beer bottle, as if she could will more alcohol into existence.
alex
alex decided to glare at blair firstly, and then turn to daniel. she went with her same flair, and replied evenly, “wouldn’t you just love that?” with that, she kissed sofia harshly on the cheek, leaving a dark red stain, before standing, “i have to use the ladies room!”
ashley
“wait!” ashley called out, not picking up on the awkward tension. “before you pee, ask someone else.”
alex
she, quite commonly, stomped her foot - way for ash to ruin a dramatic exit. “uh, you, go, my young padawan. t or d?” with that she continued her way out.
damaris
“his drink. he’s missing his drink,” she corrected, very, very quick to respond to isaiah’s matchmaking ( which was sweet, but very much unneccessory - in a way that was a very 'reality star after her 5th breakup of the year, in february’ way, she had long since resigned herself to a period of lonesomeness in aid of 'finding herself’, and it was going very well, she’d have you know ), “i think julian has eyes on someone else, 'zay. but he is very sweet, and definitely the top notch kinda guy i’ll look for some time in the future.” they were having such a wholesome moment, it was very easy forget that they’d left the main party for a REASON, and everyone elses shouts really put a damper on the wholesomeness. maris smiled back at him, kindly, taking the compliment that she was sure she didn’t deserve ( she hadn’t been a great friend of late to ANYONE, but it was nice he thought so ), maris very gratefully took her own drink from him with a 'thank you, isaiah. for everything! not just the drink.’ another smile ( because as a writer, i feel i haven’t yet exhausted my 'she smiled’’s), and grabbed what she could for the others that were yelling. “you grab that wine-” she nodded her head towards the bottle on the top, “and i’ll bring the beers-” they were already in her arms, and she finally made her way back through the door, handing off the nearest one to whoever it was close by.
ashley
“dare.” ashley answered, before leaning over to daniel. “what’s a padawan? should i be offended?” she whispered.
sofia
sofia stood statue-still, watching alex as she stood up with wide eyes. if this were a cartoon, she probably would have little hearts flying around her head. she un-froze, reaching up and touching her cheek lightly before clearing her throat. she made a point to not look at julian. or anyone else. “ISAIAH. BEER. PLEASE.”
bryce
Bryce had honestly lost track of how many rounds it had been- but he was still silent, instead choosing to spend his time throwing things at Micah.
naomi
“it’s something from star wars, i think.” naomi hears ashley’s question and decides to answer before daniel does, “i don’t know. nerd shit.”
micah
micah swatted the object from the air, sticking his tongue out at bryce. he wasn’t paying attention to anyone here, but he was very focused on not being hit.
kimi
“it’s from star wars,” kimi supplied, watching the two idiots, with her most pleasant voice. was it time for her to go yet? “actually, um, i think i left something in my car, is it cool if i step out to get it?” and never come back?
ashley
“ooooooooh,” ashley nodded, drawing out the word in exaggerated understanding. “i hope it’s not that ugly bear guy.” shrugging it off, she turned back to the rest of the group. “someone dare me.” alex had left, and ashley was too impatient to let the game stall.
cristian
cristian continues drinking, not keeping track of how much, already starting to feel a bit tipsy as he listened on with a curious brow., things getting a bit interesting.
isaiah
it had been hard of late, for isaiah to talk to damaris. she’d been distant, or just unaviailable since the halloween party. isaiah hadn’t felt like they were them for a while. until now. “julian has his eyes on someone?” isaiah couldn’t help repeating, surprised. julian hadn’t ever said anything to him. “you know.. i have a few guys on the lacrosse team. just say the word and you know they’d line up for you. court you even. it’d be like an episode of the bachelorette.” isaiah paused. “not that i watch that.” he added. fake bitch. he smiled, pleased when damaris took the drink. sofia joining in the yelling now. with a small sigh, he turned back, walking with damaris into the room. ( enter gif from community of troy entering with pizza and the place is on fire). “what the… where’d daniel’s shirt go? where’s alex?” he handed the drinks off to julian and sofia and naomi and whoever tf else wanted one. “you guys are all so damn impatient.” he said, with a shake of his head, sitting back down with them though.
julian
happily taking the next beer, julian popped it open, taking a good swig before pointing to ashley. “i dare you to watch a single star wars movie. once in your life,” he said, jokingly, laughing.
sofia
sofia opened her drink up and took a sip as quickly as she could, then headed over and sat next to cristian. there was still a giant lipstick stain on her face. “fuck this game, man,” she mumbled. she looked over at him, leaning forward and resting her chin in her hand. “are you having fun? it’s your party, after all.”
ashley
“i can’t do that,” ashley shook her head. “they look bad. okay, who hasn’t gone yet?” her eyes settled on the person that had dared her. “julian! truth or dare?”
isaiah
isaiah’s eyebrows raised, unsure as to why they asked julian how he felt about verena. this game was making less and less sense to him. “julian, do you ever pick dare?” isaiah couldnt help asking, genuinely curious.
sofia
“ah, well,” sofia replied with a shrug. “there’s always next year. and the year after that. and the year after that. and the year after…well, y'know.” she hit him softly with the back of her hand, trying in vain to rub the lipstick mark off of her cheek. despite her efforts, she just ended up with a big red mark. “shut up. probably more action than you’ve gotten lately.” she turned to the room, and yelled: “julian never picks dare 'cause he’s a wuss!”
julian
“i pick–” interrupted by sofia, julian frowned. “i do too pick dare! sober julian picks dare. after three beers, julian picks truth.” he raised his beer, taking another swig.
cristian
“the best reporter on the team ?” cristian mocked, glancing at julian with a confused look, finding his answer uninteresting, “weak. we all know you want to bone her, man. just admit it.” he rolled his eyes slightly, shrugging. then, as sofia hit him with the back of her hand, cristian let out a light laugh, which only continued as she tried to wipe the red off her cheek. “ more action than me ? please, ” he poked back smugly, shaking his head.
isaiah
“wait what?” isaiah’s voice was loud, cutting across every other conversation as he looked over at julian and nobody else. “what?” he repeated, and he felt this awful, awful swooping sensation in his stomach. “you… and vee?” isaiah wasn’t sure if it was just cristian being cristian, or if it was true- but isaiah felt terrible suddenly. mainly because he hadn’t thought about vee once that entire night, but also because he truly had never known anything about julian and verena. other then that .. isaiah had to admit he didn’t actually feel … anything, except for surprise.
blair
“yeah… vee your girlfriend. c'mon 'saiah, she and julian have been all heart eyes over each other for months.” blair figured her already knew that but alas.
isaiah
isaiah was nonplussed, “why didn’t anyone tell me ?” he couldn’t help ask finally, still looking at julian for confirmation. “y'all just let me date my best bro’s crush? that’s so uncool of me.”
sofia
“cristian…” sofia said, a warning tone creeping into her voice. she didn’t often find herself in this situation. still, she’d had enough to drink that she couldn’t quite verbalize what she wanted to say. “wait julian, is that true?” she just looked between her cousin and her friend a few times. she scoffed at cristian’s comment. “definitely more action than you. what can i say? the ladies love me.” she was starting to calm down, brush the kiss on the cheek off as a bit. something to tell daniel off. alex didn’t really like her like that…did she?
julian
“i don’t want to–no, hey–” julians voice was drowned out by all the other comments being thrown around. he put his beer to the side, sinking into his seat more, trying to avoid isaiah’s eyes. “he’s just talking shit,” julian said, refering to cristian’s unwanted comment.
bryce
bryce perked up at the sound of his friend’s name, eagerly looking around for her. once he realized that she wasnt there, he sunk back into the couch, as he took a sip of his beer.
isaiah
isaiah still looked unsure, especially because julian wasn’t meeting his eyes. “but blair said it too.” he couldn’t help pointing out, glancing over at cristian briefly. isaiah drank more of his beer down, trying to think of what to say or do now.
blair
“i sure did.” she crosses her arms against her chest and looks over at julian.
cristian
cristian wasn’t even phased. “what?” he declared, looking from julian to sofia and back, unmindful of the sensitive subject he had exposed and not really finding the awkwardness in the situation. “no shame, julian,” he shrugged, “forgot she was your girlfriend though, maxwell. oh well.” his tone came through with a carelessness.
julian
julian chose to ignore cristian, leaving sofia to deal with him. “blair, isn’t it your turn, anyways? come on, back to the game. truth or dare, blair?” he was quick to change the subject.
isaiah
isaiah shot cristian an unimpressed look, before looking back at julian. he still didn’t really want to let this go. “you’d tell me though, right? if you liked her. if you didn’t want me to date her.” isaiah repeated. he didn’t entirely believe julian right now.
blair
“yeah i’m not participating in this game. i only told bryce to shut up to save me from a headache.” blair shrugs her shoulders, "so find another contestant.“
bill nye-12/08/2017
bryce narrowed his eyes, his grip on his can tightening as he heard blair’s comment. sure he was probably being annoying, but did she have to be so mean? her words kind of hurt. "s-shut up blair,” he mumbled
daniel
“i’ll go,” daniel volunteered, just wanting to get the attention off the topic at hand and back on something slightly lighter. “do your worst, vega.”
julian
“yeah, i would tell you, man,” julian said, quietly to isaiah, aside from the group. more drunk than sober, julian really thought he was being convincing. “ah, yeah okay. truth or dare, daniel?”
sofia
“you…are trouble,” sofia said, not un-affectionately. “big trouble. like i said before, fuuuuck this game.” she became very interested in her beer again, then found herself staring at the door alex had left from. at the mention of the name, vega, she started paying attention to the game again. “ha, daniel is getting dared by both vegas.”
daniel
“dare, i guess,” he nodded as sofia made the decision for him.
julian
“you got the first one, i get this one,” he said, pointing over to his cousin. he then looked at daniel, shirtless, and laughed. “i mean, you’re already halfway there. take your pants off, dude. that’s your dare.” julian was desperate for any distraction he could make to turn the focus off of him.
daniel
with a sigh, daniel stood up, undoing his belt and pulling of his jeans, leaving him in just a bair of boxers. “next time i’ll have to pick truth, gotta keep some of my dignity.” his gaze darted around the circle, settling on cris. “birthday boy. truth or dare?”
naomi
naomi’s cheeks reddened as daniel undressed and she made sure to divert her gaze somewhere else to keep herself from drooling. x
bryce
bryce finds himself drawn to daniel, but after a few seconds of staring he adverts his gaze.
cristian
almost forgetting he hadn’t gone, cristian looked up from his drink when daniel called him out and gave the other a bold look, eyes unworried. “dare,” he said as if his response were obvious.
blair
as soon as blair heard daniel call cristian out, she knew what she had to do. “i dare you to tell us who you cheated on damaris with.” at this point, blair does not give (1) fuck about anything.
isaiah
isaiah glanced at damaris, who suddenly looked extremely, extremely sad. he felt a rush of anger, yet again, at cristian, and then looked at blair. “blair… come on, maybe we shouldn’t talk about this.” he couldn’t help putting a protective hand on top of damaris’, offering it a small squeeze and hoping to god they’d change the damn subject
cristian
cristian definitely wasn’t expecting that, his eyes widening as blair finished speaking. he knew that information was bound to get out eventually, but he didn’t think for a second that it’d be like this. part of him wanted to whine and complain about blair’s dare, and maybe it was the alcohol taking over, but he wasn’t the type to just give up defeat. especially when he had just called julian out for not being truthful. cristian gave ashley a subtle, sorry look before speaking, “well, she’s in this room,” he started vaguely, avoiding eye contact with damaris and taking as long as he could to answer the question.
blair
blair glares at naomi.
