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httpsuniverse · 10 months
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mr lover [ ben chilwell ]
— right where you left lover girl sequel, this takes place two years later!
[ 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 ] — ben chilwell x singer!reader . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ 🫂 °.   *
[ 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗦 & 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 ] — romance, mentions pregnancy, google translated french . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ ℹ️ °.   *
࣪˖ 💭 .. 𝗘𝗬𝗔’𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦 ⌕ clearing my drafts again 😵‍💫 if you ask me, i’m obsessed with singer!reader fics lol
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benchilwell family time
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user am i reading this right ?? ‘family’ time ??
user his dog clinging to y/n is the cutest thing ever
user they’re such dog parents 😭
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yourusername look at me, i am the favourite hooman now.
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user not y/n quoting from captain phillips 😭
benchilwell once i get back home, i will take my title back
yourusername NONSENSE! you cannot dethrone the current favourite hooman
user y/n saying hooman instead of human 😭 that’s so dog momma of her
yourusername i birthed this child
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yourusername huh
user pls he looks so comfy on y/n’s lap, he’s obviously not a lap dog
yourusername if he fits, he sits
user agreed 🤝
user why did all this time i thought y/n was a cat person
user she literally loves any kind of animal 😭 she adopted a ferret when she was a kid
yourusername omg !! mr fuzzy wuzzy was my childhood pet 🥹 maybe i should adopt another ferret
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benchilwell home is where the heart is.
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yourusername but god i love the english
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user ben at this point, you really are the extra hooman
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yourusername i told you i birthed this dog
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yourusername we’re getting him a human in a few months 🙈
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benchilwell babe i thought we already agreed what the caption will be
yourusername mines funnier
benchilwell 🙄
masonmount who thought that covering his eyes would be cute
yourusername mine. do you have any problem with that? 😀
masonmount i don’t maam, it’s a great idea, very very cute!
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user as a y/n fan since debut, i feel OLD (we’re the same age)
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user y/n went from writing how she’s stuck in the past, to loving herself and loving a new person 🥹 now she’s probably gonna write something about her baby ... just thinking about it rn makes me emotional
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england congratulations benchilwell and yourusername! 🤍
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yourusername JUST IMAGINE HOW CUTE OUR BABY WILL BE ON THAT ONESIE
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benchilwell eleanor chilwell is here 🩷👨🏻‍🍼 you did good mama, i’m proud and grateful to you, yourusername. i love you both
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yourusername the happiest i’ve ever been 🩷 merci pour tout mon benji. je t'aime toi et eleanor de tout mon coeur. (thank you for everything, my benji. i love you and eleanor with all my heart)
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user several chapters missed but i’m glad to see you so happy y/n 🥹
user i was surprised when they announced she was pregnant, bit i was more surprised to know that they’re married now 😭
user the hand placements of ben 😭
user i’m so alone yall
user AAA y/n 🥺
user literally went from being dog parents to real parents 🥺🩷
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yourusername darling, don’t you ever grow up... just stay this little. happy birthday my sweet eleanor🩷 mama (with the help of dada) wrote a song for you baby, me and dada loves you sooo much. never grow up out now ✨
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benchilwell growing up too fast, my ellie bear 🥲
user ellie bear... 😭 bens such a girl dad
user stopp im emo im not even a parent
user omg eleanor looks so cute!!
user milks expensive, im too young to be a mum
user my daily mantra every time i see ben or y/n post eleanor
user they have a little ballerina 🥺
user 4 years old already? 😭 time really flew by omg
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user y/n and her happy ending 🥺 CURRENTLY TAKING A BATH WITH MY TOASTER RN
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written-with-blue-ink · 6 months
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Could we get headcanons of different pets the Genshin men would have and how they would interact with them or their personalities? Especially Diluc and Alhaitham. I love men with animals, the biggest green flag
I got you, boo! I honestly couldn't stop once I started so added a few other characters
Alhaitham, Diluc, Kaeya, Childe, Cyno TW: neglected animals in Cyno's
Pet Headcanons
Alhaitham
She showed up in a previous post but I think he would have a cat
An Egyptian Mau to be precise, her name would be Asal (Persian for honey) after her golden/bronze coat
She would 100% be a curious and very intelligent kitten who loves to run around and play
Type of cat who just climbs up fabric/clothes and will sit on your shoulder or around your neck
Will bite and pull on your ear if you oversleep and don’t feed her
Literally embodiment of “Ray of Sunshine”
Absolutely loves Kaveh for some reason (totally not because he spoils her rotten)
“Kaveh, stop feeding her so much, she’s getting fat. I don’t want two spoiled lazy cats”
“Excuse you, she’s perfect and skinny as is… Wait did you insult me too?!”
