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handcat · 2 years
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am i autistic gang, yes or no
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inkdrinkerworld · 19 days
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hello!! i saw you were asking for more spencer x sunshine!reader requests and here i am!!
do you think you could do something where reader has chronic pain in her hips and walks with a limp most of the time, but once it gets super super cold it starts to hurt more so she has to use a cane..? it’s getting colder where i live so i’ve slowly had to start using my cane, but i always get embarrassed/insecure about using it in public so some days i go without and then immediately regret it!! haha
of course you don’t have to write this is you don’t want to!! i’m sure i have tons of other ideas up in my noggin haha. love you and take great care of yourself!! xxx
I hope you like this, I googled some aids for the pain so hopefully this is good and if there’s anything that’s wrong please please let me know
The groundhog lied, it’s snowing when it’s supposed to be sunny.
You should’ve known you would’ve been in pain all day when the night before when your hip started locking more and more.
Still, you dress for the weather and put on a pair of thermal tights under your navy dress suit. You can’t be bothered with pants.
You stare at your cane as you reach your front door, biting your lip as you deliberate.
On one hand, you could take it and ease the pain off your hip, or you could leave it and save the embarrassment you feel for needing it so young.
In a split second you make your decision, limping out the door without it.
You regret your decision to also wear kitten heels when you hobble into the bullpen, Spencer’s eyes immediately catching the uneven drift in your walk. He notices your easy outfit too, a pleated blue skirt with a breathable blue top to match, no blazer today.
“What’s wrong?” He asks, crossing his desk and making his way over to you but you wave him off.
Spencer ignores that completely and reaches you in seconds, eyes assessing what you refuse to say.
“Spencer I’m fine, I just slept wrong.” It’s obvious he doesn’t believe you when he cocks an eyebrow. Spencer’s already noticed a slight lean to your walk, your very obvious limp and the way that your smile seems to border grimace.
His hands reach for hips as he closes the little gap between you.
“Oh aren’t you forward,” you smile through your words but Spencer knows there’s something different to your tone.
“Would you shush? It’s more swollen than it should be if you slept wrong.”
His brown eyes pin you and make it hard to lie to him as you stare him down. You want to ask how he knows it’s your hip, but he’s got a big, genius brain, it really was silly to think you could hide it from him.
“Spence, it’s okay.” You say, twisting out of his hands and hissing when you do so, your hip cracking at the motion. Tears prick your eyes.
“You’re a terrible liar, come sit down.” He leads you to his chair, hands gentle as they touch your lower back and hip. “What’s going on with your hip, darling?”
You blame the way you just instantly open up about what you term your worst feature, to the fact that he’s dropped a pet name like that so casually.
“I suffer with my hip, flare ups mostly during winter and it’s chronic. I have a cane but it’s embarrassing to need one so young so I don’t use it and it hurts more but at least I have my independence.”
Spencer shakes his head, touching your cheek. “I know that’s how you feel, but if it’s cracking like this you at least need a balm if you don’t want the cane. Or I could get you compression pants for it.”
You scrunch your nose at the emotion suddenly building in your throat, “I do have a balm but the smell is too strong. Doesn’t go with my perfume.”
Spencer laughs, fully shaking his head at you. He thinks for someone so happy all the time, you shouldn’t worry half as much as you do. Certainly not about if your medicated balm will go with your perfume.
“Come with me,” he says, taking your bag from you and setting it on his shoulder.
“Where are we going? Mid morning pick me up? Rendezvous in the bathroom stall?” Your eyebrows dance and Spencer shakes his head, maneuvering his body so you’re leaning on him more than walking on your own.
“No, we’re going to the bathroom so you can apply more balm and then I’m going to your place to get your cane.”
You stop walking, heels cutting off with an abruptness, that if Spencer hadn’t been anticipating it you would’ve fallen from his grip.
“No Spence, it’s fine. I’m used to it.” He starts walking again, bringing you with him to the bathroom and sitting you on the sink’s edge.
“I know you are,” he rifles through your bag, grinning when he finds the tube of medicated balm. “But humor me for a moment and say it’s a little worse than usual, so you need it?”
You huff, “Can’t I just use the compression stuff?”
Spencer looks up, surprise lighting his eyes but a knowing, almost smug smile plays on his lips.
“Yeah?” He does a wicked evil thing by stroking the tops of your thighs and tilting his head just a little so some of his curls fall in his face.
“Spencer,” you push at his chest, grumbling when he laughs. He holds your palm to his chest, “I can do this part myself.”
“Promise you’ll actually apply the rub? I need to go out to get the compression pants.”
You shake your head, “I’ll get one after work Spence, the balm is enough.”
He doesn’t listen to you, “Apply the balm, I’ll be twenty minutes.”
You’re one hundred percent sure he takes Anderson with him to drive the SUV and is back in twenty minutes with two different pairs of compression pants, pain relievers and muscle relaxants.
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twst 2023 valentine gift COMPLETE message compilation!!
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Information about 2021 and 2022 TWST Valentine Gifts here! 2023's Valentine Gift is a macaron-like compact mirror. Character signatures here! 2021 Letters (text only) here! 2022 Letters (text only) here! 2023 Letters (text only) below the cut!! ***SPOILERS AHEAD!!***
Something interesting to note! The 2023 letters all seem to indicate that the sender's gift was something sweet and edible in nature. Previous years thanked the sender for their "gift", but did not typically indicate what the gift was.
Here is a brief example of what the letters look like this year before we get to the actual new contents of each (which are exact English transcriptions):
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Heartslabyul
🌹 Riddle Thank you for the lovely sweets. I'll have them on my study breaks. If they're good, perhaps I'll set them out at a tea party. You'll certainly be invited if I do. After all, there's no rule that states you can't join in.
♣️ Trey Hello friend-- Thanks so much for the gift. It was exactly my taste, with just the right amount of sweetness. I can tell you thought a lot about what to get. I'll come up with a recipe based on these sweets sometime. I hope you'll get to taste test it for me.
♦️ Cater Eyyy, friendo! Sweets aren't normally my jam, but the ones you picked out were PERF--and they looked great too! You must've put in some WORK picking them out. So, thanks! I'll make sure to do the same for you!
❤️ Ace Heya, pal-- I kinda freaked when I saw you left a present at my door--in a good way! You actually sent me sweets! You could've just given them to me in person, you know. I haven't had any yet, but I'm sure they'll be great! We should share them at lunch tomorrow.
♠️ Deuce My good friend-- Thanks for the amazing gift! You got me those mega-popular sweets we just talked about, right? They were so good! It's kind of a shame I ate them all. Have you had any? I guess it'd be weird if I gifted you the same thing, but come shopping with me sometime and we can pick out some sweets for you.
Savanaclaw
🦁 Leona Hey-- You gave me SWEETS? I swear, sometimes I don't know what goes through that noggin of yours. I'll be nice and say I appreciate the sentiment... this time. But don't expect any glowing food reviews.
🐆 Ruggie Hey, 'sup. I got the sweets you sent! It's always a good day when someone gifts me food. These are supposed to be real popular right now, yeah? They must've been hard to snag. Shyeheehee, that makes them double good! Thanks a ton!
🐺 Jack Hi-- I was surprised when I smelled something sweet at my door. Consider your present received. I still can't believe you gave me such cutesy looking sweets. Not that I'm unhappy about it, of course. I actually like candy and stuff. Thanks.
Octavinelle
🐙 Azul My boon companion-- Thank you for the heartfelt gift. I suppose I owe it to you to partake of these sweets. Don't worry. Once I've analyzed the flavor, I'll gift you something equally delicious. After all, fair's fair.
🐬 Jade My good friend-- You've outdone yourself. Sweets that pair well with black tea? My deepest thanks. I'm flattered that you thought of me so when selecting them. You've inspired me. I'm going to spend my mountain hikes pondering just the right tea blend to suit your palate. I do hope you'll enjoy it.
🦈 Floyd Dear little shrimpy-- I saw your present. You got me candy? That rules! I was JUST in the mood for something sweet. I might not be tomorrow though, so I think I'll polish them off today. Thanks.
Scarabia
☀️ Kalim To my dear friend-- Thanks for the present! What colorful and sparkly sweets. They look delicious! I just had an idea! How about we eat them together after school? Gifts like this taste better when shared, after all. I'll pick out a good tea to go with them. Can't wait to see you later!
🐍 Jamil Hello-- I was surprised to see you gifted me sweets. At first I wondered if you were hinting for me to make you something similar... But when I pulled the gift out of the bag, I saw all the details you put into it, right down to the ribbon. It's clear this was a heartfelt gesture. I'll treasure these treats as I eat them. Thank you.
