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90ekz · 1 year

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Hiii I loved ur bakugo where like hes at the gym and stuff and was wondering if you could do something like that but his s/o goes with him 🫢🫢

this is so funny bc this was actually in my drafts alr 😁

her possession ☆ b. katsuki. | pt 1.

katsuki loves when you tag along with him to the gym.

that sweet smile you give him when he spots you, cooking lunch with you after, its all so relaxing for the both of you.

not to mention your tight lil gym shorts but he’s supposed to stay focused.

this particular day though, you seemed a bit.. tight lipped, and he didn’t know why.

“you good?”

his question floated in the air between you before you just mumbled a soft “yea”, much to katsuki’s dismay.

suspicious, but whatever.

when you moved to lower body exercises, katsuki couldn’t help but notice your noises of annoyance the whole time. he’d look over and you’d be scoffing or smacking your teeth, was he doing something wrong?

“the hell’s up with you?”

“what’s up with me? what’s up with her?”

katsuki’s attention was directed towards the front desk lady. they made eye contact briefly before she tore her eyes away like she’d been caught doing something embarrassing.

he looked back at your annoyed face before making a confused one of his own.

“seriously? you really don’t get it?”

another shrug.

“she’s been drooling all over you since we got here. no way you don’t see that shit.”

katsuki couldn’t help but let a smirk curl onto his lips. you were so easily jealous, it humored him.

“you jealous or sumn?”

you feigned confusion, making katsuki laugh. you knew he was attractive, everyone knew that, but he was yours.

and you were gonna prove it.

“im getting some wipes. come with me.” katsuki was already confused by that request, not to mention that you went to the ones farthest away from your station, but… whatever.

he grabbed some wipes while you made sure the desk girl was watching you.

“babe. ‘s something on your neck.”

before he could respond, you were tonguing the sensitive spot on his neck, causing him to groan a bit too loud for a public gym.

you almost laughed when the desk woman gasped at the display, and katsuki tried to hide his various obvious (and very ‘angry’) blush.

“got it.”

#katsuki x you #katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #bakugou x black reader #katsuki bakugo mha #katsuki drabble #mha drabbles #mha bakugou #katsuki bakugo x reader #anime #katsuki x black!reader #im going insane btw #this is sloppy but yolo!#you embarrassed him so bad he had to apologize to the front desk lady while acting like he didn’t like it #ugh you make life so hard for him 😒#you got put on gym probation too btw

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sashi-ya · 1 year

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𝑪𝒉𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒙 𝑽-𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕 Cinnamon & Dark Chocolate +18. 𝐄𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐝 𝐱 𝐟! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

Dear, @thegrandlinesimp your 𝒁𝒆𝒃𝒓𝒆́ bonbon is filled with 𝑪𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏 & 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆, please enjoy the taste of 𝑺𝒊𝒛𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒌

request: @thegrandlinesimp asked: Hello Sashi! May I pretty please have the Zébré with the tulip tsundere, Eustass Kid? Female for gender. If we’re allowed to say what fillings we don’t want, then can I please not have salted caramel or strawberries & champagne. If not then…yolo. Thank you. I look forward to the fills for this, it looks fun! (I am eyeing that impregnation/creampie filling with fingers crossed!) | tw: size kink. impregnation. mentions of pregnancy. semi public sex. oral and masturbation. kinda rough sex. implied zosan at the end (don't worry is nothing big) wc: 1k | masterlist

You always hear them whisper, talk when you pass. “Isn’t he way bigger than her?”; “That must be painful”

Painful? Who said that? It’s anything but that… Kidd takes total care of you, and tonight, even if romance isn’t his forte, it’s even taking you in a total romantic date for Valentine’s day.

Or at least he tries...

“Woman is this the place you wanted to come? Tell me the guys didn’t lie to me” he says, taking a good look around. A sophisticated atmosphere receives both of you; a restaurant decorated with candles and roses, a golden aura all around.

You giggle, sure it is the one you wanted to visit; the Baratie. They say that here, you can taste the flavours of all the seas joined in one. On the corner, there is even a skinny man playing the piano, filling the place with sweet classic melodies.

“Yes, Kidd. Thank you so much” you nod, slightly resting your forehead against his muscular arm.

The redhaired feels proud of himself, and even if he doesn’t show, he is also happy because you are too. But the feeling of inner peace gets disturbed instantly by a blonde with curly brows praising the beauty of his lover; the main chef. What is he doing here?

“Welcome to the Baratie! I’m Sanji, the main chef! Where do you wanna seat my beautiful mademoiselle… and… your…?” he chimes, looking at Kid after scanning you with a brilliant smile.

You laugh, and kindly answer “My boyfriend. We are here to celebrate Valentine’s” you chime, already feeling the tension in between the both of them. Kidd isn’t always showing his emotions, but tonight things were about to take a different turn if you didn’t interfere.