damaris
in the same way that she had never been able to avert her eyes from horrible events before her, like crashes on the freeway that were impossible not to look at as she drove by, there was some kind of morbid interest in what he had to say. she couldn’t help but WANT to hear the answer she hadn’t had in all the time since, even though her heartbeat was drumming hard and fast and isaiah’s hand on hers, suddenly, was urging her to want anything but. keep the peace. it’d be easy to do, like always - all she had to do was agree with him, shoot down blair’s idea, and let what cristian said fall on deaf ears. let the night go by, without incident. they could have one, NICE night, if she just choked back her words and let someone else change the subject. but she was so sick of it - she was so sick of being nice, and of letting things go by unsaid because she didn’t want to cause a fuss, of letting her feelings fester and mold instead of acting on them. and in spite of better judgement, of knowing that it wouldn’t lead anywhere good, she cleared her throat and said directly to cris, after a long moment had passed, “you don’t see how that’s… worse than not saying anything at all, do you?- because…- because if you hadn’t said THAT, then i wouldn’t be sat here looking at ALL of my so called friends, and wondering if they…- if they were part of ruining what we HAD. instead of just… being honest, and decent, for once in your life, you’re dodging the question, and making everything WORSE, like… like you always do.” a pause, to catch her breath, and then she wa piggy backing on blair’s dare- “who WAS it, cristian?- which one of our friends did you screw on the side?”
isaiah
isaiah kept his eyes on damaris, feeling his own heart twist in pain for her. damaris was the last person who deserved to be treated like this, and seeing her this upset made isaiah want to truly whisk her away, back to the safety of their flat, and watch brooklyn nine nine. suddenly, he really regretted bringing her with him, and playing this dumb game. maybe they should have just stayed in the kitchen. “mari.” he said softly, but he didn’t know what else to say, or do. it was just painful to see her like this. “blair, why’d you have to bring that up?” isaiah couldn’t help adding, before looking over at cristian. “and you’re a real asshole, dude.”
bryce
bryce chewed on his lip as he noticed the tension in the room, his eyes immediately going towards damaris, to see if she was okay. she wasn’t- but he wasn’t sure what much he could do. she probably wouldn’t want his drunkass trying to hug her, so he settled for a small, sympathetic smile.
blair
“why? because i’m tired of having liars and backstabbers in this group.” blair replies, “and damaris doesn’t deserve to have the truth being hid from her. so, cristian, grow some fucking balls and tell us who you slept with.”
ashley
ashley could feel her heart pounding against her chest as cris answered, her eyes dropping to daniel’s shirt that was still in her lap, her fingers wrapping around a loose thread. her heart broke as damaris spoke, knowing how she felt. she didn’t know if cris would say it was her or not, but she didn’t even give him the chance. “it was me,” ashley blurted out, finally looking up and meeting damaris’ eyes. “i’m sorry damaris, i didn’t know you, or even that you existed. i was gonna say something as soon as i found out, but,” her voice trailed off, not wanting to put that blame on cris.
cristian
ashley spoke up before cristian had the chance, his mouth half open as if it were about to speak but then, with the secret coming to light, his face froze at the blonde’s confession. there wasn’t many times in his life where he was left speechless, but he honestly didn’t really know what to say. “yeah, well,” he mumbled to no one in particular, “there ya’ go.” cristian knew it had to be awful for damaris to have to hear that, especially after all this time– but it had to come out eventually, and at this point, there was not much he could do but accept the consequences. his eyes diverted to the floor for a moment before glancing at damaris with a mix of uneasiness and guilt. “i’m uh– sorry too,” he decided to add, nodding awkwardly, his voice low as he dug his teeth into the bottom of his lip, “sorry you had to find out like this.” his jaw clenched stiffly, uneasy with the vulnerability of the situation, but a part of him did actually feel bad.
blair
blair let out a laugh as ashley spoke up. OF COURSE she was the mystery girl. and to top it off, cristian confirmed it. “you’re literally such a moron. why are you on the team? let me guess you spread them open for daniel too.” she glares at naomi and daniel before her gaze is back on ashley, “and the fact that you never told damaris… why? to keep cristian from not talking to you or what? my god you’re like a free for all, ashley. is there anyone you haven’t slept with? i’m sure that list is as small as your brain.”
isaiah
the stilted 'im sorry’ from cristian had isaiah glaring even more so at the boy now. isaiah tried not to groan at ashley’s admission. he closed his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose. couldn’t they all just have one night? one night without this crap? without someone sleeping with someone, or somebody kissing somebody else? isaiah didn’t look at ashley, instead fixing his gaze on cristian. “you’re sorry ? wow, that sounds so genuine dude. and you know what? you’ve totally fixed it. damaris is the nicest girl any of us have ever fuckin’ met and you destroyed her. do you think about that? or anything other then yourself?” isaiah couldn’t help snapping. as blair began speaking, isaiah’s eyes closed once again. “blair” he said, sharply.
blair
blair hummed and pointed to isaiah as he spoke, “he’s right. a half assed sorry isn’t going to fix everything, you fucking idiot.” she rolled her eyes as isaiah said her name, “what, isaiah? you’re mad because ashley’s given it to everyone except you? jesus christ you deserve better than someone who has an open twenty four hours sign in between her legs and knows how to count to four.”
isaiah
“blair, for once in your life: shut the fuck up.” isaiah sniped, “ashley can do whatever she wants, its her fuckin’ body.” his eyes finally went to ashley. “so long as it doesnt hurt people.” but it had. it had destroyed damaris, and neither her or cristian had ever said anything. isaiah knew ashley probably didnt intentionally hurt damaris, but it was still awful news, all around
blair
“how about you—” blair doesn’t reply, instead she gets really quiet and sighs. “fine.” she’ll remember this like a true scorpio.
naomi
as soon as the insults began to leave blair’s lips, naomi went to sit next to ashley and wrapped her arm over her shoulder. “don’t listen to her.” she gives the blonde a reassuring smile. she’s been the target of blair’s wrath before and it was never pretty so the only thing naomi could suggest ashley to do was to just stay quiet.
micah
“fuck off, blair.” it was the first thing micah had said all night. usually, he and blair didn’t butt heads. they were similar, in some ways, and it was why he kind of liked her. but he liked ashley more, and he wasn’t gonna let her be talked about. “it’s her body, and she can do what she wants with it. she doesn’t owe anyone shit.”
cristian
having been initially stunned by it all, cristian was suddenly shot back into reality once blair started to go off. “ hey, hey! no need to attack ashley like that, okay ? just quit it, blair,” he spoke up, his brows drawn in frustration, the intensity of the sitation pushing him to intervene. “ it’s not all on her. i’m definitely more at fault than she is. so just–“ he ran a hand across his face, sighing deeply, evidently annoyed with how shit had gone down hill. cristian rolled his eyes at the maxwells now turning to him with the harsh words, having had enough with people messing in his business. "yes, i’m fucking sorry. what ? i can’t say sorry ?” he spat back, palms out, getting heated, “ i’m well fucking aware that’s it’s not going to fix everything, dude.” eyes narrowed at isaiah. "and i rather not have to explain myself or plead for fucking forgiveness in front of all of you, when there’s really only one person it concerns.“ he took another heavy sigh, his anger rising.
julian
he didn’t want to draw any attention to himself, but julian had reached the bottom of his beer three blair-drags ago. he quickly rose out of his chair and practically ran away to the kitchen.
damaris
she’d been at peace with it. that was the WORST part - damaris had, in one sense of the words, let it go. her heart still ached when she thought back to what they’d lost, and there were times that she had caught herself looking towards cristian with a crushing sort of sadness at what he’d done ( her mind straying more than she’d admit to the other party, and who she was… question now answered ), but she’d done what she could to move on, and it had shown. ask anyone - they were getting on, now, better than ever. if she closed her eyes then and there instead of wasting all her time staring across at cris, eyes tearful, then she could even conjure up the image of him bending his head over the birthday cake she’d made, and hear their easy back and forth. easy. that’s what it had become, to be around him, to talk to him, or at least… what it was getting to. her heart was MENDING and she was better for it - and then blair had brought it up. she knew her friend had, in her heart of hearts, meant well. whatever her motivations, she had, in a way, meant to do good. but the road to hell was paved in good intentions, and knowing that it was ashley - the girl she’d smiled across the room to every morning since she’d joined, the blonde she’d been so HOPING would end up with the very boy who’s hand she now tore her own from, didn’t make it any better. it didn’t make her feel RELIEVED, to know, and to not have to look at naomi, and kimberly, and vanessa, and the others, and wonder who it was. no - knowing didn’t make ANYTHING better. it just brought it all back again, everything she’d felt when it had first happened. it reopened the wound she’d managed to close, and standing up, damaris was done. she’d gotten what she wanted and she was DONE, with cristian, with ashley, with the whole entire group of people who had until then been sat around celebrating her ex boyfriends birthday."thank you, for your apologies,” her words were stiff and stilted, the lack of emotion behind them startling considering that at current moment, her hands were shaking violently and her heart seemed fit to burst from her chest, “they mean a lot.” they didn’t. it was obvious, they didn’t, but she didn’t care. damaris’ gaze leveled with blair, and she added before anything more could be said, “don’t, blair. DON’T DO THAT. i…- i- you being nasty is just… it’s so uncalled for, right now. don’t pick on her, and insult her, and… and belittle her choices, because you think you’re standing up for me, because you’re NOT. nothing you just said to ashley has made me feel ANY better, and nothing else that comes out of your mouth WILL, so for once just shut up, and stay out of it.” it hurt her, to be so blunt to blair, but it was so important for her to know - for her to let her know, that ripping into another girl didn’t make damaris feel any better at current moment. it took two to tango. they could say all they wanted about ashley, and cristian, but it didnt’ change what they’d done, and it didn’t help. what would help, she knew, was getting herself out of a situation that was making it difficult for her to breathe - and with one final look around ( mostly for dramatic effect by me ), damaris carefully stepped around them all, and made her much needed exit with a softly spoken, “night.” over her shoulder.
ashley
ashley nodded, leaning into naomi’s touch. she wasn’t planning on saying anything; what could she say? blair was right, except for the sleeping with daniel part. and blair should be defending her friend. she shot both micah, cris, and isaiah a small smile, thanking them for defending her.
blair
“oh you guys don’t piss cristian off too much because then he’s going to go off on another killing spree and blame it on the ghosts!” she says sarcastically, still not over the silverwood thing. however as damaris started talking and directed all that attitude at her, blair had just about enough. “oh whatever damaris. i’m tired of you acting like such a weak and soft person and for what? only to be walked all over? cheated on? you’re a mess and trust me when i say that i don’t want to get involved with you or your dumbass drama again. so consider me staying out of it, forever.” she glares at damaris as she leaves and waits a few minutes before gathering her things and leaving as well.
isaiah
there was a beat of silence after damaris spoke, and then stood and walked away. isaiah was speechless. he’d known damaris for a while now and he’d never, ever, ever seen her so heartbroken. he’d never seen her look so destroyed and upset, and he couldn’t help it. isaiah’s attention turned back to cristian, as he stood up now too. “mari-” he called out, knowing it was too late and she’d gone. she probably needed alone time, but that didn’t mean isaiah couldn’t at least try. he turned, to face cristian properly, his palms balling into fists as he glared at the stupid male. “man, you aren’t trying to fuckin’ fix anything. stop pretending like you have some redeeming quality to you, the only reason half of us are here is because of the free alcohol. nobody gives a shit its your birthday because nobody gives a shit about you.” isaiah couldn’t stop, he was on a roll as he walked right over to cristian, for no discernible reason. he thought of this asshole with slimy gross hands touching ashley of all people, and that was what pushed him over the edge. isaiah didn’t realise he’d lifted his arm until it was too late, and then … he was punching cristian right across the jaw.
naomi
“daniel put your clothes on you look like an imbecile.” naomi mutters, grabbing the shirt from ashley’s lap and throwing it in his direction. “you wanna go get something to drink? i know julian’s in the kitchen!”
julian
even though he had ran away, julian kept an ear to the room where the team was, hearing mostly everything that was being yelled at each other. it wasn’t until he heard the sound of the fight beginning that he actually did anything about it. “whoa!” he called out, rushing out of the kitchen. “two fucking seconds–god dammit,” he muttered, looking to daniel. “ah, you get cris?” he said, figuring he would grab isaiah.
