me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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Hey guys can anyone recommend some good date sims that are available for the switch?
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also why are people obsessed with lip jobs they're so ugly 😭
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One of my highschool classmates posted a selfie on facebook and . She got so many plastic surgeries i didn't even recognize her
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this wouldn't leave my brain
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this bit will be the death of me
imagine being so autistic you almost choose being a murderer as your carrer path. i love him.
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the hell are ya doing there
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may the horse be with you
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this is a total normal thing for ANOTHER COUNTRY'S foreign intelligence agency front to say to American university students who are peacefully demonstrating against the genocide and oppression of Palestinians
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When I'm a pastor and I open my eyes and the rapture happened when I was giving my sermon
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hater of socks
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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
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"Attempting to impose order over chaos is futile. Nature is, by its very nature, chaotic."
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me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user
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dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.
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