JANE: Haha, wow. People online are calling Taylor Swift punk rock? Yeesh, these people will say fucking anything these days!
DIRK: Who's Taylor Swift?
JANE: Oh, yeah. I forgot you're from the future... Let me show you something.
TAYLOR in JANE’S phone: 🎵I wanna have straight sex… at the gay pride parade <3 🎶
DIRK: ...
ROXY: i know next 2 nothin abt taylor swift but what meagre knowledge i possess was taught to me by ppl whose eyes fill with horror at the mention of that name
JAKE: She killed 10 thousands horses once.
ROXY: damn thts like one horse but 10 thousands times
Delaware, mildly alarmed and checking their phone: Oh my God, somebody named National Guard just said girl, trust, you will be dealt with. What the fuck does that mean—
I find it kind of silly that so many of those "time based life rule" sayings are like ~deep serious guidelines~ of some sort, but then there's that one other Well Known Rule that's just like "hrmm can I eat something off of the ground or not"