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sunkissed-zegras · 9 hours

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Can you do a pt.2 of UConn wbb manager headcannon pleasee

𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 ─ UCONN WBB MANAGER

─ warnings | mentions of injuries, fluffy, nothing else?

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there are soooo many videos of manager getting upset over dumb calls that they make on the court

and people like read her lips and it's so funny because she'll just cuss them out not knowing there's a camera on her

like she gets pissed but since she can't get involved, she'll just talk to herself as she takes pictures

they become reaction pictures

the caption would be like "when my mom pisses me off but i can't let her hear" or something like that

there are a lot of videos of manager being really sassy but there are PLENTY of her being a sweetheart

especially to fans!!!!!!

not necessarily like clips or anything but anyone who's met her LOVES HER

she will gladly take pics of you and the player she's with, and not only that but baby girl will get ALL the angles

it's adorable

i feel everyone is very protective of manager but ESPECIALLY kk and paige because they're like her guard dogs

this may be like a really niche example but kinda like kiyoko in haikyuu??? yeah...

also NIKA

paige/kk get really protective over literally anything so it's just them tryna make you laugh when they're protective, but you/nika have a different dynamic where it's like

if anyone tries to disrespect you, not only will they have to deal with paige/kk but NIKA

and she's sm scarier than them no offense...

you know you've made into manager's heart when she starts to tease you because she's like... not being too professional with you anymore

especially like the freshman, ooo she loves teasing them

in this ask, where nonnie talks about how the team brings out manager's soft side is sooo true

like she may seem like a cold-stone bitch but in reality, she's NOT !! not even a tiny bit, poor girl just has the worst case of rbf EVER

her soft side comes out when any of the girls get injures, oh my gosh

she's the first to come to their aid and help them

and she's always there for them after the fact cus she knows how hard injuries can be when you play a support

she's there emotionally and talks them through it, makes sure that they know they're still part of the team injury or not, and of course that she loves them!!

AND she's very soft with the girls when they're going through stuff outside of basketball

relationship issues, family issues, drama within your friendgroup, baby girl is there to help them through it!!!!!

but she's not just like "therapist" friend, trust the team in return knows when theres something up w her and will do everything in their power to help her

and jump whoever hurt you

when manager gets her nails done, the team gets SOOO hurt bc they can't get theirs done bc of basketball so they get super mad at her (jokingly ofc)

so she just rubs it in their faces to get them angry LMAOOO, its very funny to witness

every once in a blue mood, manager will post a thrist trap and OH MY GOD

the entire team is in her comments hyping flirting with her up!!

and especially after uconn kinda blows up on tiktok, you bet those old thirst traps will make themselves into the damn edits

you and paige will hang out during that time and just look at edits while laughing your asses off (but paige is lowkey into yours cus she favorites them)

OOOO AND SHE FORGETS THAT THE EDITORS CAN SEE WHEN SHE SAVES THEM SO SHE JUST GETS EXPOSED AND EVERYONE'S JUST LIKE PAIGEEEE PLS 😭😭

i feel like there's def an edit with the audio "milkshake instrumental" bc everyone thinks u give off like... mean girl vibes

BUT EVERYONE FALLS IN LOVE WITH U BC OF IT, IF THAT MAKES IT???

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yanandreckless · 2 days

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I think we're friends...

