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Someone's going to write a book called "The Stupid Century", and they're going to make hundreds of dollars off of it.
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O'saa doodle page cuz ive been playing as him and having him on my party a lot and hes just the coolest
#fear and hunger#fear and hunger termina#funger#fear and hunger 2#fear and hunger o'saa#o'saa#yellow mage#nas'hrah#mastermind#mastermind fear and hunger#samarie#samarie fear and hunger#i hc them to be having a lot of stupid mental talks with eachother that no one else knows abt#they be just looking at eachother in silence while having the mental argument of the century#o'saa is so fucking funny i love this guys#graaa#also edit cuz i know ive been posting a lot lately and i dont really know tumblr's etiquette in regards to posting💔💔 do if someone could#please tell me if its better to organize my doodles in a big post instead of sharing them as i do em#id apreciate it a lot
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Hob: Lucifer Morningstar.
Morpheus: yes, that’s what I—
Hob, a medieval peasant: LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
#hob has been breathing into a paper bag for the past thirty minutes please respect his privacy at this time#rip to the lord of dreams but his boyfriend is really about to tear him a new asshole for going 1v1 agains satan herself#desire didn’t even have to lock him in a cage for a century to take him down a peg#just let Hob Gadling at him after he admits to doing something immeasurably stupid#dreamling#the sandman#hob gadling#morpheus#dream of the endless
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Design notes (+ a little Portal clownery)
#this is only when I really take the time to draw them properly and not fucking rushing the fuck out of my hand on stream to get my silly#stupid joke out of my head. because when that happens the only thing that can tell them apart is wukongs phoenix feathers and the thin hope#that I’m conveying their personalities correctly HEHFHSBB#WE GO FULL SONIC/SHADOW IN THIS MF!!!#I also live for macaque being ungroomed and not knowing what to do with his fur for the longest time bc he doesn’t really have anyone to go#to. bc of his falling out with wukong and because he would probably die before asking someone to brush his hair or smth hehffgsbv#probably makes up for it by covering it with glamor anyway. who knows *shrug*#also hiii peddling my wukong and macaque are roughly the same height hc *deafening silence*#this is partly because I can’t clearly imagine one being taller than the other and I just think it’s funny if it’s an ongoing argument betwe#between them for centuries. arguing whos taller even back when they were friends JDHFNSV#my art#myart#doodles#Lego Monkie kid#lmk#Monkie kid#lmk MK#lmk xiaotian#lmk six eared macaque#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#lmk fanart#shadowpeach#but in a divorced way
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space prince and his other half but make it 19th century au
#reylo#reylo fanart#rey#ben solo#kylo ren#kylo x rey#star wars#19th century#character art#character design#illustration#artists on tumblr#ik the 19th century is like 100 years of different clothing trends so that's kinda stupid to not specify a decade#but I cant pinpoint what decade its closest to bc it was loosely inspired by the *vibes* of 19th century fashions from all century#okay? okay cool
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I feel ill. All the fools and villains who ever fell for my ploys, they're — they're here!
#gamingnetwork#vgedit#videogameedit#gamingedit#dailygaming#gameplaydaily#bg3edit#bg3#bgedit#bg3 astarion#astarion#astarion ancunin#:(#i think this scene is so interesting and speaks to why i get so annoyed by the 'any portrayal of astarion#as having an degree of a conscience or goodness in him is stupid and woobifying. hes chaotic evil and thats IT' thing#the grief and guilt. the way he tries to talk himself into it. the way he removes HIS OWN autonomy to do it. pretends theres no other choic#esp in the context of other moments where he preens when hes called good. he LIKES being smth other than what cazador made him#but hes so SCARED. he spends this dialogue talking himself into killing them and he HAS to talk himself into it BECAUSE this kind of evil#isnt easy to him despite it all. theres still scraps of a conscience there yknow? and he hides it from himself by pretending hes less free#astarion is fun BECAUSE hes weird and contradictory and a bad person with the capacity 4 good. BECAUSE he doesnt know what he actually want#also i love the idea of him in this moment rly thinking abt the player....like whether theyre friends or romances#a player whos been really kind and loving to him...kept him safe....trusted him....#thinking about how they let their guard down for him and how in his old life THIS would have been the life#hed been damning them to....years and centuries in a tiny cage somehow even worse than his
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I'm gonna be shitting and screaming and starting fights if Sera becomes a villain. I can't take sibling angst, Sera loves Emily I swear guys believe meeee.
