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Oh how nice. Quinton Reviews released a new video. And this one is only 1 hour 14 minutes long. 馃檪
Just 1 hour
and 14 minutes
and 27 seconds
and 47....
a-and 47...................
a-and 4-47....
no.
oh no.
oh no no..............
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im too late for debra mccurdy so he will do
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the amount of game this man has is unmatched
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Hey tumblr
Well, as per usual, "X's" response to my latest video has been a bunch of viral tweets about how I'm ruining "video essay culture" (whatever the fuck that is) by making content that's too long or something. The people of X seem to think that I only do plot recaps, and also that too much of my videos are intermission analysis segments.
How are you guys liking the new video? I know Sam & Cat part 2 was controversial even here. I'm hoping part 3 has gone over a little better. I spent about a year on it, and I've been eagerly anticipating the ability to move on.
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i was watching the new quinton reviews video and this computer immediately stuck out to me because ??? so i stuck it into MS paint and i've discovered that the computers of mid-late icarly are on a whole other level & i want whatever this OS has going on. it is a gender to me
#quinton reviews#icarly#this is what happens when girls have autism and microsoft paint#i love how it's supposed to be a mac but they just went Well fuck that#got really worried i'd said the wrong version of windows media player for a minute but it's alright it is 11#i was zoomed in on the image so i scrolled over to look at the windows key (see if there was one and if so what style/era) and i just see#this fucking . pear. i have to say i admire that dedication#to making the world's most glorious operating system... with a rainbow pear windows key#i want to know what happens if you press it#does this baby have windows + tab aero peek#hall of fame#1k#gnomeantics original 馃専
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Happy new Quinton Reviews video to all who celebrate
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i know there are people who complain that quintonreviews doesn't do interesting media analysis, but to me his videos aren't for making a well-constructed argument. there are a lot of video essayists who do that and do it well. the absurdly long nickelodeon videos are for indulging in one of my favorite pastimes: listening to someone explain the bizarre plot of a tv show I'll never watch in excruciating detail while getting incandescently, hilariously angry for reasons that take more time to explain than the run time of the source material.
#''give a secondhand plot synopsis of something you know a lot about and wish weren't hot garbage'' is 70% of my friendship with rith#the nsu miniseries is an emulation of a funny conversation i would have with a friend that i can absorb#without having to expend the energy to contribute#quinton reviews#winning tumblr roulette
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you click on a video about the beverly hillbillies. 8 hours later you are listening to the same guy talk about star trek model ships. its the same video. he has told you he will start talking about the beverly hillbillies again around the 12hr mark. you scroll to 12hrs on the timeline and it doesn't even reach close to halfway. this man has left his son in an abandoned big k mart. you have begun to say "californie" unironically
#quinton reviews#what a ride this is#practical effects#how the beverly hillbillies changed tv#quinton reviews gothic#russ reviews
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there鈥檚 something profoundly funny about quinton reviews uploading a 38 hour april fools video on noon of april 1st and expecting it to finish uploading that day. Truly the april fools joke of all time
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i know July's not over yet (and shit can happen) but i'm going offline for a while
Edit: Barbie and Oppenheimer deserve their own Stefan recap that i'll do when i'm gonna be back home and watch it (so in August) lol
#twitter#threads#tree law#moon landing#sag aftra#ups#sag strike#jensen ackles#ao3#archive of our own#supernatural#keke palmer#quinton reviews#dashcon#greta thunberg#kaarija#k盲盲rij盲#deadpool#tumblr news update
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memes for people who either are huge dobie gillis fans or have made it over 19 hours into the new Quinton Reviews video
#quinton reviews#the many loves of dobie gillis#the beverly hillbillies#scooby doo#velma dinkley#old tv
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I posted the videos separately already, but since all three Sam & Cat videos have now been released, here's all twenty hours in one post. The other compilation post is here, and if you haven't read Jennette's book already, please do.
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They are getting too powerful. Someone needs to stop the Reviews Dynasty.
#quinton reviews#youtube#beverly hillbillies#tv show review#quinton reviews dad#papa reviews#russ reviews#38 hours
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AUTISTIC PEOPLE REJOICE:
HE'S BACK
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