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stephinsshortstories · 3 years

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Story 2.1: Student Lounge Smoothies

(Part 1, I hope?) A confession from one athlete to another, and all the anxiety that comes with it. Sometimes you just gotta swallow that lump in your throat and shoot your shot!

Like 1.1, this story is one of my most “realistic” premises. That means a believable setup, and no magic or plot tomfoolery! Themes include wlw crushes, the dynamics of asking someone out, and other beautifully human experiences.

This is another fairly early work of mine, and it’s written from a perspective I have only partially experienced myself, so it’s a bit of an experiment! Please share constructive critique if you’ve got it.

While the following story doesn’t contain overtly sexual content, I still ask those under the age of 18 to pass on it. Also, be warned, it can take up a lot of space on your dash!

The locker room flooded with bodies quickly. It was Friday, everyone was desperate to get changed and get out, and Coach Theresa always made Friday workouts the worst. “To make sure nobody gets lazy,” she’d say. The atmosphere hung heavy with sweat and a generally ubiquitous urge to not be there longer than necessary.

Like most of the university lacrosse team, Kate was in a hurry to split.

“Dammit…” she whispered to herself, seeing the line forming for the showers. She hadn’t muscled her way in enough in the initial rush; most of the team beat her to the stalls. Still, she decided with a groan, they were faster than going back to her dorm.

Not being able to do much before a proper shower, Kate waffled for time. She hang restlessly at her locker, watching small pockets of conversation ripple through her teammates. A couple of her friends passed her on the way out, and she resolved with them to hang out in the student union tomorrow night, and threw in a few jovial complaints about their Molecular Bio lab project. Kate watched a majority of the girls trickle out over ten, maybe fifteen minutes, and silently castigated herself for not pushing more every time someone left. How very freshman of her.

Nineteen, and still can’t grow a goddam spine, she thought.

By the time Kate finally got in and out of a shower, only a few of her teammates remained. Trish, Gina, and Dana were discussing something by their lockers, Yasmin was tying her shoes to leave, and someone whose name she tentatively thought was… Verdana? Verona? Whoever. She was stuffing dirty clothes into a drawstring bag.

Nobody’s really focused on me… I think I’m okay to get changed, Kate reported to herself. Equal parts social anxiety, shyness over changing publicly, and shyness over her outfit made her tense and hyper-vigilant. Today even more than usual. When she’d first arrived on campus in the fall, some new friends had quietly and coyly recommended her a certain club downtown. Now was finally the Friday night Kate had mustered the courage to go out, and really experience nightlife… her parents had been pretty strict, and while she’d had her fair share of boyfriends (and a few very secret stints with some girls, as experiments), the hot, neon, underground appeal of a real nightclub represented a whole new level of tantalizing freedom. Dances, drinks, the like…

Kate shook herself from the daydream and began to quickly put herself together. Along with clothes and shower gear, she had a makeup kit and a brush with her - she planned on meeting her friends downtown right after practice. However, after just a few minutes, less than half dressed…

“Hey. Katelyn, right?” a voice over her shoulder asked. Kate jumped. Wheeling around quickly, she was met face-to-face by the toned, imposing figure of Quinn Baker, the team captain, standing over her. She seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.

“Yeah! Uh - yeah. Kate. What’s up?” Kate stammered, finally regaining composure halfway through.

“Quinn. Captain Quinn. Yeah, yeah, good to meet ya - can we talk for a minute?” Quinn was still wet, and was wearing a t-shirt and a towel on her waist - she must’ve been in the shower when Kate had scanned the room.

“Yeah, uh - sure, what do you need?” Kate was startled sick, which turned to heavy nervousness; the only reason she could think of for a captain to be pulling aside a random freshman on a team dozens strong would be for a chew-out. Kate’s mind was racing, but she was utterly sure that that would be the last thing she could handle right now.

“I just wanted to ask you a few things,” Quinn, noticing Kate sweating bullets, tried to ease back. “Nobody’s in trouble… but for starters, thanks for picking lax, always good to see new recruits and all.”

“Uh, yeah, I played it through high school, wanted to stick with it here. Nice to meet you… what did you need to ask me?”