#im making a fanfic of two and a half halos and the mc is Emily and it focuses alot on her and sera's dynamic#ill probablg send it here when im done. in 100 years because i havent finished a fic in 20 centuries#hazbin hotel sera#seraphim#hazbin sera#emily hazbin hotel#hazbin emily#hazbin hotel emily#emily seraphim#hazbin hotel#PLEASE DONT MENTION HAND PLACEMENF PLEASE /S#I WAS DRAWINF THIS AT 3 AM AND I KEPT BLACKINF OUT BUT I KNEW ID LOSE MOTIVATION IF I DIDNT FINISH#I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL I WAS DONE SO PLS JST- IDK. JST LOOK AT MY BABIES#i headcanon Sera as trans. for pride month i have the idea of putting every ship and character under their pride flags#sooo sera is gonna be covered with a trans flag and emily... also trans becauze everyone is trans becauze o said so#charlie is ALSO trans because i said so#i came up wit trans sera on my own(idk if it existed be4 but i jst thot of it and got all happy cuz she is so trans idc) but#i freaking love trans emoly and trans charlie so for a bit i felt wrong for hc so many characters as trans#rhen i woke up one day and was loke. yeah idgaf they all trans cuz theres not enoigh#like im not gonna ALAAYS depict them as trans except sera(she is 100% trans to me) i like the other hcs for fun. im so srs for sera i 💜 her#sera just wants to hug her huggable sister sometimes and thats ok! 💜💜#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#*in stupid egg boy voice* i wish Sera would hold ME in her arms... 😔#gave them snouts because i cannot deal with the no noses. it genuinely disturbs me. have yall SEEN velvettes side profile omfg 😨#my babies... i just want them to be happy. why must there be sibling angst... they jst want to do whats right ☹️#im gonna fight to protect Sera from spme of yall fr fr cuz she do not deserve to be SO hated. JST. JST GET TO KNO HER I SWEAR SHE COOL#like i get it. what she doin is wrong. but if you was in her shoes you know you would do the same dont even lieeee 😨
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when you order your thoschei from wish
#it’s 100% a parallel but a really shallow and stupid one#get off your fucking high horse freak you’re not special for being a hedonist nihilist. if you’re so#clever and evolved since you’re from the 51st century then why do you act like you’re 14#jamie catches up#torchwood lb#captain john hart#john hart#jack harkness#torchwood#kiss kiss bang bang#thoschei#tensimm#dw#doctor who#jamie.txt
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Léon-François Comerre, The Flower Seller
#paintings#princesscore#royaltycore#royalcore#aesthetic#light academia#light academia aesthetic#cottagecore#painting#art#victorian era art#nineteenth century art#nineteenth century paintings#victorian era#romantic academia#dark academia#allie's stupid blog
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It's impossible to find a video about fashion history without an airhead who self-identifies as a fashion historian - because she LARPs on week-ends and owns a sewing machine - inserting a 5 minutes tirade in defense of corsets.
#but why women wore it for centuries#GIRL#do you want to talk about foot binding?#because that happened for like a thousand years#or genital mutilation#or breast ironing#or forced feeding#all done by women for centuries#enforced by women on little girls#corsets literally caused chlorosis#and other health issues#some mothers forced their daughter to sleep in a tight corset and would tie their hands at night so they couldn't take it off#how fucking dense must you be to be unable to understand that when a woman's only value is in what men have decided is beautiful#she will torture herself and others to reach this status#every culture has something done to girl that ranges from painful to horribly mutilating#either to make them attractive to men#or pure in the eyes of men#it's everywhere#and it has nothing to do with women being 'stupid'#but with fucking patriarchal oppression#go wear corsets in a public park pretending you're Ariel at 38 years old but spare us your opinions gooooood
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Prentiss is a soothsayer and develops special incense to be used in wind ceremonies. She’s pretty chill and devoted to her flight, but just don’t ask about what she did before her shift to a more pious life…
#my art#flight rising#dragons#artists on tumblr#flight rising fae#fae dragon#flight rising fanart#flight rising art#fr fanart#she pulled a 15th century noblewoman and became a nun when her past crimes started to catch up with her#also why are faes so frustrating to draw#weird alien-ass heads and weird wings and stupid frog legs#but i love them… i have so many…#FRfanart
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Every day I wake up and I know I'm gonna have to share air with people who think that Aleksander Morozova was the worst thing that happened to Ravka and to the Grisha.
