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edaxii · 1 month

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Its time for a real ass stupid challenge. I want everyone to go all out

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crunchymatsuroll · 2 years

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I don't have a reason.

#the red flag osomatsu meme went well so why not more #is this even funny #this took 30 seconds #osomatsu san #ichimatsu #karamatsu #mr osomatsu #osomatsu

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an--artistic--autistic · 7 months

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i am unreasonably proud and excited about this

#disability #chronic pain #mobility aid #i am officially running a thing to make my university accessible #i am so ready to fight people over it and I've recruited a bunch of people #we may or may not end up in our local news too #im done with this shit #literally on Friday had to walk around the building bc the elevator broke again and i couldn't do stairs #should take 30 seconds instead took like 10 minutes

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mwagneto · 1 year

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Janelle Monáe in Glass Onion // The Mona Lisa

#the pic was basically all black when i screenshotted it and yet it took literally like #2 seconds to brighten it fully and then like another 30 to make it look normal #death of film lighting etc #glass onion #knives out #knives out 2 #janelle monáe #parallels

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the-chat-who-got-the-cream · 11 months

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gorilla during the kiss: aw man these poor kids i’ll give them their moment before pulling them apart or something

fully grown man who works in an airport and regularly has to move heavy luggage around aeroplanes:

#IN HEELS TOO #SHE WASNT EVEN AT HER FULL POTENTIAL IM DEAD #IT TOOK THIS GUY A GOOD 30 SECONDS OR SOMETHING #i just find this really funny #she did NOT skip leg day for this one #using all her miraculous strength which ok fair but LMAO #miraculous ladybug #miraculous adventures of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug spoilers #ml spoilers #ml season 5 #ml revolution #revolution spoilers #miraculous ladybug season 5 #adrinette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng

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buckttommy · 24 days

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this isn't a horny post but. has buck even... seen a hard penis before that was not his own? like yeah yeah porn but. that's not really the same is it. not when you're not even looking. not when you don't even know that you want to look. like for all intents and purposes buck is completely virginal here and that's. ummm. that's a lot.

#like. oh. oh he's such a baby. he really is a BABY gay like sweet boy. you know nothing #you are about to get your entire perception of life and your body and your inner being absolutely fucking rearranged #especially the perception of his life like. for 30+ years he has lived in one world and it only took one kiss. one handful of seconds to no #just *change* that world but transport him to a completely different one.#everything is going to be different. from the way he approaches his politics (because it means something different when you're actually #fighting for your OWN rights) and the way he approaches his body like. and that's the real kicker for me is like #buck knows his body. he knows what he likes and this that and the other #but he doesn't actually KNOW his body because he doesn't know ALL the ways that it can feel #and all the ways that it can make HIM feel #he has not yet tasted the way his body can electrify him and render him undone and it's like #it truly is like he's becoming another person #and i know that's cheesy to say but this really is like being born again.#oh my god. i'm actively falling asleep. i don't know if this makes sense. you guys get the picture

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thirdchildart · 1 year

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"He doesn't want to see you."

"Then let me hear that from him!"

"Just go."

"...make me."

#MARTIN TURNS UP IN THE NEXT SHOT #This shot took me a full four hours to tone #30 seconds of so much acting #but it turned out cool and I love it #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jarchivist

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httpiastri · 8 months

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these two <33

#i want to show a stranger these pics and ask what their jobs are because no way in hell would anyone think these two drive fast cars #they’re such dorks #im at the gym and when i saw that they uploaded the vid i was like !!! need to watch instantly !!!!!!#doesn’t help that i have pretty much no internet connection in my gym so a 5 min video took 30+ minutes to watch but it was worth it #there’s so much to unpack from this video #i loved every second of it #best birthday gift ever to be honest #f1 #lando norris #oscar piastri #formula one #formula 1 #mclaren #favorite pics of my favorite boys 💘

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feelingpure · 5 months

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Fellow Travelers will rip your heart out:

(Ugh, ouch, pain; Tim's face in those shots...)

Then immediately cut to:

(Heh, I wasn't expecting the old-married-couple levels of domestic bickering!)

Followed by:

(Lmao, Hawk can be honest and funny?)