“Well, kinda a lie, I more want to talk to you than ask you stuff. First of all, I take it you have plans tonight? You seemed to be getting dressed up in a hurry. Most people don’t wait long for shower here.”

“Yeah, meeting some friends at a restaurant downtown. The walk back to the dorm would’ve taken longer…”

“Fair enough. But Kate, you don’t need to bullshit me. It’s not a restaurant, is it?

Kate began to sweat again. She didn’t mean to lie, but saying she was going clubbing to the team captain wasn’t a good plan. Quinn continued, as if reading her mind,

“Probably clubbing or something, right? That seems a bit better fitting for a sleeved tube top and jeans. Don’t worry. Everybody’s played the fake-ID game at some point. I’m not gonna cut you from the team or anything for it. But I also take it from how buggy you are right now (and the outfit) that this is gonna be your first time. Nervous and shit, right?”

“Right. Going to a place a few friends whispered to me about,” Kate blushed. Quinn seemed cool, anyway… she was standing really close.

“Yeah,” Quinn leaned against the bank of lockers and folded her arms. “And I also figure you’re interested in more than drinks… you may want to stuff those in a zip pocket.”

Kate blushed much harder, pushing the two condom packets deeper into the coin pocket on her jeans and averting her gaze. Arms folded under the chest, she couldn’t help but think, was a good look for Quinn…

“And-“ Quinn lowered her voice, speaking subtly- “you didn’t zip your bag all the way. Those pins on the jacket in there… you’re interested in an overnight, not necessarily with a guy… aren’t you?”

“Uh! I dunno-! I-“ Kate’s face flared red and she began to panic, eyes darting around. She clenched her bag to her chest nervously. She wasn’t comfortable pinning down a sexual preference yet, and had hoped the club excursions would help her find out. The pins on her jacket were a plan to attract anyone she could - now, mortifyingly, she was found out. By the captain of her lacrosse team, no less.

“Listen. Calm down, or you’ll out yourself before anyone else. Don’t freak out, I’ve been there too. Most people have. I’m not gonna repeat it. But I am gonna tell you this - the age restrictions on clubs are there for a reason, and it isn’t just the booze. As a senior, let me tell you to steer clear of those joints until you’re more acclimated to the area… and maybe have a bit more confidence, with friends you’ve known longer, too. Most people there are normal, but there are creeps, and they can smell green from across the floor. Don’t worry. There are other ways to find a good time.” Quinn patted Kate on the shoulder, and left for her locker.

Kate was numb. She was still terrified, a bit traumatized by suddenly meeting an upperclassman like that, but also… relieved. For every bit of curiosity and desire for freedom in her head, there had been three huge chunks of nervousness. Subconsciously, she’d already known what Quinn said, but it was nice to hear it from someone else. It gave Kate a justification to herself to cancel, and breathe a sigh of relief. Other ways to find a good time, Quinn repeated in her mind.

She called her friends, getting out with the excuse that Coach had held the team after practice for a meeting, and resumed getting dressed. Torn jeans, sleeved tube top… yeah, kind of clueless attire for clubbing, she supposed. Then, the jacket… Kate pulled it out of her bag and looked at it for a moment. Leather the color of dark chocolate, cut to the rib line, the right lapel sporting a handful of pins including the pansexual pride flag. She did honestly consider herself pansexual… but she did still need to experiment, too. Kate stared at the pins. She gulped down a bold idea, steeling herself. On the bright side, at least Quinn had already broken the ice…

Most of the girls had left the locker room by this point. Quinn herself had her bag slung over her shoulder and was headed out.

“See ya around,” she waved as she passed Kate.

Gulping, slinging the jacket on, and grabbing her bag, Kate started after Quinn. Her nerves were freezing over, but once she was in motion she couldn’t stop. She grabbed Quinn’s shoulder just as she exited out into the main athletics hallway.

“Hey, um…”

“Yeah? What’s up?” Quinn responded brightly, amazing Kate with her relaxedness.

“Well, I really appreciate what you said. I… I needed to hear it. And you’re really cool, keeping things low-key.”

“Yeah, uh, no problem, I mean-“

“Do you want to get a drink with me?” Kate’s impulses pulled the trigger, for better or worse, before her anxiety could get in the way. Her heart stopped.