Pomefiore
👑 Vil Dearest friend-- Thank you for the gift. The sweets were dazzling and most attractive. Did you try to imagine what I'd like when picking them out? If you, you made an apt choice. I'll have something for you later in return.
🏹 Rook Bonjour, and merci beaucoup! What a lovely batch of confections! They're so darling that I'm tempted to stow them away in a brilliant bejeweled box. Ah, but I jest. I'll enjoy every morsel of this gift you've so thoughtfully bestowed upon me.
🍎 Epel Dear friend-- Thanks for the gift! Sweets from the city have a real fancy vibe, don't they? I'll savor every bite. I know this isn't exactly a gift, but I just scored some coupons for the cafeteria. Wanna join me for lunch tomorrow? Just wait for me, and I'll find you!
💀 Ignihyde
Idia Shroud @YOU huh? What the wha? im low-key scared here why would u give me sweets??? ig that sometimes i run low on sugar when ive been gaming too long and my aim becomes trash... ok sure, if this is ur way of looking out for me, ill take it
🤖 Ortho Shroud Hello, Prefect-- Thanks for the present! The sweets were very charming and cute, not to mention colorful. What neat designs! I'll make sure to save this as a special memory. I've run the data on their base ingredients, and hope to gift you some fitting sweets in return soon.
Diasomnia
🐉 Malleus Draconia To my dear friend-- Thank you. Never did I envision someone presenting me with the gift of sweet treats. It would be a shame for me to eat them all by myself. I think I'll share them with you. Would you be willing to provide the tea to go with them?
🦇 Lilia Vanrouge Greetings! Your present was delightful. The treats had a subtle sweetness that was perfect for a slightly mature fae like myself. I'll be making you a lovely treat in return, using a very special recipe of mine. I hope you'll enjoy it.
💤 Silver Salutations-- Thanks for the gift. I read once that sugar can boost your concentration. Did you give me these to snack on when I'm about to nod off during my studies? That was very considerate of you. I think I'll try them out today.
⚡️ Sebek Zigvolt Human-- I've received your gift. It was agreeably sweet. In fact, it might've been sweet enough to make black coffee bearable... But I digress. Regardless, I was somewhat impressed with your choice. You have my thanks.
NRC Staff + Grim
🎭 Dire Crowley Dear esteemed student-- Thank you for the delicious gift. And don't bother telling me I was supposed to share it--I've already finished the whole package! If you wish for the staff to also partake, I suggest you acquire more treats. But don't worry, I won't say a word if you give the same gift twice. I'm kindhearted like that!
🐶 Divus Crewel Dear pup-- Is this a gift for the staff? Excellent. Now that I have some treats to sweeten my breaks, I'll be able to grade your exams with a much more critical eye. I can see the grimace on your face now. Relax, it was a joke. It's usually frowned upon for dogs to be the ones buying fits, but since you're such a loyal pup, I'll let you off. I'm a generous trainer, after all.
📚 Mozus Trein Dear juvenile-- I must wonder why you decided to get me a present. Is this your way of thanking me for my lecture the other day? If so, gifts are hardly necessary. It's a teacher's job to educate students with a thirst for knowledge. I can't accept any offerings from students, but the sentiment is much appreciated. I expect nothing but excellence from you moving forward.
💪 Ashton Vargas Dear student-- Thanks for the present! Excessive sugar is a no-go when building a beautiful bod, but it'd be bad form for let your thoughtful gesture go to waste. Such is the price of popularity. I'll just have to accept that and work off everything I eat. Keep up those reps!
🎩 Sam Yo, little imp! What is UP? Thanks so much for the gift! You've got a real eye for quality. I'll make sure to stock up on goods that'll pique your interest, so swing by the shop soon!
🐱 Grim Dear hench-human-- Mraaah! Is this ALL for me?! I've never seen such sparkly, yummy-lookin' candy before! I feel like a king! But I'd feel bad leavin' you out of this sugar extravaganza, so I GUESS you can have a small piece. I'm lookin' forward to more gifts, partner!
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iambilliejeanok · 1 year
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! “sleeping with” WITH BUDDHA IM BEGGING YOU I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HIM AND DO THE NASTY AND CUDDLE MORE 😫😫😫😫😫
Warnings: 18+, overstimulation, dacryphillia, smut, nsfw and saw headcanons, (The Buddha mentioned is a character from the anime Record of Ragnarok and doesn’t depict the true nature of the real god Buddha. It’s fiction), fluff.
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Maybe its because of his overwhelming love for humans and the fact that he was one too, Buddha needs all the cuddles all time. He loves love and genuinely enjoys the feeling of something in his arms, whether it be a human, an animal, or maybe even a stuffed animal. Yes, Buddha has a stuffy collection for his alone times indeed. That being said, if whatever he’s cuddling could wrap themselves around him and cuddle him back? He melts right then and there. It might even be better than eating candy under the pleasant shade of a tree in the Valhalla.
Buddha will most certainly not see sleep without being able to rest in your arms. He’s as clingy as a koala with how often he needs to feel you around him and most likely cuddles you all day. There’s never been a day hot enough to dampen his desire to be on you. “No baby, don’t you think its too hot?”, you try to reason, hoping he would be understanding enough to let this go just one time. “Why worry, the AC is running so you’ll need me anyway you dig?”, he says, gently taking your hand in his and pulling you into his chest, “Come now, let me pick you up angel”. And picking you up is something he does often, you see being a god, nothing is impossible and lifting you up to carry you from any position isn’t any problem at all. You don’t even need to jump. Sometimes, he will gently scoop you up with a single arm, desperately needing for you to constantly hug and kiss his face while you sit on his arm and lean against him, snuggling him while he prepares some snack bowels for the two of you.
He’s a big fan of sharing his candy with you, opening every single wrapper and feeding you whichever piece you desire. His hand is almost as big as your face, leaving you with no choice but to submit to his soft lips melting against yours with his hand firmly holding your face in place as his tongue slips into your mouth. You’re always eager to have some of whatever candy he’s eating, and he always going to share it with you, especially during a kiss like this.
Randomly squeezes you throughout the night when he changes positions. Buddha doesn’t actually need to sleep, but he loves the idea of falling asleep with you, so he makes himself sleepy whenever he sees you’re sleepy too. And in public the PDA doesn’t change much. He’s god so what’s anyone gonna do? Sits you on his lap everywhere the two of you go, unless you demand to sit on another surface, he will let you have your way with a cute pout on his face, that obviously goes away with a few soft kisses against his lips, but only he will decide how many kisses will do the trick. You just keep kissing him.
He’s so wholesome, how can you resist all that love.
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Buddha also doesn’t experience any sexual desire, but he knows a mere human like you battles with that, sensing even the slightest arousal you experience, which to his amusement, is always within his vicinity. You’re actually always horny, since he’s always in your personal space, so smooth without even realizing it. However, he does understand that what he does to that empty little noggin of yours, always filled with thoughts of him defiling you in ways even he finds entertaining. Eventually, he does approach the topic, hearing your thoughts from all the way in the kitchen while you thought about him in the shower, grabbing your breasts and tweaking your nipples as you freely moaned, confident that the running water in the shower drowned out your sweet sounds. “Woah,babe, you really want me to do that to you?” , he loudly chuckles, caging you against wall of the shower. Maybe you did have a heart attack at the sudden presence of your lover butt naked in the shower next to you, a heart attack he quickly reversed. He’s so close you could feel his skin pressing against yours, your pussy so hot and wet and Buddha knows its not from the water, swallowing the spit building in his mouth at the thought of your arousal on his tongue. “Bud-Buddha, wai—“, you whimper, knowing how overwhelming he can be at times.
Excited to fulfill another one of your requests, he’s already on his knees in between your legs, your thighs resting on his broad shoulders while your back is leaning against the smooth stone wall for support. “Buddha please!”, you whimper, overwhelmed with the anticipation of what he’s about to do to you. You’ve never gone a session without crying from the intense amount of pleasure he gives you and boy does he love comforting you through it all. It’s just so addictive how needy and dependent you are under his touches. He has so much fun playing with your body, his tongue plunging into your aching vagina, smiling at the sharp gasp you made, not expecting him to go that route so soon. Both his large hands on your hips, you know there’s never any point in fighting him as he starts sucking your swollen clit, flattening his tongue to lick your entire vulva before repeating his actions, your hand caressing your breasts while you bite your lower lip, submitting yourself to whatever happens.
