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Danny bursting into the full batcave: Jason has ghost cancer
Batfam: wut
Danny fazing kryptonite out of the lead vault: Jason has ghost cancer.
Batfam: who tf are you?!
Danny already turning the corner into a dead end part of the cave: wouldn’t you like to know weather boy.
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raccoonspooky · 1 year
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Do you think bo sinclair's slutty little waist and his mommy issues have any correlation to each other?? Does he store his trauma in the cheekage of his ass and thats why hes caked up?? Anyways surprise new fanfic.
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t3chborb · 3 months
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You remember that time when League of Legends took over the internet with a virtual K-Pop girlgroup? And Blizzard copied them with the Le Sserafim stuff?
Yeah, so about that...
Apparently, Riot created a virtual boyband not too long ago.
*pokes Blizzard innocently*
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choctalksalot · 2 months
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disco eliveblogging: part 1
got out of my seat and pointed at the screen as soon as he appeared
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the-one-who-lambs · 6 months
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Fanfic roadmap for the near future...
So I'm working on a longer oneshot wip and it's about 69% done. (I won't promote it on this blog when I do post it, but there's your hint as to its contents.)
But, after that, inspiration to revisit my series, The Risen Lamb and the Fallen God, has definitely hit. Though I still cherish it dearly, there's a lot I want to expand upon! I wrote it a year ago in a hyperfixated stupor, and looking back at it now, I have so many more ideas I want to delve more into. I'm planning to absolutely keep my first drafts up as a series because I intended for most of them to be able to stand alone. This time around I'll probably write it as a multichapter fic, since I aim to build upon many of the plot elements. With all I'm planning to add, I expect the wordcount to double.
For those of you who are following me from my earlier days, I'd love to hear from you all what you want to see more of in a rewrite of the series. I don't think I'll delete many (if any) scenes from my first draft, but some ideas I plan to detail further in my new-and-improved Narilamb saga include the following so far: the awkward not-quite-enemies but not-quite-friends stage between Narinder and the Lamb, Lamb's raw bitterness towards Narinder soon after the boss fight for betraying them (and vice versa!), lore from the Relics of the Old Faith update including interactions with the Mystic Seller (and thus Lamb needing Narinder's guidance on wielding the crown, which opens them up to the idea of how much they actually need him as an ally), Narinder interacting with the other members of the cult... among other smaller ideas as well.
When I started thinking about this series again, it made me realize how many of my readership have stuck around from my early days in the fandom. Those of you who have stuck around for more than a year and continue to read what I put out, especially, seeing you continuously makes me so, so happy. I appreciate you all so much.
Anyway. Let me know what y'all want to see too.
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 9 months
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DM: Corl keeps freezing the dragon shit.
Medici: Well… it's actually everything except dragon shit.
Grommock: We de-veined our wyrmling.
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byronicbi · 6 months
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thinking about how, canonically, william is viciously jealous of henry while simultaneously wanting to be by his side and "worships him like a god" and "is everything to him" like HELLO HELLO??? IS ANYONE LISTENING???
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bonyato · 8 months
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See, yokai watch can be a pretty great comfort game. as long as you ignore The Horrors
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rubyreduji · 2 years
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would yall perhaps...enjoy series where i wrote a fic for each boy correlating to a specific taylor swift song (like i did with story of us and wonwoo) even if yall dont ill still probably write it lol
(think of it as a 500 follower special or smth)
(i say this like i dont already have like 5 fics queued, 3 wips, and 20 different other fic ideas LOL)
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For the love of god. People, you can’t just shove your phone in a librarian’s face and demand that we “print this,” and then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ every time we ask you a question about how your phone works and whether or not you have “this” saved to your phone and/or in your email.
Please put in the barest fucking minimum to know how your OWN DEVICES WORK
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fuckthisguy · 11 months
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my former coworker today telling me that at his new job this week he met this guy who directed venom 2 or something and sure enough when i wheezing with exasperation show him a picture of andy serkis he says 'yeah that's him he was so nice'
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strongfuck · 1 year
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How is Rhys with snakes? How would he be with snake-like people? Dude snakes are fuckin cool you ever looked at a white lipped python? So shiny.
i think this depends on the context of how he's seeing the snake? if he's seeing a snake from afar, he's fine. if he's seeing it up close and it isn't aggressive, he's relatively fine. if it's Looking At Him and Hissing or displaying other behaviour that could be misunderstood as aggression, he's definitely going to be wary... and then if made to hold it, he's going to have to tell himself not to lose his mind for a good couple of seconds before realising "oh, well, this isn't that bad, actually"
snake-like people are different, and he's totally fine with them! he'll treat them as he would any other person, assuming you mean people who have snake-esque anatomy/resemble snakes physically. if it's people who have the personality type that most people call "snake-like" then they can suck his dick (derogatory). unless he has to talk to them for work. cos then... i guess he'll try to be civil...
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boatemhole · 2 years
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grian i am on my knees PLEASE tell us the date of 3l season 3 i'm begging here
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I woke up at a reasonable time (8:45am) went to the coffee shop, got some work done on an important project, then called the psychiatrist office AND the bank. All in less than three hours. Who am I? When did a neurotypical ghost possess me? And can it stay forever?