The blonde showed you a table next to the window; and take a deadly look at Kidd when he didn’t move the chair out for you to sit. Truth is, you don’t wanted to, nor ever asked of it. You only wanted to sit down, order and avoid the chef and your lover to have further interaction.

Sanji suggested the chef’s choice, and both acceded to order that. As soon as the fancy blonde left, Kid put his heavy hand over the table. It made you slightly jump from your sit, but you know he isn’t angry with you.

“Calm down, he is just acting like a fancy French man… I’m sure his not a menace to you” you joke, sliding your hand on top of his veiny one.

Kidd fixes his burning red eyes on yours, and turns around your hand to be the one under his. “You are mine; you know that? Do you want me to remind it to you?” he grunts, low but loud enough for you to hear.

Your eyes widen, a few slow blinks after and you are gawking. Is not that this is new coming from Kidd but it surely startled you. However, your façade turns from surprised to a sexy grin and sloppy eyelids.

“Me? Yours? And how are you planning to show me that?” you whisper, playing with your fingertips on his palm in a sexy way.

Kidd smirks widely and tilts his head to the side. A challenge? For him? Now you better get ready for what’s about to come for you…

The silence in between you two says more than any words the crimson haired could ever say. He has let his hair down today, sexy tufts fall over his face and they match perfectly with the formal attire he bought just for tonight. He never wore it, but you are absolutely grateful he did. The savage style is what made you fell in love with him, but the suit looks extremely good on him.

Of course, such silence gets interrupted by the Chef bringing himself your plates. He flirts a little more with you while the sound of Kidd’s teeth gritting surrounds you. You smile sweetly at Sanji and as soon as he fleets off Kidd narrows his eyes.

“Eat. Fast” he orders.

“Excuse you? Why are you ordering me around, Mr. Eustass?” you ask, narrowing your eyes too.

“Fine, if you don’t mind the food getting cold then…” he says, standing up and taking you from your hand. He begins to walk towards the bathrooms, and you are unable to process what’s going on. You trip to match his long and fast steps in silence.

Kidd opens quite violently the bathroom door and takes a look to see if there is anyone there. “Come in” he says, pulling you inside. You kind of imagine what he is planning, but right there…?

“Kidd i think we shouldn-“ you can’t keep talking; the red haired kisses are enough to shut you up. His tongue exploring your mouth, your tongue slowly getting used and matching his motions. You whine as he pushes inside one of the stalls, his hand searches for under your skirt. He squeezes your thighs; he bites your lips and pull from them.

“Here it is how I was planning on showing you are totally mine” he grunts, as your back hits the refined door of the bathroom stall. “Unfortunately, I couldn’t wait until getting home, hope you don’t mind”

You shiver, he is so big compared to you -or anyone really-. His topping body makes your legs turn weak, you know he can be as violent as he wants with you, you allow him to; he loves to do it.

Kidd sits on the toilet and helps you stand still against the door right in front of him. “It’s a blessing you are wearing this cute little skirt…” he scoffs, spreading your legs just so that his arm would fit in between them. He discovers your wet reaction on your panties, Kidd is delighted with it he even smiles sweetly.

“Are you that horny for me, (Name)?” he asks, moving your panties aside to take some of that dampness in between his fingertips.

You nod. Of course you are. Since he picked you up tonight you were waiting for this moment… Your mind goes blank, and your hands cover your mouth as his index suddenly penetrates you. Your knees try to join but Kidd won’t let that happen…

“No, no. Don’t close them. We need you ready to take me…” he whispers, taking his finger out and sucking on it clean from your arousal. “Ah… you are so delicious… come here”

Kidd pulls you closer to his face, he helps you lift your leg so that you could step on his right thigh. “I bet this dinner tastes a lot better than that tasteless shit” he growls, bringing your sex almost over his mouth so that he can eat you out.

Your muscles tremble, you wanna shout, you wanna scream; Kidd does it so well, twirling tongue against your clit and his index opening its way inside you. Up and down and sometimes in beckoning motions, adding fingers, sucking, and licking. Sometimes, he even bites your inner thighs. Feasting on your core it’s his favourite meal, and no fancy restaurant can match it…

But, Kidd needs more. And, as he said, he will show you, you are nobody’s but his.

“I think you have been stretched enough to take me…” he says, cleaning his shiny chin from your fluids with his forearm. He lends you his hand to help you put your leg down but as soon as you do, his hand carves in your glutes to pull you towards him and sit on his lap.

You gasp, you can feel his throbbing hardness through the black pants he is wearing -and that you are probably wetting-. “What about me fucking you this way, and really showing you who you belong to?” he adds, stating he clearly wants to claim your body as his.

