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ghostsessioned · 11 months
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became friendly with ____.
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hg-aneh · 9 months
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based on this idea I had of aziraphale using the book of life to reinstate crowley as an angel but accidentally making a new twinkliel instead🧍
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neil-gaiman · 9 months
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hi neil gaiman oppa
how would you pronounce xitter?? is it shitter or sitter
I’d pronounce the X in the Chinese fashion, as a Sh sound.
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dumplingsjinson · 1 year
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List of random dialogue prompts 
“I was never a morning person, but then I started waking up to your face and you know… Maybe mornings aren’t that bad, after all.” 
“Why are you mad?” “I’m not mad, I just think you can choose better people to kiss.” 
“I fucking hate you.” “No you don’t. Take that back right now.” 
“You know I’d do anything to have you stay by my side, right? Anything.”  
“Oh, fuck. Do that again.” 
“You look stupid as all hell right now.”
“I want to believe you, but I don’t know if I can.” 
“You’ve given me so many reasons to walk away.” “Then why don’t you walk away? It’s not like I’m keeping you hostage here.” “You still don’t get it, do you? It’s because I love you.” 
“…Damn it all to hell, if I don’t get to have you tonight then I’m never going to be able to have you.” 
“Let me call you mine, just for tonight.”
“I think you and I make an amazingly stupid pair.” “I know! Our two brain cells combined together make for quality entertainment and a unique kind of stupidity.” 
“I’m going to have so much fun with you.”
“Oh God, yes, right there— oh my God, just like that, please don’t stop.” “…Can you stop that? You’re making it sound like we’re in a porno and now I’m highly uncomfortable.” 
“Bet you they don’t make you sound like that, do they?” 
“Fuck, you’re such a wreck, and because of me, too.” 
“Can you stop moaning? I’m trying to help you relax but you’re making it hard for me to concentrate.” “Sorry, your hands just work a little too good.” “I’m going to pay for a masseuse next time if you keep doing this.” 
“You are driving me insane and I’m this close to losing my shit because of you.”
“Is hating me your only personality trait?”
“Never scare me like that again!” 
“Oh, don’t worry. I have every plan to make you submit to me.”
“I’m not even gonna lie, I’m just so fucking obsessed with you.” 
“That could be us.” “That is us.”
“Was it worth it?”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you— slow down, you’ll get what you want soon enough.”
“I want you to remember every single second of this.” 
“Bet you they can’t make you feel the way I do.” “Bet’s on.” “Wait, what? That was not my intention—”
“Hm, but I think I like having you spread out like this. Such a gorgeous sight.” 
“Come and get your fix.”
“…You’re an addiction I never want to quit.” 
“I had nothing to live for, but then you came into my life. So thank you.” 
“Why’d you— why’d you do that?” “B-Because I promised you I’d do anything to keep you safe.” 
“I swear if we get caught then I’m actually going to kill you.” 
“You think I wanted this to happen?!”
“Just when I was about to give up…”
“I trusted you with my life.” “Well, I’m sorry but you’re clearly very gullible.”
“Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t feel the same as I do, then I’ll leave you alone.” 
“You know, maybe you should bet on something else the next time instead of betting on someone’s fucking feelings.” 
“You’re such a dork.” “Yeah, no wonder you’re so in love with me.”
“Does me doing all these things not account for anything?” “I never asked you to do those things for me, though, did I?”
“You nearly foiled our plan, you idiot!”
“I… I think I’m happy.” “You think? So you’re not one hundred percent certain?”
“Who’s laughing now?” “…Clearly not you. You’re crying, dear God.” 
“I’m tired of being on the sidelines.” 
“You actually came back.”
“Christ on a fucking bike, I could kiss you right now.”
“That was a bold move.”
“We’re going to be late, all because you couldn’t stop scrolling through that damn phone of yours while taking your damn sweet time to shit!” 
“Kinda sucks that I can only have you like this.” 
“I fell in love, so hard, and so fast, but a part of me knew it wasn’t going to last.” 
“Your heart’s always on your sleeve.” “Only around you, because you’re the only one who knows me so well. Too well, in fact.”  
(pt. 2) | (pt. 3)
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henswilsons · 3 months
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s1 moments that make me scream 16/?
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smapis · 3 months
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erika infestation
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babygirlmickey · 9 months
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ranciddrobbie · 2 months
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gunna start making cccc fandom style comics knowing absolutely fuck all about the story
im going to brutally mischaracterize everyone and theres nothing you can do about it to stop me
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shiftythrifting · 4 months
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A very scrunkly zebra plush
Two weird shirts that came in, barbie couldn’t be sold so I got to take it home and cut it up for my tshirt quilt!
A weird plush toilet seat cover
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loganloggins · 3 months
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Saving an Ally: DogDay
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AND HERE IT IS! my first part of my AU! i could start at chapter one, but its more fun to start here and reveal things later. (character sheets coming soon)
Bonus art:
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bumblingbee1 · 4 months
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ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! LEAVE LESBIANS OUT YOUR BULLSHIT!!!
I swear, people will do anything except hold cishet men accountable! "Male loneliness epidemic", more like the consequences of their misogyny and women seeing more through their bullshit.
The fact that it's treated like an "epidemic" just shows how much society centers cishet men. Women would get mocked and ridiculed if this was about them.
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ghostsessioned · 9 months
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STILL YOUR HEART'S BURNIN' UP !
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funishment-time · 2 months
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okay i laughed
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neil-gaiman · 9 months
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Hello Mr Gaiman!
Sorry to add to your flood of questions, whether you see this or not I completely understand if you would rather not reply. If you do though, for whoever else is skimming through your replies I'd like to put a spoiler warning for Good Omens 2.
Recently I've seen some fans over on Twitter take your likes as word of god, like a post analyzing that Aziraphale was going to confess to Crowley too before the Metatron appeared. I understand this could very well be misclicks, so I wanted to ask your own word on it if it's something you'd like to clarify! Thank you very much for reading!
I tend to "like" posts that come across my various dashboards where I feel people have made an effort. I'm not grading things as right or wrong, I'm enjoying the engagements and the fact that people are engaged with the material.
If you try and use my likes on Bluesky or Tumblr or Xitter or whatever as a guide to what I think you will only wrap yourself around a tree trying to decide how and why everything contradicts everything else.
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octournament · 23 days
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mouseshift · 1 year
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sketching The Shitter himself
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