okay but like,, have we considered y’allternative clark? why is bruce the only one who gets to be goth? i stand for equality everyone gets to be goth.

thank you for making sho and manda the goth4goth couple we all needed, god fuckin bless <3333

I think they’re cute and it’s cute they’re always unintentionally matching because they both prefer wearing black and dark purple - Russian violet 🥰

Gotta thank Orochimaru for entertaining/experimenting with his gothy horny admirer too 🤣

If I could match the remaining bachelor/bachelorettes: (I’m married to leah) -Elliot/Harvey (They’re just both so gay coded, like they just the peak rural gay couple) -Sebastian/Abigail (bi4bi, goth4goth, both want adventure and to see the world, need I go on?) -Sam/Alex (They’re both kinda himbos but in a way that’d be super cute together, also very rural gay energy) -Emily/Maru (Nerd and “manic pixie dream girl”, support each others dreams, talk about rocks a lot, don’t always understand each other but they want to, a little like robin and Demetrius.) -Haley/Penny (Haley is super protective of penny and it’s cute ok, quiet girl/prep is my weakness)

-Shane/Therapy (He’s the odd one out but for real I think a person in his place needs a community not a romantic relationship)

anyway it’s fine bc harurin are the goth4goth bi4bi couple of my dreams and nothing else matters so long as they’re there