okay i feel like kurt is one of those gross boys and gets pity sex from hot girls. idek if u can call it that but hear me out:

theres a hug party and bobbys house. obviously ur one of the cute girls there. maybe ur a friend of a friend and u just made it out there for a fun night. and like ur friends are like “i’ll give you $20 if you hook up with that guy over there”. seems like an easy enough way to get $20 and u haven’t had fun with someone else in a while

so u go flirt it up with kurt. sneak away to some random room. its surprisingly good sex so u let him have ur number before u leave and he is DROOLING and you happily take ur prize money

yeah:/

you really don’t know anyone there besides fuckinh bobby and the friend who brought you, and you and your friend are just kind of surveying the room, because you both were teasing about how you guys really need to go home with someone tonight. and you’re taking a look at the guys and there’s fucking kurt, in the corner with his camera being a little freak, and you’re friends like “how much to fuck him” and you’re like “him? you want me to fuck the creep in the corner with the camcorder…. 50 bucks.” and she thinks about it for a second, watches kurt make a failed attempt at conversation with the guy next to him, and smiles at you like “deal”

so you go over to him and you’re pulling out all the stops, hand on the arm, giggling into his ear, asking him all kinds of questions. and he really thinks you’re digging it, he REALLY thinks you want him because he’s fucking clueless, and you lean into his ear and whisper a little “do you wanna go somewhere?” and he’s like “uh. uh yeah yeah sure we can like, go somewhere, if you want” and you drag him to the nearest empty bedroom and you’re immediately on him, before he’s even closed the door. and he’s just completely baffled, has no idea how to react, and you’re unbuckling his pants and he’s like “woah woah woah, uh, what do y’think you’re doing heh” and you’re like “kurt i want you to fuck me. is that not clear or?” and he’s like “wh- uh. o-ok.” and he sets the camcorder on the dresser facing you guys obviously, still recording and you help him shimmy out of his pants and pull of his shirt and you take off your pants and your top. and then you position yourself so you’re straddling him as he’s sitting against the headboard, and you’re like “kay take my bra off” and he’s like “u-uh ok.” and he’s fumbling with the clasp and he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing, and eventually you’re just like “fucking— ok just stop i’ll do it” and unclasp it yourself, and his eyes just go so wide when he sees your chest and he’s like “… c-can i touch you or?” and you grab his hands and put them on your tits and he literally is completely still like cmon man do something. and then you’re pulling his boxers down just enough so his dick can spring free, and your moving your panties to the side and you give him a look like “you ready?” and he’s like “s-sure yeah” and then you sink into him and it looks like he’s gonna pass tf out. and he’s whimpering and groaning from the feel and you start moving and he’s like “wait wait wait, just, gimme a second” and you have to give him a fucking break so he doesn’t cum right then and there. and then finally he gives you the ok to move, and you’re grinding into him and he won’t shut the fuck up. keeps babbling little “oh god’s” and “thank you’s” and “oh man’s” …. and you look over and see the camera and you’re like “is that thing fucking recording ??” and he’s like “wha- n- no no no way, it’s off” and you can clearly tell it’s still on but just the idea that he wants to film it is turning you on like crazy brrrrrrrrrrrr

palestinians don’t owe you anything

Sharing the rule card graphics I made for the Not So Berry Challenge 2 by @simmer-emsie

They are a 5:7 ratio, since this works best when I'm editing my videos and want to display the rules while playing. 🖤 I also have the Disney Princess Challenge, Sims in Bloom, and the Occult Legacy in progress, which I plan to share soon.

After the events of Spring Break and long before either of them even consider dating, Steve and Eddie become friends. Eddie shares his weed and buys them alcohol, Steve provides food and a place for Wayne and Eddie to crash for awhile, and Robin kind of freeloads on everything (although she considers her witty one-liners and company payment enough). Even still though, it takes more than just friendship to force Steve to join a DnD campaign. 

With the departure of Grant, Jeff, and Gareth from the Hellfire club, the Party is woefully short on manpower. Will joins and Eleven tries too but even with the addition of their two characters, the Party isn’t strong enough to survive Eddie’s devious campaigns. So they target Steve. Between Eddie’s pleading puppy dog eyes and the endless pestering of the kids, Steve joins. Initially, he’s hesitant. He thinks he’s only going to play a handful of games to get the kids back on their feet before parting with them. But then he discovers that he’s good at it. He discovers that he enjoys flirting with the NPCs and annoying the shit out of his fellow characters. He likes saving the kids and watching their backs in fights all too reminiscent of the Upside Down. It makes him feel useful, needed, wanted. 

Most of all though, he likes seeing how his words affect Eddie. He starts looking forward to  seeing the blank look on Eddie’s face when he does something he’s not expecting, forcing Eddie to dive into the very depths of his imagination. Steve likes seeing Eddie’s lips quirk into a smirk when his flirts land their mark. He imagines kissing the quirk away until those very same lips are bruised red with burst capillaries. He wants to see Eddie’s smile directed at him for every moment of everyday, not just from behind the Dungeon Master’s partition or on a dinner date with Robin. Steve wants to hear Eddie’s husky voice explain his plans for DnD while they cuddle in bed hiding from the cold Indiana winter (although he would never admit something so nerdy to anyone). His thoughts and Eddie’s reactions to his admittedly mediocre flirting only makes Steve like playing DnD with him more. 

He especially enjoys the day when all the flirting finally leads Eddie to corner him once the kids leave to ask him out on a proper date (or in their case, Cheetos and strawberry milkshakes on the roof of Eddie’s van while watching snowflakes fall from frozen clouds). In hindsight, it only made him wish he’d joined the nerdy dragon club sooner. Maybe then he could’ve been kissing Eddie Munson for years by then. Steve guesses he’d just have to keep Eddie around for years to come.

22 more images (with some saucy shenanigans and immature "seduction" tactics towards the end) below the cut:

Ryuk makes his grand return and is brought up to speed with Light and L's immoral union. The date seems pretty successful~.

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They stayed up until 5 am and now it's almost 4 pm.

Aahshsjgwgiashsh He's suppose to be blocking Connie's face from the sunbeam after he woke up from her stirring to cover her own face.

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day 6: a world to revisit

I drew all of this in 2022 right after barely surviving season 4 and forgot to post it here ! okay!

amateur mistake.

Do/for you have to make references for any other characters in Handplates? Like the mouse or pterofractal? The same goes for the characters that have canon designs in Undertale. Did you ever need a ref for them?

Honestly I like never make reference sheets until something forces me, haha. With the mouse I just go back to the first comic he appeared in and just ref off of those. I might have mentioned this before, I forget, but originally that mouse was supposed to be the mole in the MTT comedy club but then I looked up their speech pattern and it didn't fit, so instead I made them a Rathbone cameo from The Lost Mind of Dr. Brain. :B

I had to improvise his lower body so I just gave him big wading pants lol.

As for Pterofractal, Jaz gave me this!

I do have a folder for canon refs, mostly screenshots I've taken to get colors and layouts for certain areas in the Underground, haha. And some sprite sheets if I need them.

Nothing really official or purposeful though, just screencaps and snips from other files I end up reusing.

I say this in the best way, but your characters feel like they're from an obscure but really good piece of media, and you feel like the artist who always draws the two main characters as ghay lovers

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spotify | john marston's revenge quest, set to music from 1960s spaghetti westerns.

Fun detail: the opening cutscene for Red Dead Revolver (2004) features an instrumental version of "His Name Is King". The lyrical version is oddly fitting for John, given that it's a song about seeking vengeance for a dead brother.

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Yeah, you can face this You're on your own, kid You always have been

he overthink’d it