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the fae can't eat me
if i eat them first hi :D you may call me c, they/she will trade art for teeth!! icon by borzoilover69 :D
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I think the funniest thing about that dungeon meshi post is that chilchuck’s english VA for real has cosplayed Karkat
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KARKAT: GUY WHO SAYS "FUCK" TO EVERY MINOR INCONVENIENCE.
JOHN: guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth-shattering catastrophes.
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#reblog#+-×÷#skeletoned#the fucking#orange sun in the sky#red reflection of it in the water#insane#i don't know if that was on purpose but it's such a small thing im going insane over it#you gave him a heart dude .#odug
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EVERY OC LIST GOT THA:
-constantly anxious who is 5 seconds away from a panic attack at all times
-obsessed with blood
-weird lesbian
-5 seconds away from beating the shit out of everyone
-the mascot
-the one who's actually drawn/written about 99% of the time
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why did my dad send this
should i be concerned
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dirk and roxy are absolutely in awe of grocery stores and will spend hours in them like they're at the mall. they would spend so much money getting random shit. the food combos they would make would be fucking crazy. roxy tries to get dirk to chicken out with weirder and weirder combos but he just keeps going. he obvs ends up barfing in the bathroom but they're having fun
#reblog#it’s like the western culinary boom post-industrial revolution but condensed into these two mutually enabling little shits#dirk makes some fucking black olive + orange jello salad abomination and roxy tops it with whipped cream#they’re both lactose intolerant#salute each other before taking a bite
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my beloved mutual in christ i have a question for you. if dirk built a body for hal, do you think dirk would make him the same height or taller (or shorter?? idk)
hm. i think he'd make a 1 for 1 replica...? like for artistic integrity purposes. bro does not fuck around with The Vision.
however AFTER, hal would def tinker on himself to be taller than him though :]
#reblog#i picture it being like the equivalent of adding layers to the soles of his shoes#like he just adjusts a lot of little things so his proportions don’t feel that off#one day dirk looks at him and realizes their eyes aren’t level anymore and he goes What.#What?#eventually forces him to take off his shoes in case he stuck extra insoles in there or something but nah dude#nah he’s just like that now
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Happy 413 to all the pony lovers out there this one’s for u
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i don't even go to that guy but lord give me the fucking strength to not click this yummy button every time it shows up on my dash
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Well played, crow. Well played
大 means 'big.' It's used as the place name for Omiya station.
犬 the extra stroke exactly where the crow is standing changes the meaning to 'dog.' So now it's dog-o-miya station.
This crow understands Japanese and is a genius prankster.
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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
#reblog#20:48 (woah funky number!!)#pondering whether i have another disorder or not#rule 15 - four aces by fish ina birdcage on the mental jukebox#how many horses can you legally own before your estate is legally classified as a ranch#whether that's even a thing
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i made this quiz that tells you what beta kid you are most like. there are a lot of these already, but this one will not ask you to name any song lyrics. you will probably have to google some stuff about freud though. i certainly did!
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damn. he sure did wenis blast hilarious
#wenis blast nefarious#diverse types of wenis blast call that wenis blast various#choc talks#game changer#this is just for me
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
#reblog#my solution: put on Hard Drive#little precious memory stick#i label them with shitty doodles and keep them in a pile
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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