And this jab from Tim:

(Oop-)

Tim (and me) at the end of the scene:

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skeletalheartattack · 1 year

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idk about you guys but i think it's really hard to be normal after having seen these bits of raiden from playstation magazine

#also i took like an honest to god 30 minutes trying to figure out what word they censored #i kept thinking ''... did they make him say boobies????'' but. i think something was on my mind when trying to decipher it #hes just saying bitches in hindsight but.... listen #i also couldnt believe the second image is where the edit of ocelot saying ''did you check my tumblr yet'' came from #good heavens

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fluorescentbrains · 5 months

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i think new trek gets held to kind of an unfair standard (the double edged sword of nostalgia hanging over it always) but the thing that they are really doing wrong in my opinion is constantly re-treading old ground and revisiting “classic” settings and characters rather than building on anything that happened in 90s trek. (st picard kind of almost tries to go forward? but it can only do it while centering a classic character.) or it does what disco did and goes sideways around the issue by jumping 900 years into the future where much of the world is unrecognizable and none of what they do really affects the rest of canon. it’s kind of ironic because what i’d REALLY like to see is a trek show in the “classic” format, with a captain and a recurring crew, going about poking nebulas and such, but with a new cast in a post-war timeline. (so, not strange new worlds! sorry!) and when they revisit other trek canon, it’s the parts of canon that were introduced post-tng. but it’s like someone in paramount thinks no one would watch this?? idk maybe they wouldn’t maybe TV really has changed that much. but lower decks is closest they’ve come to this and it’s been a big success. so.

#i was thrilled to see a changeling on disco but it was just for like 30 seconds #and they took away the goop :(

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royalarchivist · 6 months

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Pac: Oh yeah, we were kidnapped once. Mike: Yeah, Pac and I, we were kidnapped. Fit: What?! Mike: Together. Pac: Yeah, together. Fit: You were kid- like actually? No joke, you were kidnapped?

Here's Pac and Mike's entire kidnapping story, since the version Pac told during yesterday's Halloween event was incomplete (and pretty tame).

[ Complete Transcript ↓ ]

Pac: Mike, have you ever been robbed?

Mike: Yeah. Yeah, I think.

Pac: Oh yeah, we were kidnapped once.

Mike: Yeah, Pac and I, we were kidnapped.

Fit: What?!

Mike: Together.

Pac: Yeah, together.

Fit: You were kid- like actually? No joke, you were kidnapped?

Pac: [Pac and Mike cheer] Was so cool Fit, was so cool that day.

Mike: Pac almost got his finger shot.

Pac: Yeah, they almost shot in our van- actually, they shot near our van, right? But they missed it for a few inches.

Mike: So we had these shows called- I'm going to explain the whole history.

Pac: Here we go!

Mike: We have these shows called Tazercraft Party when we go all over the state of Brazil.

Fit: Yeah?

Mike: And once we are heading to this city, and it was like 3am. And we have to arrive there early to make our show, to prepare the scenery, to prepare the stage.

Fit: Oh, I see, yeah yeah.

Mike: And then we were like on this van, really late in the night, and then we heard a gunshot. And then a car just crossed in front of our van, stop at the van, and entered two guys armored with guns and with that- uh...

Pac: Wearing balaclavas, Fit! Wearing balaclavas.

Mike: Yeah yeah. And they said like, "Everyone stay quiet. I'm going to take you-"

Pac: [Interrupts him with rapid-fire Portuguese, imitating what the kidnappers said, and Mike joins in with him]

Fit: Wow.

Mike: And then they took us to like a really far away place on the road was really dark and the moon was shining like the sun. And then they told us to put the hands against our hats and just wait until they took all the baggage and luggage. They even took our shoes!

Pac: Yeah!

Mike: And I had this Smartwatch that I bought like one- two days ago. And it got stolen too. We lost everything! We lost everything. Our cell phones, our luggage. But it was in a really sketchy place. \

Pac: Yeah, in the middle of nowhere!

Mike: Yeah, it was literally in the middle of nowhere.

Pac: [Cheerfully] But yeah, Brazil is pretty cool, you know, you should come!

Fit: [Laughs] Oh god.

Mike: There's this famous streamer- there's this famous streamer that plays LoL that he didn't want to give his baggage, his luggage, to the bandits. And one of the bandits said to Pac, "Hold the locker," that he's going to shoot the locker up open.

Pac: Yeah, but it was like, a small locker you know, and he was just going to fire at my fingers, you know. And I completely lost my mind you know, like, "Hey, hey! You're- you're going to make me lose a finger! Don't do that!" And you know, I could smell the gunpowder from his gun because he just fired it.