cristian
“oh, fucking save it, ma–” cristian started to say, waving off isaiah who was now standing above him, but before he could even finish his sentance, he felt a heated force collide with the side of his jaw, sending cristian through a whiplash of emotions. and just like that, that was all it took. as cristian brought his head back to look isaiah square in the face with such irritation, he almost wanted to laugh. “wrong move, maxwell,” he hissed between his teeth, still soaking up the pain of the punch to the face. it was as if he had been waiting so long for this moment. all the tension and hate had finally built up between the two, and it was all coming to light. almost immediately following, cristian got up with the same force as isaiah had and immediately reciprocated the other���s punch, his body clashing with his opponent’s as the two began to entangle themselves in a brawl.
daniel
daniel had just finished putting his clothes back on and was already on his way over to isaiah and cris when julian returned. he nodded silently at him, moving over to cris as quickly as he could, but was a few seconds too late. flinching as cris threw a punch, daniel gabbed on to him and tried to pull him off of isaiah. “dude, c'mon. let it go. you guys are even now.” couldn’t they just have one night?
julian
julian entered into the fray at the same time daniel did, pulling isaiah back away from cristian, trying not to get hit himself. “you’ve made your fucking points,” he groaned.
micah
“shit. cris, dude–” he tried to grab his best friend, in hopes of pulling him off of isaiah. while micah liked isaiah, and had the confidence that he could take just about anyone else, cristian would eat him alive. “dude, stop. both of you.”
vanessa
“Well,” from her place sat in the corner, clutching her drink like she’d just been on a wild rollercoaster and had to keep it safe ( which is what the past ten minutes had felt like ), Nessa let out a low whistle under her breath announcing to them all, “Your display of testosterone is really, really cool and all- really, I think Naom.. some very eager beaver might just PEE herself … or himself, with all these hot men bickering right in front of her, or him, but- maybe you should both ask yourselves very carefully, 'does it solve anything to punch my foe again and again’? And if the answer is no, then.. don’t.” She paused, considered, and then clarified ( though she didn’t expect her words to do any kind of good ), “this isn’t a test, the answer is very much NO, so quit it and drink your problems away like normal people.”
kimi
kimberly… well, she planned on leaving. and she wanted to, really. then the game got interesting, and she wasn’t the type to miss a good show. it wasn’t like she didn’t already know cristian and ashley were fucking. it was how she and cristian met, really. but she did feel a sting in her chest, having to hear it announced to the whole group. she hated it. but, apparently, not as much as everyone else. she sat back and watched as the group imploded. she wasn’t surprised by that either; any “pure, wholesome night of good, pure fun” was bound to be ruined by either ashley’s stupidity or someone else’s big, fat mouth. (or lana’s dramatic ass passing out. whatever.) as fun as that was to watch, nothing quite compared to watching cristian attack isaiah. she bit her lower lip, suppressing a smile. oh, she’d be having good dreams tonight. she listened to what nessa said, giving her a small fraction of her attention, as her eyes followed cristian’s form. “drinks would be good,” she commented in response to vanessa. her voice might’ve been a little high pitched, but she could blame that on nerves. and not the fact that this fight was turning her on a little.
cristian
chest heaving with adrenaline, cristian eventually allowed himself to be pulled from isaiah, his eyes still rushing with fury as his two friends stopped him. he didn’t say anything – just gave isaiah a dirty look as their fight came to an end, and nodded reluctantly to micah and daniel at his sides, his arms settling. he wasn’t one to give in easily, so his chin still held up superiorly as he turned away.
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Personal
1- How are you? okay
2- Post a picture of yourself. no
3- Do you ever wish you were someone else? all the time babey
4- What is your entire name? ...
5- How old are you? ...
6- Age you get mistaken for: i get mistaken for the 10-15 range
7- Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality: canerr yes
8- What did you do on your last birthday? minions (9from despicable me))
9- What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday? be more chill
10- What is your hair color? dark brown
11- Have you ever dyed your hair? when i was like 6
12- What is your eye color? greenish blue
13- If you could change your eye color, would you? no
14- Do you wear contacts/glasses? yeah
15- Your opinion about your body and how confortable you are with it: i dont like it
16- Have you ever considered plastic surgery? What would you alter about your body? no
17- Say 8 facts about your body:short,incredibly thin,ugly, bad teeth, long hair,small hands,idrk what else
18- Do you have any tattoos?no
19- Do you have any piercings?no
20- Left or right handed?rgiht
21- What’s your sexual orientation? pan and maybe ace idrk
22- Do you drink? no
23- Do you smoke? no
24- Do you have any pets? yeah
25- Where do you work? i dont have a job
26- Something you are working on right now: PETA post
27- Do you have any “rules” about food? no
28- Where are you from? NEW YORK BABEY
29- What would you say is your best quality? people think im kind
30- What do you think you’re really good at? being depressed
31- What do you think you’re really bad at?everything really
32- What talent do you wish you’d been born with? art
33- Are you a bad person? yeah
34- Are you nice to everyone? i try to be
35- Say 3 facts about your personality: sad,lonely,angry
36- Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? no
37- What is your ideal bed? Why? soft. comfy!!
38- Did you wake up cranky? no
39- Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? no
40- What do you think about the most? killing myself
41- Share 2 habits: crying, tapping my hands on my computer to music
42- What you want to be when you “get older”? i dont see myself “getting older”
43- What are your career goals? none
44- What is your ideal career? musician or artist, or FBI or NASA
45- Is your life anything like it was two years ago? no
46- Do you replay things that have happened in your head? yeah :(
47- Have you ever had an imaginary friend? im lonely so i rant to fake versions of my friends so maybe
48- Say 10 facts about your room: dirty, swords and blankets all over, i sleep on the floor,i have a garbage can for sprite exclusivley, boxes all over. idrk what else
49- Do you have any phobias? i dont say my fears
50- Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? no
51- Are you allergic to anything? If so, what? no
52- Ever broken any bones? no
53- Ever come close to death? all the time babey
54- Things you like and dislike about yourself: nothing, everything
55- A random fact about yourself: i find it strange people like me
56- What are three things most people don’t know about you? sexual orientation, mental state, my likes
57- An unknown fact about your life: im not comfortable sharing the only one i can think of
58- Share something about yourself others might think is weird: im a loner
59- Five weird things that you like: idrk
60- Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this? no
61- Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? no i dont have one
62- Describe yourself in one word/sentence:im not good at these
63- A quote you try to live by: i tell myself not to be like my past self
64- Leave me a compliment: youre probaly nice
Favorites
65- What is your favorite thing to do? talk to friends
66- What’s your favorite color? prurple
67- What’s your favorite band/singer? gorrilaz
68- What’s your favorite movie? good burger
69- What are your favorite books? the last wild series
70- What is your favorite quote and why? none
71- What is your favorite word? none
72- What is your least favorite word? none
73- What is your favorite type of food? spaghetti
74- Your favorite ice cream? vanilla
75- What’s your favorite animal? axolotl
76- Dogs or cats? both
77- Describe your favourite texture: ??
78- What is your favorite flower? none
79- What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex? anything good
80- What is your favorite season? spring or winter
81- What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die? italy,france,new orleans,canada,australia
82- What are four things you can’t live without and why? idrk
83- Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? idk
84- What’s your favorite television show? steven universe
85- Favorite place to shop at? i dont buy stuff
86- Say 2 facts about your favorite things: i use it to talk to my friends and listen to music
Family, childhood and places
i cant really answer most of these so instead of blanking it i just delted it
Friends
101- Would you ever smile at a stranger? yeah
102- Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? both??
103- Who is someone you never tire of? nobody really, i love everyone but i need breaks
104- Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? no
105- Who is your most loyal friend? idk
106- Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? no
107- If your best friend died, what would you do? be more sad
108- A reason you’ve lied to a friend: didnt wanna hurt the,
109- Have you ever felt replaced? all the time babey
110- Say 5 facts about your bestfriend(s):dont have one
Relationships
cant answer most of these, ask them if you really wanna know ((same goes for childhood and family))
Music, movies and books
175- How often do you listen to music? all the time babey
176- What kind of music you like? chill rock music
177- Do you like to dance? alone yes
178- What was the first concert/show you attended? none
179- Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? no
180- Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past: ...
181- A song that’s been stuck in your head: Room Where it Happens
182- Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play:...
183- A book you want to read/have recently read: The Maze Runner
184- Describe your dream library: good books, lots.
185- Last movie you just watched: captain underpants :(
186- Do you like watching what type of movies? horror
Situations and crazy things
187- You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done? arm maybe?
189- What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for? weed
190- If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be? dave or karkat
191- You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to?split it to my friends or the poor
192- If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? undo everything past me did
193- If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? sodium or tellerium, its in the name
194- If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 2016
195- You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? idk
196- If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? ill disclose a fear: amusment parks, i wouldnt design a ride dawg
197- What is the first curse word that comes to mind? is that a thing that happens to people
198- What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be… my birthday, probaly my birthday
199- Halloween costume idea? idk
200- What are you supposed to be doing right now? nothin really dawg
201- Currently wanting to see anyone? yeah
202- Why you follow me? i dont
203- If you met me what would you do? have a panic attack
204- Leave me a ridiculous question: no
205- Leave me a cute message: you hot dawg
Opinions and beliefs
206- Is the cup half full or half empty for you right now? its typically always empty
207- Do you believe in fate/destiny? no
208- What you wish for on 11:11? to be happy
209- Do you consider yourself lucky? What’s your good luck charm? no, none
210- Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? YESYESYES
211- What is your religion, if any? i dont disclose this
212- Would you go against your moral code for money? no
213- What’s more important to you: strength of the body or strength of the mind? mind
214- How important you think education is? p important dawg
215- If you were the president, what would you do? alot homie
216- If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? stop unreasonable hate
217- Is it the thought that counts? Or is that phrase circumstantial? the thought i guess
218- If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? the same as everyday be sad and liosten to musoc
219- Which movie character do you most identify with and why?i dont watch movies
Feelings and Others
220- Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? procrastinator
221- Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance: ill just desricbe it: my friend told me someone i wanted to be friend with wanted to be friends with me
222- Say 5 things you love unconditionally: music, HS, my good friends, musicals, art
223- What motivates you in life? people would be upset at me if i killed myself
224- Something that you’re proud of: halexander and roxy fullmetal homestuck follow me
225- Five words/phrases that make you laugh: none
226- Share the story of something that makes you smile: me befrending you guys!!
227- Something you always think “what if…” about: i was dead
228- What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? my friendships, i learned they were bad people
229- Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life:every experience is an awkward one
230- Something/someone that you miss:my friends kennedy and ellie
231- Are you over your past? no i still hate it and wanna die because of it
232- What is your saddest memory? all of mine are sad IMO
233- One of the hardest moments in your life: i dont wanan share this
234- Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? everything.
235- What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about? tell people i like anime
236- What was your most embarrassing moment? i had a breakdown in math class
237- Share one of your fears/insecurities: no
238- Something you’re currently worrying about: what if my good friends dont like me
239- Have you done something you regret very much? i cant elaborate this enough everythign i regret
240- If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be? EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING
241- Does anyone hate you? alot of people i assume
242- Do you hate anyone? yeah
243- Are you good at hiding your feelings? yeah
244- What’s something you hide about your personality? sad
245- How do you approach social situations? anxious
246- Are you a social or an antisocial person? antisocial
247- Are you an introvert or an extrovert?introvert
248- Do you care if people talk badly about you? yeah
249- How do you deal with criticism? accept it
250- How you hope your future will be like? dead or not dead and happy
251- What’s something that scares you about the future? ill learn the people i know dont like me
252- Five intems you lust after:what
253- One thing you’re excited for: talking to my friend
254- Describe the most terrifying/strangest/beautiful dream you’ve ever had: i dont remember dreams
255- Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? no
256- Who is your celebrity crush? no
257- Make a confession: ive almost killed somebody
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101 Writing Prompts
1. “I didn’t know you two were related.” “We didn’t either.”
2. “I’m not saying I’m gay, but I would be if they were asking.”
3. “I’ve tried my hardest to fall for you, but it’ll always be them.”
4. “I don’t think anyone’s ever said that to me before.”
5. “I didn’t even want to come to this party. You lied to me about the pinata.”
6. “Spin the bottle is such a cliché. I’m in.”
7. “I have to go in there with you? I didn’t sign up to play 7 minutes in hell .”
8. “That’s not how you pronounce my name and I’m not even sure you tried.”
