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kanerallels · 2 years

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Costis: Permission to ask an impertinent question? Eugenides: Well you did save my life that one time, so sure

#the queen's thief #the queen's thief incorrect quotes #incorrect the queen's thief #costis ormentiedes #eugenides #source: madam secretary

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stop-handing-me-knives · 12 days

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Gen: why are any of us here, really?

Magus, in his room, at 2 am: I’m asking about you, specifically

#I mean #wasn’t this that scene in queen of attolia?#eugenides #gen #queen of attolia #queen's thief #queen’s thief incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #magus

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caiternate · 1 year

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sophos sounis: so now i'm starting to get all these subtle little hints from helen. like, certain magazines left on the coffee table and always hearing about how her friends are doing it.

attolia irene: well, marriage is a big commitment.

sophos: no, i'm talking about pegging.

irene: ah, well. still.

irene: wait. what magazines?

#are we still doing incorrect quotes?#*I'M* still doing incorrect quotes #queen's thief

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sassystudent-me · 1 year

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Sophos: Anyone else got problem

Eugenides: No, you’re the only one.

Sophos: ok. Sorry.

#queen's thief #attolia #sophos #incorrect queen's thief quotes

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sapphickocho · 7 months

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*sigh* another crack au that i'm totally going to have to write one day

Otherwise known as the Genmui Rapunzel au.

Long ago, a drop of moonlight on a misty night fell from the sky and produced a magic flower called the blue spider lily that was said to have healing properties.

A notorious man named Kokushibo hid the flower and used it to retain his youth and beauty. Centuries later, the flower was taken by soldiers from the nearby kingdom of Corona and used to save their pregnant and ailing Queen, who gave birth to a son with teal hair, named Muichiro. Kokushibo snuck into the castle and discovered that Muichiro's hair had inherited the flower's magic, but turns brown and powerless when cut.

To keep the flower's magic, Kokushibo kidnapped Muichiro and now raises him in a hidden tower in the woods. Each year on their daughter's birthday, the king and queen release sky lanterns hoping they will guide her home.

Meanwhile, thief Genya Shinizugawa, steals Muichiro's intended crown from the palace; to prove to his older brother who abadoned him that he was useful. He is then relentlessly pursued by a infamous guard-horse brothers named the Hantengu. Genya discovers and takes refuge in the tower, where Muichiro, of course knocks him out with a frying pan and hides him in a closet. When Muichiro attempts to show him to Kokushibo as proof she can defend herself, he forgets (because its of couse) and Muichiro instead asks for a sword as a gift, sending Kokushibo on a three-day journey.

Genya then reveals himself again, causing Muichiro to nearly knock him out once more. However Muichiro hides the crown, and strikes a deal with Genya, promising to return it in exchange for him taking her to see the lanterns, since Muichiro has always been obsessed with them. A companionship is formed.

or in a more cracky sense, lets look at some incorrect quotes I made that sum up this story.

Genya climbing up the tower: Who are you? Muichiro weilding a pan: a fair maiden of course

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Genya: You dont remember me? Muichiro: No? Genya: You knocked me out with a pan and hid me in a closet. Muichiro: Oh yeah *raises his pan again* Genya: no no No NO!

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Kokushibo: Muichiro is my son, but also my descendent. Kokushibo: But he sometimes forgets the last part Genya: I would want to forget that too.

On a more sweeter note, just imagine Genya brushing out Muichiro's long hair! And then braiding flowers and spider lilies into the teal of his strands.

like are you seeing my vision or do i have to hit you over with a pan to hallucinate it?

#kny #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #genmui #kny au #muigen #muichiro tokito #genya kny #genya shinazugawa #muichiro #kny muichiro #shinaguzawa genya #kokushibou #kny kokushibo

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tc-doherty · 2 years

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Incorrect Quotes Meme

I was tagged by both @italiangothicwriteblr and @worldstogetlostin to do the incorrect quotes meme so I decided to do one for (almost) every story and just see how accurate they are.

Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.

Celestials

Seneria: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Gheist: I’m worried about you.

Accuracy: 10/10

The Deadlands

Genevieve: Where are your parents? Margherita: What are parents? Genevieve: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Accuracy: 8/10

The Desert of Claw and Fang

Safa: Do you even know what an amulet is? Rahim: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Safa: Rahim, those are omelettes. Rahim: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

Accuracy: 7/10

Dragon's Daughter

Felisjyta: Do you take constructive criticism? Errys: No, only cash or credit.

Accuracy: 8/10 (sad Patrice didn't get selected though)

The Gryphon of Sirray

Yom: When's the last time you slept? Enori: Uh... a few days ago, I think. Yom: A few- how many?! Enori: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers... Yom: What you need is sleep!

Accuracy: 9/10

Hoofbeats

Kadife: N... No! Tirzha: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

Accuracy: 11/10

The Huntress of Anihwen

Tanwen: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield." Siani: Opposite over hypotenuse. Siani: Dipshit.

Accuracy: 6/10

Into the Witch's Wood

Robin: Shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought! Frost: I thought you didn’t have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

Accuracy: 7/10 (if it had pulled Ingrid instead of Frost, it would've been 10/10)

Laero

Nelli: Retta just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Accuracy: 10/10

Magic Black As Knight

Bracken: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Swanahild: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Accuracy: 9/10

but also because it pulled those two and I really wanted these idiots:

Iskandar: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Clovis: Iskandar, what did you think a tiger shark was?

Accuracy: 10/10

Miracles

Arwyn: I am a responsible adult! Guiscard: *raises brow* Arwyn: I am an adult.

Accuracy: 8/10

Northbound

Risaul: We have a problem. Kyraen: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Accuracy: 100/10

Second Chances

Mahesha: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this! Izare: Apparently, we're not.

Accuracy: 6/10

The Swan Husband

Catkin, texting Celendine: I’m a theif. Celendine: Thief. Catkin: Theif. Celendine: I before E except after C. Catkin: Thceif. Celendine: NO.

Accuracy: 7.5/10

Temitope

Computer: Please enter a password. Temitope: *types in Sigrid* Computer: Your password is too weak. Temitope: How fucking DARE YOU-

Accuracy: 8/10

The Thief Queen

Zephyral: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Piper: Where did you get that? Zephyral: My pocket. Piper: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Zephyral: Skills.

Accuracy: 10/10

Untitled 1

Dante: You’re jealous. Nyari: Jealous? Dante: That’s why you were being so negative about this. Nyari: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

Accuracy: 6/10

Untitled 2

Liu Tengfei: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken! Li Mujin: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss. Liu Tengfei, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

Accuracy: 7/10

Untitled 3

Tiarnach: Do you have a self-care routine? Anrikas: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

Accuracy: 9/10

I'm tagging @emilyoracle @muddshadow @jess-p-edits @memento-morri-writes and @magefaery if you want to!

#tag games #incorrect quotes meme #my characters #the gang's all here

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beautyofattolia · 3 years

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The Queen of Attolia, p. 77

Gen: *crawls through a window into his room late at night*

The Minister of War: *sitting by the fire, waiting for him* Where have you been?