Does tricks! she knows how to sit, shake, tap (where she taps her nose to your finger/thumb) and is learning more
Diluc
A big dog man
I could see him with rottweilers, german shepherds or bernese mountain dogs with a name like “Bear” or “Beau”, short, bold, and simple.
Originally gotten as guard dogs for a paranoid Ragnvindr who has many enemies and just got back from a murder spree in Snezhnaya, they now work more as emotional support dogs for him and others
He also still has his childhood tortoise (because those things live forever) which he named ‘Clip’ as a child
He’s very mellow, the dogs treat him as one of their own
They also cuddle and sleep together, two dogs wrapped around a tortoise who rests his head on the dog’s neck
When he and Kaeya were in their older teens, Crepus got them both large Clydesdale horses when they both joined the Knight’s Cavalry. 
He named his horse Skinfaxi and Kaeya has Hrímfaxi (named after the sun and moon horses from Norse mythos)
Skinfaxi is one hell of a mare, it took Diluc a lot of time, energy, and patience to get her to behave (though she still has a playful streak)
Would buck him off during training but she was the fastest horse in the Cavalry
He would take her on long rides at night through the woods and around Dawn Winery just to get her to trust him
Kaeya
Obviously, Hrímfaxi, who, unlike his sister, was much more timid.
They both got along really well, with no issues, unlike their siblings.
The two riding are almost like one being, completely in synch
With the cavalry gone, Mondstadt City doesn’t have a lot of space for a horse so he stays with his sister at Dawn Winery
Kaeya comes by whenever he can to ride him
But besides her he would take care of the stray cats around Mondstadt City, refilling food and water bowls around the city while on patrol
One day, after a long night, Kaeya woke up to clawing and meowing at the door and saw his favorite cat, a Calico named Lucky, wandered inside and flopped on his rug in pain, crying as he noticed the giant lump coming from her stomach
By sunrise, he now had a mother of three kittens refusing to leave his house.
Two girls (One Calico like her mom and the other orange) and a boy (A black cat with faint stripes)
He lets Klee name them: Sunny (Orange), Cloudy (Calico) and Stormy (the black cat)
The girls are definitely headstrong while Stormy is shy and tends to hide behind his big sisters
(as a kaeya kinnie with three stray/outdoor cats, he gets them too)
Childe
From a family with lots of big dogs, like Great Pyrenees, Samoyed, and Tibetan Mastiffs
When he moved to Liyue for deployment and got super lonely, his subordinates weren’t super close to him and locals didn’t trust him as a Harbinger, he grew rather lonely
Till he went into the countryside to deal with some Treasure Hoarders and saw them using weasels and ferrets to carry contraband and money around without notice
What really sold him was watching a little kid in the camp playing with one and rubbing noses with it
The next day Ajax had two ferrets running around his apartment with the most expensive ferret setup money could buy
They are the most playful, feral things who love running around and play-fighting each other
Named Jayson and Lila, a pair of twins
(totally didn't name them after the stoats from Burrow’s End)
Loves them so much and plays with them throughout all of his free time
Leaves them to his assistant whenever he is away or is busy (who proceeds to give her hell)
They love it when he wears big coats/parkas so they can climb in and snuggle
Cyno
Didn’t have pets growing up
His first pet was on a mission as General Mahamatra, arrested some guy, went through his house for evidence, and found a severely malnourished and neglected Leopard Gecko
Some of his claws had fallen off to nubs due to layers of sheaded skin build up and he was cold to the touch from lack of heating. 
The lizard curls up into his warm hands and it immediately melts the General Mahamatra’s heart
Immediately putting him back and picking up the cage, he leaves the rest of the investigation to his coworkers before rushing to Gandharva Ville
Scared Tighnari and Collei with how quickly he rushed in through the door with a giant glass terrarium.