9. “Are you new here?” “We’ve been in the same math class for six years.”
10. “You really shouldn’t touch that… I told you.”
11. “I recognise you. Do you have a dog.”
12. “ You’ve never seen Harry Potter? ”
13. “Can’t we just lay here for a minute?”
14. “We have to stop running into each other like this.”
15. “Is it weird if I say that your dad’s really hot?”
16. “I know it’s 2am but can we meet up?”
17. “I don’t know how we ended up sleeping together but I know I’m mad about it.”
18. “Whatever you do, just don’t tell anybody!”
19. “I don’t come here often, it brings back unwanted memories.”
20. “They told me I’d forget about you; that I’d move on but it’s been three years and here I am.”
21. “I’ve waited so long for this moment, but now it’s here I don’t know how to feel.”
22. “You can’t just say that and then disappear!”
23. “I always hear my neighbour playing this beautiful music, but I’ve never actually met them.”
24. “Would it be alright if I pet your dog?”
25. “I’m so sorry to bother you this late but an owl got in my house and I have no idea how to get it out.”
26. “We can’t call the police! They’ll never believe us!”
27. “Why are you buying plane tickets? Are you leaving?”
28. “I swear I’ve seen them before in a dream.”
29. “I don’t want to be your partner either but we have to get this assignment done.”
30. “I never hated you, you just make me feel things I don’t understand.”
31. “It’s your fault, and I don’t think this is something you can fix.”
32. “This isn’t easy for me either.”
33. “I would never do this to you if I didn’t have to. You know that, right?”
34. “Can you at least promise me that?” “I don’t think I can, not this time.”
35. “I’m sorry but it’s very hard to focus when you’re dressed like that.”
36. “On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard to you want me to hit you?”
37. “I’d be scared if I were you.”
38. “You can’t go in there alone .”
39. “This seems like a lot of effort to go to for a mediocre joke.”
40. “Delete that picture right now or Mr.Snuggles gets it!”
41. “You didn’t go through my photos did you?!”
42. “Uhhh, I went through your photos and I have some questions.”
43. “I swear to god, if you tag me in one more bad meme I’ll make you regret it.”
44. “I really want to kiss you right now. I know I shouldn’t, and somehow that makes me want it more.”
45. “You have individual ringtones for everyone? What’s mine?”
46. “ Why wouldn’t you lock the door? ”
47. “Did you know kissing burns calories?” “I’m happy with my weight, thanks.”
48. “Your bad pickup lines aren’t cute, they’re just bad.”
49. “I’ll give you fifty bucks if I can take you to Christmas dinner and tell my family we’re together. They always ask if I’m dating and I can’t have that conversation again.”
50. “I don’t think you’re ever too old for trick-or-treating.”
51. “We’re dressing up for Halloween this year and that’s final.”
52. “I forgot what we were fighting about in the first place.” “I didn’t.”
53. “Fuck you.” “Not with that attitude.”
54. “90% of people admit to having at least a slight bondage kink, and 10% are lying about it.”
55. “I don’t understand why you won’t just use a map on your phone.”
56. “You know my house has a door? You don’t always have to use the window.”
57. “The truth is, my friends dared me to ask you out, but I’m really glad they did.”
58. “You know, I was joking in that birthday card when I said I’d help you hide a body.”
59. “Can we please turn off this song.” “But it’s a masterpiece .”
60. “I’ve known you for two years and I think I’ve been saying your name wrong the whole time.”
61. “Wow, you really are blind!” “Thanks for the update, can I have my glasses back now?”
62. “It might be petty but you borrowed my pencil three weeks ago and I’m gonna need it back.”
63. “I think they have a crush on you, which sucks because I’m kinda into them.”
64. “Just go and talk to them, they dont bite!” “What if biting turns me on? If they dont do it then what’s the point?”
65. “You can’t say that in front of children!”
67. “Seven years old is practically an adult.”
68. “Dude I ordered this on eBay and you have to see what they sent me.”
69. “I didn’t realise it meant so much to you.”
70. “I wish I was sorry, but I don’t regret any of it.”
71. “My friend thinks you’re cute, personally I don’t get it but this isn’t about me right now.”
72. “Not everything is about you!” “Untrue.”
73. “You can pry it from my cold, dead hands.”
74. “This is why I hate family dinners! It always gets awkward.”
75. “This can only end two ways and neither of them are pretty.”
76. “Not everything can be butterflies and rainbows! Things get hard sometimes, that’s just how it is!”
77. “My mom told me I shouldn’t talk to strangers, and you’re definitely strange.”
78. “I can’t believe you fell asleep when I was showing you my favourite movie of all time.”
79. “You shouldn’t be out here alone, it’s dangerous.”
80. “I could lie here with you forever. I wish I didnt have to leave.”
81. “Everything’s changing and I hate it! I liked the way things were.”
82. “You look so incredible, if that didn’t look so good on you I’d probably tear it off.”
83. “Do you think they noticed that we left?”
84. “The funny thing is, you could have fixed this and you didn’t even try.”
85. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I’m only asking because it hurt when I did and I thought I might have done it wrong.”
86. “That was super cheesy and I’m lactose intolerant.”
87. “You didn’t tell me you were gay!” “You didn’t tell me you weren’t.”
88. “Your friend told me you had a crush on me, I just wanted to let you know your friend is a snake.”
89. “Are you staring at me or are you staring past me?”
90. “If you we’re a guy/girl would you go out with me?” “I am a guy/girl.”
91. “Sounds stupid. When are we doing it?”
92. “Can we tell my parents that I’m at your house, just incase they get suspicious?”
93. “This is the part in the movie where we kiss or one of us dies. My fingers are crossed for option one.” “Speak for yourself.”
94. “I’m offended that you don’t have more faith in me but, honestly, it’s understandable given past experience.”
95. “Its just a blind date! What’s the worst that could happen?” “I could literally die.”
96. “I would light myself on fire to keep you warm and you wouldn’t even hand me a coat if I were freezing.”
97. “I trusted you, and so I guess I should have seen this coming.”
98. “I had a really weird sex dream about you and I’m not sure how I feel about it, honestly.”
99. “Okay, but this is the last time I bail you out!”
100. “All I know is that if you don’t tell me to stop I’m going to kiss you.”
101. “I’m not sure when it happened, but I fell in love with you, and it was the best thing I’ve ever done.”
#these are dumb#but i was really bored#writing#prompts#writing prompt#fandom#imagines#riverdale imagines#fanfic#fanfiction#riverdale fanfic
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ooo this was from three days ago im sorry anyway here we go:
25: Which social science interests you more; psychology (how the mind effects a person), sociology (how society affects a people) or anthropology (learning about culture)? Why?
hmmmmm im really not sure??? theyre all so interesting??? i cant pick. i dont know much about any of them but if you told me something interesting about any of them i’d probably listen w rapt attention i just… idk. sorry
31: What’s your favourite song to sing a long to?
recently i guess om du rör mig dör jag by martin stenmarck? my phone has v limited space and pretty much just has non english songs at the moment (but i need to change it soon im getting bored of it) but thats the song that gets me singing the most? bc it just builds up. but many songs. i love singing along to songs but im just so bad at singing like trust me you do not want to hear me singing (tho you may not get a choice). i actually really enjoy singing along to asapscience’s period table song and the horrible histories kings and queens song??? idk
52: What’s something you thought would be really scary/bad, but was actually fine when it happened/you did it?
ooo good question. i actually think i told you something like this an hour ago or so so therefore ill think of a different one. last year around eurovision time my friend was having a party and the invitation made it sound v formal? like there was a dress code (black and white) and you could invite a plus one? like that just sounded way too fancy for me like first of all i actually had to PLAN what i was wearing and couldnt just look in my closet on the day??? and second of all you were expected to invite a plus one like what??? i remember it was on a friday night (so me and two other friends werent going to netball training for it so there would have been like three people from my team there whoops) and i was cycling home after school w two friends one of who was going (and also skipping netball training w me funnily enough) and another who wasnt. the friend who wasnt going was like “oh are you two going to the party” and we were like “yah” and she was like “i hear these other people who are going are planning to bring alcohol and stuff” and i was like “but its alcohol free??? everyone is either 16 or 17????” and she was like “yeah but theyre gonna sneak it in or arrive drunk?” and my mind was like !!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! and i started dreading going even more like for context this friend had moved schools so half the people there would be from my school and the other half from her new school so i was really starting to worry bc it seemed too fancy and many people i dont know and now the possibility of ppl from my school i barely know coming drunk??? like no thanks too much for me. i remember putting on the eurovision semi final 2 (bc since i live in australia it came out live at 5am that morning) and i started watching and it started to make me feel better but i was still super worried? i remember polands song came on and it was calming me down heaps i loved it (i was so glad it made the final and ranked so high in the televote bc it made me feel so much better) anyway then i went to the party and at first i was terrified but after a few hours i started relaxing and realising it wasnt so bad so i was able to enjoy myself a bit more? still not my style of party but i survived. so maybe not “fine” bc i was still a bit uncomfy but definitely better than i expected.
HOWEVER the year before that some netball friends invited me to a halloween party so i went and the only people i knew were like four friends i was terrified the entire night that one didnt get better i think partly bc i only had four friends and two had other school friends? so only two friends by me the entire night? but the one last year did improve bc i had such a large number of friends so i was able to get more comfortable. note to self for future: bring a large number of friends to things youre worried about.
another thing im worried about coming up that i hope is better than expected is year 12 formal this year. im worried bc im not sure what formal involves? so idk how to prepare myself. also you have to wear fancy clothes? and look good? and girls are expected to wear dresses?? and make up?? idk. also people expect people to have a date to formal or something??? i just feel the coming months will be super awkward and i hope worrying was all for nothing and that its super fun and super chill w friends
anyway wow that was a long answer
61: What question(s) do you love being asked?
