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blubberingblobmonster · 14 days

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uh ok I just started watching lego monkie kid for the first time ever in my life cuz I made myself dinner but I couldn't think of anything to watch and I decided to finally check this show out and I'm only ONE MINUTE in and I swear my ears may be deceiving me (as they do often #auditory processing issues✌️) but TELL ME WHY

THIS GUY

EQUALS THIS GUY

LIKE HUH?!

Jack De Sena is everywhere. You can't escape him.

#there is no escape from this man #one minute in and his voice just immediately #is immediately recognized by my brain #like you cannot mistake his voice for shit #just... yeah #the dragon prince #tdp #callum #tdp callum #callum tdp #atla #avatar: the last airbender #sokka #atla sokka #sokka avatar the last airbender #sokka atla #lego monkie kid #lmk mk #lego monkie kid mk

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bluerosefox · 20 days

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Family Resemblance

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I had another 11pm brain worm.

Enjoy

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Daniel Wayne, the younger toddler brother of Bruce Wayne and the son of Martha and Thomas Wayne had been kidnapped the night their parents were murdered.

Daniel had been snagged the moment their killer heard people headed to the alley and Bruce in his state of shock didn't realize it until it was far to late and could only scream in horror (from everything) as his baby brother is crying his name. (If you wanna make it even more heart wrenching, make it Danny's first time being able to say Bruce's name right and/or Bruce had said some mean things to Danny earlier after he accidentally broke something of Bruce's, something like 'I wish youd go away' or 'I never wanted a brother, you're such a bother!')

Bruce is being held by Alfred as some police officers are chasing down the Wayne's parents killer while some stay behind to see if they could do something.

Minutes turn to hours and as they wait, praying the police at least found Danny, Bruce is ridden with guilt. From his parents death to allowing his brother to be kidnapped.

Eventually the police return to give Alfred and Bruce the news. And it's not good.

The killer escaped and Danny was nowhere to be found.

And it would take many years before he would be found.

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Bruce gets a call from Damian during school hours one day. When he answers he is greeted with Damian demanding him to get to the school and explain himself.

Confused Bruce asks what does he mean and Damian responds with

"The two new students in class today are the spitting images of you and I father! Either they are poorly created clones or you have more hidden blood children!"

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Meanwhile the very students being discussed are calling up someone too

"Ellie? Dan? What's wrong? You better not have made too much chaos already, I just paid for the uniforms for that place."

"DAD! I THINK ANOTHER ONE OF THE FRUITLOOPS FAILED CLONES SOMEHOW SURVIVED!"

"What?"

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #bruce and danny are siblings #danny was a toddler when he was kidnapped #somehow someway he escaped or was dumped out of Gotham #due to how young Danny was and how traumatized he was about that night he forgot everything but his first name #no one really connected the dots that Danny was the missing Wayne child #mostly due to no public photographs of Danny #he had been born very early and no one was sure he was going to make it #and going to the theater had been his first time being finally allowed out of the manor #only for it to end in tragedy #years later though #Danny moves to Gotham with his kids #a deaged and raised from infanthood Danielle 'Ellie' Fenton and Dante 'Dan' Fenton #Damian was not ready to see them #he thinks theyre poorly made clones since one looks more like his father than him and the other is a girl #or more secret children his father didnt know about #Ellie and Dan think Damian is an escaped clone of Vlads #Bruce and Danny meet at the school and Bruce nearly has a heart attack at the young man who looks so much like his parents #Danny is a bit weirded out because Bruce looks very familiar somehow

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gay-otlc · 8 months

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The people who think gay trans man have straight privilege because they have the "option" to "escape" homophobia and live as straight women are blatantly disregarding the fact that for a lot of trans people, the options aren't "gay trans man" or "cis straight woman." It's "gay trans man" or "dead."

#this post was inspired by my friend (mostly stealth trans man) who has dealt with a lot of homophobia from his bf's parents #and transphobes might make the argument that the homophobia he faced doesn't count because he could have just lived as a woman #and then dated his bf more safely #but i genuinely don't think he would be alive right now if he hadn't been able to transition #so yeah. just being a woman to escape homphobia isn't really an option for a lot of trans men #transandrophobia #apologies if this is not my place to speak about as a straight trans man. i was just having thoughts and wanted to share

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laxxarian · 2 months

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No, cuz like

during the cloning arc of Danny, there's at least ONE clone that escaped without Vlad's knowledge. It was a bit more cunning and smart and knew that they had to get away.