Over the past couple of weeks, Mangy Little Marine has been around. He doesn't come too close, sometimes I don't even see him, but he keeps leaving presents and sometimes I can hear the noises that he makes from a nearby bush when I find one of his gifts. After the ratwreath, he's left me a crudely sharpened piece of wood (a stake??) also wrapped in field flowers, a dead marten tied in scraps of jute rope, a piece of abstract art made out of what remained of an old soccer ball, plants, pieces of Monster cans, and nuts, as well as newspapers. They were the only gifts devoid of his creative touch, he just leaves newspapers, admittedly a bit dirty, but otherwise normal. He hasn't shown any tendencies of destroying my property, the trash can incident notwithstanding (and even so, I'm starting to think he was just startled); so I decided to start leaving out snacks for him in exchange for his gifts. And guys! It's so funny! The first time I left anything, it was jerky and a couple of slices of dried mango. They were gone in the morning but I didn't see the marine. And so it continued, I leave him snacks (he seems to love the jerky and the mango, and he also took the walnuts I left) and he takes them and then leaves his artwork next time. And I managed to see him this morning! Come to think of it, he probably let me see him because I've learned that he's great at hiding when he wants to. He was just standing on the porch and crunching at walnuts when I opened the door. He's so cute, despite the macabre helmet! He tilted his head when he saw me and for a while we were just looking at one another. I said "hi, little guy" He chirped at me. He's still dirty and his armor looks battered, and I'm pretty sure he smells really bad, even from a distance, but he's still cute, he held the walnut with both hands you guys! And his chirp is kinda throaty... he almost sounds like Stitch.

#space marine husbandry #night lords #space marines #warhammer 40k #fanfic

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m3llowm1sh · 4 months

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a mini moral orel x tboi crossover comic

#moral orel #the binding of isaac #wow mish posts something that isn't rhythm doctor for once?!?!!??! thats crazy #this is really old like. probably 6 months old but i never posted it and i still think its like somewhat funny #i think they would bond over their similar traumatic experiences </33 bonus points if they had a sibling dynamic w each other #i dont draw isaac like this anymore btw hes kinda ugly here #mish’s art tag

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b4kuch1n · 9 months

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ough brain is doing SO bad but sometimes. there are colors

#bakuspeech #WIP #cw: gore #the stuffed animal cartoon kind. but still #ask to tag #Im so fucking sorry I keep going like I will draw! (does not draw for three weeks #I. ngl Somethin is goin on up there. I finished writing a Thing and it doesnt solve that #I just. this is my capacitance really I think. I just gotta. accept it. work with it #its always so funny tho bc like I look at whatever it is Im drawing rn and its like hey this looks like shit! this looks ass #and then I keep drawing it.#like this piece is at Least two weeks into something thats supposed to be a pretty quick revised illus for #an old wizard leon design. and like if I werent Bit Off it wouldve stayed that way #instead. this is how its goin #I have not slept for 23 hours. I should uh. fix that #but yeah its just. my brain is wrappin itself around some new ideas n concepts n shit rn #like. I was really afraid I wouldnt be able to paint digitally if Im not on the screen tablet #and its kinda fuckin with me? like obviously I can. I am literally doing the exact same things Im doing on the screen tablet #but now on a graphic tablet #thats just. not getting thru to my brain yet. for some reason. its still generating goo n such #well! what is a guy to do. if not blastin off regardless #sorry. I really should sleep now #have a good night lads! this piece will be done when its done. I am NOT saying more I am not jinxing SHIT #u should change ur pillowcases! it really does send u to another realm

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fizzytoo · 1 month

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kristen having just. a fucking pew in her room

#*fizzyspeaks #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #very lesbian of her #i know her room used to be an old chapel but it’s just so funny that it’s still there #but also. kinda sad to think she never had much time to really decorate her room #nightmare king was only a few months ago. and then night yorb #aw what the hell :( making fun of her made me sad :(

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unforth · 2 months

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Actually, I really wish Tumblr as a whole was less comfortable using feminizing language for gay men, especially gay East Asian men.