“Fuck me, yes… please” you whisper, already moving backwards so that you can get his sex out of that fabric prison. Quickly, efficiently, you pull down his zipper. He is also dampened; Kid is hard and so wet.

“Sure thing, woman” he moans, guiding his tip to your entrance. You remain lingering over it without fulling sitting yet, you are scared of him going deep… being the size he is, your walls are already both eager and afraid.

Kidd must be feral, but he isn’t a brute. He waits until you are ready, he doesn’t push you, he simply allows you to slowly go down as he slides inside you. Your nails carve on his wide back, leaving marks on his black coat. Your lips trapped by his, Kidd drowns your soft whimpers so nobody could hear you.

He also shivers. The feeling of tightness around his shaft makes him weak. Your red-haired lover closes his eyes as he lets himself go in the oppressive sensations around his sex. “Ugh… you are so damn tight… you take me so good…” he whispers, lips against lips, warmth against warmth.

Your toes curl, your skirt has rolled up your waist, your hairstyle gets absolutely messed up and you don’t really care about a thing… except the bulge forming in your lower belly as the thrusts now have become faster and harder.

Kidd pulls from your head back, he needs to kiss the crook of your neck. He pants and grunts against your skin, you do the same with hands playing with his red locks.

“Allow me to cum inside you. I want to make you mine, completely” he pleads, going violently in and out you. Your tiny frame compared to his seems to get smaller as you hear those words. “Let me fill you up with my seed, let me make you mine, make you so damn pregnant with a child of mine”

“I love you, please do it ~” you purr, with what’s left of energy and the feeling of breaking in half for how full you feel already… and you want to feel fuller, a lot more fuller… flooded, dripping.

And that’s exactly what you get. As you retort yourself over his hardness, reaching climax, squeezing, milking him out he gets ready for his release. Kidd hugs you tight, kissing your lips, breathing into each other’s lungs, feeling your heartbeats with your chests pressed together…

“Ngh… Until the last drop… hold it in…” he grunts, as his twitching anatomy bathes your inner walls with his warm, sticky seed. “I fucking love you, woman”

“I won’t let any drop go to waste… this feels so… ngh… fu- good… I love you too, Kidd…”

Ah by the way, about dinner… the moment you left the bathroom to go back to the table you saw the blonde “womanizer” chef kissing passionately with the green haired security guard from the parking lot right on the back of the restaurant.

“Oh…” Kid muttered. “Told you, you didn’t have to worry”

#eustass kid x reader #sashi-ya #eustasscaptainkid #hentober #kinktober 2022 #one piece #kinktober #law x reader #one piece x reader #one piece x you #sashi ya #eustass kidd #eustass kid imagine #eustass kid x you #eustass kid #one piece fanfiction #one piece kid #kid one piece

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twig-tea · 6 months

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Let's Talk about Cheum

I've had multiple Cheum posts in my drafts since at least episode 6, and the main reason why I haven't posted them is because I keep waiting for the show to give me more. There have been some great posts reflecting on her character this week, so I thought I'd give it a try anyway right before the finale this weekend.

@waitmyturtles laid out her thoughts on Cheum here and this was followed up on with some excellent context by @ctl-yuejie re: the split in the audience around their reception of Cheum.

@my-rose-tinted-glasses tied the way that folks seem to want to iterpret Cheum's character to the trailer, which was an interesting take I hadn't considered! I like it.

I've been pushing back on Cheum being the voice of the audience or the only character who has it together for the entire time we've been watching this show [one of the places I've done this most explicitly was in my scene-by-scene breakdown of ep6]. Nothing in the actual show, to me, encourages us to see Cheum as the one who 'has it together'. She gets sloppy drunk out of the gate in ep1; she's rude, she's catty, she seems like a party girl. She's kind of mean about her girlfriend's films behind her back, she constantly insults Boston, Ray, and Mew in subtle ways, she supports Top as a "good candidate" for Mew even when we all in the audience know that he's a player, and even after she knows he betrayed Mew's trust (we can debate over whether it was "cheating", this is how Mew saw it and how Top knew he would see it); she says she's tried to help Ray in the past but we only see her enable Ray's alcoholism--in other words, I have been baffled this entire time why anyone would see her character as the voice we're supposed to trust as a reliable narrator or moral voice of the show, when the audience has enough information to know she's very often wrong. I said after episode 10, in which Cheum accused Boston of assaulting her brother despite her knowledge of Boston's character and the fact that the photos did not support Atom's story, and with the audience knowing she's in the wrong, that I was so thankful this would have to be the nail in the coffin of the theory that Cheum is supposed to be the "voice of the audience" or the "correct" one in the show, and I am aghast that this still seems not to be the case.