Looks calm and collected but is sitting in the corner with Collei just staring at Tighnari and the lizard, internal panic on the inside
Once Tighnari gives an analysis, Cyno asks Nari to watch the lizard for a few days and he will come back for it
Proceeds to spend two days straight researching Leopard geckos and how to take care of them
Also blows a good portion of his paycheck on supplies for the gecko, a larger tank, lights, and heating pads, etc. 
Picks him up and takes him home as soon as the terrarium is set up
Names him something dumb like “Geck” or a combo of his and Tighnari’s names like “Tighno” 
Most people don’t know besides Tighnari and Collei that the gecko exists, and why would they? Who’s gonna believe that the General Mahamatra has a tiny lizard as a pet
When Alhaitham and Kaveh find out Cyno has a pet, Cyno immediately pulls out pictures from his wallet like a proud dad
Whenever he is away for a while, he has Collei house sit and take care of the lizard, pays her generously
Will just sit on top of Cyno’s head or shoulder and chill
Loves to chirp and make little noises for fun/comfort
(also a leopard gecko parent and my gecko is a rescue with all these attributes from being mishandled)
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wickedwitchofthesouth · 2 months
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New gen Harry Potter headcanons because I'm waiting for my laundry to dry and I'm bored:
Astoria malfoy is from Japan, so scorpius is wasian but still somehow comes out with that malfoy-blonde hair and blue eyes colour pallet, despite still having very Japanese features just like his mother
Carmen and Marco zabini are twins. Carmen is the older one, and she's a total no-nonsense baddie. Marco, on the other hand, is the very embodiment of a golden retriever boy.
Carmen does Marcos hair because he's horrible at taking care of it, and she learned how to braid at the age of 7.
Albus thinks he looks nothing like Harry, and he actually prides himself on being his father's complete opposite [he's actually the only potter kid that looks like an exact carbon copy of Harry]
The potters speak urdu at home, James Lily and Albus call Harry Baba and ginny muma. I'd like to think Harry- After graduating, probably had a phase where he was immensely involved in learning about his desi heritage. I feel like he probably even travelled to Pakistan a couple of times to reconnect with his culture. But I also feel like he felt more like a third culture kid sort of connection to it. The UK was still his home, and he didn't think that would ever change. He still tried, though. He learned the language and tried to teach it to his children so they wouldn't feel as alienated from their ethnicity as he probably did. Ginny learned urdu alongside him, partially because she just wanted to encourage him.
When scorpius was little he would often find himself talking to the portrait of his uncle regulus that his grandma had put up after the war. Uncle reggie , as he liked to be called, was scorpius' favourite old family memeber.
Harry always introduces Teddy as his oldest son.
Albus is exceptional at potions. He's also very talented in quidditch, the only thing is he doesn't really like playing.
James on the other hand is a total jock. I'm talking Oliver Wood level dedication to the craft of quidditch.
Lily luna is the embodiment of that scene from good omens season two of the little girl going "And I'm jemaimah! I made this pot!!"
Fred II likes to go by freddie, and him and James II are practically James and sirius 2.0. It drives McGonagall crazy.
Carmen and Marco make everyone believe they have twin telepathy as a prank one day, but now they have to keep up the bit because it's too late to drop it.
Scorpius has a pet ferret and he named it bunny. He was 6 and he thought it would be funny.
When scor was a kid he would colour in dracos dark mark with felt tip markers and scribble all over his arm and go "there now it's pretty". One day draco walked into a tattoo parlour with a scribbled mess on his arm and told the artist to make his sons art work permanent. Draco still has the mark but now its sporting all sorts squiggles and shapes in every colour imaginable. Scorpius thinks its embarrassing because that was definitely not one of his more finer works but draco finds comfort in the way his life's biggest regret becomes just a little more bareable because of Scorpius' childish innocence.
Draco is dad of the year. Harry on the other hand... is still trying to get there.
That's all thanks for coming to ny Ted talk
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Hi Liv, i wondered if you had a reclist for fics with awesome OCs (human or animal, like Saras Girl)? Thanks for all your hard work!
Hi anon! Of course, here are some recs with great OCs:
In The Company Of Serpents by @corvuscrowned (E, 25k)
There’s something wrong with the serpents at the Greengrass Ophidiarium. Luckily, a certain Parselmouth just might be able to help.
