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#victorious#the slap#theslap#theslap.com#made by crista#memes#jade west#liz gillies#elizabeth gillies#super bowl#super bowl lviii#not a request
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Zoro: I’m going to give Sanji noogies.
Sanji: Don’t be a child.
Zoro: If you don’t know what noogies are, it’s when you grab the person’s head, and then you rub your knuckles on it.
Sanji: I will call the Marines if you give me noogies.
Zoro: You ready?
Sanji: *snickering* Don’t.
Zoro: 3… 2…
Sanji: Zoro, don’t!
Zoro: 1! *starts giving Sanji noogies*
Sanji: No, no! Stop! I will call the Marines! Stop!
Zoro: Oh, it’s great! Oh, it’s fantastic!
Sanji: Do you want me to bite you?! Do you want me to bite you?! I will bite you!
Zoro: Noogie, noogie!
Sanji: Stop! You have sharp knuckles!
Zoro: Oh, your hair is so soft!
Sanji: You have sharp knuckles! Please stop! Please stop! I will call the Marines! I’m going to call the Marines! Mature people don’t do this!
Zoro: Happy Birthday! No charge!
Sanji: Stohop! Oh my God, Zoro!
Zoro: If you resist, it only makes it worse! It only makes it worse!
#sanji x zoro#zoro x sanji#one piece#zoro#roronoa zoro#sanji#black leg sanji#victorious#beck and jade's relationship advice#incorrect quotes#theslap
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I’m halfway through the 8hr victorious video
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Chris Rock been C00Ňin for decades but it took him beefing with another Rich couple for the masses to call him out, his disrespect it wasn't an issue when he was dissing the Poor Black Masses.🦝 Our lack of Class Conciousness & Class Solidarity is debilitating & erosive to BlacK Unity & Progress.🎩 #ClassCon #TheSlap #SelectiveOutrage #ClassWar #ClassSolidarity #WillAndJada #ChrisRock #BLKPWR (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp0pCUIOYXe/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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I like to read. Get over it. Feeling: bookish 📚
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Tori Vega
Hey Tori it's me Tyler Parker 254-652-7386 text me
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Just checked Twitter. I feel like I need to shower.
Feeling: 🤢DISGUSTED
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Baby number 3's name won't be revealed because it's Gemma, and that would be a spoiler. 😜
and what if i tell u.... its not that name. what are u gonna do then 🤭🤭 HEHEHEHEHE
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motherfuckers will migrate from twitter to made up social media sites with names like threads or spill or theslap or shitfromaButt before they just make a tumblr account
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#victorious#the slap#theslap#theslap.com#made by crista#memes#robbie shapiro#matt bennett#not a request#ao3
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(Sanji, Luffy, and Usopp are sitting on the couch together, respectively, with Venus' phone filming)
Sanji: We all in?
Venus: No, move closer together.
Luffy: Hi!
Venus: Move closer together.
Sanji: We're moving.
Luffy: Okay! 😁
Usopp: Is my strap twisted?
Sanji: No.
Venus: Okay, scooch over. Let me in. *sits between Luffy and Usopp*
Usopp: *immediately wraps an arm around her shoulders*
Venus: Alright, we've been training all night, and it is now...
Sanji: Almost 1:30.
Usopp: In the morning.
Luffy: Good morning!
Venus: So, since we're all really, really tired of training, we thought that we'd all...
Luffy: *his chin rests on Sanji's shoulder*
Usopp: Do makeovers?
Venus: No. We're gonna prank call Jimbei!
Sanji: Yes!
Usopp: That's the plan!
Luffy: We're gonna prank call Jimbei!
Venus: *yawns* But first... a special message.
Venus: It's wrong to prank call people.
Sanji: It really is.
Usopp: So wrong.
Luffy: Hiiiii.
Venus: So never ever prank call anyone...
Sanji: ... without your parents' permission.
Venus: And if your parents do give you permission to prank call someone...
Usopp: ... you have really bad parents.
Luffy: Does anyone have meat?
Sanji: Shhhh.
Venus: So, seriously... never prank call anyone.
All: Never.
Sanji: *gets his Transponder Snail* Dialing Jimbei.
Transponder Snail: Petta-petta-petta-petta
Venus: Put it on speaker.
Sanji: I know what to do.
Usopp: Shh-shh-shh!
Transponder Snail: Petta-petta-petta-petta
Jimbei: (scratchy voice) Hello? *clears his throat* Hello?
Venus: Um... *talks with a silly accent* Hello, can I help you?