In my post about Cheum after ep 10, I said:

When Cheum realizes that Atom lied, though, if she just shrugs it off the way she did Top sleeping with Boston or Ray bringing drugs to the hostel...my rage will be fierce. Part of unconditional belief is holding your sibling to account if they abuse that trust.

But of course I wrote that because I suspected she would, because that's how her character's been to date. So my own previous post is evidence that Cheum has actually been legibly and predictably written, at least to an extent.

And while I like @my-rose-tinted-glasses' theory that maybe folks are being influenced by their memory of the trailer (in their post linked above), I also suspect that a lot of that comes from the audience bringing their sexism to their viewing experience, and assuming that a female character has to be The Voice of Morality if they are not an Evil Seductress, and cannot simply be as messy and nuanced as the other characters. And also maybe from the assumption that SOMEone in this show must be right, when I think that's a faulty assumption to make.

To be fair to the audience, a lot of what's going on with her is subtle, because the show to date has not often explicitly called her out on her bullshit. I remember being so happy to get the confirmation that she knew Ray was in love with Mew this whole time (during the big blow-up at Yolo bar) for example, because it confirmed what I had thought: that she was not oblivious, she intentionally was not acknowledging the tension between them in order to keep harmony within the group. But I would not necessarily expect everyone watching to put that together, especially not as a reveal in the middle of that dramatic scene where so much else was going on.

Cheum is, like @wen-kexing-apologist said in the fantastic post about hypocrisy, just as young as her friends, and just as flawed. She's a bit of a nag, a bit of a party girl, a bit of a people-pleaser, and a bit of a selfish 20something. But so many viewers are refusing to see her that way, and I don't think that's all on the show. And none of this makes me hate her. She's actually the character I relate to most (I know I said I'd be mad at her for not holding Atom to account, and I am, but I don't hate her for it).

Knowing to pay more attention to the rudeness of her language has helped me with this too, because I was looking for a lovable personality trait, and I think @ctl-yuejie's point (linked above) is a great theory as to what's missing for the English-speaking audience. The difference between an asshole character I hate and an asshole character I love is often (a) intention and (b) eschewing social/societal expectations (as opposed to being an asshole in order to meet societal expectations). I don't think we are given enough about Cheum to tell much of the former (though she says she cares, and I do believe her to some extent, I just think she's also blind to how selfish she often is); but knowing she has been doing the latter helps me connect with her in ways I may have been struggling to before.

That being said, as I hinted at above, I do still agree with a lot of what folks have been saying, in that I think she has been under-written, because what I don't have for Cheum (in the same way that I don't have this for Top) is any sense of what motivates her, whether she really does love her girlfriend or she's just riding out the relationship she's in, how much work she's actually doing at the hostel (we see her work the party, but otherwise it's just implied that she's the one doing all the work on the ground, but we never get to see it and in a show full of unreliable narrators, it's hard to know what's true); and how much she really cares about these friends of hers, since most of what we see is her saying she's a good friend but not actually doing things that a good friend would do (or doing things a good friend would not do, like inviting the ex you're still mad at to the party, or yelling at her friend as he's being arrested, or listening to his explanation after he's been accused of a crime). We don't even really know why she wanted the hostel project to be a thing to begin with, or why she cares enough to keep working on it.

I'd like to give the show the benefit of the doubt and say that could be intentional; Cheum is a bit of a fringe member of the group; she doesn't hang out with them with her girlfriend that often, so she's not always around, and she's clearly not best friends with any of the three others. She's who people go to in order to vent and decompress after something happens, and so most of the time we see her, she's helping someone else process their emotions, usually with an eye to reconciliation--though again, the advice she gives is often not good lol. She gets the most mad when someone does something that disrupts the harmony of the group, which is one of the reasons why I read her as the peacekeeper in the group, or the "link" as her name means in Thai I think, that holds them together. Ironically it's her who severs the group in the way that's most permanent to date, by kicking Boston out of the project. But if this is what they were doing with her character, keeping her as the solder rather than a member of the chain (apologies for this belaboured metaphor), I don't know that it was successful; as always gotta wait to the end to be sure.

In the final episode, I would love to get a peek into the core of who Cheum is, or alternatively, Cheum herself saying she feels lost and unsure of who she is. I would also love for someone to point out Cheum's bullshit to her face so that more people understand that what she says is not the moral backbone of the show, though I'm trying to let go of that part of me that wants everyone to get it with this show because I know that's just not possible (and thanks to all of the excellent previous conversations we've had around that). It would be an exciting reversal, and very in character, if Cheum makes Atom's lie and her subsequent banishment of Boston all about her, and then someone calls her on that, for example. And I'd also like more Cheum and April together on screen because they are very aesthetically pleasing and I am a simple creature.