The thing is, this clone Danny isn't a halfa at all, its a full on human. Alive and not half dead.

But it is sick and frail so when this clone Danny manages to get to the doorstep of Gotham, it was surprising.

lets call clone Danny as Daniel since it was the name that Vlad mostly used in his mutterings that Daniel caught on.

And while Daniel is in Gotham, sickly and lying on one of the rooftops, he met a vigilante with a red helmet.

"What the-?" Red Hood questioned when he saw Daniel's mouth dripping green blood or some kind of goop, which in turn reminded Red Hood of the Lazarus Pits.

"Who are you, kid?" Red Hood crouches down slowly to Daniel but the boy only turned his back on him, coughing and wheezing, "Hey! What happened to you?!" alarmed and confused, Red Hood shakes the boy gently. His fingertips could easily felt the cold coming off from Daniel's body.

And when Daniel stopped coughing, he faced Red Hood with a tired smile, "I'm fine." Daniel answered, "But I can't be here forever..." he added before coughing up some more of those green goop.

"Hold on, kid." Red Hood said, "I'll get you some help." but Daniel stopped him from leaving.

"Don't. I know when my time is up." Daniel said, "I'm just glad that I get to explore this far..." he wheezes out, "Don't feel bad tho... I'm just a clone..." Daniel stopped breathing.

And Red Hood thinks he's Tim's clone.

#danny phantom #dpxdc #crossover #danny fenton #clone #clone danny #batfam #batman #clone escaped but “died” farther away from vlad #it was daniel's wish to die somewhere away from the man that killed multiple of his brothers #also #daniel didnt actually die #or dissolved #or destabilized #he was just really really hungry and thirsty and that got daniel thinking he was dying cuz he never knew hunger before #red hood notices the slow breathing and went to the batcave #daniel is saved #and is recovering slowly #soon after #days passed and he grew to become like a family member to the batfamily #not adopted tho cuz the batfamily has yet to reveal their identities to the boy #also also #daniel meets dani in gotham #dani was in gotham because she loves to travel and her stop was at gotham #dani thought daniel was danny and was confused that she couldnt sense his ghost half #she thinks his ghost half died or faded or went to peace so #right in front of the batfam #dani immediately mourns for her brother's half #shes on her knees and all and even crying with the help of this liquid thing to make her fake cry

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noyzinerd · 4 months

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Derek teaching unknown werewolf societal/cultural facts to Stiles is cute, and I love that for them, truly, but I want to see the reverse.

We're always hearing about when someone (usually Stiles) asks a naive question about werewolves and Derek going "No, you idiot! It doesn't work like that!" As if it's common knowledge that everyone should know, when in reality there's no possible way Stiles (or any average person, for that matter) could know that.

And I'm sure in Derek's world, stuff like silver not actually being effective against werewolves is a no-brainer or spotting a Kitsune is laughably easy, but not to the common bystander.

So, instead, I'd love to see the random, human customs and social norms Stiles would find himself needing to explain to Derek when they start living together. Stuff that the human family members of his pack never displayed because they had been raised surrounded by werewolves their entire lives.

From all the small things like how, when you get a canker sore or lose a filling, you always gotta stick your tongue in it. ("No, we don't want to do it. It hurts like hell, actually. It's just something we do. Don't ask me why. I honestly couldn't tell you. It's the same with picking scabs or pressing down on bruises.")

Or like how you're not supposed to eat the weird, little black nub at the bottom of the banana. ("I don't care if it's composed of the exact same stuff as the rest of the banana, that's so fucking gross 🤢")

Or like how you have to walk around ladders instead of under them ("Because otherwise you'll get bad luck, Derek!")

Or how, for a short time in history, a man wearing a singular earring on his left ear meant that he was gay for some reason. Or was it the right ear? ("Hey, listen, man, I didn't make these dumb rules!")

Or how you can't pick up a penny off the ground unless the face side is heads up ("Yes, it's another 'good luck, bad luck' thing. We actually have a lot of those, now that I think about it.")

Or how if someone far away sees you coming and holds the door open for you, you very specifically have to do a customary tiny wave or acknowledging nod before doing a small little half trot-half jog that isn't too slow or too fast all the way to the door. ("Because you don't want to take up their time, but also you don't want them to think they've inconvenienced you. Yeah, no, I get that they already have, but you don't want THEM to know that.")