#*proceed to go back to sleep to avoid this reality*#those people seeing the centuries old persecution that involved torture. experimentation. slavery. agonizing death:#“Hmm....yeah it's the Darkling for me”#the darkling#pro darkling#aleksander morozova#pro aleksander morozova#anti stupidity#grishaverse#shadow and bone#grishaverse trilogy
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MC: *accidentally touches Xavier's hands* o-oh, sorry (>///<)
Xavier: *entwines their fingers* let's hold hands so you won't get lost
MC: e-eh?
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Nero: how can you get lost in such a small cafe?
Tara: *burying her face in her hands* stop, I can't watch this anymore
Jeremiah: *sipping a drink* yeah, tell me about it
#jeremiah: i have had to put up with this for centuries#tara: you must be an ineffective wingman then#jeremiah: I'VE BEEN DOING MY BEST OK#tara: watch and learn old man#xavier and mc are stupid cute sometimes#love and deepspace#love and deepspace xavier#xavier#my guiding star#our little planet#aya writes
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Useless quote antebellum (1/1)
Just Henry Clay being Henry Clay (19c straight white man)
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going from the late Roman Republic to 4th century CE Roman Empire but skipping several centuries in-between the two is really creating a lot of 'guy who's only heard of x: wow this sure is giving x!' situations. what do you mean this guy kept gratian's body and didn't even use his head as a prop. you're telling me gratian had a window of opportunity for sole power and didn't go full caligula. TRAGIC. theodosius there's a gap in your life that’s kind of giving cassius. I refuse to read anything covering the 2nd and 3rd centuries, so this will continue
#the 5th century does not exist to me either#anyway Ive come to a decision on where to post the later roman empire stuff. it will be here#with it's own tag. there was a moment when I thought it would go on my other blog bc of the Christian saints#but I kind of want to fight basil in a parking lot and I'm going to start wielding a baseball bat#like my God this doctinal debate is stupid as hell. I'm not exploring any of that erotically. hostility only#mostly I'm interested in what the roman emperor's are up to and this is my Rome blog
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ok so i was in the shower one time and my brain trailed off and i just started imagining what if the Enterprise got a distress signal that has been sent from the 21st century and when they look at it it's just stupid ancient meme shitpostery. like they think they've come across a really weird time-travelling anomaly and they put it on main viewer and they just get colossally rickrolled from 300 years in the past. it hasn't left my head for the past few days so now you must witness my vision
Data: Captain, it appears we are somehow receiving an unusual distress signal originating from the ancient year of 2024.
*Picard and Riker exchange looks*
Riker: 2024..? That's impossible.
Picard: Hm... Unusual indeed. Put it on main viewer.
Data: Aye sir.
and then the viewscreen activates and it's just this
#this post is so stupid#the thought of rickrolls still being a thing in the 24th century is extremely amusing to me#star trek tng#star trek#the next generation#star trek the next generation#captain picard#star trek shitposting#shitpost#high effort shitpost#totally not me putting like 3 hours of editing into a tumblr shitpost teehee#holyshit wait imagine deanna troi being able to sense shitpostery from another vessel#''captain i sense intense rickrolling from the other ship''#BAHAHAHA that would be SO dumb#also sorry if the video is really loud i'm wearing headphones and i genuinely cannot tell what volume is considered normal#also also fun fact: i originally imagined this with the loss lines and data explaining that it's a symbol of ancient human shitpost culture#but that wasn't as funny as a rickroll just popping up on the viewscreen and immediately annoying picard#do you think q does this to the enterprise sometimes#waiting for the q episode where he just puts an unstoppable loop of this on their viewscreen for 10 hours and then leaves#rick astley#rickroll
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