Heart Like Neon by @lqtraintracks (E, 41k)
Bored of being The Chosen One, Harry discovers he rather likes sex and becomes a professional. He’s good at it, and part of why is that he can read people. Not minds, not Legilimens, but their whole self, and he can give them what they don’t even know they want. Enter Draco fucking Malfoy, enigma to everyone, including himself. Harry can’t help but want to break into him, to figure him out. And Draco, thinking he’ll fuck Potter on a lark, has no idea what he’s in for.
Of Roses and Dragonfire by xErised (E, 53k)
Years after That Kiss, Potter (and his new pet snake) appears again, this time as Hogwarts's Quidditch and Muggle Games instructor (what are Muggle Games anyway? Is this why Potter is swimming in the Great Lake wearing such a tiny pair of pants?), disrupting Draco's peaceful life as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. It's bad enough dealing with one exuberant Gryffindor (Charlie Weasley as Care of Magical Creatures professor) on the faculty, and what's all the gossip about Potter courting Draco?
Modern Love by @tackytigerfic (E, 61k)
Harry Potter, of all people, knows that life isn’t always fair. And no one gets to be happy all of the time. But surely there’s something more—something better—than a rubbish Ministry job, and a lonely old house, and that feeling that everyone out there is doing a better job of living than Harry is.
Kept in Cages by @sweet-s0rr0w and @ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm (E, 77k)
Deep in the heart of the Ministry lies the Beast Division: a hidden room where ancient beasts roam, and winged creatures soar, and grumpy giant ferrets eat all your biscuits unless you keep them well hidden. Draco Malfoy would know – he’s been working there for five years now, after all.
Wild, orphaned (E, 92k)
“No,” Harry said, by way of greeting. Malfoy’s blonde head rose slowly, carelessly. “Get out.” “I feel as though we’ve already established this, Potter,” Malfoy responded. “And I feel that what we established was that you telling me to get out of places really doesn’t make me more likely to vacate them.”
A Case of You by @epitomereally (E, 97k)
Draco was doing just fine working as an Unspeakable in Paris, hanging out with his living and ghostly pals, inventing new spells, and definitely not thinking about Potter. Then, Lucius just had to break out of prison and turn his world upside down. Now, Draco has to return to England, where he is forced to confront how family ties bind us—and one infuriatingly fit Harry Potter.
The Liars Department by @dorthyanndrarry (T, 103k)
This is a story about Harry meeting up with Draco Malfoy four years after the war. And a story about Harry, well, not hating his job per say, but it's not like he has much to compare it to and it seemed fine. His whole life seemed fine. Then Malfoy came along with and his flashy suits and fast car making everything seem dull in comparison, and Harry... Harry couldn't just leave well enough alone.
Far From The Tree by aideomai (E, 112k)
The arrival of Harry Potter’s children—snapped back in time, the children themselves guessed, twenty or so years—was the most interesting thing to happen at Hogwarts for years.
By the Grace by lettered (T, 140k)
Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.
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and the nanofate in the soundstages ASDGFHHM
the one where Vivo asks “so what was it like meeting Fate-mama?”
and Nanoha's likes "Hmmm I guess I thought to myself 'What a beautiful girl'" and just starts waxing poetic about how striking Fate was, how her eyes drew Nanoha in, and my gods im sorry but baby gay Nanoha was VERY VERY GAY
Erio and Caro are like “we don't want to bother you we don't special treatment” to Fate their adopted guardian, meanwhile poor Fate's like, well, when it comes to special treatment- “In the dormitories, Nanoha clearly has a single-person bedroom, but she managed to live together with me" sooooo
her kids are so innocent “there must have been reasons for that!”
the reasons are GAY
or maybe they know what's up and think GAY is a proper and good excuse to bend the rules idk
then that earlier time, when they were kids, Fate was trying to wingman for Yunno- typical best friend lesbian supporting the het route agenda, oh no these girls are too close gotta give on of them a boy to crush on- she was trying to point out how Yunno might maybe have The Feels for Nanoha aww isn't that cute-
except Nanoha
Nanoha can't compute the idea? at all???