Mike: This motherfcker. He didn't want to get the keys off his luggage. I hate him.

Pac: [Laughing] Yeah. At the end, I didn't lost the fingers, and you know- Brazil is the BEST. Fit, please come to Brazil! [Cheers]

Mike: Brazil Fit!

Pac: It's going to be alright, it's gonna be alright! Alright alright.

Fit: That's- that's probably the most casual retelling of a kidnapping story I've ever heard. That's insane.

Pac: We used to call this a "Lightling McQueen" kidnapping it because it was really fast. We were kidnapped for 2 - 3 hours you know. Not a long time. So it was a lighting McQueen kidnapping.

Mike: Yeah...

Fit: Oh, I see. So wait, hold on– I'm still stuck on this kidnapping story. So wait- how long ago did this happen?

Pac: Three years, Mike?

Mike: Three years? Three or four years.

Pac: Three or four years.

Fit: ...Wow, that's crazy.

Mike: Let's show one of our shows to Fit.

Pac: At the end Fit, at least for me, I always try to see the things from the bright side. So at least for me, I learned a lot from this day. I learned that like, you need to avoid robberies and you need to avoid bad guys and also gunshots. And I learned that you always need to... to stay sharp, you know? So that was actually pretty cool. And I have an amazing story to tell everyone! So at the end, it was like a win, at least for me. I would be kidnapped again, you know, if I wasn't- if somebody doesn't shot me, you know.

#FitMC #Tazercraft #Mikethelink #Pactw #QSMP #Mike #Pac #This was a doozy to transcribe but I know not everyone has heard the full story #This is my community service #They also told Etoiles and Bad the story but that was the abridged version #I'll upload that one a bit later #Edited #by which I mean I took out 30 seconds where they briefly went off-topic

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dashing-through-ecto · 7 months

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The difference one and a half years can make

My first comic

My latest comic

It's been absolutely staggering to see the differences even though these panels have the same vibes.

#I've been reminiscing about my older comics #thinking if I should redraw the first one I've ever made because #holy shit that looks like hot garbage #but like #it's still one of my best posts #the whole thing that kickstarted me doing more comics #enjoying bringen stories to life #it's like a piece of my history #its just cool to see how fare I've come as an artist #also like... the first pic was drawn in about 30-40 min at max and the second pic took at least 2 hours if not more #the effort i put into my art has changed so much #i feel so much joy when people laugh at the dum jokes that i make in my art #even back then #all the comments and love and taggs people have left on my posts is what keep me going #y'all having fun with my art is what fuels me and motivates me to make more stuff #bigger projects #it's just been wonderful this last year

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kirstielol · 5 months

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i caught one of my crabs molting!!!! 🦀

#took her like 30 seconds to do it #crab #crabs #vampire crab #vampire crabs #mycrabs

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moongothic · 1 month

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Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)

God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.

Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature... Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend

The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode

And so like

Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)

So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also

It would be objectively funny as hell

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Crocodad #I just. I just wanted to throw this out there. For your considderation.#We all love good drama and angst and the feels but also. Considder The Funny Alternatives. Considder The Comedic Potential #Croc's water breaks and Iva-chan rushes out to get like towels or something #They're out for like 30 seconds and when they're back the baby's already born. No screaming no shouting no nothing #Croc just complains why Iva took so long and tells them to help him clean up the mess #And Iva-chan's just like [Enel Face]#Like yeah that's the good fucking shit lmao #ALSO: Again we don't know if Baby Luffy was an itty bitty tiny baby or a Jumbo Sized Baby so like #If Luffy was like average size (or small) while Crocodile's a fucking giant then???#Like?? I would like to imagine and pretend giving birth to an itty bitty baby would be easier than if the baby was proportional to Croc #So the baby essentially just falling out of Croc without any effort could make sense. In a ''this is a shounen comedy manga'' kinda way #I have edited this post like 10 times after posting it oh my god why is this post such a trainwreck of piss poor phrasing and typos #Should've let it sit in my drafts for another 2 weeks clearly

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hotvampireadjacent · 4 months

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Still laughing at the idea of someone hears Astarion complain he hasn’t seen his face in so long and they’re so shit at drawing and just. Give him this and then start crying bc they can’t draw

#this took like 30 seconds and I was giggling the entire time

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