astute observations with Gale of Waterdeep
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Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.
Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.
Gale: Yeah, you are.
Karlach: You kind of are.
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Astarion: if a beautiful person disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles
Tav: well maybe you should have principles
Astarion: you’re right maybe I should.
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thinking a little too much abt durge/orin sibling relationship rn. 🩸ft. my durge (briar, they/them)
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Anyone done this yet?
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Astarion: Be a better person!
Tav: Why?
Astarion: Because someone needs to have morals in this relationship, and it sure as fuck ain't gonna be me, sweetheart!!
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Can't throw daddy's name around to get what you want all the time, Durge, put away the dramatic lighting
Am a big supporter of the 'Durge likes gnolls while Enver doesn't' headcanon
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Raphael will say "hear me out" and show you a portrait of himself. Gale Dekarios will say "hear me out" and show you this thing
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head empty
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we would be together and have our books and at night be warm in bed together with the windows open and the stars bright
(-E Hemingway)
(full uncensored on patreon!)
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Gale, explaining why he has to consume magic:- and that, my friends, is how I came into possession of this unfortunate ailment.
Tav: his gale-ment, if you will.
Astarion: I won’t, thanks.
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