she's so confused! Yunno worrying about her or wanting to protect her? wtf? she told him his job is backup while she fights, their roles are firmly fixed ok! duh he can't fight beside her she's the one who's gotta watch out for HIM
oh but she INSTANTLY starts spouting about how, when she's in the sky together with Fate, she'll protect Fate too!!!!
her and Fate.... together in the sky...
meanwhile Yunno-
it's like that barbie movie where a literal rainbow floats the two girls away while the dudes just stand there watching them go
literal “I'll be Fate-chan shield” levels of gallant gf from Nanoha, met with “and I'll be Nanoha's sword” and "pity we don't get many chances to fight side-by-side anymore. BUT! We'll always be together in our hearts!!!!"
they complete each other. Nanoha wants to stay at Fate's side...
im sorry yunno. fate tried. she really tried ok
to Nanoha you'll always be this odd mix of respected teacher and, uh, adorable pet ferret im sorry
all of Nanoha's orientations are busy pointing in just one direction anyway, ever since Fate and Fate's "beautiful eyes" one hit K.O'ed her back when she was nine
a decade later she's adopting a kid with Fate and sharing a single room dorm and later a HOUSE
so yeah. nanofate in the soundstages. loved that for them
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Tell us about Lacuna :D
OOH yay! I got an ask about that one! Ok, I'll be super honest. Lacuna was GOING to be my fic for Remadora Fest, but then life happened so something else took its place. I really only got one scene done, realized I couldn't churn out a whole longfic in two months, and decided I'd wait for another time.
The idea for Lacuna came from 'what if Tonks met Lupin during PoA and hit it off?' I had a one-shot about this that stayed a one-shot, but I did think of doing this AU where Tonks investigates Remus at the start of PoA and of course they fall in love.
This is a snippet from the start - where Tonks gets her assignment and is confused about who this Lupin character is. IDK if this will ever make it out of my WIPs but we'll see. My plan is to go wild when my dissertation is done and just write fic like crazy until I find a big girl job XD
“I knew of him,” said Kingsley, gesturing for her to sit across from his desk. “I knew him as a Gryffindor prefect—”
“This bloke was a prefect?” Tonks raised an incredulous brow. “I thought they picked . . . well, not to be an arse about it, but not losers. This Lupin could disappear from the face of the earth and I don’t think anyone would notice.” 
“His father is alive. Perhaps he’d notice.” 
“Okay, his dad would notice. Maybe he’s got a pet ferret or something—”
“Back to what I know of Lupin,” Kingsley interrupted. “He was a sixth-year prefect when I was a first-year. He didn’t become Head Boy—James Potter did. Always thought that was odd.”
“Was Potter not a prefect?”
“No. Oddest thing that Dumbledore and McGonagall made Potter the Head Boy when Lupin was the Gryffindor prefect. Potter was inseparable from Black, but Lupin and Pettigrew were known to be close with the others. You never saw Potter without Black, or Black without Potter, and if you were looking close enough, you’d find Lupin and Pettigrew around them too.”
“Huh.” Tonks scratched her head. “They were good friends, then.”
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Jupiter ☮️
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Character Desciption
“If you were to seek out Jupiter through a telescope, you would find dozens of tiny objects in her orbit. These are Jupiter’s pets!! Each and every one rescued by our peace loving, big hearted, hippie-girl, Jupiter! The most visible (and her favorites) would be Io the Pup, Callisto the Cat, Europa the Bunny, and Ganymede the Ferret, who jet back behind her where ever she goes. Besides rescuing animals, Jupiter is very concerned about the environment, often organizing events to help get rid of junk left behind by astronauts. She is also very spiritual, always striving to become one with the universe.”
(taken from Galaxy Girls wikia)
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literally share the headcanons! dont tease!
HAHAHAHAH but i love teasing!! cant help it!!! okay well the ones im thinking of the most right now are about the characters and the kind of pets they have, animals they like, etc.