He might be a little obsessed with you because he fucks you purely for your enjoyment, not that he’s not enjoying himself too, its just that he knows you need him like this and he revels in spoiling his sweet little angel rotten. Slowly plunging his thick, long member deep inside of you, his focus is only on your face, admiring the cute faces you make struggling to handle such a stretch, your hands gripping his biceps for dear life as he goes impossibly deeper, randomly pressing kisses on your lips while your mouth is open to accommodate your breathing, more kisses decorating your face as he thrusts his hips slowly. He’s just completely mesmerized with how stunning you are, his patience never running thin to make sure you’re thoroughly overwhelmed, slipping out of your pussy only to try and shove himself into your asshole. “Uh uh uh, its okay pretty, you’ve got this”, he says, trying to encourage you to take him, knowing damn well he’s making a complete mess of you. You’re literally whimpering, choking on a scream with every thrust into your tight asshole, his godly cock massaging every inch of your walls, his thumb reaching down to start massaging your clit, a small smirk on Buddhas face when he feels your making a mess, the shivering of your thighs growing more violent as he keeps the same pace, his thumb still massaging your clit, “Buddha!!! no no I can’t”, you say out of breath, only hoping he understands you, but you know he’s not ending this here. “Shh shh angel, you can take it, gimmy kissy, c’mere”, he softly says, he’s warm breath on your face, finally pulling his dick out of your rectum to realign it with your squirting vagina. Crying out loudly, you could feel him rub himself along your clit, knowing what this meant. You begin kicking your legs, attempting to crawl away from him before he simply holds you down your thighs, pulling you closer to him again, pushing himself into you again, moving slowly since he was too big move too fast. “Fuck!”, he growls above your cries. “Fuck! No sweetheart its okay, keep coming for me, you’re such a sweet little angel you know”, he coos at you, his only goal to fulfill your fantasy…a fantasy you obviously can’t handle.
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TWST Valentines Cards 2023
Hell yeah, it's that time of the year again.
Going to make another post keeping record of this year's set of letters. Some cards haven't been found yet, so this post will be updated as I find more cards. If there is an asterisk beside a character's name, that means I only got the text itself but there may be errors and needs to be verified with the picture of the card itself. If any of you have pictures of letters that are either not there or need verification and don't mind showing to anyone, please send to me through DMs!
Since the cards freshly came out and some are still waiting for their own letters, all letters will be posted under the cut!
Riddle Rosehearts
My dear friend— Thank you for the lovely sweets. I'll have them on my study breaks. If they're good, perhaps I'll set them out at a tea party. You'll certainly be invited if I do. After all, there's no rule that states you can't join.
Trey Clover
Hello, friend— Thanks so much for the gift. It was exactly my taste, with just the right amount of sweetness. I can tell you thought a lot about what to get. I'll come up with a recipe based on these sweets sometime. I hope you'll taste test it for me.
Cater Diamond
Eyyy, friendo! Sweets aren't normally my jam, but the ones you picked out were PERF—and they looked great too! You must've put in some WORK picking them out. So, thanks! I'll make sure to do the same for you!
Ace Trappola
Heya, pal— I kinda freaked when I saw you left a present at my door—in a good way! You actually sent me sweets! You could've just given them to me in person, you know. I haven't had any yet, but I'm sure they'll be great! We should share them at lunch tomorrow.
Deuce Spade
My good friend— Thanks for the amazing gift! You got me those mega-popular sweets we just talked about, right? They were so good! It's kind of a shame I ate them all. Have you had any? I guess it'd be weird if I gifted you the same thing, but come shopping with me sometime and we can pick out some sweets for you.
Leona Kingscholar
Hey— You give me SWEETS? I swear, sometimes I don't know what goes through that noggin of yours. I'll be nice and say I appreciate the sentiment...this time. But don't expect any glowing food reviews.
Ruggie Bucchi
Hey, 'sup. I got the sweets you sent! It's always a good day when someone gifts me food. These are supposed to be real popular right now, yeah? They must've been hard to snag. Shyeheehee, that makes them doubly good! Thanks a ton!
Jack Howl
Hi, I was surprised when I smelled something sweet at my door. Consider your present received. I still can't believe you gave me such cutesy-looking sweets. Not that I'm unhappy about it, of course. I actually like candy and stuff. Thanks.
Azul Ashengrotto
My boon companion— Thank you for the heartfelt gift. I suppose I owe it to you to partake of these sweets. Don't worry. Once I've analyzed the flavor, I'll gift you something equally delicious. After all, fair's fair.
Jade Leech
My good friend— You've outdone yourself. Sweets that pair well with black tea? My deepest thanks. I'm flattered that you thought of me so when selecting them. You've inspired me. I'm going to spend my mountain hikes pondering just the right tea blend to suit your palate. I do hope you'll enjoy it.
Floyd Leech
Dear little shrimpy— I saw your present. You got me candy? That rules! I was JUST in the mood for something sweet. I might not be tomorrow though, so I think I'll polish them off today. Thanks.
Kalim Al-Asim
To my dear friend— Thanks for the present! What colorful and sparkly sweets. They look delicious! I just had an idea! How about we eat them together after school? Gifts like this taste better when shared, after all. I'll pick out a good tea to go with them. Can't wait to see you later!
Jamil Viper
Hello— I was surprised to see you gifted me sweets. At first I wondered if you were hinting for me to make you something similar... But when I pulled the gift out of the bag, I saw all the details you put into it, right down to the ribbon. It's clear this was a heartfelt gesture. I'll treasure these treats as I eat them. Thank you.
Vil Schoenheit
Dearest friend— Thank you for the gift. The sweets were dazzling and most attractive. Did you try to imagine what I'd like when picking them out? If so, you made an apt choice. I'll have something for you later in return.
Rook Hunt
Bonjour, and merci beaucoup! What a lovely batch of confections! They’re so darling that I’m tempted to stow them away in a brilliant bejeweled box. Ah, but I jest. I’ll enjoy every morsel of this gift you’ve so thoughtfully bestowed upon me.
Epel Felmier
Dear friend— Thanks for the gift! Sweets from the city have a real fancy vibe, don't they? I'll savor every bite. I know this isn't exactly a gift, but I just scored some coupons for the cafeteria. Wanna join me for lunch tomorrow? Just wait for me, and I'll find you!
Idia Shroud
@YOU huh? What the wha? im low-key scared here why would u give me sweets??? ig that sometimes i run low on sugar when ive been gaming too long and my aim becomes trash... ok sure, if this is ur way of looking out for me, ill take it
Ortho Shroud
Hello, Prefect― Thanks for the present! The sweets were very charming and cute, not to mention colorful. What neat designs! I'll make sure to save this as a special memory. I've run the data on their base ingredients, and hope to gift you some fitting sweets in return soon.
Malleus Draconia
To my dear friend— Thank you. Never did I envision someone presenting me with the gift of sweet treats. It would be a shame for me to eat them all by myself. I think I'll share them with you. Would you be willing to provide the tea to go with them?
Lilia Vanrouge
Greetings! Your present was delightful. The treats had a subtle sweetness that was perfect for a slightly mature fae like myself. I'll be making you a lovely treat in return, using a very special recipe of mine. I hope you'll enjoy it.
Silver
Salutations— Thanks for the gift. I read once that sugar can boost your concentration. Did you give me these to snack on when I'm about to nod off during my studies? That was very considerate of you. I think I'll try them out today.
Sebek Zigvolt
Human— I've received your gift. It was agreeably sweet. In fact, it might've been sweet enough to make black coffee bearable... But I digress. Regardless, I was somewhat impressed with your choice. You have my thanks.
Grim
Dear hench-human— Mraaah! Is this ALL for me?! I've never seen such sparkly, yummy-lookin' candy before! I feel like a king! But I'd feel bad leavin' you out of this sugar extravaganza, so I GUESS you can have a small piece. I'm lookin' forward to more gifts, partner!
Dire Crowley
Dear esteemed student— Thank you for the delicious gift. And don’t bother telling me I was supposed to share it—I’ve already finished the whole package! If you wish for the staff to also partake, I suggest you acquire more treats. But don’t worry, I won’t say a word if you give the same gift twice. I’m kindhearted like that!
Divus Crewel
Dear pup— Is this a gift for the staff? Excellent. Now that I have some treats to sweeten my breaks, I'll be able to grade your exams with a much more critical eye. I can see the grimace on your face now. Relax, it was a joke. It's usually frowned upon for dogs to be the ones buying gifts, but since you're such a loyal pup, I'll let you off. I'm a generous trainer, after all.
Mozus Trein
Dear juvenile— I must wonder why you decided to get me a present. Is this your way of thanking me for my lecture the other day? If so, gifts are hardly necessary. It's a teacher's job to educate students with a thirst for knowledge. I can't accept any offerings from students, but the sentiment is much appreciated. I expect nothing but excellence from you moving forward.