“Weh- uh, uh… y-yeah. I guess so,” Quinn stammered, dumbstruck. Kate barely noticed her own amusement at the towering senior’s break in compsure, given the crushing tightness in her chest. Her heart began to pound - Quinn had actually said yes! She honestly hadn’t thought this far ahead.

“We - uh, we could get smoothies or something from the student lounge… guess I technically shouldn’t get actual drinks with my captain right now,”

Quinn giggled a bit. “Yeah, totally. It’s… uh…” she paused.

Kate’s chest could barely expand for her to breathe.

“…It’s on the way to my apartment.”

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enigmaticgale · 6 years

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houshin engi 100 questions

ariana linked me this and as we all i know i physically cannot shut up about this series ever, so here we go

endgame spoilers below!! if anyone actually cares, lol

1. What is your name? inigo montoya. you kill my father. prepare to die. NO i’m yarrow but i can’t imagine anyone who reads this won’t already know that

2. When did you get into Houshin Engi? january 2012! so.... much later than everyone else i’ve met who’s already into it. i’m babby 3. Did you read it in Weekly Jump magazine? Or the tankoubons? Or both? i read the snoopycool scanlations on mangapark dot com. that probably wasn’t the original website but fuck if i can remember what it was 4. Do you own all 23 volumes? yeah, four times over lol. 5. Do you own Houshin Taizen? hell yeah 6. Do you have the special Houshin Taizen that came with Akamaru Jump? i hate that i know this is a thing now because i won’t rest until i add it to my collection 7.Do you want a Houshin Taizen 2 to come out? yeah put birthdays in it this time fujiryu you hack 8. Did you watch the anime? i’ve seen it twice but only remember one watch lol. i’ve seen the sub and i’ve probably watched the first two episodes 5 times in the dub trying to watch the whole series through. no dice. oh this is about the old anime. i’m only part of the way through the new one because my adhd kicks my ass daily

9. Did you tape record it? man when were these questions written lol. i don’t even know how old i was when the anime aired in the states. did it even air in the states 10. Give your honest opinion on the last episode. hey studio deen? what the fuck? the fuck was that? you bastards? 11. Do you own mp3s of the opening and ending songs? sure do!

12. Do you buy the soundtrack albums? i got both. and then the 2 character song cds. and then 3 of 4 drama cds 13. If you answered ‘yes’ to #12, what is your favourIte track? MAN that’s tough?? probably... chi-kou-go-itsu because when taikoubou is like “IKITERU” in the chorus i’m like. god it won’t let me upload an image here this website is BROKEN. i’m that one gif of that black woman crying and nodding and then she wipes away her tear

14. What Houshin Engi merchandise do you own? what don’t i own. i need to update that album actually 15. Have you ever bought any of the Senkaiden games? yeah i got both. 16. If you answered ‘yes’ to #15, which ones have you bought? i’ve considered buying a wonderswan so i can play them because god knows where the rom i found is but i can’t read jp for shit 18. Could you name all the characters in Houshin Engi? not off the top of my head in a list but if you showed me a picture there’s a 98% chance i’d be able to tell you who they are 19. Favourite male character(s)? youzen and taikoubou... my first fave was roushi. i also like fugen and shinkouhyou and kouyuuken “who’s kouyuuken” haha. he’s the longhaired shisei. yes yes, my tastes

20. Favourite female character(s)? yuukyou is my DORTOR, i love ryuuktisu and kibi too! also seiba. 21. Which is your favourite Taikoubou outfit? i don’t really have a preference! though if you made me pick it would probably be his first one. baby outfit

22. Your opinion on Youzen’s outfit during the fight against Jyoka? i’m emo over him wearing his daddy’s paopei but that’s more of necessity than of sentimentality huh 23. Your opinion on Fugen’s shoulder-revealing shirt? how does it stay ON!!!! 24. Have you ever imitated Dakki’s speech pattern? i’m a guy 25. If you could transform like Youzen, who would you turn into and what would you do? GOD DJESUS.... i’d make myself a foot taller. and also have blue hair. and cure my damn dysphoria . please i want this transformation ability so bad lol