Also this ended up super long so.
trigger warning for animal/pet death. O_O
Alex loves all kinds of animals. He thinks they're all really cool and cute and sweet, rodents, dogs cats, reptiles. Mostly, I think he is definitely a cat person, but he also loves dogs. He had Rocky of course, and I don't really have a set breed for her, she's probably just a really mixed up mutt lol. Medium sized somewhat patterned brown dog with big ol sweet puppy eyes. I think during the summer of marble hornets, Rocky ... "ran away".. Alex doesn't know what happened to his sweet puppy, but he's just glad she wasn't one of the animals that turned up dead in his front yard. After he lost Rocky, he really didn't think he would ever have another pet. But because I love my little revival/nobody dies au's, I think as he's slowly recovering alongside the others, he starts getting really into the idea of owning a ferret. He probably saw some cute video of one, and it kinda became a little hyper-fixation since he had no hobbies or interests anymore. He still likes movies, but he doesn't ever want to make one again. He likes writing scripts, but would die before filming anything for it. He has nothing else he likes to do anymore, so he just gets really into ferrets. Ferrets are big thing to take care of, but Alex is very confident he can do it. So he gets one. And I think he is really successful at caring for it. He really loves that thing. And he takes the stupidest little up close pictures of its face. I think he would get the chocolate coloration, or maybe a sable mitt. I also think he would really enjoy owning cats. In the many little au's I have, he's owned several, but in a high school AU, I have him owning two little cats, a tabby boy named Neo and a black kitten girl named Trinity, after the Matrix characters lol. I don't think he ever gets a dog for himself aside from Rocky, though.
Tim also likes animals, but has never really had a pet of his own. When he was a kid, he had a hamster, but killed it during a Masky episode. His parents tried letting him have a dog, but again, during those Masky episodes he would just get too violent with it, and they had to give it away. I think, on that note, about his Masky episodes- when he was an unmedicated kid going in and out of psychiatric hospitals all the time, they would happen when he felt scared or threatened. Which is why later in life, when Alex Kralie attempts to kill him in college, thats the trigger for Masky coming back. I think there was probably a long period of time before that where he had grown out of Masky, and the episodes would have stopped. So, Tim has this sort of idealized dream where he really does want a dog, or honestly any kind of pet, but has told himself he's not allowed to have one. I think at some point, in that same recovery au, he ends up getting a seizure alerting/PTSD and anxiety service dog. I think it's a saint bernhard and german shepherd mix, one of those massive strong saint shepherds. It would be big and strong enough to give Tim good pressure during seizures and not be hurt, and it would actually pose enough of a threat to Masky that he wouldn't be able to hurt it. Just a big sweet gentle giant that adored Tim and isn't scared of Masky. Masky would manage to get past his scary little pet killer instincts and would be obsessed with this dog.
I don't really have anything to say about Jay or Brian, BUT I do have a lot to say about mr side background character Seth Wilson. Hes so real to me.
So much of this is based off of @drowsybugs portrayel of him in our shared AU's lol, but basically I feel like Seth has really severe asthma, and so he's got a service dog for that. And Seth isn't exactly very good at naming things, so his dog (you brought your dog) is just named. Seth Jr. Seth Jr is a sweet little chocolate lab, just adorable and so friendly. I adore this puppy. I love him.
But yes. This is what lives in my brain ty for asking
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happyhealthycats · 2 years
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Hi! So my kitten and I live in my parents house still, and they are very strict about her being on the counters. They tend to use methods like scaring her or squirting her with water, but I would like to use more positive reinforcement. The problem is, my parents will not listen to me, and will continue to do their way. It is because of this, I suspect, that she does not respond much to treats for doing good, calling her name, or clickers. She now seems to only get down for the water squirter. How can I train my girl to not get on the tables and counters in a way that she will listen despite my parent’s methods?
