CUCURUCHO HAS A STASIS CHAMBER IN BAD'S HOUSE.

liverpool fans 🤝 man city fans

wishing klopp and pep would announce their relationship to the world already

lifespring

ff7, cloud/aerith, rated m, ~3500 words

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“Is this what you prayed for?” she asks, pushing the question into his mouth, her lips moving over his.

He takes a shaky breath. “Every day,” he whispers.

/Lies in bed, taking their last breath/

Come here.. my dear child...

/Sharply gaspes, painfully and heavily coughs. Foundly looks at you after the coughing fit/

Let me tell you... a secret....

/You sit closer and Tamo takes your hand. You lean closer to hear better/

Rudy... likes.... being called... a malewife and a.... babygirl....

/Fucking dies/

ok but do they know basketball is about that big orange thing and not grabbing each other's balls or

i dont really think they care much i mean LOOK AT THIS FFS

i'm always thinking about this part of an introduction RTD wrote to a hypothetical piece on the Time War he wrote a few years ago

Sweenett is so cute actually why the fuck was 15 y/o me like that

I find it so funny that when my partner looks in their procreate gallery this is what they see because I rarely draw nsfw but when I do I hide it so it doesn't jump scare them

Does this mean landduo are brothers

no because this is not the dreamSMP </3

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

lord the peasants are so loud today

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

Good news, fellow artists! Nightshade has finally been released by the UChicago team! If you aren't aware of what Nightshade is, it's a tool that helps poison AI datasets so that the model "sees" something different from what an image actually depicts. It's the same team that released Glaze, which helps protect art against style mimicry (aka those finetuned models that try to rip off a specific artist). As they show in their paper, even a hundred poisoned concepts make a huge difference.

(Reminder that glazing your art is more important than nighshading it, as they mention in their tweets above, so when you're uploading your art, try to glaze it at the very least.)