#unforth rambles #brought to you by the person i saw call chu wanning 'mo ran's mother' and the person who defended them #putting aside the question of accuracy re his role in mo ran's life #the words parent and father both exist yall #like idk but also wtf #see also girlboss and such being applied to gay men #idk i feel like im in the vast minority on this one #but my whole life ive seen gay men feminized in real life against their will #no matter how masc they were or wanted to be everything became fem #maybe im just to old to be with the times on why this is cute and funny abd okay #but given tumblr demographics and all #like shit like this is imo why so many women and afab nb people in fandom get accused of fetishizing #we older queers remember when doing this was considered disgusting homophobia actually #and imo it goes double or triple when they gay men in question are east asian #i really wish we could just fuckin stop #to be clear im not saying it IS fetishizing im saying i wish there was more awareness of the history of forced feminizing language #being used towars gay men in general and toward east asian men regardless of sexuality #for a lot of people i gotta think the knee jerk reaction to this kinda language being used is these context isnt teehee how cute #its ew who would say that #anyway i blocked op on the mo ran stuff but it still left a bad taste in my mouth

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novantinuum · 2 months

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when the blind reactors you watch are starting to get into the Nitty Gritty of plot and you are going to have to be Very Careful in your meta ramble comments from now on so as to not accidentally sway their thinking or Give Anything Away

#SoEverdream on patreon just finished s3 #and got to the 'rose shattered pink diamond' (*major irony Air Quotes*) ''reveal''#we really in it now boys #jen rambles #man tho it's so funny at the end of s3 he was musing on if the reveal of what rose ''did'' would at all change steven's willingness to be #more offensive on the field in a situation of need and he was like... 'man part of me... actually really wants that and a part of me #Does Not because steven is a literal child and at the end of the day i want him to stay innocent'#and meanwhile in the back of my head i'm just #war flashbacks to 16 yr old steven Going On the Offensive and uh #it not ending well :')#which i still think... narratively- how it's presented- was kinda genius on a meta level #they play up that fight the whole episode... building up towards it with a whole anime-esque training montage #playing it up like some fuckin shounen shenanigans #for Many audience members i think they were like 'holy shit lets GOOOOOO fight fight fight'#but then like #WHAM. consequences hit #and it's not a fun little shounen fight scene anymore #and you realize that this is the worst possible thing that could've ever happened to steven- truly giving himself over to the offensive #like god damn holy SHIT i cannot wait for this reactor to eventually get there #bc his reaction to steven having to stab a sword clear through bismuth was VISCERAL #and i just KNOW it'll be the same at That Moment #and i CRAVE it #but i need to be patient ahahah #all in good time :)

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bmpmp3 · 3 days

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fish......

#art #traditional art #watercolour #embroidery thread #oc art #ocs #oc group: unsorted #oc: unnamed #i gotta name him. my guy whos secretly a school of fish pretending to be human #this was another study i made for class along with a few other doodles of this guy. then i got kinda roasted by my TAs lol #wasnt their fault i think they were just tired and stressed. plus theyre like the same age as me. i know what its like being 25 LOL #it did discourage me a lot in the moment because despite the everything about me thats probably apparent both through my blog and irl #i keep my art passions really REALLY closed off irl LOL so at the time i was like just barely stepping my toe out and showing my truth:#that all i do all day is draw dorky oc stuff HDKJSDS i did kinda immediately get called cringe in all but the actual word orz #it was a bummer but i think i feel better about it now. especially because again my TAs are the same age as me or younger than me #and im not gonna let a 25 year old calling me cringe get me in my head HKFSKJFDSd plus again i think they were just stressed and in a mood #because other times theyve been chill even when giving a harsh critiques so it mightve just been like. something in the air #but you know. isnt that a bit of a milestone in its own right. being called cringe in your fine arts class critique <3 #but i still like my funny guy from my dream. hes just a normal ass looking guy. who is made of fish :)

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juniperberrypipebomb · 25 days

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Decided to log into twitter (hell) and outside of everything going to shit as always i found this piece of shit as my banner

I dont even remember when i made this but i do remember that i did and i remember how i made it

I saw a picture on twitter w some kind of caption and decided that i could make it look like a banner

i tried to add the fire flaming text that i saw on some reposted to twitter tumblr posts where someome makes a grammatical error and someone corrects them in a form of flaming (sometimes animated) text (never change guys, gals and all of you magnificent pals lol) but at the time i didnt know the website that you all used so i tried to improvise and google