I think your first best bet is to make sure everyone can get on the same page about what kind of behaviors you want to change about the cat, and then see what each person is willing to do in order to help change that behavior. When training out a behavior, it's really important to correct that behavior the same way each time it happens. Is that something that everyone in the house is okay with doing? Is that something each person can commit to? If not, unfortunately that cat is only learning not to do the behavior in front of that person, which will only be made worse by punishment like a squirt bottle. Perhaps it's easier to take a look at why exactly you don't like that behavior in the cat. Are you concerned about the cat tracking dirt? I can definitely understand that! For us though? It is so much easier, and less stress for the entire family, if instead of preventing the animal from accessing the space, instead consider cohabitation with the space. Basically? It may be easier to convince your parents that it's just easier to wipe up the counters with disinfectant before using them to cook instead of hovering over your counter with a squirt bottle day and night to really solidify the behavior. I know it sounds like giving up but it's REALLY tough to beat counter surfing if you don't hire a private security guard to watch your damn cabinets. However, if your parents are truly not into getting on the same page with feline training (which unfortunately means the cat will still jump on the counter when they're not looking/not around, in addition to possibly souring the relationship with the animal from consistently interfering with positive punishment), you still have some options. At that point I would focus on training a "come" command for treats! The stronger your cat responds to a "come" or a "here" command, the easier it will be to get the cat off of counters, or keep them from jumping up in the first place if you can catch them in the act. Instead of scaring your cat, you could show off a neat trick that you taught them in order to keep them off the counter! And if you're the only one putting the work in to training, you're going to reap the rewards. Y'know, kinda like the scene in Starship Troopers where Neil Patrick Harris tells his pet ferret to go pester his mom, it's great. Highly recommend a good strong "here!" to truly terrify all with your mastery of cats.
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buckleydiazes · 10 months
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Tagged by @bilestat & @buckleydiaz 🥰
 1. Were you named after anybody?
yeap, i was named after my mom's favorite aunt, though i do share a middle name with my own aunt and a nickname with one of my mom's favorite movie characters. oh fuck also forgot my first name came outta the bible lmao.
2. When was the last time you cried?
two days ago watching a sad ghost video 😅
3. Do you have kids?
no, but i have nieces and nephews which comes very close
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
what constitutes a lot? i dont think i use it as much as i used to
5. What sports do you play/have played?
me? play a sport? 😂
6. What's the first thing you notice about someone?
their disposition/mood usually
7. Eye color
green, though i was convinced growing up they were hazel
8. Scary movies or happy endings?
hello??? scary movies with happy endings erasure??? @ it 2017 i love u baby
9. Any special talents?
aside from being a pain in the ass? 🤔 most people would say poetry is my special talent. i'd like to say i'm a good storyteller too.
10. Where were you born?
new york! as an emergency in my home town hospital. in 2nd grade in a boys vs girls class competition i was the tie breaker against a boy named harold and the first person to write where they were born would win for their team. i got it but my teacher INSISTED i couldnt have been born there and gave the boys the win and prizes 😠 my dad set her straight the next week at the post office n she apologized to me 💅 still mad we didnt get that win though.
11. What are your hobbies?
ooh so many. reading, writing, hiking, coloring, video games, etc.
12. Do you have pets?
technically, i only truly own 1 dog, but we have 2 others dogs and 3 ferrets in the house. i love them all except my step dad's dog. 😒
13. How tall are you?
5'9
14. Your favorite subject in school?
it was probably english or math
15. Dream Job
owning a used book store and/or being a psychotherapist
tagging @wllbyers @lizzo @thyla @eddiebrock @softbromley @alexisrosemullens @sheisraging @unrulygingerlesbian @dindjarins @hawkaye @sorenserotonin
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thefencertf2 · 3 months
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THE FENCER - KENNEDY ROSWELL
see her design art here
her character sheet and info on Unvale is here
Google doc with literally all her lore and some backstory fics
Callsign : The Fencer Name : Kennedy Amelia Roswell ( named after Amelia Earhart ) Age : 23 during the events of the game, 26 or 27 in the comics. Female She/Her Ambidextrous
Heteromantic, Asexual
Nationality : Argentinian Languages : English, Spanish Personality : Dramatic flair, competitive, sassy, loyal Character Description : Kennedy has a movement that is almost like a dance, smooth and chic. She’s got a good sense of fashion, and humour. She’s got an extensive vocabulary and is intensely competitive but mostly a good sport. She has a good amount of sass and sarcasm to her name. She is also incredibly loyal, but intensely paranoid as well. She is flirtatious by accident. Kennedy has a pet ferret named Acero. Were-form: Coyote
SHIP NAMES:
Speed Duel ( Kennedy x Scout )
maybe more idk if I'm gonna ship different colours with different characters but probably just scout i love him so mucj
Kennedy started a fencing club with the mercs. The other members so far are Demo, Spy, and Medic. She is the best, then Spy, then Demo, and lastly Medic, who is far too eager. He likely wants to use any excuse he can to get at their organs.