oh i dont know. things where i can just talk for ages? like last time when you asked my opinion on aliens and i just kept on going. also when the year 9s had to send out questionaires and one of the questions was like “what is nuclear fusion” and i could just ramble about it bc i had learnt it in ½ physics that year so i knew about it in a fair amount of detail (turns out the year 9 was actually talking about fission, not fusion, so i explained the difference to them). i guess i more just love those conversations where you can talk for ages bc you dont run out of things to say? so not necessarily any particular topic??? idk
anyway tysm for these i love answering questions in general and talking about me haha also these questions let me introspect and learn things about myself? its cool
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i was tagged in one of them “choose this or that” memes by jamie and its under the cut so if youre on mobile im sorry you have to scroll through it all
1. Coke or Pepsi: i always pick coke but let me confess to you...... that i almost cant tell the difference and i also always pick the diet version of whatever the fuck is in the machine. like MAYBE the pepsi tastes slightly diluted for whatever reason compared to coke and that is the only difference i can detect. i also cant detect the difference between diet and regular
2. Disney or Dreamworks: uhhhhh neither except if you really count pixar movies as disney movies in which case i have to go with disney but like lion king? little mermaid? i dont have any nostalgia or anything for like The Disney Movies ALSO i just googled “dreamworks movies” and they made Saving Private Ryan what the fuck? (which ive never seen)
3. Coffee or tea: neither but if held at gunpoint then tea
4. Books or movies: i have like three books to read that i keep putting off but i also dont have the attention span/commitment necessary to watch movies on my own anymore. like i hate watching movies because you have to sit there so long. anyway books i didnt mean to imply anything negative about them
5. Windows or Mac: windows. i dont know shit. i dont know anything. the most confusing in the world is the row of icons at the bottom of a mac. i cant find anything and i dont know whats going on
6. DC or Marvel: my whole experience with superheroes has been the mcu but i also like matt fraction’s hawkeye (that i have never kept up with) so marvel
7. Xbox or PlayStation: playstation 1, playstation 3, and playstation 4. the game of life for the ps1 forever
8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: luv em both but DA wrecks me more than ME and also aiming guns is really hard
9. Night owl or early riser: i can never stay up past 2:30 am without feeling nervous about cutting into my time thats supposed to be for the next day but i really love being awake in the dark. but i also like being awake before people become active. i only sleep like 7 hours so im able to rise early if i need to but also stay up late (or “late”) so i guess both but if i had to choose, night owl
10. Cards or chess: shit at both
11. Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate as a flavor needs to be enjoyed sparingly for me and vanilla is just ubiquitous so i appreciate vanilla all the time and at the same time VERY appreciate chocolate but only some of the time. balanced
12. Vans or Converse: ive been converted to vans. actually one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to me was i was at YUL and the border agent that was working at the metal detector place was like “woah are those vans? awesome. no need to take off your shoes.” and the breakdown in the routine of youre-going-to-the-united-states-so-take-off-your-shoes disoriented me
13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: you cant have any facial hair as an elf and i hate that so trevelyan
14. Fluff or angst: i havent seriously read fanfic in like a while but i guess angst
15. Beach or forest: luv going to the beach and being on the edge of the land
16. Dogs or Cats: im in a cat-person phase but not for all cats like i see a cat on my dash and im like yeah. thats good. but its not MY cat so only 3 stars. my cats are the absolute best and when i see em 10 out of 5 stars. but i also love dogs
17. Clear Skies or Rain: if im inside rain but if im outside i hate all precipitation
18. Cooking or eating out: i have no money but if i did id be buying prepared food all the time. cooking is ok but i dont have the patience to cook like big stuff like an entire meal of multiple food groups
19. Spicy food or mild food: my fave is when my eyes are watering and my nose is running also the kinds of spicy food ive tended to get in my life always include goat as an option and i love eating goats
20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: winter because you get time off from school
21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot (and no the winter coats and ACs are not an option): this is the worst choice in the world
22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be: teleportation always
23. Animation or Live action: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh animation i guess
24. Paragon or renegade? i cant be mean to people in a game where you have party members and consequences. paragon always
25. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? one condition: i get to take people with me. also how big can “anywhere” be like can i just answer “europe” but also i wanna go back to malaysia/indonesia and eat the food i missed out on because i was sick when we went back in like 2012
26. Which Mass Effect class do you play as? adept because i like to throw those scifi rasengans and i hate aiming guns
27. Roses or lilies? roses also rose syrup tastes good
28. Cold dessert or hot dessert? cold dessert always. whats an example of a warm dessert. just looked it up who the fuck would eat pudding hot and pies/crumbles are not that good. wouldnt eat a cake warm and brownies are alright
since theres a lot of bioware questions im tagging will @willryuji if u wanna do it
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Kpop tag game
Well @duckhoney tagged me in a biiiiiiig post lol so here my answers
10 groups/artists you like besides Kpop/liked before Kpop ?
Coldrain / One Ok Rock / Coldplay / U2 / Three Days Grace / Wolfie / Eminem / Claude Debussy / London Grammar / Michael Jackson (many other but lets say its my actual fav hehe)
10 favorite non-kpop songs ? *currently*
Sunday Bloody Sunday (U2) / Thinking of You (Mabel) / Love never felt so good (Michael Jackson) / In Bloom ( Nirvana) / Rêverie (C.Debussy) / Glory Box (Portishead) / Starless Night (Trapnest) / Yuki ni saku hana (Hanazawa Kana) / Edge of the Earth (30 seconds to Mars) / Me and Mrs.Jones (Michael Bublé)
10 favorite movies ?
The Devil wears Prada / Lilo & Stitch / Inception / Matrix / The Lord of the Rings / Sala Samobójców (Suicide Room) / Requiem for a dream / 13 going on 30 / American Nightmare / My best friend's wedding
10 favorite tv shows, including anime & cartoons
American Horror Story / Desperate Housewives / Skins / Ink Master / The Simpsons / Shinsekai Yori / Hell's kitchen / Game Of Thrones / Next (this show was so funny lmao) ( i didnt put so much anime bc the list is too big ;;)
10 favorite manga/comics
Tokyo Ghoul / Ao Haru Ride / Orange / Death Note / Deadman Wonderland / Nana (the author is better now TvT) / Sukitte ii na yo / Kujira no kora wa sajô ni utau / Pandora Hearts / Kasane
10 things you enjoyed before kpop/enjoy besides kpop, that won't fit in the lists above ?
dancing / writing / drawing / swimming / hanging out with friends / reading / taking pictures / surfing on the web / playing with dogs / singing
Another Tag Game
( @joonwings also tagged me for this so hehe)
Nickname: Cam, Cami, CamCam, neko-chi, chaton (=kitten)
Starsign: virgo
Height: 163cm
Time right now: 8:29pm
Last thing googled: Hwarang ep8 eng sub lol
Favorite music artists: BTS + above
Song stuck in your head: (kpop one) Limitless by NCT 127 (not kpop) 24K magic by Bruno Mars and Starboy by The Weeknd too
Last movie watched: Nocturnal Animals
Last TV show watched: N'oubliez pas les paroles (its a french one haha)
What are you wearing right now: black pikachu pj and a super soft white sweater and my piggy socks
When did you create your blog: 3years ago! It was its 3rd birthday on the 30th of December :') (on tae's birthday i wasnt even into kpop lol) but i started using it 1/2 years ago
What kind of stuff do you post: 95% BTS, 3% other kpop bands, 2% drawings/photo of landscape, ppl or puppies
Do you have any other blogs: yes but im not using them
Do you get asks regularly: ...;;;
Why did you choose your URL: I like to write and before I was more into fantastic thing so its the name I imagined for my main character haha
Gender: Female
Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw (I was gryffindor before!)
Pokemon team: Fire (on pokemon go im team blue haha)
Favourite colour: black, grey, burgundy
Average hours of sleep: 6-8 hours
Lucky number: 11
Favorite character(s): ok its just SOME of them lol, Nana, Kou Mabuchi, Ken Kaneki, Jace Herondale
How many blankets do you sleep with: 1-2
Dream job: author, book editor BTS noona
Following: ppl who are following me or ppl I follow ?
BTS Would You Rather
Would you rather:
Build a snowman with V OR have a snowball fight with jhope
Get coffee with suga OR get ice cream with suga
go to the cinema with jimin OR the amusement park with jungkook
do a dance cover with jhope OR sing a duet with jin
kiss rap monster OR cuddle suga
babysit with jimin OR dogsit with v (even if im sure it'd adorable to babysit with JM)
meet jhope's family OR have v meet your family
film a commercial with jhope OR film a sketch with V
hug jimin OR hold hands with jungkook (whyyyy ;;; i want both)
go to paris with jin OR go to London with suga
film a drama with jin OR do a photo shoot with rap monster
attend an award show with rap monster OR wear couple tshirt at the airport with jungkook
spend a lazy day with suga OR explore the city with jhope
fall asleep next to jimin OR wake up next to jungkook
make up a silly rap with v OR a silly choreography with jin
have jungkook serenade you OR v sing you to sleep (i want to hear tae's lullaby....)
have a dance party with jhope OR sing karaoke with suga (i take sope)
go camping with jimin and v OR go to the beach with rap monster and suga
cook with jin OR bake a cake with jimin
have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line
celebrate halloween with jungkook, suga, v and jhope OR Christmas rap monster, jimin and jhope (but i want halloween too ;; itd be so funny)
~NSFW Time~ *SOS*
Would you rather:
dom jhope OR sub jin (cody do you remember)
wear lingerie for rap monster OR put lingerie on jimin
tie up jungkook OR get tied up by v (it was really hard to choose)
pull suga's hair OR get your hair pulled by rap monster
have shower sex with jimin OR have sex pool with v
perform oral on jungkook OR have jhope go down on you (DONT ASK ME TO CHOOSE!)
have a romantic sex with jin OR rough sex with jimin
have angry sex with v OR make up sex with suga
suck hickeys onto jungkook's neck OR get hickeys from v
put a blindfold on jimin OR get blindfolded by rap monster
have phone sex with rap monster OR Skype sex with jhope
ride jimin's thigh OR ride jungkook's thigh (their thighs are perfect)
have jin call you "kitten" OR rap monster call you "babygirl"
wear a collar for jin OR put a collar on jimin
beg for suga OR make jungkook beg for you (hehehehehe)
have sex backstage with jhope OR in the kitchen with jin
get teased under the table at a dinner by rap monster OR tease jimin
play never have i ever with rap monster, suga and jungkook OR strip poker with jhope, jimin, v and jin
do body shots with rap monster, suga and jin OR get lap dances from jhope, jimin, jungkook and v (show me your magic mike!)
Pick A Member | BTS
Rules: Pick ONE of the members listed for each question and explain why! Be honest ad don't just pick your favourite for every answer. Do not choose a memeber who is not listed and try to answer every question.
1. Amusement park date ? Jin/Taehyung/Jimin
• I think we like the same type of attractions and I want him to wear Mickey mouse ears hehe
2. Spend a lazy afternoon with ? Jin/Jungkook/Yoongi
• I would like to watch anime and play video games with him and just take a nap on each other arms
3.Play 1v1 sports with ? Jimin/Hoseok/Taehyung
• It'd be so funny with this idiot, like making crazy victory poses or useless moves lol
4.Make out session with ? Yoongi/Jungkook/Jimin
• I had to search what "make out" means lol but obviously I choose him :)
5.Cheek kisses ? Jin/Hoseok/Jimin
• I want to see him blushing (but also Hobi I think his reaction would be fun)
6.Do a YouTube boyfriend does your make up tag with ? Hoseok/Taehyung/Namjoon
• IT HAS TO BE HIM! bwahahaha I can't even imagine it! he'd choose a gothic style
7.Introduce to your parents ? Jimin/Jungkook/Taehyung
• Dad: so it's you, our daughter kept talking about you, she even called you a god / *me wanting to burry myself right now*
8.Go to a haunted house with ? Yoongi/Namjoon/Hoseok
• I need someone rational to comfort/distract me lol (I was hesitating with Namjoon but he's too clumsy he'd make too much nooises and I will jump every time)
9.Drunk nights with ? Hoseok/Jimin/Jin
• I think we would be the type to cry of laughter just by looking at each other faces XD (I laughed for nothing when Im drunk..)
10.Who would you want to see do aegyo for a whole day as a punishment ? Namjoon/Yoongi/Jungkook
• I was hesitating with Namjoon but I think he'd be cringy lol so the bear!
11.Who would help you pick out outfits ? Taehyung/Namjoon/Yoongi
• I like his style and love shirts so I guess Tae would be perfect for this
12.School dance date ? Jin/Namjoon/Hoseok
• I want to dance all night long and shine next to my sun
13.Sing a duet with ? Taehyung/Jimin/Jungkook
• I think our voices are matching :') I'd do the harmony haha
14.Would make you breakfast in bed ? Yoongi/Jin/Jungkook
• He's the kitchen's king ;)
15.Go on a late night adventure with ? Jungkook/Taehyung/Namjoon
• Us looking for a bowling at 3am lol
16. First time ? Taehyung/Jimin/Yoongi
• (*///*)... my moon and stars
17. Whose clothes you'd steal and wear ? Jin/Taehyung/Hoseok
• First I like his clothes (especially his sweat pants/hoodies), 2nd I just wanna smell his scent on it lol
18.Late deep night conversations with ? Namjoon/Yoongi/Jungkook
• He's the first my mind picked, I think we could "help" each other
19. Who'd you have a play water fight with ? Jimin/Hoseok/Taehyung
• I can't choose between them.. I can imagine me and Tae making a team against Hobi or them doing this with me ;v;
20.Who would you say you're most compatible with ? (Choose any of the 7 members but remember, favoristism and compatibility are two different things).
• Most of my friends say Hoseok but I think I'm more compatible with Jungkook or Namjoon :') sorry JiHope
Bias Tag
Rules: pick 10 biases and answer the questions. No specific order.
(I put them really randomly)
1.Jimin
2.Jongup
3.Hyungwon
4.Chanyeol
5. Sungjae
6.Hoseok
7.BamBam
8.Minhyuk
9.Johnny
10.Jackson
1. Between 3&6, whose most recent concept do you like more?
• I prefer the BS&T concept sorry :(
2. Between 2&10, who would you rather be stranded on an island with ?
• Jackson! XD he went on "Law of the Jungle" so he already has some skills, jungle is him ;)
3.Between 4&8, who would you trust to take care of you when you were drunk ?