Ashton Vargas
Dear student— Thanks for the present! Excessive sugar is a no-go when building a beautiful bod, but it'd be bad form to let your thoughtful gesture go to waste. Such is the price of popularity. I'll just have to accept that and work off everything I eat. Keep up those reps!
Sam
Yo, little imp! What is UP? Thanks so much for the gift! You've got a real eye for quality. I'll make sure to stock up on goods that'll pique your interest, so swing by the shop soon!
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mediocreanomaly · 10 months
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May we have Vashwood x reader part 3 please?
Authors Note: my poor anon you've been sitting in the box but I shall release you.
Sorry guys! I was super busy and then I put a bunch of work into a DnD Campaign so my creative brain was fried a bit then I got sick and then my hands got messed up from saving my cat from a dog attack and- I'm rambling! Sorry for the long wait is what I mean! Enjoy!
Other Parts Here: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 3 (Alt. End)
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Vashwood x Reader Soulmate Au Pt.3
No. No absolutely not is your first thought, your second thought being I'm going to kick these idiots ass.
"Are you listening doll face?" The man, who's name is presumably "Nick" says.
It's quiet besides the blood rushing in your ears. Everyone in town is probably asleep or close to it by now and these two just keep watching you like you're supposed to know how to react to this, like this is remotely a normal situation to be in.
"Did we break them? I told you it was too much! You never listen to me" the spikey one pouts. They seem comfortable with each other, you wonder how long they've been together. You suppose it makes sense that if they had found each other first they wouldn't have thought to look for you, having multiple soulmates was rare and considering you did everything in your power to stay out of trouble it tracked that a third soulmate would be nearly undetectable, maybe you should have gotten hurt more often...no that was stupid these two had certainly caused enough pain for the three of you.
"We didn't break them just give them a second they're thinking, Jesus spikey are you the reason they say blondes are dumb?"
"Hey!"
The two men bicker and you notice that they're different in a lot of ways right off the bat. Blonde and black hair, blue and brown eyes, light and tan skin, it almost makes you wonder how you're supposed to play in here. How in the grand scheme of things the universe chose you to stand next to these, frankly, very bizarre (and handsome) men. You need to say something, you need to voice your concerns your hopes your worries-
"I hate you" It's all you can really think to say. In a way it's true and in more ways it's not. Be that as it may with all the emotions flooding through you right now on top of the fact that they've revealed themselves in the most unorthodox way possible it's making it hard to express what you actually feel clearly. Something along the lines of "you two made my life a living hell for such a long time I wanted to kill you but I've matured since then but that doesn't take away the childhood that got stripped from me but I also understand it's most likely not your fault and the fact that there's two of you makes more sense but also gives me 100 more questions-" would probably be more accurate. but "I hate you" is what ends up coming out your mouth.
"You...what?" you flinch. You weren't exactly ready for that to be asked in the most heart shattering tone in the world and when you glance up to see the blonde wears an expression akin to that of a kicked puppy you feel regret creep through your veins.
"Vash they don't mean that, I said mean shit too when we found out" Nick huffs. Ah so the kicked puppy's name is Vash good to know- ah...hang on a moment..
"Vash?" you repeat, "Vash like....like Vash the Stampede?" you say dumbly, but there was no way the man you had nearly made cry from one sentence was the Vash the Stampede that was plastered on every god forsaken wanted poster across Gunsmoke
This catches his attention, the wounded look turning into something more wide eyed like a man who's forgotten to turn off the oven at home.
"We never even introduced ourselves!" he says in alarm, brushing himself off as if it'll cause a redo of the entire situation.
"Needle noggin-" "shh"
Vash scolds the other man whos already patting his breast pocket for another smoke clearly annoyed with how this whole thing is playing out.
"Vash the Stampede and-" Vash nudges Nick who reluctantly adds
"Nicholas D. Wolfwood"
"-at your service! We've been traveling far and wide-"
"Because Spikey always get's chased out-" this earns Nick an elbow in the side which you also wince at when you feel it dig into your own ribs. Vash quickly gives you an apologetic smile but continues.
"-in hopes of finding you! y/n, we're your soulmates!" He finishes with a half hearted wiggle of his fingers and and look that reads "tada?"
You blink dully at them. Yeah that added up. This would be your life wouldn't it? First you are tormented by pain your whole life and now you find out it was because your soulmates were the man with a 1,000,000,000 double dollar bounty on his head and...actually you have no idea who this Nicholas guy is. Considering the cross...Jesus reincarnate? Unlikely but at this point you'd believe anything.
"nuh-uh" it...comes out your mouth before you can stop it.
"nuh-uh? What the fuck do you mean nuh-uh?" Wolfwood gapes pulling his glasses up, yeah...not your best moment.
"I mean, no thank you. Look, I'm sure you're great people- or maybe you aren't I don't know I heard a rumor Vash the Stampede eats babies-" "What?!?! I don't-"
"Besides the point!" you interrupt "Look I didn't ever plan on meeting you, hell I'm not sure I even want to know you. So...I think it'd just be easier if the two of you just..." your sentence dies in your throat the longer they look at you hoping they catch your drift.
"Because we hurt you?" Nick steps a bit closer and you tell yourself it's the soulmate connection currently frying your brain and not the fact this well toned man has his whole chest out right now.
"N-No, well maybe? It's complicated" you had never planned on meeting your soulmate- or soulmates but in hindsight a bit of practice of what you were going to say might have been smart.
"We don't have to leave yet, we can stay- just so you get used to us! We aren't that bad...promise" Vash offers and damn those critically effective puppy dog eyes he uses as he moves to get a bit closer too.
"It's not that I think you're bad, it's just...I mean I hardly know you" you try, you already know it won't work. Despite not knowing them you can tell they seem the hard headed type.
"We're soulmates" Nick counters lazily as if you're the one being irrational.
"I- I don't know, I'm cleaning up here and-" "we can help!" the eager blond insist, with another step closer.
"you really don't have to-" "it's the least we can do, we owe ya don't we?" Nick muses, again another step.
"Well I wouldn't say that, I'm sure it wasn't your fault-" "Maybe, maybe not but we've been looking for you for a long time" You notice Vash has a beauty mark right under his eye there's a weird urge to reach out and trace it.
"Looking for me?" you ask
"Mhmm, since we caused you a lifetime of distress I'm sure, blessed are the merciful and all that, it's your turn to receive a little mercy" ignoring the awful half bible quote Nick's smell is invading your nose, like smoke, cedarwood and-
You aren't 100% sure how it happens, all you know is you're sandwiched between the two men. It was a trap for sure, moving in ever so carfully like they were herding a scared animal. This should alarm you, two men you've just meet keeping you in place, but for some reason a warmth spreads across you. It's like seeing an old friend or coming home for holidays, a certain sort of familiarity and safeness despite not knowing much about the two at all.
"You can feel it can't you?" Vash coos down at you, using his flesh hand to tilt your head up to meet his face, stark blue eyes deeper than the ocean gaze down at you and god when did he take those glasses off?
"It was weird the first time we met too, but it feels good though right?" Nicks voice makes you shiver as his mouth ghost over your ear, hands coming to settle at your hips.
"It feels.." your eyes flutter "Like home" the three of you say in sync, Vash and Nick chuckle as if this was a predictable response but something tells you they must've said the same cheesy line when they first met.
"We don't want to hurt you anymore" Vash's other hand rubs soft circles against your ribs and you feel the sudden urge to melt into the two of them.
"We've been thinking...that we should balance it out." Vash hums as Nick works on nipping at your ear
"Balance it out?" You almost don't recognize your own voice with how breathy it ends up coming out. They really shouldn't be having this effect on you, you should be yelling, or scolding them- no you'd definitely scold them later that was still on the table but...right now seemed like a bad time.
"yeah sweetheart, pleasure for pain right?" Nick chuckles in your ear, deep and gravely whether it's from lust or the cigarette he just put out you aren't sure.
"So?" he continues, "What do you say?" you feel Vash kiss at the corner of your mouth and Nicks hot breath against your neck
"Let us show you how good we can make you feel instead?"
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moistvonlipwig · 3 days
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how about 7/8 or 15/16 (or if you’re bored ALL OF THOSE! :D) for kara lena? :D
this took me a while because i had much to Ponder.....answers under the cut! snip snip ✂
7. What’s something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?
see this is so hard because i am so used to biting and violence that i'm bad at praising fandom......um i like when people redesign kara's supersuit to look way better! i kind of hated both of her normal suits in the show LOL. (i liked her anti-kryptonite suit though, so, um, sorry brainy but maybe lena should design her next suit & you can keep designing for kelly cuz the guardian suit was nice as hell.) but there's lots of cool redesigns floating around the fandom. i also like fics that dive deep into her psychology and confront her flaws (since the show. didn't do that) or, alternatively, fics that explore a different version of her character with different flaws (e.g. anger issues) or a different relationship to krypton, its destruction, and her family.
for lena i think it's cute when people make fic/art where she turns into a little black cat. not sure how this got started/popularized but i like it. :) and similarly to kara i like when fics dig into her psychology and her backstory and explore her pain and anger and flaws in a nuanced way. particularly when said fics acknowledge that her anger at kara for the secret is justified regardless of the morality of any given thing she does about it.