All the way up to things like the weird history of Coke Zero, even though Diet Coke is essentially the same thing. ("Oh, now see, that's actually pretty interesting. And by interesting, I mean dumb and terrible. See, in the 80's, Coke only ever marketed Diet Coke as a 'woman's drink', so when they finally decided to expand their demographic, they had to spend millions of dollars to undo their own conditioning because their women's only Diet Coke campaign had been so successful, it took decades for men to stop associating drinking diet soda with being gay or effeminate.")

Just so Derek can finally know what it feels like to be on the other end of "common sense."

#sterek #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #tyler hoechlin #dylan o'brien #mieczysław stiles stilinski #It hasn't escaped me that this meme has Dylan O'Brien's co-star who played Minho from the Maze Runner series #Gotta love how Derek's always spewing ancient undocumented closely guarded forbidden secrets and being like 'you seriously didn't know that #HOW? HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY KNOW THAT DEREK?! WHERE WOULD WE EVEN FIND THAT KNOWLEDGE #YOU SASSY FRUSTRATING MAN?!

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dizzybizz · 1 year

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been watching word of honor

#im only on ep18 and theyve had like 3 breakups #like jesus fuck man #and then they act as if nothings happened i am gonna put them in couples therapy #word of honor #wen kexing #zhou zishu #theyre so unhinged #word of honor fanart #my art #doodle #i would make this a rendered thing if i had the energy aahahaaaaaauuuhg #girl help im reentering my wuxia phase from last year #girl help i cant escape #girl you left me to be swallowed by my hyperfixations how could you #i also started the novel bc ofc sighhhh

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imyourcomputergame · 28 days

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#I was scared to post this cus it's not my usual style but I found it fun so whateverrrr #also I drew this completely from memory (kinda half a flex bc I did draw her sleeves wrong but I think it looks better than if I drew them #accurately)#anyway. akane #akane kurashiki #AUGHHHHHHH <- me thinking about akane. we desperately need a man laying on the floor sobbing emoji #she is so. augh..#zero escape #nnrart #999

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sliceoflifebear · 6 months

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Welcome to the third installment @stick-weaponry Where you can submit and we rate/review sticks and talk about sticks.

Why?…Yes!

Now for todays stick, we got the heaviest one yet!

This one is bent at a nice angle and have a nice smoothness on one end. When using this, it reminded me of a Scythe in action. However it can be a unique sword or lightsaber.

Only downside is the angle feel a bit far off, and the smoother end seemed a bit too long. But still good to use.

9/10 This one is a keeper!

Feel free to submit pics of sticks you find to rate and review!

#stick #stick weapons #stick it to the man #my stick is better than bacon #sythe #sword #lightsaber #imagination #creativity #this blog helps folks escape from reality #scythe #stick weaponry #blog #rate #review

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aurosoul · 2 years

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so I took a screenshot of this cuz I thought it was funny BUT THEN I GO TO MY INBOX AND

ITS HIM

WITH SMALLER PIKACHU MANS(???) IN THE EYES??? AND A DOG SMOKING WEED???? I’m gonna scream

#no escape from pikachu man.... not even my inbox is safe #incessant meowing

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klm-zoflorr · 2 months

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Its not even lust anymore i just want Elias to come into my house and do my paperwork for me

#its a game plan right?! he Knows shit. i don't have to give out any information i can just sit back and relax #i want that man administratively #elias bouchard #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #klm-zoflorr #a girl needs an escape. from you know paperwork induced stress. a flight of fancy if you will

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pandadrake · 8 months

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Miles: “Back at it again at Spider-Society!”

Miguel: *Angry cat SFX*

Who would win? Buff depressed man without Spider-sense vs. Teenager who self-actualizes by pitching himself off the tallest structure he can climb.

Decided to add another gif to the "floppy little funko pop/younger sibling energy Miles Morales" series.

The background is just a blurred up section of official concept art by Patrick O’Keefe.

Drawn in Procreate.

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not-a-snowman · 5 months

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I find it funny how whenever Trevor does something violent or angry it immediately cuts to him in the documentary being like:

“Haha yeah, I’m not normally like that (I mean c’mon, just look at me) in my defense I was under a LOT of stress at the moment”

Like buddy, you were unbelievably composed despite the situation. After the day you had, I’d be CONCERNED if this didn’t end with you informing the audience to leave you the fuck alone, that’s the SANE and measured reaction.