26. Which act/chapter is your favourite? i love the whole manga but the sennin war arc gunches me the hardest 27. Which anime episode is your favourite? bold of you to assume that i remember enough about the anime to differentiate what happened in which episode 28. Which volume cover is your favourite? that’s hard!!!! ummm...... volume one. i like taikoubou 29. Which title — be it volume title, chapter title, or episode title — is your favourite? bold of you to assume i remember episode or volume titles. as for chapter title... there are a lot of great ones but one that always stood out to me is “Chuuoh, Son of Heaven”. idk why. i just like that aesthetic i guess. son of heaven

OH i also really like 141 and 142 which are “ A Blinding Light, A Deafening Silence, And Then...” “An Eternal Happiness” ^___T sennin war arc 30. Have you ever cried while reading Houshin Engi? bunchuu’s death gets me every time though my definition of “cry” is probably a bit. loose. my very first reread though, i had to get up from my computer and stop reading because i physically couldn’t see. musta been a day 31. Do you still buy the calendars? STOP TELLING ME ABOUT MERCH I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE NOW I’LL HAVE TO BUY IT 32. If you answered ‘yes’ to #31, do you keep the old ones up? FUCKA YOU. yeah i’d display them somehow 33. What is your favourite quote, and who said it? “I learned the greatest courage is telling people my weakness. So I don't want to run anymore: not from you, not from myself!” by youzen. i also really like the line youzen has in the tournament arc where he says there’s no way he can lose because he has the powers of everyone he’s met but the quote i actually listed is more Feelsy 34. Do you have a favourite romantic pairing? hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa youbou. 35. Say anything you want about that favourite pairing? bold of you to expect coherency from me 36. Why are you into that pairing? nnMMBBmbmbbbb god i’m. gay. the tl;dr is i relate a lot to youzen and i love taikoubou a lot so it’s like self insert without the self insert lol. i’m really laying myself bare here in full sincerity 37. Have you thought of a perfect song for that pairing? What song, and by whom? yeah i gotta.... whole gotdamn playlist. please listen to it 38. Which houshined character do you want resurrected? here’s my postgame fic where everyone gets resurrected eventually. yes even all the rando youkai 39. Which character made you think “I’m glad s/he wasn’t houshined!”? probably..... youzen? or nataku. anyone who has a brush with death and then Wasn’t. 40. Which of the Konron 12 would you like to be scouted by? gyokutei!!!!!! 41. What are your reasons? *points at him* dad 42. Suupuushan, Kokutenko, Kokukirin. Who would you want to ride? kokutenko!!!! luv cat

43. Do you have any friends who like Houshin Engi? yeah!!! and i only had to bully a few of them into reading it. shocker 44. Who’s your favourite Jyuttenkun? kinkou seiba!!! 45. Did you like “Ennui Academy”? i want fujiryu to give me a full length ennui academy manga. this is only half a joke 46. What’s your favourite non-romantic pairing? BBBbbbb hmmm. i love yuukyou and her two dads and i also love youzen and gyokutei.... i’m suckerpunched by found family daily 47. Which do you like better; the Dakki Sisters or the Beautiful Sisters (Venus and Co.)? the dakki sisters 48. Do you want Roushi’s suit? depends on what i have to do to get it lol. but yeah i’m all about that lazy life 49. Name one paopei you want. i’m going to say all of them on account of being greedy and also bad at making decisions

50. What would you use it for? oh fuck. can’t make me go into work if i’m wrapped in rikukonhan’s void, right 51. Who is the strongest character, in your opinion? fukki if he’s got backup, jyoka if not 52. What is your reason? *points to the final volume* Observe 53. Which character makes you go, “I’ll never forgive him/her!!”? outenkun. basard 54. What colour do you like on Taikoubou’s hair? brown!!! my fave eye colour on him is green!! that wasn’t part of the question but i think that’s the cutest and best colour combo!!!!!! you can’t change my mind!!!!

i think fukki has black hair and blue/grey eyes. 55. Name a master-disciple combo you like. again, youzen and gyokutei suckerpunch me 58. Which is your favourite splash page? probably the very first one in chapter 1 cause i get all nostalgia over it. weh 59. Taikoubou + Outenkun = Fukki. Did you easily accept this fact? i wish i could tell you anything that i thought when i first read the manga but all my impressions are lost to time. i wish other people would remember that outenkun is a key part of the fukki equation and stop just treating him as taikoubou in a funny outfit lol. they’re different people, even if they’re similar.... 60. Did the entrance of Fukki affect your opinion on Houshin Engi? again, i wish i could tell you, but 61. Do you think of Taikoubou, Fukki, and Outenkun as three separate people?