Jimbei: Who is this?
Venus:
Venus: (smoker voice) It's mustard.
Boys: 🤭🤭🤭
Jimbei: Who? Mother?
Venus: (smoker voice) No, no, I'm Mother. I'm not Mother, I'm mustard, I'm a mother, except I'm... mustard.
Jimbei: Look, it's 1:30 in the morning.
Usopp: Congratulations, you've won a new foot!
Luffy: 🤭
Jimbei: I-I'm sorry, what?
Sanji: (Australian accent) Sorry old boy, allow me to clarify. The phone call began with a message from mustard, but then it seems you've won some sort of contest, where the grand prize is a fresh new foot. So congratulations Ms. Mustard, you're the proud new father of a bouncing, baby kangaroo.
Venus: L'chaim!
All: L'chaim!
Jimbei: I, I think maybe you have the wrong number.
Luffy: (deep voice) We don't have the wrong number, mister. You do.
Jimbei: Who are you?
Luffy: It's Luffy! 😄
Sanji/Venus/Usopp: 🤦♀️🤦♂️
Luffy: And-and Sanji, and Venus, and Usopp! Yeah!
Sanji/Usopp: *walk away*
Venus: Seriously.
Sanji: Really?
Venus: *walks away*
Luffy: *stays in his spot* They left.
#venus x usopp#luffy x sanji#⬅ little bits in there#one piece#luffy#big hero 6#monkey d luffy#sanji#black leg sanji#usopp#one piece usopp#one piece oc#tempeste g. venus#jimbei#one piece jimbei#victorious#pranking sikowitz#incorrect quotes#theslap
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Songs that remind me of my moots (ft: my music taste),, <3
@keptlike-asecret : Chandelier by Will Paquin
@hea-vin : SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK by Joji
@stqrluvr : Comfort Zone by Yot Club
@baksterly : Morning Sex by Ralph Castelli
@genderhuman : Where Were You Where They Were Also By TheSlaps
@valsim :: Dorothy by Her's
@elliesbiatch :: Lobster by Boy Called Cute
@rxllingstones :: ARE WE STILL FRIENDS? by Tyler, The Creator
@seattlesellie :: lovergirl by saturra
@totheblood :: So She Goes by Geskie
@whore-era :: An Art Gallery Could Never be as Unique as You by mrld
@tlouxobsessed :: Bouquet by Ichiko Aoba
@elsivy :: Crush by Unflirt
@elliesflower :: Sometimes by Faye Webster
@elliespeach :: Without You by Strawberry Guy
@opal-orchard :: I fall In Love Too Easily by Chet Baker
@saintels :: Get With U by Clairo
@clemnchai :: racecar by Imani
@enforcermoss :: Dawn in an Adan by Ichiko Aoba
@hazelnutsforellie :: Yung and Writhing by Rew
@kurosaaki :: Cool It by Dejima
@elliephobic :: summer nights by The Millennial Club
THIS TOOK SO LONG..
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Psss!
Ei, você ai! Você mesmo, aqui, chega mais. Me conta:
O que você acharia de um rpg voltado para uma faculdade de artes? E com voltado eu quero dizer totalmente focado, uma universidade onde os alunos são cercados, vivem e respiram pelas artes? Pense Julliard, Seoul Institute of the Arts e, não podemos esquecer da maioral, Hollywood Arts (sim, a escola de Victorious). Com departamentos que trabalham com canto, atuação, pintura, escrita e outras, trazendo aos alunos todo as possibilidades que essas artes oferecem - o carro-chefe sendo o departamento de dança - com cursos, oficinas e outros projetos.
A comunidade seria only twitter contaria com 50 vagas, podendo aumentar e diminuir com base no interesse da tag, mas pretendemos manter em um número consideravelmente baixo por disponibilidade da mod + melhor jogabilidade. Se você gostou ou quer saber mais sobre a proposta, deixa seu like aí, que tal? Qualquer pergunta é só entrar ai no nosso TheSlap— quer dizer, tumblr e enviar na nossa askbox. ♥️
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THESLAP.COM UPDATE
@ScissorLuv: Am I the only one who actually gives a shit about her grades?? Feeling: Studious 📚
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(ID: an edited screenshot of Tori Vega's status on the social media TheSlap from Victorious. it's edited to read "I love trans people so much it's unreal. Feeling: Proud". end ID)
she and jade are t4t lesbians btw
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guys i have a MULTIBILLIONAIRE idea. twitter but it’s called theslap and it’s fun and colorful AND it doesn’t steal ur data
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