Also just to say, I am hesitant to chalk up Cheum's character having gaps as a 'men writing women' situation because Yo is given the grace to be a full character in fewer scenes than Cheum; also Top as a character suffers from the same problem. So I think this is uneven writing, rather than sexist writing. But I'm open to debating it (and it's not something that we'll ever necessarily know for sure).

#only friends the series #only friends meta #only friends #ofts meta #ofts #long post #I feel like I know who Cheum is because I relate to her #but how much of that is what I'm bringing to the show vs what the show is actually offering?#this is the same question I had about Top #and the fact that I'm not certain about either of them is I think evidence that the writing is lacking for these two characters

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ayoitskayd3n · 11 months

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Yahellooo~

So I was having this internal debate with myself, trying to decide on if I should post the new AU idea I had for these four, or if I should wait. And I am happy to announce that I have decided... yolo.

Here they are! (The sketches at least.)

"Sundered" is an idea that's been sitting in my head for a while, and I'm going to write a story about it. It's basically a story about the brothers being split up as kids, and raised in different environments, questioning their purpose and place in society, before they decide to explore and find themselves... and soon enough, each other.

After their mutation, in an attempt to escape from Draxum and save the turtle tots, he flees to the docks and hides them in a crate to keep them out of danger while he fights the giant sheep man. However, what Splinter didn't know, was that the crate he hid the turtles in would be confused for cargo, and picked up by the men who were loading up the ships that sat there. By the time Splinter beat Draxum and realized what was happening, it was too late..

And that's all you're gonna get for now.

I'll happily share info on the turtles once I get their actual character sheets finished. Until then, please enjoy my sloppy drawings and chicken scratch handwriting!

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt sundered au #my art #rottmnt #save rottmnt #clip studio paint #rottmnt au

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joellesolo · 14 days

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Yesterday I was rocking the three leading ladies (⚔️) shirt from caffeine and curses and today I was rocking my HU Ariel shirt I got for Peanut's FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY (it's been sitting up high on my closet shelf since then (she turns seven in august)) and I finally took the tags off this morning and was like you know what?! Yolo, right? Seize the day?! I've been feeling myself lately. (Don't mind my frizzy hair in the second picture though, I don't know what's up with that ha.)

Also don't mind the baggy jeans in the first pic, I had to get new ones and while the skinny jeans fit, the flares (which are my preferred style) were four inches too long so I'm waiting for my mom to hem them and who knows how long that will take... my husband said for the birthday we went to earlier, they (the baggy ones) looked 'sloppy' with my nice shirt but they were fine for just lounging with my bestie around the house yesterday, so, there we go 🤷🏽‍♀️

But I got so many compliments on my hair + shirt + overall 'look' today between two birthdays plus the sushi take out place for dinner, my head was spinning 🤯 I know I shouldn't care what others think of me, but when what everyone else thinks is positive and I'm the only one thinking negative thoughts about myself... maybe I should try listening to them?

Okay, enough rambling. I didn't mean for it to be this long. Just wanted to share some, gasp, dare I say it, CUTE pictures of me?! Ha, okay, that's enough. Sweet dreams, tumblr friends.

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dudeyuri · 8 months

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only friends ep3 thoughts

translators thank you for the phrase “down bad” now please eradicate the phrase “finger-lickin good” from your vocabulary

nick and boston endgame: toxic diabolical scorched-earth friendless match made in hell boyfrenemies. i’m calling it now (slash jay but also…i wouldn’t hate it). we met nick while he was playing games. his and boston’s meet cute was kind of off-rhythm. boston trying to get his attention, nick too busy playing games to hear him. he plays games too! it’s going to end how it started…

my favorite moment of this episode was sand smiling at ray in ray’s car. and sand flipping off top. first is a little scenestealer i wasn't even mad when he sang. in fact i quite like his deep ass voice. i also hope there’s a bostonnick sex montage in every episode

the difference between how ray treats sand and how boston treats nick really struck me this ep. i mean the core three are all set up nicely to be compared and contrasted. but ray and boston…they both push boundaries of their FWBs. boston senses nick’s discomfort and teases him for it, and then keeps him happy with that manipulative sweetness. ray pulls back the flirting for a second and outright asks sand “are you okay with this?”

and the similarities between boston and mew. boston trying to sic ray on mew, mew trying to encourage ray pursuing sand. they both want top; boston is attempting to seduce him and mew is moving at his own pace and seeing if top thinks he’s worth it (he’s playing his own game, but he’s also fond of top?)

and next week i think we’re diving more into the mew/ray lore which is what i’ve been wanting. love the kiss twist i knew boston’s photography hobby would be used for evil

thrilled for sand and top lore. what is the beef i hope it’s dramatic and sexual

hoping for backstory on how these people became friends, not because it’s necessary but because I’m so curious. like. WHY is boston friends with them. at first glance boston is a fun partygoer. a rather unreliable low maintenance friend. but he doesn’t give a shit about ray and mew, or he can compartmentalize his affection for them and his desire for top in a way that allows him to just totally fuck them over. is the sloppy Toppy that good

as always looking forward to breaking apart the slutty geode that is boston. he got what he wanted! now what? what exactly does he want from top?