YES, AND YOU SHOULD TOO

62. Where on Taikoubou’s body do you think Outenkun’s paopei’s mark appeared? .....people talked about this? 63. Who would you want to be houshined by? dakki. if i have to die i want her to kill me, sexily. sorry for making you read those words 64. Who would do you want to houshin? outenkun but he’s off limits. ...i think anyone else i’d want to houshin already done and did it so 65. Which of Dakki’s many outfits is your favourite? bold of you to assume i keep track of them 66. Is Venus scary? no, she’s very cute!! shame on you!! 67. Which paopei made you go, “That’s terrible!!”? ay. uh. keiseigenjou is pretty spooky what with the “dakki uses this to mind control hundreds of thousands of people at once” 68. What is the colour of Chibi Youzen’s horns? dark dark brown imo 69. What cup size is Dakki? WHY AREY OU ASKING ME THIS-- oh it’s question 69. haha nice 70. Who’s your favourite Colourful Trio sennin? probably taiitsu! 71. Your opinion on the brand new sennin world? luv horai.... new home 72. What is Fukki’s hair colour in act 201? ....there was talk about this?? 73. Ask yourself a question concerning Houshin Engi. can you ever stop fucking thinking about this manga 74. Your response to that question? no lol!!!!! 75. In your opinion, is Nentou in love with his half sister? in a completely innocent and platonic way, you fucking freaks! 76. Did the Sennin World War leave a deep mark on your heart? FUCK YEAH IT HURTS 77. Do you own any Houshin Engi doujinshis? oh yeah we got soup 78. Kichiku, hentai, yaoi, shounen-ai, general. Which doujinshi genre do you have the most of? shounen ai probably. i am, gay 79. Do you make Houshin Engi doujins? i would if i could, probably 80. If you answered ‘yes’ to #79, do you make doujins about couples? i would if i could!! 81. If you answered ‘yes’ to #79, the amount of Houshin Engi doujinshi circles is decreasing, but do you intend to continue yours? man what audience was this intended for 82. Who’s the easiest character to draw? youzen because he’s all i ever draw 83. Who’s the hardest character to draw? anyone who isn’t youzen 84. Have you ever done Houshin Engi cosplay? i wanted to cosplay roushi in high school but predictably never went through with the idea

85. If you answered ‘yes’ to #84, who have you cosplayed? man a lot of these could really be combined into one question huh 86. Does your website mainly have Houshin Engi in it? yeah cause it’s all i ever fucking think about 87. Is there a Houshin Engi fan you can’t forgive? Who and why? :) 88. What is Hanyoutai Youzen’s colour scheme? wh.... white hair, gold eyes, ???? hell if i know. bold of you to assume fujiryu would ever give a character a consistent colour scheme 89. If Nataku were to give you a ride, where would you want to go? nataku take me to court so i can get my legal name changed. idk?!? does this mean like in the sennin world?? anywhere Scenic

90. Which of Choukei’s outfits is the best? i’m longhairluvr69 but i think he looks cuter in his later outfit.... maybe if he’d kept his long hair and put it up in a bun?

91. Say anything about the most memorable scene in Houshin Engi. bold of you to assume i have a working memory 92. What do you think of the ending to Houshin Engi? I’M SAD. it’s a very satisfying ending though. 93. Have you imagined what happens after the series’ end? i got six years worth of headcanons for it, coming soon to a theatre near you 94. If you answered ‘yes’ to #93, give more detail. NO I’M TIRED. just read my fic

95. Have you read Parallel World Houshin Engi? what, Another Story? yeah i’ve read it. 96. Do you own “Dramatic Irony”? yeah! milk junkie sure was a story, wasn’t it. 97. The series has ended, but is your love for the series still going strong? i will be on my deathbed still talking about this manga 98. Do you really think Fukki has nothing left to do in the end? well, he’s finished everything he Needs to do, but there’s a whole wide world left for him to explore! 99. Say anything you want about Fujiryuu. fujiryu i AM coming to japan and we WILL duel in an arby’s parking lot at 3am. there will only be one survivor

full seriousness i am alive and happy today because of fujiryu so if i ever do meet him irl i’d probably just start crying lol. 100. Any last words? read houshin engi!!!!