8. What’s something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?
ok going to attempt to talk about something i haven't complained about yet for both of them. umm well this is hardly unique to this fandom but i do think it's annoying when people Only interpret them through the lens of supercorp.* like yes, their relationship is an important part of the show and of both of their character arcs (...to the extent that kara has a character arc), but not all of their actions can or should be exclusively read as motivated by the other character or in relation to the other character. (i think people actually do this with lena more often than kara, which is not to say that people don't do this with kara, but with kara i also see people frequently reading her character from the lens of Her World Blew Up™ and not just "she's in love with lena". whereas lena i think quite often gets reduced to "she's in love with kara" even though if anything i think the show constructs her non-kara-related psychology and the way her non-kara-related backstory informs said psychology in a much more coherent way than they do kara's.) and i do ship sc but honestly their relationship becomes less interesting to me if i assume that all of their actions revolve around the other person lol. it actively improves the ship if they exist as independent characters. funny that.
*of course the flip side to this, which is an arguably even worse way to analyze the show, is people who dislike the ship insisting on downplaying the relationship's textual importance. i've seen people who dislike sc as a ship generate incredibly weak and bizarre analysis of both characters and of the show as a whole because they refuse to accept that kara and lena love each other in some way, that the kara/lena friendship is central to both characters' arcs, and, in the show's final two seasons, that their relationship is arguably the core emotional & thematic throughline of the show itself. so i'm certainly not advocating for ignoring or dismissing their relationship when you analyze the characters or show. that is also deeply annoying (perhaps even more annoying, since the people who do it often posture about not caring about shipping and thus being ~unbiased~ and ~objective~, which, lol). just, idk, don't ignore or dismiss other stuff either. Use Your Noggins.
15. What’s your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn’t matter if it’s canon or not.)
firstly i love the little disclaimer in this question...does this person think i've never been in a fandom before? but i would say my favorite for both is supercorp although guardiancorp is a close second for lena. for kara i think my second favorite would be superrojas but only as like a flirtation/fling, i can't imagine them settling into an actual romantic relationship lol.
16. What’s your least favorite ship for this character?
well not to beat a dead horse but kara/mon-el is truly awful. i've also gone over why i'm not a fan of supercat and i think the badness of kara/william kind of goes without saying. that said i realized i haven't yet kvetched about how inexplicably popular kara/alex is??? most egregious to me is the fics tagged with stuff like "oh it's actually not incest because one of them's an alien teehee 🤭" as if the problem with incest is shared DNA and not the power dynamics involved...like if you're gonna ship an incest ship say it with your chest bro. (also IIRC during s5 someone made an anti-lena post with a bunch of pictures of women from sg and the thesis of the post was like, these women would all be good girlfriend options for kara but lena wouldn't because she's ~abusive~ or whatever. but included among this group of good potential girlfriends for kara was alex which. Hm!)
as for lena i don't like lena/winn they're too similar and also i still hold a grudge against winn for his s1 nonsense lol. also whenever i see people shipping them i think about this post which always cracks me up so bad. [i don't like kara/winn either for obvious reasons but also i feel like no one really ships them? i could be wrong about that tho idk.] ummm some people also ship lena/mon-el and you know just as a blanket statement i think mon-el should stay away from women forever. oh and i think i've mentioned i don't vibe with agentcorp. just not my thing.
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So another ramble with Ra-On (aka WHB MC)
I always had problem with how the MC carry themselves throughout the game. I don't know if this was supposed to be a self insert or they already reserved an OC playing as protagonist, but the former seems preferred though. Ra-On (I think that's the MC name?) lack decency even from the start of the game, not only that but they- (and no I'm not gonna use 'she/her' on them, fight me) -seem to be giving off 'Gross, loser Gamer' type of vibe. They don't know how to take care of themselves and have minyheok (poor bb) do it for them instead. Not only that but they also come off as freeloader since they mostly stay in minyheok house. I'm betting my soul that Ra-On house/room probably look like the cockroach's base at this point. They don't seem to show nor mention of having any job/interest than fawning over a person or being horny 24/7, or either both 🤷.
Now don't get me wrong. There are times where i, too, let myself loosen up abit and thirst for someone/something, but to do it everyday? ALL THE TIME?? Mam where's your dignity and shame?? Were you gonna be a fleshlight forever??? What if you grown old??? You better be married to minyheok cause if not, I'm gonna go Gabriel 2.0.
Now that dignity is on the table, I also started to wonder if Ra-On are even a human? I'm not exaggerating when I say dignity, alongside morality, is what make us human in the firstplace. I'm not saying that Ra-On should be pure or holy since in this messed-up universe, that wouldn't work. But all I'm say is they should be in the middle.While helping the devils win the war is alright, that doesn't mean your 'actually' have to indulge within their sexual acts nor become one of them. Like it doesn't make sense??? Like, fine. Your a human in hell, but your 'NOT' a devil like them. Why should you change yourself just to blend and entertained them? Remember that your the descendant of solomon, meaning that you have an upper hand to them, not a random cheep-ass whore to be stuffed :(.
My theory about Ra-On not being a human is still standing. If your any normal person, you will 'hesitate' to accept a hand coming from satan, let alone helping the devils win the war, even if your best friend is in danger since in the bible, devils often see as mischievous and untrustworthy creature that will take your soul to the deepest of hell just to burn it . I'm not gonna say 'no' immediately since your being hunted down and don't have any choice, just maybe hesitation? For what? Idk your safety and soul?
But Ra-On? Fucker didn't think twice before jumping in dicks. 🤦
Am I slandering Ra-on? Absolutely. Do I care? No. Why am I doing this? Just because Ra-on is so fucking annoying and barely done anything that doesn't include decency
Bye 🤮
I get a whole lot of second hand embarrassment with this main character, honestly. And getting horny in the middle of a fucking war certainly isn't something that will have me endear to this character. Now, if this war wasn't treated as seriously as it does, and if this was just an everyday thing that these devils and angels do, then I can excuse the casualness the main character treats everything.
Honestly, I wouldn't have a problem with a character like the main character, if they weren't the main character at all. If they were just a side character getting dragged into bullshit situations and someone is there to keep them in line. That and it would be fun to dish out punishments towards that character. Too bad, we're stuck in their POV.
Kind of entertaining just having Ra-on being their own character, not a main character, just so the Reader can look at them and hiss "Ra-on what the fuck?" And knock their noggin around while they're both dragged into the mess that is this Hell and Heaven.
There is such a thing where, in response to stress and trauma, the body just gets unbearably horny, and it's usually not something wanted by the person experiencing it. A weird little disconnect of sorts. Unfortunately, the narrative is not going down that route. That is literally how the main character is, a horny mess 24/7.
So funny to me that the main character is both overly kind and also a piece of board in terms of emotional depths and personality.
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I have come to the realization that a lot of people like the concept of Weald and Wen (and the Mar series it'll lead to) but they get lost on the lack of people.
My intention was not to write a furry novel, and I maintain that I did not, but they certainly aren't human.
->I'm going to ramble a bit, it seems, as I did and am now going back to warn you and put it under a cut<-
Faerai could be considered anthro, I'll give you that, her species and one of the main antagonists of the first book's species are certainly furry-adjactent.
The others are fairytale or mythic monsters though. Not entirely, it's not 1:1, and I didn't do it on purpose but I did notice and lean in a little.
Mitra is a fairy.
Delgrij is a dryad.
Parnamyr is an evil puppet.
That's your main cast through four books. Four big books if the first is any indication.
There are no humans. There are no ties to our world or anything likely recognizable as it. This is a purely fantasy world that little me used to escape into when the real one got to be too much.
And if you read this monster of a book at any point, you may wonder how that worked exactly. As Mar is not a nice place. It is a hostile place. The Weald and Wen especially (hence it being the beginning, there are so many reasons for that actually but I don't think anyone wants me to yammer about it).
I am worried, genuinely so, that these things are going to turn people away. I'm going to write the series anyway, I have no choice, these idiots live in my noggin and demand I write their story.
But I worry. Both that the nonhuman of it all will deter, but also of the genre "dark fantasy" seems to be in so many spaces (hint; it is not adventures through a dreary alien world).