i want april and cheum to fight or break up or something. sorry. wasn’t there a line between cheum and sand in one of the relationship promo posters?? let’s get into it??? I mean OF can continue being a boys-only party that’s fine too, it’s not like it ever promised to be anything but. but april and cheum are cute…

as usual I’m just hanging on for a wild ride but. is someone going to die by the end of this show. ephemerality posters/yolo truthers what do you think. let’s make a poll who’s it gonna be

#only friends the series #ofts spoilers #its two days out by now i probably dont have to tag for spoilers #wrote this from memory bc ive been busy as hell

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vlareina · 2 years

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one night

Modern au and wedding shenanigans

Its mbj and sqh’s wedding party! And sqq is meeting lbh for the first time at the dinner (he couldn’t attend the ceremony because fucking reasons). Here he is at a wedding where he knows basically nobody other than sqh (most of their mutual friends were either too busy or just assholes who elected not to go) but sqh told him to “fuck it up bro, come on!!! its my wedding so please please have fun!! go crazy, go wild! live the yolo life” so he's drinking a bit more than he usually would, just wandering the gardens that surround the venue.

Sqq thinks he's not tipsy enough so he heads over to the bar again, only this time the guy serving drinks is lbh. (he’s seen him around the party a couple times and thought he was cute, but hasn’t been close enough to talk yet since he keeps moving around and chatting with the other guests)

But finally they’re in the same place for an extended period of time and they’re talking and laughing and drinking *(lbh is falling head over tits for sqq and already planning their own wedding) when sqq thinks to himself “well sqh only gets married once so lets take sqh’s dumb advice and make the most of this night. FUCK IT,’ and chugs the rest of his drink before propositioning lbh to a one night stand kinda thing. Hey, if this turns out to be some big mistake, what’re the odds I'll have to deal with the consequences of a once night stand with some random guy from sqh’s wedding? Cause that’s the thing---sqq doesn’t know more about lbh than that he’s part of mbj’s side- who exactly he is to the man??? no clue at all. I mean, MBJ is a fucking mystery to him and he’s been dating sqh for longer than sqq has even known sqh !!!

so he asks lbh. I mean the guy seems interested, and tonight's supposed to be a night of adventure! (of course, lbh is heart eyes, pink haze vision so he’s like “oh yes please yeah okay”)

cue sqq dragging him into some bushes down the path behind the bar. Its a very tipsy and giggly make out with sqq smiling into most of the kisses (lbh has never been happier to know that mbj is marrying that fucking rodent of a man--he’d have never met sqq otherwise) sqq has crawled into lbh’s lap��when they finally break apart some time later, bc sqq thinks he hears a branch breaking “do you think that was somebody looking for us??” but before he can pull away, lbh grabs his hand and gently pulls him back against his body-

“do you want to come back to my room?” its a wedding on venue, and only a select number of people have a room in the little cottage that the original owners lived in so sqq is wondering just how lbh knows mbj if he's one of the people with a room but he’s horny and hey its a “fuck it” kinda night so he agrees.

Cue the room: the frantic pulling of clothes slowed down to gentle hands against his waist; the sloppy kisses turn to precise ones against sensitive points on his body. Its supposed to be a night of passion and yet it feels like more love making than fucking.

In the morning, sqq wakes up with the worst hangover he’s had since sophomore year when sqh dared him to a drinking contest through purely stupid means.

sqq looks around the room he finds himself alone in and starts to look for his clothes (lbh has hurried out to grab something to at least snack on for his future husband). Sqq sees a little poster board with notes and stings tied up. As he’s pulling on his pants he leans closer and sees the *JOBS for BEST MAN* notes and speech excerpts and goes absolutely blank minded.

FUCKING HELL I SLEPT WITH THE BEST MAN???

he’s given no more time to panic as lbh enters the room with his hangover cure, water, and toast. “sorry no one was expecting to make a big breakfast this early. But I'd really like it if you’d let me take you out to eat?” with the big puppy eyes and the ridiculous dimples on display and what’s sqq supposed to do?? break his fucking heart like some kind of monster? so he only a little reluctant agrees (it was good sex but it was only supposed to be one night) and as lbh sets his items down and comes up him, trying to drag him back to bed until a more reasonable hour, sqq can only hope that sqh’s “fuck it” policy comes back to bite him in the ass too

(Sqh is waking up to day one of his honeymoon with a sore ass and a hell of a hangover. The arm around his waist and the teeth marks that litter it prove that saying “fuck it” and confessing to his childhood best friend was the best decision he could’ve ever made)

#moshang #bingqui #weddings #fic #its just a quick writing thing #idk if this makes sense but Ive had it written for a while and was thinking about tit #lol it not tit #svsss #shang qinghua #sqh #sqq #Shen Yuan #lbh #luo binghe

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jedimaesteryoda · 2 months

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tw://violence, sexual violence

Knowing who I'm about to talk about, that trigger warning is earned. Among all the (many) villains in Berserk, the one that always freaked me out the most was Wyald, the second apostle Guts met in the Golden Age arc.