I remember half way thru the making of this text being so upset that it looked like shit but after taking a break for 20 minutes i said "fuck it, it is way funnier this way" and i kinda glad that back then i decided to "fuck it we ball" it

It looks disgusting and i love it

#i unironically glad i found it bc it still holds up to me #not in a sense that its still THAT funny to me (i believe i made it when i was like when i was maybe 17-ish) but it feels kinda #nostalgic #some might say that its not nostalgic it all like “lol #you're 21 how tf can this shit be nostalgic to you #you still havent experienced x y and z you're a still young adult who havent decided what your future is you dont get to feel nostalgic #about your past outside of movies you watched when you were a child lol“#and i kinda disagree #bc at that point of my life i only started to figure myself out (hell i only “recently” realised im nonbinary and multisexual)#and looking back at how i used to be #it definitely feels like ive made a lot of progress in self development and self improvement #and its kind of nostalgic for me to see my old abandoned twitter page (i should probably nuke it completely) and see that everything change #everyone learns #everyone becomes different #everything stays the same while also changing simultaneously #did i really got emotional over my old banner?#anyways whoever finds this post i kinda thank you for reading thru my schizophrenic post and i wish you a good day #juniper's tree branches #juniper stupider #ramblings #nonsense rumblings #will delete this cringe later when ill be embarrassed about it

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gods-favorite-autistic · 3 months

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Rossi when things change over 20 years: 😱😱😱

#he acts like this every other episode I swear #bro really expected a local pd to be still working on a 20 year old cold case #meanwhile reid and hotch are in a locked room with a serial killer with hotch poking the bear with a stick #also garcia and kevin <3 #love this ep ngl it’s kinda funny to me #criminal minds #david rossi #autism (mads) speaks

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skeletalheartattack · 4 months

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Who was your favourite mario character as a kid, and who is it now?

honestly? that's a pretty tough question for me to answer, because i played a lot of mario games growing up, and i don't know if younger me would've been able to choose a favourite. in terms of established characters, i think a safe option would likely be bowser; he was always my pick in Mario Kart 64, Melee, and Brawl. though in terms of the entire series as a whole, i liked the luigis mansion ghost designs a lot.

a favourite nowadays? i'm not quite sure. if i had to pick an established character, it'd probably be wario or waluigi. in terms of the entire series, i like the Mario Sunshine boos design a lot... but that's narrowing it down too small because i like a whole lot of designs from the franchise, so it's really hard to pinpoint.

#ask #anon #kinda funny that i pick the ghost characters as designs i like while my main oc is a skeleton #anyway yeah its really hard to wager when it comes to the entirety of mario's games #like in comparson. i didnt play like. a massive ammount of crash bandicoot in comparison to mario games #but i can tell you my favourite character from those games is Dingodile #and then something similar with sonic the hedgehog. i really like Vector (atleast specifically from sonic heroes)#or eggman even. both his old designs and his current design. hes a really fun character #i think an early avatar i had on steam was fanart of dingodile #my favourite version of him is probably his look from crash bash. but his design from crash 4 is also really fucking great.#but ive always liked seeing dingodile as just. more animalistic. similar to most other bosses in Crash #like how he only makes animal noises when getting hurt or having a dumb laugh when winning in crash bash #juxtaposed to his first showcase in Crash 3 where he can talk. which thats fine and cool and all.#but i just really like how Crash Bash makes him more as just like. a sentient bipedal animal that still just makes animal noises #another series i can pinpoint a favourite towards is with Banjo Kazooie and Clanker.... my boy Clanker...#with tooie i also kinda like mr patch. ignoring one part of his characters design #he's visually goofy and i like the whole patch-work stuff in his design #anyway i hope that answers your question well enough anon

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verawhisk · 2 years

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punch out: live!!