Is this my favorite of my projects? No, it is not, it is in fact deeply stressful and brings me back to places I'd rather forget. But I adore this world and these characters and I cannot imagine a reality where I don't write this series and a bunch of sidestories in it.
Will anyone care is the question. Will this be for me and me alone (not even family can manage reading it, with my husband saying it's too "fucked up" for him). Will people get into the prologue, realize it's about furry creatures and give up? Will they see the genre and think "enemies to lovers romantasy", hop in, freak out, get a refund and write something nasty in the review (I'd almost pay to see that one actually, someone do that it'll be great)?
I dunno...I just...wanted to ramble about this. Kind of worry out loud in a way I spose.
Closer it gets to finished, the more worried I get.
I know people will love Before Deluca, and I'm sure someone will enjoy Pale Blood's weird grasp of narrative, but Weald and Wen is...a lot and I'm worried it won't have an audience. Which would suck.
I can accept it failing miserably to turn a profit (writing being what it is, I never expect one) but for no one to even try it...that might kill me.
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💀 Near-death experience
Decided on which characters to use for this one and decided on Casey Jr and Future Leo.
This was going to be a drabble....but I should know better by now that it usually doesn't happen that way when I get a sudden urge to write :p
Writing prompts
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The poor kid was shaking like a leaf. Even with the amount of jogging he was doing, he could still feel him trembling dangerously.
Leo pulled him closer to his chest and pulled his scarf off his neck, tucking it around around the boy's neck and face. He already had on two jackets already and was still shivering like crazy so that thin old scarf wouldn't have made much of a difference, but it didn't hurt to try.
He adjusted his hold on the teen as he rounded the corner, paused and scoping out the landscape. Those damn Kraang had their cursed hunting hounds out all over the area, an obstacle they already had knowledge of before making the plan for the weapon retrieval from a neighboring base.
It was supposed to be a quick and easy mission, find the base, exchange information, gather up the weapons, and meet back at the rendezvous point before they were spotted. Simple, easy process.
Well, some unfortunate soul got noticed right as they were about to get their stockhold, and it all went wrong so quickly. Everyone was scattered and running in different directions, laser blasts where firing in the air and those mutts were on them in seconds.
All he could do was grab Casey and drag him to cover which, due to him being a giant turtle carrying a sword, didn't help much in terms of sneaking off. They only managed to get a few feet away before a stray blast flew past his leg. It didn’t hit its aimed target, but it certainly hit a target, a much smaller one.
Leo could tell the moment he felt Casey scream out, and his legs gave out from under him, slowing their pace down as he nearly fell face first on the ground, narrowly managing to catch him. he couldn't even tell where the wound had hit. All he could do was hope that the wound wasn't too severe and their backup would close in on their location soon.
That was an hour ago.
A full hour had passed, and still no word on anyone, not even from the other soldiers they were with. It turned out Casey's wound didn't go too deep, but he was going to need some help soon if a fever breaks out
He mentally cursed at the damn device Donnie had made before they went out that was supposed to be "used in emergencies" and will "save your asses quicker than you can get a one night stand".
That last part was unnecessarily aimed at him, but he was going to have a serious discussion about some updates if it's taking them THIS long to find them.
"S-sensei?" He heard the small voice croak out through the thin fabric as he saw tired, glassy eyes looking up at him. It looked like he was seconds away from passing out, not that he could blame the kid. It was an intense day for both of them.
He gave a small, weary crooked grin back at him. "Hey Hard-Case, try to not to talk, alright? You gotta save up your strength, that blast caught you a little too good."
"B-...but-" Casey let out a sharp gasp as he attempted to move, curling his body and falling back into the arms of his teacher. He grasped at his side and panted sharply.
"See, now what did I just tell you?" Leo scolded lightly, sitting down on the ground, minding not making any fast movements. He gently moved his hand away, readjusting the loose wrapping of his bandages.
That managed to get a strained snicker out as a reaction, better than nothing, but nothing could be better than to hear any updates, something, anything.
"Y-you told me n-ot to t-talk!" Casey argued, letting out a harsh cough. Leo lightly patted his back and raised an eyebrow.
"I did, so I would have figured that you would get it through that noggin of yours that you should limit moving around either, but we both know that you're stubborn as hell so I'm not surprised."
"Master Leo?"
"Hmm?"
"Where is everyone?"
Leo let out a slow breath. No doubt, he was expecting this question. That was the hard part. The hard part of trying to tell him in a different way each time he would ask. He would have thought it would be easier as time went on, but oh, how wrong he was on that.
"I don't know."
It was only half the truth, he definitely saw some of them get struck down as he was running with Casey, hearing the sounds of their voices cut off the moment those mutant hounds pounced on them. Though there could be some survivors hiding away just like they were.
He felt Casey lean back closer to him, knowing it was due to realization since the kid didn't ask any follow-up questions.
"But It's okay, alright?" He gently brushed a thumb across his cheek and face, moving the stands of loose hair sticking to his damp face. He gently pulled him closer and cradled his head with his free hand, leaning his cheek against his hair.
"We'll be alright."
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Rocking to pay the dues
"We were scanning the cities, rocking to pay the dues. But besides of the glamor, all we got was bruised." - Ghost
Vash and Wolfwood find a moment's rest in their hotel room, though peace may not be in store for one of them...
Based off of a prompt list I found on Twitter (if I ever find the post again, I'll link it properly)
Prompt was #69: "If you interrupt me one more time, so help me God-"
✨BEAUTIFUL✨ Punisher rosary photo from this post !!
Idk where our insurance girls are, probably trying to track down this ambiguous duo bc they slipped away yet again
Purple cross divider from this post. Blue cross divider from this post. Punisher divider from this post. White cross divider from this post. Reblogs and feedback divider from this post.
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The rough pad of Wolfwood's thumb brushed over his rosary beads, his lips moving without sound as he prayed in silence. Every prayer, every call to faith was represented by each bead he passed over.
"Wolfwood~ What cha doing?"
The priest sighed, looking over his shoulder at the only other occupant in the hotel room.
Vash sat on his sorry excuse for a twin bed, watching his traveling companion with those too bright eyes. Against the muted designs of the room and linens, the blonde's color was bold and almost out of place in this space devoid of life. Another dusty room in the middle of nowhere, but it was a helluva lot better than trying to get cozy up against the least craggy of rocks.
Wolfwood, in his own twin bed, narrowed his eyes at the Humanoid Typhoon because it was very obvious what he was doing. "Why don't ya catch some shut eye before sunrise, eh Needle Noggin?" he answered instead, watching for a moment as the blonde pouted before turning back to his prayers.
He needed to start over again, it was only proper.
Shifting the beaded necklace in his hand, he grazed his thumb over the cross, committing to the Apostles' Creed, before moving up to give devotion to Our Father. The three Hail Mary's that followed were like second nature to him, and the tip of his thumb settled into the Glory Be just as a shifting to his left divided his attention.
"Wolfwood... I'm hungry~"
Nicholas turned to face his roommate, his features devoid of any kindness. "Spikey... You're a big boy, I'm sure you can manage to find a meal all on your own. I'm busy right now." His last words were pointed, not quite an accusation but certainly a warning.
Vash glowered at his friend, sulking because he wasn't given the answer he wanted. Wolfwood, who was used to dealing with children and their bratty behaviors, turned away and purposefully ignored the man who was getting on his nerves. Beginning again at the Apostles' Creed, he had barely moved up to the next prayer when he felt a tug at his sleeve.
"Wolfwood, I'm going down to get some food, do you want anything?"
"Tongari, if you interrupt me one more time, so help me God-"
The independent plant backed away, hands up in the air in a placating gesture. "Alright, alright, geez~ No need to get so grumpy..." he mumbled, sulking as he shrugged on his red coat.
The assassin sighed, finally feeling as if he was going to get some well earned peace. The tip of his thumb ran down the edges of his cross, not quite praying but just something to occupy himself as Vash bustled out of the room.
When the door clicked shut behind the older man, Wolfwood closed his eyes and bowed his head, his thumb sliding over the cross for the fourth time. "Our Father who art in Heaven, hollowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come-"
The door swung open. "Hey Wolfwood, do you- AH!"
Wolfwood grabbed his pillow and hurled it at the door with such force, that it exploded into a cloud of Toma feathers, and even left a dent in the wooden panels.
"RUDE!" Vash shouted from behind the closed door, before stomping off in a huff down the hall.
The assassin stalked over to the blonde's bed, grabbing his companion's pillow and settling back down onto his own mattress. If the plant issued a complaint about Wolfwood stealing his pillow, the priest would just have to suffocate him with it. Maybe then he could finally pray in peace.
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mochiwrites · 2 years
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For your consideration: Mumbo returns from holiday and naturally all of the hermits are eager to see him again, so they decide to have a little party to celebrate. And Grian thinks that’s a great idea! Mumbo is a great guy after all, of course they’d want to celebrate him.
