my #1 elitist opinion is that if you are creating something that presents itself as a parody or subversion of a specific genre you should be thoroughly familiar with genuine examples of that genre

the real reason Jodie and Glenn have become oh so loser-ified is because Lincoln took all their rizz in this past episode

Something something shining pink lesbians trying to save their doomed by the narrative purple girlfriends something something story ends with the pink one gone and the purple one setting off to find them

(dhurke voice) son, how could i have ruined your life? i wasn’t even there!

my feelings towards fictional middle-aged men are incomprehensible for someone who has a good relationship with their father

Trying to have coherent thoughts about Frank, Dave, and Hal but I can only spin them around in my head like the silverware in my microwave

One of these days there's gonna be so much CGI in movies that itll just become fully 3D animated

Hung up on this idea of “war is endless monotony punctuated by moments of extreme terror”

the thing is?! they just don't do romances the way they used to! you can't do it when you've only got 1-2 seasons!! and they just don't queerbait/code like they used to either!!

but the fucking thing is! yes. we have actual queer rep now and i just do not give a fuck. where's the heartache of knowing it's never gonna happen? seeing it on your screen in front of your salad and you know it's never gonna be confirmed but god help me, it is compelling. and it's always more compelling than the het romances bc you can't make it explicit. you dare the fuck not to speak it's name for the sake of ratings.

oh i am sick. i am so sick.

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

The math just adds up!

her pronouns are HE/HIM

I don't see people gas up gnc and butch transfems nearly enough, can we get a fuckin round of applause for gnc and butch transfems

I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever