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#things that i do when quarantined
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never lay down in bed right after eating. don't think about staying on your phone for nearly two hours in that position. don't sleep either. acid reflux is real and i hate that guy
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shootingstarpilot · 2 months
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coordinating this fucking move should count as project management experience on my resume i swear to god
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keii · 2 years
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“you’re a long way from home, huh?”
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drumlincountry · 1 year
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EVERY fantasy book EVERY scifi novel every starwars movie every post apocalyptic show. I ask, WTF??? The same same question EVERY time. Say it with me - WHERE’S THE FARMING?
#ursula k le guin is guiding me. hand on my shoulder.#approx 200 generations of agriculturist ancestors stand at the other shoulder and they are yelling#where does your food come from? who makes your clothes?#who repairs them?#how do you store these things? how do you preserve them?#What fuel do u use to cook how many people are you feeding?#look. too much of the art i consume comes from the imperial core/global north where most of us have to think about where our shit comes from#approximately none of the time#but if u are writing about an alternative world u HAVE to have these systems#i just watched the gay episode of TLOU and it was pretty good in that regard but in the early part the guy had chickens#excellent move good work#and then the chickens never reappeared?? nor the food garden? we only saw leisure activities? which sure u could have some time i guess.#but what the fuck were you feeding those chickens? did ur big metal fence keep foxes away too?#and then at the end [spoiler event] WITHOUT LIKE. REFERENCING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE ANIMALS?#YOU HAVE DEPENDENTS MY DUDE. YOU CAN'T JUST [SPOILER].#and how do those quarantine zones work? those walled citiess? we saw the land 10 miles to the east and it was wilderness?#and weirdest thing there was pasture? grazed pasture? but no animals on it? is this city land?#why weren't the fugitives avoiding it? why was it in the middle of forest?#or was it some other self sufficient person? in an underground bunker? who herded all their sheep in when they heard people coming?#which if u have ever worked with sheep. good luck doing that urgently.#me fein#agriculture
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suncaptor · 8 months
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pst pst you want to let me into your selective phd program so so badly. I have not spent copious amounts of time becoming chronically ill and posting about stupid TV shows on the Internet. I am a viable and good candidate.
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vault81 · 1 month
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Jack Cooke's Travel Log: Vault 101 - 17/08/2277
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"Aghh- damnit where is it? oh wait? I think it's finally recording! This is uhm- Jack Cooke, currently sat outside Vault 101 recording this log. Ya'know, in case Amata or Officer Gomez or anyone come's after me.."
"It's been about.. 4 hours? I think since I left the Vault, I've just been sat here on the scenic overlook.. thinking, which I know isn't exactly one of my strong suits! *chuckle* I guess just trying to delay the inevitable. I mean I've gotta go out there into the ruins of the Old World to find my Dad, and I've not go the slightest idea on how to do that! let alone how to not die in the process!"
"I know I acted all confident and self assured in front of Amata, but that was just bullshit! adrenaline or whatever! I mean.. I'm.. I'm terrified! I have no idea what's out there, barely a notion of how to use a gun and no direction to go!"
"Not to mention the fact I just lost one of my best friends.. God... Jonas... I'm so sorry.. *sniffle* Well... ugh... I can't just sit here feeling sorry for myself, I'm burning daylight... 'suppose I'll wander down into that town down there.. Pip-Boy map says its called... Springvale? looks nothing like it does on this map, but it's a start.. now how the hell do I turn this thing of-"
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cyrsed · 8 months
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found a guy with the weirdest misconception about dead space which is that upgrading health doesn't actually give you more health it just makes the health bar look longer, but now it's making me paranoid that like. what if that's true. what if what i've been assuming are health upgrades aren't actually doing anything and in reality the "health upgrade" is just the improved armor from when you buy a new suit and any kind of advantage i thought i was getting from upgrading health directly is just psychological ghlskdjflksdjf
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spark1edog · 5 months
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sometimes it’s tempting to cut my hair short again to maybe get gendered correctly in public but also i really like the mullet 😭
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terrorbirb · 5 months
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It's not even a mild cold for the coworker (and definitely isn't for me)! And he came! Everyone knows I have a bad immune system and my wife is in the hospital 3 times a week!
He also. Can work from home. He does so 3 times a week anyway.
I can't be around my wife for a week or so! My brother is coming to town and I can't be around him! My wife needs taken care of; she can't care for me!
I know I had the choice to just never stop wearing a mask but everyone gets vaccinated for covid and flu because (because I pressure them into it), so with just a little consideration this could have been avoided.
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dreampearls · 1 year
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I have no idea why but out of all the fanart I've ever drawn my genshin stuff for some reason stays the most consistent & I literally can't figure out why
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irlnikeiyomiuri · 9 months
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guys did i ever tell u abt my bestie in 8th grade. we were so fucking close genuinely attached at the hip and then we went into ninth grade and covid, and then i saw him again at senior hoco and it was great and then i saw him at senior prom and it was fucking nasty he ain’t even greet me even though we hung out w the same group of people the whole night.
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winterf4iryy · 1 year
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i’m actually so happy i’m back in my kpop phase
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plushyluke · 2 years
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i am missing livestream luke :/
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clamorybus · 11 months
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when i catch myself thinking "maybe i'm not really autistic..." i have to remember: covid
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liebelesbe · 2 years
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ough gotta write an email to a therapist
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deus-ex-mona · 2 years
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i think that about covers the ✨entire population✨
#this started off as a complaint about inconsiderate commuters and my strange coworkers… and somehow ended with my grandparents lmao#idk why but my coworkers seem to really like physical contact for some reason?? i’m not used to it at all man…#like there could be a ton of space behind me but this coworker would walk directly up behind me and pat my back or something? lady pls#or i could be looking at my results and my other coworker would just randomly hug me and i??? lady pls???? i’m so confused#and the thing is… i really really hate being touched by any other person (except my mother. she’s fine) so i’m just (ʘ‿ʘ) throughout it all#and speaking of physical contact… those commuters. man. ಠ‿ಠ#who brings their prams out at like 7.25am anyway? it’s early as balls and the kid’s still asleep 80% of the time anyway#pls take your kids out on a family trip later in the day… yk… when people aren’t trying to squeeze onto the train to get to work???#and they almost always choose to stand right smack in the middle of the train… right in front of the door to boot. at least move in????#and sometimes (the worst times) the kids are obviously old enough to walk around (and are in fact running around the train at that moment)…#…but the parent keeps the pram unfolded in all its oversized glory anyway. like whyyyyyyyyy#so now not only do commuters have to squeeze together because of a lack of space…#…they now have to shuffle around to avoid bumping into the kid. like ughhhhhhhhhhhh i hate trains sm#and also! those people who purposely stand on the side of the escalator that people walk up on and refuse to walk???? hate them too#i’ve missed so many trains because of them ಠ‿ಠ especially if they stop moving right at the end of the escalator (ʘ‿ʘ)#screw trains fr >:( buses are much better!! the air conditioning is better on buses too!!!!!!#life was much better in quarantine ngl. i could shut myself out from the outside world and just ✨thrive✨ in peace…#those overly-specific things in the dni list are all based on my family members and former acquaintances lmao#shoutout to my chopper-wielding border hopping grandpa and self-hammering grandma!!! i barely knew you guys!!!!#wait come to think of it… i have never really had a single conversation with any of my grandparents. whoops.#i don’t even know their names either… double whooooooops#and so that marks the end of my pointless rant for now. i could’ve just summed this up as ‘dni if you’re human’ tbh#i’ve even done like quite a few of these things on my own list do… dni: me??? (ʘ‿ʘ) if only that was possible aha…#…well i didn’t cry while watching dear layla. lol. that’s the one thing i can definitively say i didn’t and will never do—#inedible blubbering#sunday’s 🧂saltfest🧂
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