#yarrowtext #long post under the cut #SORRY IF THE CUT DOESN'T WORK ON MOBILE.... HELL APP.........

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blackhakumen · 3 years

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Mini Fanfic #779: Golf Tournament (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

12:44 p.m. at Bonny Greens

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome our first contestant who's cuteness stole the hearts of so many, YYYYOOOOSHIIIIIIIIII!

Yoshi: (Makes his Way to the Contests Line While Pinching his Nose in a Bit of Annoyance) Knew I should've convince the announcer to change that description sooner.......

??????: Y-O-SHI! GOOOOOOO YOSHI!!!~

Yoshi: (Turns to see Ann, Haru, Futuba, and Lucas Cheering Him On While Wearing Their Respective Cheerleaders Outfits) What you are guys doing?

Futuba: (Smiles Brightly) Being your cheerleaders~

Haru: (Smiles Softly) We want to give you all the support you need.

Yoshi: Oh. I mean....(Blushes a Little Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) You guys didn't have to do that for me, but thanks. (Turns to Lucas) And since when did you became a cheerleader too, Lucas?

Lucas: (Smiles Softly) For a while now. Big sis Ann helped trained me to become one and everything.

Yoshi: Wow. Really?

Ann: (Simple Nodded with a Bright Smile on her Face) Yup. Lucas was interested in the whole thing. So I taught everything I know. (Tears Begin to Fall Down on her Face Before Picking Up Lucas and Hugging Him) I can't be anymore proud!!!~ (Begins to Cry a Bit Loudly as Lucas Hugs her Back)

Announcer: And for our next constant, the Greedy and Mischievous, WAAALUIGUIIIII!

'Hawiian Xylophone Music Plays'

Yoshi: (Eyes Widened at What's Coming His Way) Oh God......

Waluigi and Wario makes their way into the Contests Line while wearing pimp like attires and the chorus of P.I.M.P. song by 50 Cent plays in the background.

Dedede: ('Tch') Can you believe those numbskulls? They think just because they dressed themselves up in fancy clothes and pricy cowboy hats, that they're pimps. (Crosses his Arms in Annoyance) The nerve of them....

Samus: (Starts Rolling her Eyes While Staring at Dedede Wearing a Pimp Like Cowboy Hat of his Own)Look who's talking......

Waluigi: (Gives Wario a Low Five Before Joining the Contestant Line with Yoshi) Ready to experience losing, Dino Boy?

Yoshi: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look in his Face) See, I would give you proper response, but I don't think I could ever take you seriously with that getup your apparent brother are wearing.....

Waluigi: Wah? What getup? (Smirks Confidently While in Sophisticated Pose) I'll have you know that we look fly in these clothes.

Yoshi: (Raised an Eyebrow) You look like two old men who tires way too hard to look cool. Only to have little to no recognition in the process.

Waluigi: (Groans Before Turning Away From Yoshi) Whatever! I don't have to take this from the loser's son.

Yoshi: (Eyes Widened in Anger) Excuse me!?

Waluigi: You heard me, chump. Your father's a green loser. Always has been, always will be.

Yoshi: I think you got it the other way around, chicken legs! You're just mad cause my dad beats you at every single sport and party event you guys competed on!

Waluigi: ('GASPS') (Turns Back and Glares at Yoshi) That's not truth! I only lost those events cuz your father was a no good cheater!

Yoshi: ('Ugh') Again with the "cheater" bullcrap....Just admit that you lost and move on already! It's no wonder why you're not in the Smash Tournament. You're the epitome of a sore loser!

Waluigi: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW-

Announcer: And for our third constant, one of Bowser's offsprings, BOWSER....JUNIOOOR!!

Bowser: (In the Audience) GIVE THEM HELL, SON!!!!

Bowser Jr. (Made his Way to the Contestant Line with the Others) Yo, what's up, nerds!

Yoshi: (Starts Rolling his Eyes Again at the Sight of the Young Koopa) And speaking of cheaters......

