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The Girl was Ready to fucking elope... I AM NOT WELL .
"So take me then. Has this not been your purpose? I am not yet married, but the hours pass swiftly. You are surely armed. Cut through my father’s kingsguard. Take me to dragonstone and make me your wife."
looking at alex was getting progressively more difficult. ethan had watched her sleep in that hospital bed that simply knowing them put her in. time had crawled, and she hardly moved unconsciously. they take a deep breath and rise from the chair, intending on slipping out before she woke up, but there’s a stir and ethan hears their name. they stop dead in their tracks and spin on heels, looking at a now awake alex. “hey-- you would wake up once i was finally gonna leave.” they admit. “how are you feeling?” ( @fatedtragedy !! )
I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"
EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.