• Aish... I don't really know lol maybe more Chanyeol ?
4.Between 1&2, who would you go in jail for ?
• Jimin
5.Between 5&9, who is a better visual to you ?
• Sungjae, his face is so unique idk
6.Between 7&8, who would you rather save from a sinking ship ?
•... ;---;... my babies... I put them both on something! Ill be their Jack!
7.Between 6&10, who would you rather have a movie marathon with ?
• Hoseok ~
8.Between 1&10, who do you think makes a better impression ?
• Maybe Jimin ?
9.Between 3&7, who would you prefer to kiss in the rain ?
• BamBam <3 *internal screaming*
10.Between 5&6, who would you rather have a summer fling with ?
• Hoseok. Of course.
11.Between 5&7, who would you rather do drugs with ?
• Idk at all XD
12.Between 3&8, who would you rather take home to your parents ?
• aaaah boy from the same band x')... Minhyuk ?
13.Between 9&10, whose wardrobe do you want more ?
• Jackson like I don't really know Johnny's style yet hehe
14.Between 4&10, who would you be more surprised to see cry ?
• Jackson
15.Between 1&4, who would you rather have kiss you on the forehead ?
• Jimin but it's only bc he's my everything bc I would be extremely happy to have one from Chanchan too ;v;
16.Between 2&3, who would you rather have hug from behind ?
• Hyungwon-ssi <3 (happy late birthday my baby)
17.Between 5&2, whose group do you stan more ?
• I stan them equally honestly :/
18.Between 4&9, who is higher up on your bias list ?
• Chanyeol, I know him more <3
19.Between 1&7, who would you open your door up to during the purge ?
• ;-; both ? No I guess Jimin, I prefer to die by his hand haha
20. Between 6&9, who would you rather go to a haunted house with ?
• Hoseok! Two crybabies together XD
I tag: @space--lover @gwangjuhope @angelblushe @ofpandaspilliws @min-nevermind @jungjeonkimin @lovablehoseok (do whatever you want or just ignore it haha and if you have some time and courage do everything ;v; im just very curious about you hehe)
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All the Celebrities the Roses Have Name-Dropped on Schitt’s Creek
There are several ways to discern that the Rose family, before they washed up on the shores of Schitt’s Creek, was mega-rich. One, they remind us constantly. Two, their combined wardrobe contains enough luxury designer threads—Wang! Owens! McQueen! Marant!—to fill a massive concept store, or at the very least, “a boutique in Prague that’s only open Sunday nights.” Three, they’re forever dropping breadcrumbs about their former lives, offering us little peeks at the Roses of yore.
By now we know that Johnny and Moira have partied with the Castros (and the Clintons and the Schwarzeneggers), David’s got some not-so-fond memories with Anderson Cooper and Nate Berkus in his past, and Alexis… well, US Weekly once described her as “up for anything,” and so far we know that includes a blind date with Leonardo DiCaprio, a tryst with an unnamed Saudi prince, and a relationship with a Sultan’s nephew that lasted “like, half a regime change.”
Read on for every celebrity encounter the Roses have revealed to us so far.
Season 1
Episode 1
Alexis: “Stavros is flying in to get me, I told you that.”
David: “What do you mean Stavros is com… What do you mean? When? When is he doing that?”
Alexis: “Like, whenever stupid Mary-Kate stops hogging his plane.
”
Alexis: “I actually think this place is kinda cute.”
Moira: “Did you say cute? No Alexis, Martha Stewart’s Hampton home is cute.
”
Alexis: “Stavros just texted me. And he ended it, he’s not coming! He said he doesn’t have time to come and get me, because he already RSVP’d to Diddy’s White Party, and doesn’t have time to do both! But I was supposed to be his date to the White Party!
”
Episode 7
David: “Are you sure you wanna be travelling so far out of town with a person you just met?”
Alexis: “I went on a blind date to Bali with Leo, so… I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be fine.
”
Ronnie: “You ever killed before?”
David: “Have I ever killed before? No. Elton John used to have an annual hunt at his place in Windsor, but that was more about the lunch.”
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Episode 12
Johnny: “You didn’t think your mother would get involved in planning a fundraiser? My God, she had Hillary shaking last year at the Clinton Foundation dinner.”
Episode 13
Johnny: “Hey, that’s a good coat. I outbid Richard Branson for it at the Kaminski Auction.”
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Season 2
Episode 1
Alexis: “Do I have to remind you of the time that I was taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht by Somali pirates for a week, and nobody answered my texts?!”
Alexis: “You told me that Diane Sawyer gave you that bag, and that it was fake.”
Moira: “I didn’t want you taking it.”
Alexis: “Okay, because I have told a lot of people that Diane Sawyer sells fake bags on the down-low.”
Episode 5
David: “Do you like this sweater? Jared Leto gave it to me and I’ve always been on the fence about it.”
Alexis: “I don’t know.”
David: “What do you mean, you don’t know? You either like it, or you don’t like it.”
Alexis: “I mean, I like it ’cause Jared Leto gave it to you, and he was my first kiss, but I don’t know if I like, like it, like it.”
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Episode 6
Moira: “Do you remember what Goldie Hawn told us at that AmFar dinner? You are the life that you accept for yourself. Those are Goldie’s words. Or something someone said to her in India. Or perhaps she read it. In any case it has always stayed with me.”
David: “Scent is a really important factor in defining a brand. Alexander Wang once fired my friend over the smell of his cologne. To Alex’s credit, Curve Pour Hommes hasn’t been the look since 1997.”
Ronnie: “Usually these council decisions, they take weeks.”
Moira: “Oh I won’t wait for anyone’s decision. I once got Winnie Mandela to RSVP to an Artists Against Eczema benefit within the hour.”
Episode 9
Moira: “It’s hardly surprising that Jocelyn would suddenly uncover these in the middle of a political campaign. I suppose I just expected more from her.”
Stevie: “Okay, there’s a bunch of you with OJ Simpson. And you with Robert Blake.”
Moira: “”The top eleven photographs of Moira Rose with future murder suspects.” Well, that’s not what I’m looking for!”
Stevie: “Why were you in a paddle boat with Phil Spector?”
Moira: “I did a series of very tasteful nudes with Richard Avedon in the ’70s.”
Stevie: “I see. Um… This is really not in my job description so…”
Moira: “Why aren’t they coming up?”
Episode 10
Moira: “Needless to say, that was the last time I played charades with Fran Lebowitz.”
Episode 12
Alexis: “I know that we just met but if Prince Harry trusted me with his life, then I think you can too.”
via GIPHY
Season 3
Episode 6
Moira: “John and I used to attend Eyes Wide Shut parties at the Castros’. Though… I’m guessing your evening’s activities might be somewhat different.”
Alexis: “I can’t go to college, yet. Because I didn’t finish high school.”
Ted: “Oh.”
Alexis: “I know. It’s so embarrassing, and I never should’ve taken that semester off. But I did meet Beyonce in Mykonos, so it was almost worth it.”
Episode 7
Jocelyn: “So here’s the thing about Marie Antoinette. Even though I love to eat cake, I think I’d be pretty annoyed with her myself. I do see your hand up Alexis, it’s just that you probably haven’t had a chance to catch up.”
Alexis: “Okay, it’s just that she never actually said “let them eat cake.””
Jocelyn: “Um well, that depends on who you ask.”
Alexis: “Hmm, well, I asked Kirsten Dunst, who played her in the movie. Um, that line was actually written years before Marie Antoinette allegedly said it. And um, Kirsten also told me at the premiere that she was jealous of my bangs.”
Jocelyn: “Thank you for that contribution to the discussion, now…”
Alexis: “My friends used to call me Marie, and that was mainly because I was casually seeing Prince Harry, so there was the whole like, is she gonna be a princess thing, um, but it’s also because we were going through this very dark phase where we were just like, partying too hard.”
Alexis: “I stole this dress from Ashlee Simpson. Or like, she stole it from me, and then I stole it back.”
via GIPHY
Season 4
Episode 3
Moira: “I know all about being left in the lurch for a fundraiser. Eva Longoria and I were supposed to perform our ventriloquist act for the Everybody Nose benefit for juvenile rhinoplasty, when she suddenly drops out due to exhaustion. I had to be both puppet, and puppeteer.”
David: “You didn’t even play Patty, though.”
Moira: “You know I did! The night Patricia LuPone ate that pre-show shawarma, and I was asked to step in. I’ve always wanted to reprise the role.”
Episode 5
Moira: “This is not… not how I imagined my resurrection news to break! Impeccably dressed woman wanders out of Podunk motel. No, that’s not the headline!”
Stevie: “Okay, well I actually own this Podunk motel, and I don’t know what choice you have.”
Moira: “Well, we have to think of something. After all my fans have endured? No, I can’t let them see me like this. It would kill Sir Tony Geary.”
Episode 7
Alexis: “I used to text Zac Efron just like a question mark whenever I wanted a booty call.
Poor thing would be, like, buzzing my apartment before I even pressed send.”
via GIPHY
Episode 8
A: “Ted can’t know about this, David. Miguel’s the only other vet in town, and they have this like dumb rivalry.”
D: “When has that ever stopped you? I remember that summer you dated all three Hanson brothers.”
Episode 11
Moira: “There was that summer that Jimmy Smits stole my heart onstage in a workshop-only production of Officer and a Gentleman. I suppose that might be called emotional embezzlement.”
Christmas Special
Patrick: “Are we supposed to be doing anything for this party?”
David: “Um, yes, decorations, but even if we could still afford Nate Berkus, I’d burned that bridge in Ibiza.”
Johnny: “You know, in the old days, I stood by your side no matter how you wanted to spend the holidays. Whether it was heading to Miami for Puff Daddy’s Poolside White Party, or that uncomfortable tree trimming at Arnold and Maria’s. How ’bout the night you wore your fur coat to the PETA Christmas Fundraiser?”
Moira: “I heard Peter Fundraiser! Bogdanovich loved a mink.”
via GIPHY
Season 5
Episode 1
Patrick: “Why would he agree do this when he’s afraid of heights?”
Alexi: “He’s not afraid of heights, he’s afraid of moths and butterflies.”
Ted: “And businesswomen in sneakers.”
Patrick: “And also heights, something to do with him being broken up with while he was…”
Alexis: “Parasailing in the Seychelles! He and Anderson Cooper were stuck up there for like, three hours, until the wind died down!”
Episode 2
Alexis: “I have a toe ring that would look so cute on you!”
Twyla: “We’re not allowed to wear open-toed shoes, but um maybe I could take that bracelet?”
Alexis: “Yes! Um, I actually got this in a swap with Sienna Miller. And by that I mean it fell off her wrist at a Halloween party, and I kept it.”
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Every Halloween, I Have A Story I Like To Tell
I liked Ben, I really did. I mean, he was a nice guy. We had some fun times together in college, messing around the dorm, going to parties, all the dumb shit that college guys do. He was cool and all, but he was a little pretentious. Well, I guess the word he used was artistic. He thought he was real smart, spent a lot of time trying to prove it to everyone. He had his own blog developed to film critiques not the big ones, though. Just little indie productions because nothing else was worth his time. When he got like that, he could be pretty insufferable.
Perhaps the most annoying thing that he did was performance art.
Now, I dont wanna be the guy who says that all performance art is dumb. But yeah, no, all performance art is dumb. Oh, look, youre on display painting a picture of Jesus from your own urine, how original and edgy! Maybe Im a little jaded, but it always seemed so contrived to me. Unfortunately, Ben really loved it. He thought there was something beautiful in art that was physically living and he devoted an embarrassing amount of time to it.
Anyway, I hung out with Ben a few times after college, but we mostly just met up to do some heavy drinking and maybe hit a strip club or two. He considered THAT performance art as well, which was just fine with me, it gave me an excuse to waste some ones. Since we didnt hang out very often, I had a bad feeling when he contacted me about a month before last Halloween.
He called me up at about seven in the morning on a Saturday, which is too early to even consider waking up, in my opinion. I answered in a daze and he started running his mouth like crazy, as though afraid that, if he didnt get it all out at once, he never would.