Waluigi: (Raised an Eyebrow at Jr.) What's wrong, boy? Don't have your dumb clown car to help you this time?

Bowser Jr: Um for your information, toothpick legs, my clown car name is Steve. And I don't need him to kick your butts in golf!

Waluigi: ('Scoffs') Yeah, right! You'll probably use that heap of metal eventually. Like any cheater would.

Bowser Jr: Says the loser who'll never be in Smash.

Waluigi: (Glares Furiously at Junior) WHY YOU LITTLE SNOT NOSE PUNK! I'll show you who's laughing when I....(Continues Yelling at Junior Who is Too Busy Making Funny Faces at Him)

Yoshi: (Facepalms Himself While Sighing) Is it too late to quit now or.....

Announcer: And now last but certainly not least.....The moment you've ALLLLL been waiting for! The newcomer to the stray.....As well as the Beautiful Mayor of New Donk City..... PAULLLLLLIIIIIINEEEE!!!

Yoshi: (Eyes Widened Yet Again in Complete Shock) PAULINE!?

Mayor Pauline, sporting a red shirt and black pants, makes her way to the contestant Line while smiling and waving at everyone cheering for her.

Pauline: (Smiles Brightly at Yoshi While Standing Next to Him) Yoshi, it's so nice finally meet you in person.

Yoshi: (Slowly and Shakingly Points his Finger at Pauline) Y-Y-You're really....M-Mayor Pauline?

Pauline: (Happily Nodded) Yes. That's right.

Yoshi: A-A-And y-y-you know who I am?

Pauline: (Giggles Softly) Of course I do, dear. You're mother and father told everything about you.

Yoshi: Oh. Uhh....(Clears his Throat Before Quickly Shaking Pauline's Hand) I-It's good to finally meet you too, Mayor! But uhh... (Chuckles a Bit Awkwardly) if you don't mind me asking, what makes you want to compete here in the first place?

Pauline: I wanted to try more activities out of my time at the city. So I decided to tryout golf. (Turns to See Waluigi and Junior Still Arguing With One Another) Did I....missed something or....

Yoshi: Yeah, but not really that important in the scheme of things.

Pauline: I see. Still, I wish all of you for the best. Though I'm still not sure why they would want us to stand here together. (Turns Back to Yoshi) Do you have any ideas as to what is happening?

Yoshi: (Simply Shrugs) I'm just as confused as you are, ma'am.

Announcer: Now that all of our four contestants are here, it is time we start the Speed Golf Challenge!!

Waluigi/Bowser Jr: Huh?/Weh?

Yoshi: (Raised an Eyebrow in Confusion) The Speed what now?

Announcer: THE SPEED GOLF CHALLENGE!! Each golfer must tees off and race to their respective balls. Whoever makes it to the located hole the most, depending on the score, wins!

Pauline: I suppose that seems simple enough.

Announcer: Of course you do have to overcome every obstacles in order to get to each hole. These obstacles includes, but not limited to: Varied Piranha Plants, Whomps, Thwomps, Fire Balls, Bombs, Spinny, and all the other things I do not have time to list in the meantime!

Yoshi: (Facepalms Himself Yet Again) ('Ugggh') I KNEW there will be a catch in all of this!!

Pauline: (Gently Place her Hand onto Yoshi's Shoulder) Please don't be discourage. I know this challenge may seem.... unusual to say the least....(Smiles Softly) But as long as you believe in yourself, then I'm certain you'll do just fine.

Yoshi: ('Sigh') Yeah, you're right. I've been through these kinds of events before so I shouldn't be too surprise about all of this. (Smiles Back at Pauline) Thank you, Ms. Pauline.

Pauline: (Smiles Brightly) Anytime, dear.

Announcer: Alrighty now! Places everyone! Let's get this show on the road! 3....2....1......GOOOOOO!

And with that, the contestants tee their balls off into a far enough distance.

Bowser Jr: (Rushes to His Ball First) EAT MY DUST, LOSERS!!

Waluigi: (Rushes to His as Well) WAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Pauline: (Follows Pursuit) BEST OF LUCK EVERYONE!!!

Yoshi: ('Sigh') Welp. It's now or never at this point.......(Immediately Rushes Toward his Ball) YAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Announcer: And they're off!!

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