#a maintenance guy was coming to fix my ceiling this morning between 9 and 11am#i didnt want to be here waiting around for that#it gives me anxiety to have a stranger in my apartment at the same time as me#so i woke up before he got here and went to the coffee shop until 11:15#then i had coffee in me and i was already on a productive roll#so i called my psychiatrist. because i havent been there in a year. so they wont refill my meds until i book another appointment#fuck my psychiatrist. but i need my meds. and i want to ask her about starting with a therapist#but the earliest appointment i could get was March. so.#then i already had my phone out and had made a call so i decided to call the bank#because my debit card jas been missing for weeks now#and my online banking locked me out#so i had to get all of that straightened out sooner rather than later#first thing she asked when i said i lost my card was 'did you look for it?'#no maam. i looked in my wallet to see my debit card wasnt there and i promptly called you /s#yes i looked for my card before i had to go through the horrors of a phone call#but i should be getting a new card sent soon and i unlocked my online banking and i scheduled a psych appointment#damn. the maintenance guy should come more often. it made me do shit#im also doing all of this on about four hours of sleep#and im lucky i got that sleep#took some Vyvanse. last time i took it it kept me up for 28 hours. this time i was able to force myself to sleep at a reasonable time#gonna go take a shower now. isnt that wild. im gonna shower too after all of that
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saint-gerard-of-arc · 2 years
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The only redeemable thing of this shitty day is that my Dogs d'Amour shirt arrived. Finally I can say Happy Birthday To Me 😌
He/They
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caterpillarinacave · 10 days
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You can't keep living this way you decide, not that it's a bad way to live of course, but the draw to understanding this mystery and the opportunity to go home is too strong to deny. Still, no need to rush foolishly. You plan out your next steps, keeping in mind the possibility of those who may come after you, you write down all you know as clearly as you can and copy the knowledge across three notebooks. One you plan to leave at the house of your friends, another you place in a waterproof container and plan to set around the door, the last you keep for yourself as a journal you want to keep along the way. As for your future, you know searching for any cults spells trouble so you dismiss the idea, and travelling away from the door further in to the world feels like a waste of energy. While you take the time to write out your notebooks you also work out some interesting questions:
1. The hairbrush from the store. You know from asking around that the hairbrush was found in the forest by someone who wasn't sure what it was and gave it to the shop who sold it to you. You think it's likely something that fell into this world from your world somehow, perhaps through the doorway? If the notebook you found from the previous traveller is to be believed then the brush has developed a magic around it which may explain why it changes your hair color when brushing. If there is any deeper reasoning you can't find it.
2. The walkie intrigues you, you keep it on and near you for now. Thankfully, like your phone, it seems to retain its charge. From this point forward you're sure you'll notice if it makes any noise.
3. The berries are interesting. They make you feel better when you eat them, like a health potion almost. Probably has something to do with it having passed through the door. You wonder if any berries around the door also may be affected as they must be descendents of berries that fell through over time.
4. You take out the other items you collected from the brambles and check them each in turn.
The spinning top is metal and smooth. It looks like a toy top, though well made. It offers no clues of an owner. You give it a spin as one does when presented a top and it spins very well, but you notice nothing else happening. In fact, the whole time it spins it seems as if everything except you has gone silent. Once it falls the world resumes.
The dog tag is old and worn, whatever name there may have been once is no longer legible. Studying it provides you no insight into it.
The funnel you found is metal and strange but offers no idea of who the owner may be. You mess with it a bit and find when you hold it to your ear you can hear things from very far away. You aren't sure the specifics of how far though.
The whistle you try blowing again and each time one of the riding creatures comes running up to the house. Not always the same one though and never both. You think the whistle might be calling whichever one is closest to you when you use it.
After a few days you're finished writing your notes and copies. You pack a day bag and head over to the door to inspect it and leave one of your notebooks. On the way you try out some of the berries further away from the door, they taste like berries, good but not like the ones you took through the door. The closer you get to the door the more you think they might be tasting like yours, but you you aren't sure if that's accurate or if your mind is making things up. Once you reach the door you find a secure place to put the waterproof box holding the notebook and look around. You don't find anything of interest so you turn to the door itself. It stands there, still and patient, almost as if it's waiting to see what you'll do. You take your key and open the white door, careful not to step through.
Through the door you see what you noticed before. It opens to an alleyway, a concrete road, a garbage can, a place you might run across in your world, though a look up you can see a bright yellow sky, so you know it isn't yours. You pull out your walkie and try it close to the door, you don't expect anything as usual of course, so imagine your surprise when on the other side you hear something garbled through the static. You can't understand what's being said, but you tell there is someone on the other end purposefully speaking.
You've now learned a little more about the things you hold, you've laid down a path for success for those who come after you, and you've discovered a little more about this mystery with the emergence of a voice on the other end of the walkie, though you can't hear it clearly. No matter how long you wait you don't think you'll be able to get a clearer signal with the walkie, the closer you get to the door the more sounds you hear though you still can't parse any of it out, and there's no saying if you pass through the door it will sound better. Do you walk through the door?
No
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