It’s just… he would, perhaps, have preferred it if they hadn’t decided to have said party on the same day as Mumbo returned. Because maybe, guys, it’s possible that a man would want to invite his boyfriend on a romantic date after not having seen him for months? Alone. Without every other person on the server there.
But it’s fine. It’s fine. Grian completely understands. He’s a big boy, he can share Mumbo’s attention for one night.
… so if he’s hanging off Mumbo’s arm all evening that’s definitely-entirely-unrelated to any feelings of possessiveness he wasn’t able to suppress entirely
- 🪶
this has been sitting in my inbox and I’ve waited for the perfect moment to answer so I can give it the attention it deserves.
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You know, when Iskall originally proposed that the hermits throw a party to celebrate Mumbo’s return, Grian had been all for the idea. Really, he had been! Mumbo’s been gone for a while and his return is something that should be celebrated.
He’s a great guy and he deserves to know just how much he’s been missed; how much his presence on the server has been missed.
So yes, Grian really was all for throwing Mumbo a little welcome home party.
Until… it was pretty much unanimously decided that they’d hold the party the very night Mumbo returned. It seemed like all of the hermits wanted to do something as soon as possible, hardly able to contain their excitement (that or some people just wanted an excuse for a party).
Which — yes, it makes sense. And Grian completely understands. But he maybe kinda sorta would’ve appreciated someone asking him, the guy Mumbo is dating, if he had any plans. Because he certainly does! Or well, he did, anyways.
He thought it’d be obvious! He hasn’t seen his lovable spoon of a boyfriend in months! Surely it would be obvious to the other hermits that he would have some kind of date planned for the two of them?
But, Grian can put his feelings aside and enjoy Mumbo’s party with him. They can have their little romantic date another day (thank goodness he decided no bouncing llamas. That would’ve been a right pain to set up a second time). He can share Mumbo’s attention with the others for a few hours!
Except….
“Er, Gri? Bdubs isn’t here anymore, you can stop doing that thing with your face.” The honey soft voice of his boyfriend tears him from his thoughts, and he lifts his head to meet his eyes. Mumbo has a soft yet awkward sort of smile on his face. His arm is protectively wrapped up in Grian’s as he hugs it. He hasn’t let go of the man all night.
“What thing with my face? I’m not doing anything with my face.” Grian replies innocently, staring up at Mumbo like he’s an angel.
This draws a laugh from the taller, “You’re doing that thing where your eyebrows get all pinchy and you look like you’re debating on whether or not to destroy something with TNT or just throw chicken eggs every where.” Mumbo explains, and if Grian had never been in that exact situation before, he would have laughed.
Instead, Grian pouts at him. Sometimes he forgets how good Mumbo is at reading him.
With this reaction, Mumbo sighs softly. He sets his glass down (Doc had taken the time to whip up a lovely batch of redstone wine and Mumbo refuses to waste it). He takes a look at Grian and his weird expression and gently tugs him off to the side.
They end up right by Scar’s tree that he claims is a starter base. The large trunk does well to hide them from view as Grian follows after him.
“Alright, fess up mate. What’s going on in that noggin of yours?” Mumbo asks, gazing at the shorter with concern. “You’ve been attached to me all night — not that I’m complaining! — and you’ve been acting off with the others. What’s up, Gri?”
And with one look at Mumbo’s worried expression, Grian cracks. He frowns and momentarily releases his grip on Mumbo’s arm.
He huffs, mostly for the dramatics, “Can’t a guy just hang around his boyfriend after not seeing him for a while?” He dodges the question, and by the look Mumbo gives him, he knows it too. Grian sighs, dropping his shoulders. It’s almost funny, the way his wings sag with him. “Fine… I had a whole night planned for us but the party got in the way of that. Which isn’t a big deal, we can do it another time.”
“Aw… is that what’s gotten your feathers all ruffled, love?” Mumbo asks sweetly, moving to brush some of Grian’s hair out of his face.
God Grian has missed him. “Well — that and I wasn’t quite ready to share you just yet.” He grumbles, leaning into the hand on his face.
Mumbo flushes at his admittance before he chuckles softly. He leans in to press a sweet kiss to Grian’s lips, “You erm.. always have my attention, Grian.” He says softly. “And that date you mentioned sounds lovely.”
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Hello! For the fanfic emoji asks: 💖🎃🦅
Hi!!
Thanks for the ask!! ☺️
1. 💖
What made you start writing?
Wow! Well, this one is a little long winded, but I'll try to keep it short!
Imagine, a small little enigma, in their English class, and a teacher announces a project : to write the first chapter of a story about a 'freak' (we were doing a topic about - surprise - Freak Shows in the Victorian times) and their life.
To be quite honest, I don't understand why I liked it so much, but I just kept writing and writing. I would get home, and instead of curling up on the sofa, I'd go straight to the desk and write on my dad's computer till late.
When we handed it in, my teacher read my work and said I had a talent, and that because I wrote so much, why don't I keep on writing? (I seriously look back on her saying I had talent and have to blink). I've read my old writing and well... Let's just say I'd politely shove it away with a barge pole. 😂
At the end of the year, the teacher mentioned that they knew someone who did creative writing courses, and it'd be a great opportunity for me! Take a few years and I'd attended several, and well, I was much encouraged by this author (who ran the writing course!) named Beth Webb, that it made me realise I even wanted to do it as a career. When I went through the hell that is education, I leant on it like a crutch. And still do, even now!
I just think it's ironic I started writing about a "freak" from a freak show, and now... Well all I do is write about a certain character who was in that exact situation. Meant to be? It certainly seems so! 😂 (and to be honest, I've never realised that co-incidence until now!).
(I have my other teacher to thank that got me into reading, otherwise this would have never have happened!)
2. 🎃
Do you write fics for certain holidays? Which is your favorite holiday inspired fic?
I think this is interesting, because I've ironically avoided the traditional holidays all bar Halloween (which ironically is my like,, least favourite holiday - okay, I love the music, but the UK doesn't make it big like America) 😂. So, the fact I've not done any other holiday would automatically make it a: only write Halloween fics? 😂 I don't know, maybe it's because in fiction, I can love Halloween as much as I like.
Autumn is such a vibe, fictionally of course. Me no like le coLd. 🥶🥶
I think making a fic for Christmas is absolutely dauting. I am in no way a fluff writer by heart. (in my mind, I can truly imagine joy). It doesn't always come out in the page though. And well, what person tends to go into it wanting an angsty Christmas fic? 😂
Also, there are some phenomenonal Christmas phic writers out there 😅 :').
Maybe I'll try to do a cute valentine's one? Since there's less pressure to make it all gooey.
3. 🦅
Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?
Damn. You outed me. 😭
Nahhhh, just kidding. I'm a bit of both?
I think I'm actually like you, Sloane! I have a general idea in the ol' noggin *taps my hollow-sounding head* but on the times of a harder and more lengthy product, that requires confirmation of facts, little pieces of information, ideas, aspects of background for characters, it definitely helps having a scribble somewhere on the computer!
I love the feeling of Erik and Christine conversing and I am merely the humble translator of their tumbling angst. It gives me the feeling of Frankenstien and the 'monster' all at once and I live for it. I am both the monster and creator hahah 😂.
I think also feeling something that lives and is capable of changing, just by the knowledge of what (someone) is telling you to write gives a feeling of potent adaptability
Why tie it down when a little agility and movement can go a long way? ☺️
Anyway!! Thanks for listening to me ramble 😄
*tips hat and clucks the tounge*
🎩
A good day to you, m'lady.
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bitletsanddrabbles · 2 years
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One True Set Of Infinitely Interchangeable Variables
This post is for all of my followers and mutuals (or, more accurately, mutuals and mutuals I follow back) who are die hard Thomas/Richard shippers and who are probably going to utterly despair as my work takes a hard turn toward Thomas/Guy for a bit. Allow me to offer a bit of reassurance:
My brain doesn’t really do OTPs. I’m not saying I haven’t had one or two in my time, but for the most part, it’s just not how I’m set up to think. If it looks like I have an OTP, it’s simply because none of the alternate pairings on offer appeal at all. I’m still open to suggestions. On the one hand, that means I’m not going to adhere staunchly to the H.M.S. Thomas/Richard*. If nothing else, Fellowes just handed me the perfect premise for finally doing a Gosford Park crossover, if I can just cobble together a plot (my nemesis!).
On the other hand, it means I’m not going to simply pack my bags and abandon ship either.
