same teacher, different lessons

transcript

Mysterious Men squad

Them but on one canvas :)

Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??

Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try

My doctor: Hey yeah that's not normal I don't think it's an issue with your hip

Me: Oh?

My doctor: It's an issue with your spine

Me: OH

Hoyoverse's children in a nutshell

Fly me 2 the moon: First and oldest child, long gone RIP. Their legacy is having the first ever Kiana Kaslana

Zombiegal Kawaii: basically dead, hardly anyone even knew about her

Houkai Gakuen 2 (aka Gun Girls Z; GGZ): Next child, oldest, small and niche but dedicated fanbase, still going in CN server. Very gay and depressing, incredibly convoluted lore.

Honkai Impact 3rd: Took after GGZ a lot then became the favorite child. Still gay and depressing but more hopeful. Definitely a lesbian. They also really like flashy combat, philosophy, and science fiction.

Genshin Impact: The popular kid, and spoiled brat. They're very bisexual and very into religious themes and every culture and myth imaginable.

Tears of Themis: Probably the only cishet male child. Their fans are fewer but well fed and satisfied. (I dont know nearly enough about their story and themes to know its personality tho)

Honkai Star Rail: Takes a lot from big sis hi3rd (depressed but hopeful gays), and probably genderfluid. Ppl love it, theyre popular but it doesnt get into their head as much compared to Genshin. They're also really into exposed shoulders and internet memes.

Zenless Zone Zero: New kid on the block with furries and cyborgs. They are the youngest, most punk, and definitely into western action rpgs more than their older siblings.

Gold and Silver are good kids and Gold likes to show up unannounced to Lance's house post-game to bother Silver and Silver is like 'ugh great just what I need a loud annoying weirdo' but they are neither loud nor annoying while they hang out they just quietly sit on the floor reading magazines abt pokemon or playing video games and sometimes Gold will shove something in Silver's face like 'WHOA CHECK THIS OUT' and Silver will be like 'can you quiet down. What stupid thing could possibly get you that excited' as if he wouldn't also be equally excited about the very cool article about Sharpedo Gold just found

whatever //blasts your old man with the butch beam//

DID U SEE THE NEW INFINITE WEALTH TRAILER AND ARE YOU ALSO CRYING AND SCREAMING LIKE I AM??

INFINITE WEALTH MORE LIKE INFINITELY BEATING ME WITH A TIRE IRON

GOOD FOR ICHIBAN HAVING FUN AND WHATEVER YIPPEE BUT WHAT ABOUT HOW MY ASS WAS RAWED BY INEVITABLE MORTALITY

I'VE BEEN IN CAR ACCIDENTS THAT HAVE HURT ME LESS

What did Kid actually said to his crew that made them act a complete turn of 180• tho?

For his crew, it was a bit more of a show don’t tell with what they witnessed. When Kid is acting different or going on another tirade, they usually differ to Killer’s judgment. In this case, Kid said first:

“That woman’s going to join our crew.”

- They thought this was some weird euphemism at first that Kid was going to kill or completely thrash her, but when they all watched their captain keep staring at Hoku (glaring), in a way sort of following her around, yelling and arguing but still doing what she said on the island, they put two and two together.

- Killer was the voice of reason and said they should all try to be welcoming, Hoku would probably make a great addition.

- “I think Kid likes her quite a bit,” Killer said. “We’ll make her feel welcome.”

The entire crew watched as Kid threatened to use his devil fruit to send Hoku flying. She ignored him, drawing on another wall. Kid stepped closer, speaking even louder.

leste du vg nyheten "kilt i hetebølge"? tusenvis av skotter var i hovedstaden for å se EM kvalifiseringskamp mellom norge og skottland og de gikk alle rundt i kilt i oslo🙈 en ble overrasket over at norge var så varmt lmao

jaaa så den 😂

Scotland and Norway played against each-other in the qualification for the European Championship in football, and so Oslo was flooded with Scots that one weekend in June. Some of them were surprised it was so hot in Norway 😅 but luckily most of them were wearing kilts, giving more ventilation...

i just looked up "mgs swimming" in the gif search (i was looking for a gif of the intro of 1 where snake is going into shadow moses shhh) and in the results was this series of gifs

now my first reaction was that this is in no way related to mgs but then...then i thought about it again. and i do think mgs fandom would appreciate this so.

for your viewing consideration i guess.

JACKS IN FINALE

.....

Your law is peak law. It’s cannon in the best of ways I swear. Semi goth fashion, air of badassery, general sadist in his hyper focus of surgery, oddly creepy. Also caves like a bitch to anything moderately cute (corasan bepo ect) and is so overprotective of his friends they don’t even get much of a chance to fight becuase he’s already disassembled the energy and look he’s so proud of himself

i am soooo happy he comes across like that.

law is a hilarious type of character that i love thats pretty fucking cool and intimidating from a distance and then you come closer and he is WEIRD and intimidating but like in a creepy way so sense of self preservation dictates establishing the distance back again

him being a doctor is the most normal thing about him but in that he is so extreme and exceptional

i love that hes just an INTENSE guy to the point that its off putting and im very happy that people enjoy me making loving fun of him

Is it ridiculous to think maybe this whole hospital thing and related business has mildly traumatised me? Is it ridiculous that I want to write about it in excruciating detail, just get the experience out on paper, on my blog, somewhere? It feels dumb but I want to write fic about it. I think it'd fix me.

okay I thought about the similarities between jfm and jc's unrequited crushes who prefer their 'servant's' company to their own and it looped around from being tragic to being really funny again. jc pined after wq so clumsily and unsuccessfully with the stupid fucking comb she didn't care about because SHE AND HER FAMILY WERE POLITICAL TARGETS AT THE TIME and HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HER AT ALL and she 100% always preferred the company of wwx, who was genuinely fun to be around, as intelligent and selfless as she was, understood and respected the delicate political position she was in, treated her like an individual, knew what was important to her, helped her family, and sacrificed everything for her safety. wq literally would rather have lived a doomed life in a starving refugee camp with wwx and her family than accept a marriage proposal from jc, jc wq shippers how does it feel to be fucking clowns