Wyald's the kind of guy you can tell there's something not quite right with just by looking at him with a simian appearance and an unsettling smile. His apostle form is giant ape-like being with his upper torso on top, and an eye in the middle and one on each shoulder. And you know it's bad when his apostle form has a spiked phallus that makes me shudder to think of the women he may have used it on.

On a side not, it was so satisfying to see Guts emasculate him with his sword.

In terms of stats, he is superhumanly strong being able to punch a boulder to pieces, crush a guy's skull with two fingers and knock down a tree. Though in terms of weight class, he's not the most powerful apostle compared to the likes of Zodd and Grunbeld who could easily kick his ass (proven when Zodd dispatches him) with their more powerful apostle forms. And, let's be honest, even if Wyald was in his demon form and they in their human forms, they would still kick his ass given they're talented warriors in their own right having honed their skills whereas Wyald movements are noted to be sloppy with no technique. He is a classic brute who's all power and no skill. It's seen in the way his weapon of choice is a log, and his men easily being routed by the Band of the Hawk. Hence, why a pre-Dragonslayer Guts was able to defeat Wyald using his intelligence and outsmarting him.

He's also quite arrogant to the point that he recklessly charges straight ahead for the Hawk in spite of the clear risk. That may by due to the fact that he knows he is immortal and can heal from almost any wound as well as use his superhuman strength. His overconfidence proves to be his undoing.

He is the leader of the Black Dog knights, Midland's army made up of criminals who garnered the worst reputation. Under his leadership, they had a long list of war crimes, deliberately targeting civilians. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't uncommon in the Middle Ages as well as in Berserk's setting for armies to target the local populace, but Wyald takes it to another level of brutality as shown with the village where they raped and murdered the women, killed the men and threw kids into a fire and used their dismembered body parts as standards.

If you haven't already guessed by now, what really made him scary is that while not as strong as the aforementioned Nosferatu Zodd or Grunbeld, they at least have standards and you know the worst they'll give you is a quick death. Wyald on the other hand, might mutilate and/or rape you. Wyald is exactly what you'd fear most from an apostle: a sadistic, raping, brutish and heartless psychopath who is a monster in every sense of the term. He has zero restraint to the point he even kills his own men for routing or even advising caution. He even tries to rape Casca in his apostle form in the middle of a fight.

"That's the problem with grown-ups." *Crushes subordinate commander's skull with two fingers* "If you start talking about living or dying, you end up wasting your life away."

He approaches war with a libertine attitude with the motto "to enjoy and excite" or basically YOLO which sounds fun until you learn his idea of enjoyment and excitement is rape and slaughter. He even approaches it with a casual attitude, referring to people who exercise caution as "grown-ups" as if he is a kid complaining. He is over a century old, and he is at the same time both old and child-like. His words end up making more sense when you see his actual human form when he dies:

By the time his behelit activated, he was already an old man who had lived an insignificant life and for much of it, played it safe. Likely plenty of people as they get older, he was filled with regrets and wished he could be young again, and do the things he wished he had done. He got his wish in the form of a behelit and became an apostle. Being forever young with superhuman strength and healing, he could finally ingratiate his id without fear of any consequences.

But eventually karma caught up with him. He died a gruesome death at the hands of another apostle as a result of his actions stemming from being hypocritically worried about dying. As he told Zodd, he was told "Do as thou wilt" to which Zodd replied "Then, I shall do as I will," and dispatched him. For the first and final time, he faced the consequences of his actions and paid for it.

Wyald died not even being a climactic villain but a fake climax of the Golden Age arc. He didn't even deserve the top tier. He served to satisfy readers only with his justly deserved death.

#guts berserk #berserk #apostle #anime and manga

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dballzposting · 1 year

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Here’s my thoughts on how characters would put back their shopping carts

Vegeta : he doesn’t he either leaves it in the parking space or props it on the curb

Trunks: puts it away in the cart corral in the parking lot

Goten : puts it back inside but he shoves his the wrong size carts or sideways blocking the other carts from being taken out

Gohan: One of the only ones to put his cart back inside correctly

Goku:he doesn’t use a cart he holds everything in his arms

Bulma: she gets her groceries shopped for by insta carters

Chi Chi: Puts her cart back correctly inside

PUBLISHER'S COMMENTARY:

Vegeta would do thag.

