Bowser: *momentarily, and shyly, looks away before he takes a few steps closer* I guess...love really makes a guy come out of his shell, heh, heh. *starts blushing while he holds out a bouquet of flowers*
Mario: *looks at Bowser with a disgusted, and slightly horrified, expression*
Peach: *rolls her eyes in annoyance as she wonders who would be stupid enough to fall for Bowser's ridiculous pickup line*
Luigi: *quietly stares at Bowser with stars in his eyes as he inwardly debates on whether he should ask Bowser to take him right then and there*
(Psst, @bjititzu, I told you I was going to make this post.)
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Highly doubt I’m the first one to point this out with seven months since act II released but. y’know the sentient terminal theory from the p-1 entry
[Start ID. An ULTRAKILL screenshot of the terminal at the end of the level 5-3: SHIP OF FOOLS. It has been tipped over on its side from the Leviathan capsizing the ship, and its Tip of the Day has been replaced with the word “Ow.” End ID]
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not to be thirsty on main but... i'm watching sonic prime and
there was no reason for shadow to put the thing in his mouth and strike that pose,, why does he look kinda 👀😳 here sdfsdfds please tell me i'm not the only one
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Gideon when Harrow says she vaguely doesn't like Pro: "Wow massive slam on Protesilaus out of nowhere"
Gideon every time Pro exists in a space: He looks absurd. Like Lemons in a sack. Inhumane freak. He moves wrong. Extremely Unsettling man. A manhulk.
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perks of 🏴☠️ : being able to take screenshots! BATO DIDN'T GET CUT HE'S HERE!!!!
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Fei Du, trembling and coughing uncontrollably as he struggles to recall a repressed childhood memory of his father forcing him to participate in his mother's abuse on threat of suffocation:
"What are you talking about, shixiong? I don't have any trauma."
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Paper girls was one of the most honest genuine portrayals of being a 12 year old girl I've ever seen. Even apart for them fact all this shit is happening around them they are still 12 year olds with 12 year old problems.
The period scene in particular was one of the best, truest scenes I've ever seen. It was beautiful, funny, awkward. It was perfect. 
It is so fucking authentic. Everyone rightly leans on how powerful the performances are, but you also get such a range in the writing. The period scene, the sleepover scene, the gentle bickering, the in-your-face meltdowns, the gremlin run up the stairs--it's all so perfectly tuned to what kids are like. And it never talks down to them; the rare time an adult tries to imply a situation is over their heads, they're instantly shot down. Because kids around that age are smart. They're learning who they are, how the world works, what their individual moral compass looks like, and it means they don't get things right every time, but they're capable. They can in one moment be reassuring and kind, and the next snappish and closed-off. This show allows room for that without ever feeling like a deviation from character, which is...frankly really impressive.
It always strikes me--in the best way possible--that these girls are all allowed to be mean. They're allowed to be catty, to be vulgar, to say the wrong thing with good intentions (Tiff pointing out KJ's missed her puppy's whole life), or the barbed thing because they're just being a dick (Mac's "you don't have to talk all the time" followed by KJ snickering). They aren't forced into stereotypical boxes, true, but they also aren't forced to be Sweet and Pretty and Kind. They can be those things, sure; when Erin's falling apart, everyone's there to catch her, and when Tiff's walkies are stolen, Mac's got her back, and when Mac is facing mortality, KJ won't let her do it alone or give up on herself. But they're also not always gentle with one another. A lot of the time, they butt heads. Sometimes they punch each other in the face. Sometimes they have to apologize and mean it for the friendship to continue, and it strengthens their bond every time. Sometimes they're stupidly reckless, lobbing the single brain cell from one girl to the next: Tiff running after the backpack, Mac going off on her own in the middle of the night, KJ stealing the motorbike, Erin getting drunk at a party. And sometimes they're so level-headed in the face of panic. They are all allowed to be incredibly nuanced, so full of life and hope and fear and anger. They're never dumbed down, even when they act like dipshits. I cannot remember the last show that not only took into account what historical periods were actually like, but what young girls are actually like to this degree. I will be gutted if we don't get a pickup, because, Jesus, imagine the growth in coming seasons.
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