Mike, hey, Mikey, listen, buddy, I need your help, okay? Okay, okay, Ive got this idea for a performance and, well, its going to be , you know? So good! Its going down on Halloween. Can you come help? Look, Ill even pay you, man. Fifty dollars. So how bout it?
Now, Ive never cared much about Halloween one way or the other, and Im a pretty easy guy. Fifty dollars to probably just sit there and run a fog machine or some bullshit? For the right price, I could even pretend that I wanted to be there. Besides, what else are friends for?
A few days later, he gave me the details. To be honest, I was a little shocked when he sent the email. I know that performance art is intended to be edgy and can sometimes get a little dangerous, but this seemed downright negligent.
Mike:
Thanks for agreeing to do this for me! Ive talked to a few other people, but they werent really comfortable with it, for reasons youll probably be able to figure out. Of course, I understand if you want to back out, but I think you are probably the most reliable person I know. Its really not that big of a deal, Im sure youll agree.
As Im sure youve noticed, vampires have become very prominent in the media as of late. I say vampires because they are beginning to deviate so wildly from the traditional myths that they resemble forest fairies more than anything else. Altruistic? Sparkly? Whiny? Give me a break. We need more Dracula! We need more Carmilla! We need more death, destruction, and blood!
My performance will center on the theme of rebirthing the vampire. For the vampire to be reborn, he must first be buried. To turn peoples attentions back to the myths of old, I will be doing just that: I will be burying the vampire.
I have a group of viewers signed up already to participate in the performance, so you dont need to worry about that. Im going to plant a series of vampire-themed clues around town for them to follow. The clues should be pretty simple, and it will probably take no more than an hour to an hour-and-a-half for them to find me.
Here comes the somewhat controversial part. Essentially, for this performance to have any semblance of meaning, I need to be buried alive. Dont worry, its perfectly safe: I have a buddy from back home who is building me a coffin with a hole in the top. Ill be fixing it with a pipe that will stick an inch or two above the ground. That way, I wont run out of air. Ill also have a few necessities in the coffin in case something happens: food, water, and a flashlight.
Once they arrive at my grave which will be completely vampirized they will be provided with an array of shovels and will bring me back to life, a reincarnation of the true mythological history of vampires.
Here is where you come in. I need you to bury me. In addition, I need you to be my safety net: if they cant find me, if something goes wrong, if I become sick, I need you to be the one to get me out or call the police, if necessary. Ill also need you to decorate my grave, make it really creepy dont worry, Ill send you some blueprints.
I know this is a little stressful and it may take some time for you to decide, but, rest assured, this is a completely safe project. Theres no danger of suffocation and the coffin is sturdy, so its very unlikely that it will collapse. I really just need you there for support and the actual hard work of burying me.
What do you say? Id even be willing to up your pay to a hundred dollars, if thats what you need.
Let me know!
RIP,
Ben
I stared at my screen for a few minutes, completely dumbfounded.
Once I cut through all the bullshit about art and vampires and rebirth, what it came down to was death.
This guy actually wanted me to almost kill him.
I mean, sure, it probably WAS safe. But my mind went over the plan slowly. What if I couldnt get him out in time? One shovel and a pit of dirt wouldnt be a fast job. Furthermore, what if something happened to me?
Before making a decision, I sent him another email asking if he was really sure he was up for this. Of course he knew, he said. And then he said something that would always stick with me.
Art must be a little dangerous, my friend, for it to be real.
A month later, I found myself standing at the foot of a grave. It was six feet deep and perfectly rectangular. Sitting at the bottom was a tapered coffin covered with black lacquer, a white skull painted on the top. In the eye of the skull was a hole just big enough for the PVC pipe. Stenciled underneath was a line from Dracula: Denn die Todten reiten schnell.
I stood there like an idiot, waiting for Ben to show up.
In the end, Id decided to go along with his stupid gig. Ben was a stubborn bastard, and if I didnt help him, someone else would. At least, thats the justification I gave myself. But the real reason was that, deep inside my heart, his words were still echoing.
Id ended up doing a little more work than I had intended. For one, I had to place his stupid clues around the city. It wasnt hard work, but it took some time to get them all in the proper places. Luckily for Ben, they were pretty obvious clues. There was no need to worry that his participants would be unable to find him.
Ben had set up the grave and the coffin a few days prior to Halloween. It was out in the woods just on the outskirts of town, no chance of it being disturbed. Id tried to talk him out of burying it the whole six feet down.
If something happens and I need to get you out fast, what will I do? Cant you put it closer to the surface?
Ben had just shaken his head in exasperation. You just dont get it, do you? It has to be done right. Remember what I told you.
So I shrugged and let him mess around with whatever dumbassery would get him off.
I was just beginning to wonder if I should have brought more beer this promised to be a long night when Ben showed up.
I had to restrain my laughter when I saw his getup. A cheap Dracula costume from Wal-mart had never looked so pathetic, especially when topped off with those cheap plastic fangs. Hed greased his hair back and painted on a widows peak.
I couldnt resist. Wow, seriously, dude?
He gave me a stern look. Its a comment on the commercialization of vampires and horror as we know it today. He fished around in his pocket and pulled out a walkie talkie. Here, take one. The range isnt very far, but my cell phone wont work that far underground. Youll have to stay nearby. Let me know if youre going out of range.
I shrugged and took it. Okay, but you brought your cell just in case, right?
Nah, what good will it do if it doesnt work?
This guys batshit insane, I thought. But he handed me the hundred dollars and, suddenly, it didnt seem to matter anymore.
I helped him into the coffin and shut the lid. He seemed pretty calm if it were me, I knew Id be having a panic attack. I fit the PVC pipe into the hole. It slid in perfectly snug. I climbed out of the coffin and grabbed my shovel, taking one last look at the shiny black peeking out from the dirt.
With a resigned shrug, I started to shovel in the dirt. Okay, well, he asked for this, I thought.
It took almost a full hour to get all the dirt piled in. The PVC pipe was just barely visible over the grave. I piled the earth around it to hide it as well as I could. Then, I set up the rest of the grave: a hideously gothic headstone made of Styrofoam, and cheap Wal-mart flowers. Once it was finally finished, I sat back against a tree and waited.
There was an awful lot of waiting to be done.
Three hours later, his participants still hadnt come.
Hed buzzed in on the walkie talkie a few times, asking if theyd shown up. I continually answered in the negative, wondering how long hed be willing to keep up this charade. He must be getting worried, I thought, staring at my watch. It was already 10 pm and not a soul to be seen.
Hey, Mike? Something must have happened, I dont think theyre coming. Can you get me out of here? Bens voice crackled and faded in and out of the static fuzz. I took another swig of my beer and heaved a sigh.
Of course they werent coming. They were frantically searching for the last clue. My hand crept into my pocket as I felt it folded there, the creases poking at the soft flesh of my palm.
Mike? Are you there? Did you go out of range?
I turned the walkie talkie off. I didnt need it anymore, anyway. Carefully, I picked up a handful of disturbed earth from the top of the makeshift grave. I poured it down the pipe and listened.
I heard the muffled exclamation, the series of expletives. I thought I could hear a thumping sound he must be hitting the top of the coffin. I smiled a little to myself as I poured some more dirt in through the pipe.
Bens struggles got louder and I felt a certain heat rising up in me. Oh, I knew it could be good, but I didnt know it could be good. This was incredible. This was perfect. This was .
Eventually, I grew bored of shoving the earth down into the coffin. I could hear Bens screaming and sobbing reverberating up the pipe. I yanked a handkerchief out of my back pocket and stuffed it inside. I made sure to plug it up good and tight.
It would only be a matter of time, now. Assuming he could regulate his breathing, he could possibly have a few hours. But I knew he was panicking. And that would simply serve to shorten his time.
The pounding grew weaker as I finished my beer. Once I was certain there was no saving him, I went to finish my work.
Ben was right everything really did go off without a hitch. I dont know what I was so worried about.
Id gone to find his lost sheep, the wayward participants who were scrambling in frustration for the last clue. I scolded them for making us wait so long, acted the part of the reluctant friend indulging his lunatic companion. I took them out to the grave. It was now past midnight.
They sat hushed as I gave the stupid speech that Ben had prepared for me. Everything seemed normal Id made sure to stow the rag before anyone could see it.
Friends, foes, and everyone in between. Tonight we gather to resurrect the ancient horror that has plagued mankind for centuries. Its tale, once a gruesome epic of blood and seduction, has become nothing more than commercialized fodder as society has aged. Now, the time has come for the phoenix to burn and rise again. So, too, shall the blood-soaked visage of the vampire! My voice resonated throughout the woods, and the morons in attendance clapped as they all reached for their shovels.
We dug him up in about half an hour. It was much faster work with his host of suckers. It was good that we reached the coffin quickly, because I could barely contain my excitement.
Two of the men opened the coffin and screamed. The women leaned in over the grave to peek as well, full of expectancy. There was something dreadful about the scene, to be sure.
Bens face had gone gray, sprayed over with a few specs of dirt. His hands were bloody, his fingernails pried off. Deep scratches decorated the top of the lid. The men who had opened his tomb dragged him out in a panic, unsure if this was part of the performance or not. A few moments of silent listening at his chest produced no heartbeat. The proclamation was definitive: he was dead.
They screamed. They called the police. They alternatively looked at his body and shielded themselves from its horror, enraptured yet struggling.
They ignored me.
But that was fine. It was fine because they were admiring my work, the work of the artist. Finally, I had been given this opportunity to prove my worth. Finally, I had found my sacrificial lamb. And it had been a rousing success. The heat raging in my body affirmed that much. I didnt even care if I was caught, so long as I could have this moment to hold for the rest of my life.
Ben was right. I should have known a man of principle never lies. And I owe him a debt of gratitude, for realizing the artist within me.
Art must be a little dangerous for it to be real.
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Every Halloween, I Have A Story I Like To Tell
I liked Ben, I really did. I mean, he was a nice guy. We had some fun times together in college, messing around the dorm, going to parties, all the dumb shit that college guys do. He was cool and all, but he was a little pretentious. Well, I guess the word he used was artistic. He thought he was real smart, spent a lot of time trying to prove it to everyone. He had his own blog developed to film critiques not the big ones, though. Just little indie productions because nothing else was worth his time. When he got like that, he could be pretty insufferable.
Perhaps the most annoying thing that he did was performance art.
Now, I dont wanna be the guy who says that all performance art is dumb. But yeah, no, all performance art is dumb. Oh, look, youre on display painting a picture of Jesus from your own urine, how original and edgy! Maybe Im a little jaded, but it always seemed so contrived to me. Unfortunately, Ben really loved it. He thought there was something beautiful in art that was physically living and he devoted an embarrassing amount of time to it.
Anyway, I hung out with Ben a few times after college, but we mostly just met up to do some heavy drinking and maybe hit a strip club or two. He considered THAT performance art as well, which was just fine with me, it gave me an excuse to waste some ones. Since we didnt hang out very often, I had a bad feeling when he contacted me about a month before last Halloween.
He called me up at about seven in the morning on a Saturday, which is too early to even consider waking up, in my opinion. I answered in a daze and he started running his mouth like crazy, as though afraid that, if he didnt get it all out at once, he never would.
Mike, hey, Mikey, listen, buddy, I need your help, okay? Okay, okay, Ive got this idea for a performance and, well, its going to be , you know? So good! Its going down on Halloween. Can you come help? Look, Ill even pay you, man. Fifty dollars. So how bout it?
Now, Ive never cared much about Halloween one way or the other, and Im a pretty easy guy. Fifty dollars to probably just sit there and run a fog machine or some bullshit? For the right price, I could even pretend that I wanted to be there. Besides, what else are friends for?
A few days later, he gave me the details. To be honest, I was a little shocked when he sent the email. I know that performance art is intended to be edgy and can sometimes get a little dangerous, but this seemed downright negligent.
Mike:
Thanks for agreeing to do this for me! Ive talked to a few other people, but they werent really comfortable with it, for reasons youll probably be able to figure out. Of course, I understand if you want to back out, but I think you are probably the most reliable person I know. Its really not that big of a deal, Im sure youll agree.
As Im sure youve noticed, vampires have become very prominent in the media as of late. I say vampires because they are beginning to deviate so wildly from the traditional myths that they resemble forest fairies more than anything else. Altruistic? Sparkly? Whiny? Give me a break. We need more Dracula! We need more Carmilla! We need more death, destruction, and blood!
My performance will center on the theme of rebirthing the vampire. For the vampire to be reborn, he must first be buried. To turn peoples attentions back to the myths of old, I will be doing just that: I will be burying the vampire.
I have a group of viewers signed up already to participate in the performance, so you dont need to worry about that. Im going to plant a series of vampire-themed clues around town for them to follow. The clues should be pretty simple, and it will probably take no more than an hour to an hour-and-a-half for them to find me.
Here comes the somewhat controversial part. Essentially, for this performance to have any semblance of meaning, I need to be buried alive. Dont worry, its perfectly safe: I have a buddy from back home who is building me a coffin with a hole in the top. Ill be fixing it with a pipe that will stick an inch or two above the ground. That way, I wont run out of air. Ill also have a few necessities in the coffin in case something happens: food, water, and a flashlight.
Once they arrive at my grave which will be completely vampirized they will be provided with an array of shovels and will bring me back to life, a reincarnation of the true mythological history of vampires.
Here is where you come in. I need you to bury me. In addition, I need you to be my safety net: if they cant find me, if something goes wrong, if I become sick, I need you to be the one to get me out or call the police, if necessary. Ill also need you to decorate my grave, make it really creepy dont worry, Ill send you some blueprints.
I know this is a little stressful and it may take some time for you to decide, but, rest assured, this is a completely safe project. Theres no danger of suffocation and the coffin is sturdy, so its very unlikely that it will collapse. I really just need you there for support and the actual hard work of burying me.
What do you say? Id even be willing to up your pay to a hundred dollars, if thats what you need.
Let me know!
RIP,
Ben
I stared at my screen for a few minutes, completely dumbfounded.
Once I cut through all the bullshit about art and vampires and rebirth, what it came down to was death.
This guy actually wanted me to almost kill him.
I mean, sure, it probably WAS safe. But my mind went over the plan slowly. What if I couldnt get him out in time? One shovel and a pit of dirt wouldnt be a fast job. Furthermore, what if something happened to me?
Before making a decision, I sent him another email asking if he was really sure he was up for this. Of course he knew, he said. And then he said something that would always stick with me.
Art must be a little dangerous, my friend, for it to be real.
A month later, I found myself standing at the foot of a grave. It was six feet deep and perfectly rectangular. Sitting at the bottom was a tapered coffin covered with black lacquer, a white skull painted on the top. In the eye of the skull was a hole just big enough for the PVC pipe. Stenciled underneath was a line from Dracula: Denn die Todten reiten schnell.
I stood there like an idiot, waiting for Ben to show up.
In the end, Id decided to go along with his stupid gig. Ben was a stubborn bastard, and if I didnt help him, someone else would. At least, thats the justification I gave myself. But the real reason was that, deep inside my heart, his words were still echoing.
Id ended up doing a little more work than I had intended. For one, I had to place his stupid clues around the city. It wasnt hard work, but it took some time to get them all in the proper places. Luckily for Ben, they were pretty obvious clues. There was no need to worry that his participants would be unable to find him.
Ben had set up the grave and the coffin a few days prior to Halloween. It was out in the woods just on the outskirts of town, no chance of it being disturbed. Id tried to talk him out of burying it the whole six feet down.
If something happens and I need to get you out fast, what will I do? Cant you put it closer to the surface?
Ben had just shaken his head in exasperation. You just dont get it, do you? It has to be done right. Remember what I told you.
So I shrugged and let him mess around with whatever dumbassery would get him off.
I was just beginning to wonder if I should have brought more beer this promised to be a long night when Ben showed up.
I had to restrain my laughter when I saw his getup. A cheap Dracula costume from Wal-mart had never looked so pathetic, especially when topped off with those cheap plastic fangs. Hed greased his hair back and painted on a widows peak.
I couldnt resist. Wow, seriously, dude?
He gave me a stern look. Its a comment on the commercialization of vampires and horror as we know it today. He fished around in his pocket and pulled out a walkie talkie. Here, take one. The range isnt very far, but my cell phone wont work that far underground. Youll have to stay nearby. Let me know if youre going out of range.
I shrugged and took it. Okay, but you brought your cell just in case, right?
Nah, what good will it do if it doesnt work?
This guys batshit insane, I thought. But he handed me the hundred dollars and, suddenly, it didnt seem to matter anymore.
I helped him into the coffin and shut the lid. He seemed pretty calm if it were me, I knew Id be having a panic attack. I fit the PVC pipe into the hole. It slid in perfectly snug. I climbed out of the coffin and grabbed my shovel, taking one last look at the shiny black peeking out from the dirt.
With a resigned shrug, I started to shovel in the dirt. Okay, well, he asked for this, I thought.
It took almost a full hour to get all the dirt piled in. The PVC pipe was just barely visible over the grave. I piled the earth around it to hide it as well as I could. Then, I set up the rest of the grave: a hideously gothic headstone made of Styrofoam, and cheap Wal-mart flowers. Once it was finally finished, I sat back against a tree and waited.
There was an awful lot of waiting to be done.
Three hours later, his participants still hadnt come.
Hed buzzed in on the walkie talkie a few times, asking if theyd shown up. I continually answered in the negative, wondering how long hed be willing to keep up this charade. He must be getting worried, I thought, staring at my watch. It was already 10 pm and not a soul to be seen.
Hey, Mike? Something must have happened, I dont think theyre coming. Can you get me out of here? Bens voice crackled and faded in and out of the static fuzz. I took another swig of my beer and heaved a sigh.
Of course they werent coming. They were frantically searching for the last clue. My hand crept into my pocket as I felt it folded there, the creases poking at the soft flesh of my palm.
Mike? Are you there? Did you go out of range?
I turned the walkie talkie off. I didnt need it anymore, anyway. Carefully, I picked up a handful of disturbed earth from the top of the makeshift grave. I poured it down the pipe and listened.
I heard the muffled exclamation, the series of expletives. I thought I could hear a thumping sound he must be hitting the top of the coffin. I smiled a little to myself as I poured some more dirt in through the pipe.
Bens struggles got louder and I felt a certain heat rising up in me. Oh, I knew it could be good, but I didnt know it could be good. This was incredible. This was perfect. This was .
Eventually, I grew bored of shoving the earth down into the coffin. I could hear Bens screaming and sobbing reverberating up the pipe. I yanked a handkerchief out of my back pocket and stuffed it inside. I made sure to plug it up good and tight.
It would only be a matter of time, now. Assuming he could regulate his breathing, he could possibly have a few hours. But I knew he was panicking. And that would simply serve to shorten his time.
The pounding grew weaker as I finished my beer. Once I was certain there was no saving him, I went to finish my work.
Ben was right everything really did go off without a hitch. I dont know what I was so worried about.
Id gone to find his lost sheep, the wayward participants who were scrambling in frustration for the last clue. I scolded them for making us wait so long, acted the part of the reluctant friend indulging his lunatic companion. I took them out to the grave. It was now past midnight.
They sat hushed as I gave the stupid speech that Ben had prepared for me. Everything seemed normal Id made sure to stow the rag before anyone could see it.
Friends, foes, and everyone in between. Tonight we gather to resurrect the ancient horror that has plagued mankind for centuries. Its tale, once a gruesome epic of blood and seduction, has become nothing more than commercialized fodder as society has aged. Now, the time has come for the phoenix to burn and rise again. So, too, shall the blood-soaked visage of the vampire! My voice resonated throughout the woods, and the morons in attendance clapped as they all reached for their shovels.
We dug him up in about half an hour. It was much faster work with his host of suckers. It was good that we reached the coffin quickly, because I could barely contain my excitement.
Two of the men opened the coffin and screamed. The women leaned in over the grave to peek as well, full of expectancy. There was something dreadful about the scene, to be sure.
Bens face had gone gray, sprayed over with a few specs of dirt. His hands were bloody, his fingernails pried off. Deep scratches decorated the top of the lid. The men who had opened his tomb dragged him out in a panic, unsure if this was part of the performance or not. A few moments of silent listening at his chest produced no heartbeat. The proclamation was definitive: he was dead.
They screamed. They called the police. They alternatively looked at his body and shielded themselves from its horror, enraptured yet struggling.
They ignored me.
But that was fine. It was fine because they were admiring my work, the work of the artist. Finally, I had been given this opportunity to prove my worth. Finally, I had found my sacrificial lamb. And it had been a rousing success. The heat raging in my body affirmed that much. I didnt even care if I was caught, so long as I could have this moment to hold for the rest of my life.
Ben was right. I should have known a man of principle never lies. And I owe him a debt of gratitude, for realizing the artist within me.
Art must be a little dangerous for it to be real.
Source: http://allofbeer.com/every-halloween-i-have-a-story-i-like-to-tell/
from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2018/03/28/every-halloween-i-have-a-story-i-like-to-tell/
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⤷ HALLOWEEN HAUNTER TASK !!
NIYKEES Q&A @ PRODUCERS PANEL
fan: what’s your favourite thing about being a producer?
niykee: just being in control of every aspect of my own music. i dont want to write something and have someone else produce it. i want it to be my vision and my product entirely.
fan: what advice can you give to an aspiring produce?
niykee: that it’s possible, so don’t give up. get on your computer or your work station and practice a little bit every day.
fan: what’s the most difficult thing about being a producer?
niykee: the hardest thing for me was just teaching myself to do it.
fan: when did you know you wanted to be a producer?
niykee: i never really thought about learning to produce but i had a lot of issues with my first record label and i didnt want to be signed to them anymore and they didnt want me to release music and they told me that i needed them because i needed producers and they had to book and pay for them so i learned to produce to prove to them that i didn’t need them and so they didn’t have control over that aspect of my music.
fan: what’s your favourite thing about being involved in festivals like this?
niykee: i play a lot of festivals. i honestly just love being able to walk around and meet fans whenever i’m not on stage. my fans are my livelihood. i love festivals because i can literally just hangout with fans, watch sets with them, do whatever whereas at my own shows or at normal shows its just the show and then a meet and greet and thats it but at festivals since they go on for awhile there’s more time to actually hangout.
fan: what’s your favourite thing about having a contract with luminary?
niykee: uh, i guess just knowing that my pr rep will make sure i’m getting publicity and actually make me go out and do things because if someone didn’t make me i’d literally never go to events or parties unless i was booked to perform.
fan: do you like the luminary press magazine or do you think the company would be better off without their affiliation to it?
niykee: i think it’s cool to have a magazine that’s only about the luminary acts. i dont know, really. i guess i’m neutral on it.
fan: whose sets were you most excited to see at this festival?
niykee: probably bebe, harry and halsey.
fan: what’s your favourite scary movie?
niykee: ghostface? are you at my panel? uh, i love the amityville horror with ryan reynolds.
fan: what’s the favourite thing you’ve ever dressed up as for halloween?
niykee: cheech and chong with lp
fan: how old were you when you stopped trick or treating? did you usually go with your family or did you go with friends?
niykee: i was eleven the last time i went. my sister used to take me when she was able to. if her or my brother didn’t take me, nobody would.
fan: what’s your favourite halloween tradition?
niykee: making caramel apples.
fan: why did you and wolfie break up? do you miss him?
niykee: uh, we didn’t really break up, we just decided to take a break because he got an offer to play for a team that would be a lot better for him career wise than the one he was already on and that meant he’d have to move away, and i wanted him to take the opportunity. so, we were just taking a break while he got adjusted in his new city. i spent three months missing him so much that i could hardly function, yeah, i missed him but he’s here now.
fan: the most recent luminary press issue was about family, are you close with your family? do they support your career?
niykee: uh, no. my manager and her family and my - wolfie, have become my family. my fans are my family. they support me.
fan: is there anything you wish you could go back and time and tell your 15 year old self ?
niykee: you’re gonna get out of that fucking town and things are going to get better.
fan: what’s one piece of advice you want to give to all of your fans?
niykee: i’ve seen how passionate my fans are, they can do anything. they’re so special and so capable. i want them to all do big things.
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