Vegeta exits the store and puts all the groceries in the back of the dumpy car that Bulma makes him drive and then leaves the cart where it is becasue it is of no use to him anymore and then he drives away ... or rather he puts all of the bags in one bigger bag so he can carry it all and fly away. And leave the cart right where it was

And Goten & Trunks as characters are so similiar but so different but also similiar, it can be hard to figure out what exactly it is that they do differently.

What you said for Trunks I believe DOES apply, and it has implications: this is Trunks when he is alone, independent, an adult, representing his name and blood and status, and inhabiting that EASY SPIRIT that comes naturally to him, and inhibiting that responsible chillness that he exhibits in GT.

If you had said that about GOTEN, it would have been a comment on his PROPERNESS and POLITENESS. He respects all animals and people and things and he doesnt want to fuck anything up needlessly. Hes a nice young man and if his mother found him misbehaving then she would beat him with a wooden spoon.

HOWVER. What you actually did say about Goten illuminates his sloppy-messy quality. YES he put it back. Why? Becasue that's where it goes. YES it's all crooked and fucked up. Why? YOLO! Honestly theres a chance that he did not even notice.

If you had said that about TRUNKS: that is indubitably how he does it when hes with his BROS. With his guy friends. If he went to the store with Goten then THAT'S how he's putting the cart back. Simple as that

Bulma has never stepped foot inside of a grocery store ("It's a banana Trunks how much could it cost? 8 dollars?") (Though she has shopped around at flea markets and in smaller towns becasue we see it on the original dragon ball...) and no further comment on anyone else it's all said and done right there. End of post

#dballz posting #dballz asks

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stinkbeck · 1 year

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yolo (dealing w so many problems that aren’t urgent but undermine everything i do so i don’t care if i do things bad or sloppy anymore)

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p0ssywhippedcream · 2 years

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I DO I DO I WANNA 😩 (SLURP SLURP)

I'm gonna die for this but yolo

I'm literally giving you to most "no homo" sloppiness, disastrous, mind blowing, meditation shaking, toe curling, devilish, loudest, world destroying head ever 😰😳

baby, sugarplum, lovebug, sweetness… i crave you like i crave tea during light night poetry binges. you are my safe haven and the only thing simultaneously keeping me sane and driving me insaner.

no homo head hits diff i’m telling you 🫠

#love you N <3 #muh favorite little babe💕#oph.thoughts #n anon

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peepingtoad · 4 years

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Fighting Style

BOLD: mostly applicable ITALIC: situationally applicable STRIKE: may hide/understate it

fight honorably / fight dirty / prefer close-quarters / prefer range / chat during / go silent / low pain tolerance / high pain tolerance / attack in bursts / attack steadily / go for the kill / aim to disarm / fight defensively / bait an opponent’s first strike / strike first / provoked easily / provoke their opponent / tease / get visibly frustrated / shout while attacking / use strategy / focus on their battle / experience conflicting thoughts during battle / rush in recklessly / try to read their opponent before fighting / fight wildly / fight calmly / fight with anger / fight with excitement / fight because they have to / fight because they want to / fight without regard to wounds / run away when wounded / hide wounds / take a blow to protect another / prefer a blade / prefer a gun / prefer a bow / prefer a shield / prefer a spear naginata / prefer a personalized weapon / prefer magic or spells (ninjutsu) / prefer brawling / their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional / transform for battle / fight as they appear / rely on strength / rely on speed / use everything they have / hide their full potential / exhaust quickly / high stamina / doubt their strength / proceed with caution / behave arrogantly / brag after landing a hit / belittle their abilities / use psychological tactics / use brute strength / avoid civilians / strike down civilians / damage surroundings / avoid damaging surroundings / signature fighting style / making it up as they go / mastered skillset / learning their skillset / fancy footwork / sloppy footwork / messy fighter / elegant fighter / accept defeat / refuse defeat / beg for mercy / compliment their opponent / insult their opponent / use unnecessary movements ( flips, twirls ) / move efficiently / barely move / prefer to dodge / prefer to block / defend their blindside / has no blindside / use all available advantages / strictly use one main method / play around / hold back / fight ruthlessly / show mercy / wait for opponent to be ready / strike when opponent isn’t ready / fear death / fear pain / fear killing / has PTSD / avoid fighting / has lost a fight / has won a fight / has killed / refuses to kill / want to die standing / would succumb slowly

Tagged by: pinched from dash Tagging: pinch this if you dare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#yeah he can be fancy and sloppy pfff #nimble but also a clumsy old bitch #contradictory in general tbh.... yolo #{dash games}

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