Like in your shoes, I probably would’ve murdered Vivian Walton live on tv.

#American Arcadia #i love Vivian #But that will not be enough to save her #Also I swear if they keep running “Escape from Arcadia” this way #One of the cast members IS going to end up killed #Trevor is the mildest man and he still broke someone’s leg #Committed assault #And drove a car through a building #Had Angela been in his place someone would be dead

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diorsbrando · 2 months

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guys i nearly embarrassed myself and moaned out loud….in PUBLIC.

#ʬʬ.sosa speaks.com #ninja kamui #literally forgot where i was for a moment #ive been thinking about him too bc i haven’t watched the new episode yet #so i went to look at photos of him and i literally couldn’t help the noise that tried to escape #but i caught it just in time!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#physical involuntary reactions bc this man is so fine i melt and implode #IM REWATCHING THE WHOLE SERIES IDC I NEED MORE #1 thing about original animes is that there is no source material to read more #so if i wanna write about him id have to wait and know more from the show…..once a week!!!#it’s cruel.

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whumblr · 3 months

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Ball and chain

Whumpee meekly walked along, resigned, hands cuffed in front of them, two henchmen clinging to both arms as they were marched into the large room. Like they were both walking them down the aisle.

Except the man who they were tied to was all but bliss. And did not accept any form of seperation.

And he now stood waiting for them in the middle of the room. He turned and his eyes immediately fixed on Whumpee. Myeah... they were in trouble.

The man barely contained himself, his jaw clenched, nostrils flaring, and his rage plain to see in his eyes, swirling about like thunderclouds.

You'd think that, with all the trouble they caused, he would be glad to see the back of them... instead of sending out a search team and dragging them back to their cell.

They stopped right in front of him and Whumpee swore they saw something twitch in his jaw. His eyes bored into theirs, but they didn't look away.

"Leave," Whumper growled.

The two men gladly let go of their arms and turned to leave the room.

Whumpee however followed suit: they spun on their heels and made to follow them out. But before they could even take one step, a hand clamped around their shoulder.

"Not you, you goddamned little gargoyle, what makes you think I was talking to you."

Willfully ignoring the fingers digging into their shoulder, Whumpee simply watched, a little rueful, as the henchmen succesfully made their way out, leaving them alone here. Then they turned around again, shrugging the hand off with the softest huff.

"Well, you were looking at me, so..."

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General whump tag: @firewheeesky @myfriendcallsmeasickwoman19 @whumpawink @painsandconfusion @whumpifi @auroragehenna

#whump #whump drabble #whump prompt #recapture #malicious compliance whumpee #failed escape #bastard whumpee #defiant whumpee #implied so much trouble #implied beating from hell #shouldve just let them escape man...#my writing #my prompts

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captainofthetidesbreath · 9 months

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I know that literally only Cerrit and Vespin know this, but someone should tell all post-Divergence spellcasters—wizards, clerics, sorcerers, and otherwise—that the damnation of Exandria to eternal suffering was, ultimately, prevented by a man with an ax.

In a party of spellcasters of varied sources—even the other martial fighters were casters—the one who stopped Vespin Chloras, history's most infamous wizard, from guaranteeing that the Betrayer Gods would win the god-war and ensuring that the Calamity ended in fire and ruin for all peoples forever wasn't any of the spells cast but a sharp piece of metal swung into his head by a strict-martial-only mage slayer.

Someone's gotta tell all casters in Exandria, especially the wizards because they forget this a lot, that the fate of the world was decided by a melee weapon in a skilled hand. Keep them humble.

#Also tell them that that very same man also escaped the destruction of Avalir and Domunas by outrunning it from the epicenter.#Critical Role #Exandria Unlimited: Calamity #ExU Calamity #Cerrit Agrupnin #Critical Role things

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sugarcoatedrattrap · 3 months

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🎣

#oh boy old man yaoi my favorite #finding out fischoeder is classified as a tumblrsexyman made my psyche crumple like a tin can #but yknow what.. fair #escape from which mountain ep activated smthn in me and I will be drawing more #plus the whole series’ has just been a good comfort show for me lately anyway #bobs burgers #belchoeder

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