The brainrot is real, send help…

More self indulgent art of these two

Day 9: Intoxicated

I was going to go angst, but I’ve come to really love these cracktastic idiots over the last year, especially through fic.

Prompt List by Jamiedraws__ on Instagram

Gay people are so funny

I'm literally the person that always sends this ask to everyone tho usually I do crushing vs relationship stage and might I say you did a wonderful job. I love a bit of jealousy but jesus christ Solaine is already giving me grey hair 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m glad you liked it. Honestly I was expecting to get that ask a lot earlier than I actually did (I see it pretty often on other IFs)! Now, about Solaine giving you gray hairs…

“First of all, the last thing I am feeling is jealousy - how you can mistake my concern for your work ethic is beyond me but I digress. Secondly, I apologize that my commitment to the cause is so stressful to you. Next time I’ll make sure to focus my attention to pretending to care about your intimate life instead of towards the war. Utterly ridiculous.”

Oracle Translation: They’re a stubborn a**hole and they stress me out too

losing my mind over ur dogs i love them so much they're like if spaghetti could lick ur face

they’re actually more like if spaghetti could eat poop and then lick ur face.

An hour and a half journey, tops. Easy, quick, straightforward, and as pleasant as a trip can be.

Yeah, right. That’s the theory. But it isn’t so much fun when you’re helping carry six super-massive duffel bags weighed down with metal, plus a rapier bag with four old ones stuffed inside as spares, and you have a brand-new rapier at your belt getting in your way. It also doesn’t help if your leader and his deputy both conveniently mislay their wallets, so it’s you who has to fork out for the train tickets, and pay supplements for the heavy luggage. Or that you spend so much time haggling, you end up missing the first train. Yes, all that really improves your mood.

Had to get this out of my system…

saw this tweet that was letting people drop their tav/durge under it and ranking how much they’d consider fighting them and thought about doing that for valen…only to realize valen would fight any and everyone without hesitation

“Speaking of Sausage, we need to work on our bedroom”

Shut UP Scott

If barry had the pr team of the idol it’d win 100 emmys

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Hello Tilly, do you have any advice on dealing with narcissists in the workplace?? Like people taking too much Space, Always talking about themselves and their "accomplishments", and Always being rude to way but in a way that doesnt sound officially rude so they Can get away with it, and shitting on everybody behind their backs etc etc

Don’t deal, don’t engage. Be very professional and polite so you are beyond reproach - especially if they’re in a position of authority - and never share anything truly personal with them. Any emotional connection with a narcissist, even the smallest, will be used against you down the line.

If it’s someone you work with directly, don’t communicate only orally, especially for decision making. You have a meeting with them ? Write and send the minutes by email. They ask you to do something ? Send an email to confirm. They tell you they will do something ? Same.

Narcissists will gaslight you any chance they get. That’s why you will need everything in writing. Never confront them directly or argue with them : they will make you look crazy. Stick to writing and stick to facts.

With a narcissist you must understand that you’re always playing chess, they always have a motive, and it’s always for their own benefit, not yours. So you have to anticipate and constantly look at their game, which is exhausting and why you must keep your interactions to the bare minimum.

When will NBC return from the war

i constantly forget that dee and dennis are twins and then they have a team up episode and i’m immediately like “ohhhh yeahhhh they’re related. makes sense”.

Why do i keep agreeing to work night shifts?