#hi hello heres some old drawings i never posted #they were just kinda practice and i used the monster hunter character creator to make them LOL so i felt weird about posting it #but why not!! they look funny #aran is the only one i improvised on and im really proud of it??#he looks slightly legit yet still like himself #punch out #don flamenco #aran ryan #glass joe #my art

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naomiknight-17 · 1 year

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We had to make a Bane Burrito to give him his critical care

He uh. He still protested

#we got him fed but he fought us every bit of the way #and the vet tech said him fighting us was a good sign he was still in decent health lolll #i wish he would just eat enough on his own then! little wiener #rabbits #bunny #bane the rabbit #bane the destroyer #bane #sick animal #i mean. he's mostly just really old but yeah #while we were feeding him i was all like #'i was born in the burrito... molded by it'#but the funny thing is we named him BEFORE the dark knight rises came out #like a month before it was announced or smth #so that was kinda funnt #*funny

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cahirsmommy · 7 months

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queer und deutsch sein ist so schwierig... wie erkläre ich bitte meinem chef, dass er mich mit der männlichen deklination ansprechen soll obwohl ich (i'll admit that) sehr fem aussehe weil es einfach keine vernünftige geschlechtsneutrale alternative gibt

#i call it the #geschlechtsneutrale maskulinum #like #generisches maskulinum #(i'm so funny)#also this might be my first post in german (and i was struggling)#anyway nona kinda eats but still #that's an old christian cishet guy #NOT THE SOVIET MORTAR GUYS #uhhhh #yeah i just really don't wanna have THAT talk #deutsches zeug #german stuff #queerness #queersein #nichtbinär

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todayisafridaynight · 5 months

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One of my fave jackets is this green jacket with a fur hood im wearin rn because 1.) its green 2.) my dad gave it to me 3.) it reminds me of saejima. Who also reminds me of my dad

#snap chats #p sure i talked bout this jacket before but idc read my diary #sorry that every other middle aged man i see i say reminds me of my dad its a compliment #tbh love how i clowned on ichi for being on premium copium bout arakawa but highkey i woulda done the same bout my dad.. i get it ichi..#anyway :) i legally get to talk about my day with him now :)) HE SAID THE FUNNIEST SHIT UPON SEEING ME #HE SAID ‘oh wow we dress similar :)’ and keep in mind. he was wearing a latte brown coat with a black turtleneck and pants and shoes #meanwhile. i approach With Black Pants And Shoes Admittedly but then im in this goofy old ass jacket with a red scarf #and a crane-decorated dress shirt that i got two buttons undone on like DAAD you are senile. hes so funny #so fun my dad actually recognized this was the jacket he got me- it was one of the first things he bought for me after i told My Secret 🙈#also i finally asked how tall he was and i can’t believe my dad matches the criteria to be an rgg character he’s fuckin 6’1 like i thought #AH but today was really nice- i got to hang with my sis and her husband as well as my dad’s wife :)#it was awful tho cause the second my sis saw my dad’s outfit she’s just like ‘it’s so kdramacore’ AND SHES RIIIGHT 😭😭#we later found out dad’s wife loves kpop…. and she bought him his new clothes…. so we are no longer surprised….. AWFUL.#honestly i could write a drama based off my dad’s life i really could it has elements for it. i mean ig i kinda do that already dont i #i borrow. anyways. today was fun :) even if i almost lost my mind trying to take the train the first time #this train system was weird… it wa worth tho it was great seein popop again #yeah….. ugh i have to still drive home from the station. and hope my car is still there #i get very paranoid leaving my car alone so openly i dont like it…#anyways. bye bye :) i might nap til my stop or work on a fic i started #‘snap what happened to’ dont worry about it i need to look at something else or ill scream #ok bye 👋

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leona-florianova · 2 years

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Cant even describe my immense disappointment upon hearing that Geralt of Rivia will get a new actor and hoping they will finally get someone more unconventionally attractive, someone slightly fucked up, perhaps? ..and no..They got Liam Hemsworth.

#actually kinda funny since i stopped watching the show after first season #and i dont really think about it nor connect it to Witcher..#just as i dont really connect the games cause i just read the books n watched the old polish show #i expected nothing and yet im still let down

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