Most of my romantic WIPs from before the film release involve Richard Ellis and that will not change. Admittedly, I don’t know how many of them I’ll - did I remember to put a spoiler tag on my last post? *checks* Crap. No. *fixes that* - anyway, as I was saying, I don’t know how many of them I will finish. There’s at least one that was supposed to be canon compliant that I’ve lost all interest in now that the canon has shifted, but it was getting nowhere at twice the speed of light anyway, so it’s no big loss. But the odds that I won’t finish one or two is basically zero.
Unless something massive happens, like my being run over by a bus, in which case it’s a non-issue because I won’t be writing period.
Also, my muse is an Anglophile, so while I do have a bunch of immediate ideas for H.M.S. Thomas/Guy, once those peter out, my brain will probably pack its bags and move back to Yorkshire. This may or may not actually involve Richard, but odds are not terrible.
Then again, heck, I might manage to get my noggin to focus on the other stories I originally had for the ‘Moroccan Sun’ verse, or something like that. You never know with me. I certainly don’t!
And of course, I’m not predominantly a romance writer, so no matter what happens there will be lots of Thomas being Thomas and interacting with people without any form of lovey dovey anything. That’s not going to change either.
So! That is the basic shape of things. Hope you are all well and that, if you were fretting, this eases the worry, at least a bit.
*Yes, I know, name mashing would work better for ship names. I acknowledge this. I just hate it that much, so I can’t.
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February 23rd, 2011
Hello. I will be writing on this blog because I am researching a show called Happy Appy. One of the main reasons why I'm researching this show is because I've been fascinated with missing TV shows, episodes, and movies. Like most people who research missing episodes, I'm hell-bent on finding London after Midnight, the 108 missing Doctor Who episodes, and Him, the 1974 film where a man has a sexual obsession with Jesus. Even though I should help the search for any fragment of the missing episodes and films, I'm going to research this one series for now.
Another reason I want to research this show is because I had an experience with it around 2001. It was around eight in the morning. My younger brother, who was seven, was watching a local station during its child TV show block. After a dubbed over Blue's Clues, it started to air a show called Счастливые Яблоко, or Happy Apple. I can barely remember the episode’s plot, but it was about this apple who was trying to help a kid, named Nathaniel. It felt sort of low-budget, but since my brother liked the episode, I didn't mind him watching it. The only thing that made me dubious was this evil smile that the apple did in the middle of the episode.
From what I gathered, in the first weeks of Noggin’s existence, this "Happy Appy" show began production. Its plot was about a giant clay apple with arms, baby blue eyes, and large dark green lips being held up by a bent, rusty stick. He would go around in a white 1996 Ford Windstar helping children when they got injured. As the show kept going, the episodes started to become more unusual. For one example, Happy Appy would often stare at the viewers of the show with a deranged smile.
It’s also worth mentioning that the series slowly got more violent as the series progressed. Happy Appy was one of the shorter shows on Noggin, with every episode being 10 minutes long at the most. They played in duets, making each full episode 20 minutes long, minus commercials. A couple of months after Happy Appy aired its first episode, Nickelodeon cancelled the show, and it was never shown again on Noggin or Nick Jr. Even the much more appropriate episodes weren't shown for whatever reason. However, some parents did record the show, but they were VHS copies.
Of those said VHS copies, only a few survived through the years. Many of the tapes had been destroyed either due to neglect or disgust, or were simply misplaced and thrown out by accident. However, some copies of the show were reportedly stolen by a shadowy figure. I was one of the lucky people to own a copy of the episodes. Yesterday, when I did some winter cleaning, I found an old DVD with ‘H.A. Episodes’ written on it. I had a feeling that I knew this abbreviation from somewhere, I did some research on what the H.A. meant. My first choice was the forum about missing episodes/films that I normally go to.
When I entered the missing episode section of the forum, the first thread I saw was one named "HA? What's this?" A woman posted the thread, who had, like me, found a VHS with the initials "HA" on it. As I read the thread more, I found out that the initials on the disc stood for Happy Appy. This instantly reminded me of the weird low-budget show that I watched with my brother in 2000. In the replies, the users claimed that there are no known DVD copies around. I'm not sure how the disc got there, though. I certainly don't remember owning a disc that looked like it!
After viewing the thread, I went ahead and put it into the disk drive, hoping that it would work. Thankfully, the disc did work, and it instantly cut to the intros of the episode, no menus or anything. Happy Appy's intro song had the same tune as Mary Had a Little Lamb, and went something like this.
Happy Appy Appy App,
Happy App, Happy App
Happy Appy Appy App,
He helps kids all day! 
Happy Appy Appy App,
Happy App, Happy App
Happy Appy Appy App,
He helps kids all day!
Happy Appy Appy App,
Happy App, Happy App
Happy Appy Appy App,
He helps kids all day!
Episode 1 and 2 were called “Happy's Vacation” and “Hurt Happy”, respectively.
Happy's Vacation was exactly what you’d expect; Happy Appy goes on a vacation to the beach, heals injured kids, and even talks down a bully into not hurting a child. Hurt Happy was about Happy's stick getting broken, and the kids teaming up to help Happy Appy by giving him bandages and fruit. Nothing seemed out-of-place when I first saw it, but when I saw it a second time, the episodes looked questionably odd. When Happy was driving his van to the beach in Happy's Vacation, a few seconds skipped. At first, I ignored it, saying that it could be a scratched DVD. But when I checked the disc, it had no scratches on it whatsoever. Also, during the fruit scene in Hurt Happy, the kids gave him an apple for whatever reason. It could have been a mistake by the producers, though.
Finally, I noticed some things in Hurt Happy that looked out-of-place. In Happy's van during the intro of Happy's Vacation, there was what looked like the border of the HOPE poster, but it was so out of frame that it could have been something else. At the end of Hurt Happy, there was a news broadcast about a 9.0 earthquake that recently struck Japan. Happy responded "Oh no! If you want to help the Japanese, call this number!" and a 1-800 number appeared. I thought those were just coincidental. Well, I was wrong. Episodes 3 and 4 were stranger. The intros of these two episodes were removed, but I found out that Episode 4's name was "Nate Needs Help". This struck out to me because this was the very same episode I saw with my brother, but in English!
Episodes 3 and 4 were missing a few scenes, and, overall, more disturbing than the first two. On Episode 3 - near the 5:10 mark - is when Happy Appy does his first evil smile for 25 seconds. A scene that could send chills down anyone's spine was the Boo-boo part in "Nate Needs Help". Happy aids Nate, who has a bruise on his knee. He looks to the camera, giving off the same evil smile that I remember from 2000, and says "What does Nate need for this booboo?” For 30 seconds, he stared at the camera, motionless, with his soulless baby blue eyes locking on to anyone watching. Finally, he broke the silence by saying "That's right, a bandage!" Why did he need that long to speak, I will never know.
Also, the out-of-place objects were getting more noticeable. In Nate Needs Help, the radio plays what sounds like a country cover of "Hot and Cold", which was made in 2008 and very out-of-place for a kid's show.
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hihow1000 · 1 year
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I hate asthma and myself but what’s the real difference
I did end up cheaping out on emotional availability and am posting this here rather than in my server w/ friends. My missspellings and errors are done to accomodate the discord text limit. At least writing and expressing myself thaat way made me feel a little bit better, though being a coward hurts in a different way that also makes me want to cry. The message exists unedited(except for changing my name to my username) below: I dislike my own complaining so I'm putting these in spoiler tags ||[I will note, at the beginning of the spoiler tag that one big reason I dislike complaining is that I find it very depressing whenever I do it. Though I cant get an objective look at my own situation, them being my words, though earnestly expressed, still make me sad. So why, Hihow, do I write this then? Several reasons, first is that just keeping thoughts in the ol' noggin isn't helpful. Another is that going to my secret tumblr account and complaining there isn't any more fun and, ultimately, can only really end poorly(though expressing myself into the anonymous void is certainly *something*), thirdly (and lastly{not least because I don't like the change in ordinal counting that comes with a fourth item}) is that people do generally care and I gotta stop trying to convince myself that they dont (though obviously not reading this isn't indicative of not being a friend{I dont read all the vent posts nor should ppl if they dont want}) choosing to read about what's going on with me is a choice that I, often and need to stop, making for people and doing that only really harms me through unnecessary self isolation(Note 4 ppl b/c I feel it needed: I wrote the prior text after the main piece)]|| ||I do enjoy the nebulizer, I can breathe much easier than before. But now I am stuck shaking and I don't get back my fine motor control that I lost from the lack of air that prompts the use of a nebulizer. Though rest assured if I hadn't waited the extra few hours I still would've lost out on control, it just would've been a slower realization that my clumsiness isn't from my hands shaking or my rapid changes in energy but because I still can't get enough air despite the medicine. An all around worse experience.||
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