Kennedy and Pauling are girl besties, in most Kennedy universes Pauling is dating Bidwell who i also headcanon as one of Scout's brothers.
Kennedy is known to call Scout tonto a lot, which means silly in Spanish. She has quite a crush on him, and is known to be a little flustered around him. She’s also teaching Scout Spanish, not that it’s working very well, considering he can’t read English anyways.  In @mothnem’s AU where Scout has a stepsister named Yvette ( the daughter of Spy and the current Spy of the team ), Kennedy and Yvette are good friends, and Yvette helps Scout look nice for date nights.  Kennedy’s taste in music consists mostly of the Who and Janis Joplin, with her favourites being My Generation and Down On Me.
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patheticlittlemen · 1 year
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WORK WIFE
[Edward Nashton x Male Reader]
Chapter 6- Do They Deserve a Chance?
Words: 1692
Warnings: None
You’re barely awake when you hear your phone vibrate. The light of your phone is bright and you squint, reading the notification.
Edward: Do you want to go to the pet store with me?
You rub your eyes and yawn, trying to remember how to put words together. Normally you prefer to sleep in on the weekends but it seems like that won’t be the case today. Amaia had invited you to lunch with her, Olivia, Jocelyn, and Estelle but you’d take any chance to hang out with Edward.
Y/N: I’m going to lunch with some people but we can go after
Edward: That works.
You and Edward decide that he will pick you up from the restaurant and go to the pet store from there.
Y/N: Why do you want to go btw?
Edward: I need to look at cages.
Not bothering to ask any more questions, you get up and take a shower. The warm water helps you wake up and you get dressed, making a cup of coffee and sitting down to watch TV until Olivia picks you up.
Eventually, Olivia arrives and brings you to the restaurant where the other girls are already there. The normal anxiety fills you but you try to suppress it. It’s the same as when you went out with them that one Friday, but this time you don’t have alcohol to calm your nerves. Praying that you’ll be able to relax eventually, you coach yourself through your reactions and participation in the conversation.
Luckily you are able to calm yourself and before you know it, Edward sends you a text saying he was there. You had mentioned hanging out with Edward after lunch, and of course, Olivia teased you for it. The girls all agreed with Olivia, insisting that Edward definitely had feelings for you. You just laughed nervously when they said that, quickly changing the subject.
Saying goodbye to everyone, you step outside and see Edward parked by the door. He waves to you and you get in his car, beginning the usual “how are you” conversation.
Edward still doesn’t address the conversation from Monday, but you don’t mind. You’re not sure what you would even say if he did. Instead, you settle into talking about work with him, discussing what he’s been doing and complaining about your shitty boss. Finally, you reach the pet store and you’re a bit excited. It had been a while since you had been in one and you want to see the critters they have. You quickly walk inside, Edward following. The first thing you do is make a beeline to where the animals are, looking at all the hamsters. 
“I feel so bad for all the animals locked up in here. Bred to live in cages, to sit pretty until they get adopted or die. They never had a chance.” You say sadly, looking at the ferrets.
“Do they deserve a chance?” Edward asks quietly.
“Of course they do.” You turn to him, confused. “Everyone deserves a chance. You, me, every living thing on this earth deserves it. Whether or not they get a chance isn’t up to us, but I think everyone should.” 
Edward looks a little sad at that. You can see tears forming in his eyes but he coughs and abruptly walks away before you can say anything further. You’re a bit concerned but brush it off and make your way to the cat room. 
What feels like a few minutes but was probably closer to half an hour later, you hear footsteps behind you.
“You ready to-“ Edward is cut off when he sees you kneeling on the floor, sobbing.
“Wh- are you okay? Y/N?” Edward squats down and touches your shoulder.
“They are just so so perfect. They are babies and did nothing wrong. They deserve good homes and good food and good people…I just want them to be happy.” You blubber, feeling overwhelmed. Edward looks stunned, opening his mouth to say something but changes his mind. Instead, he sits next to you on the floor and you bury your head into his shoulder, still crying. You sit like that for a minute before managing to stop your sobs and standing up. You offer a hand to Edward, who accepts it and you pull him up.
“Are you alright?” He says, gently placing a hand on your shoulder.
“Yeah, sorry about that. My cat died a couple months ago so I’m a bit sensitive about animals. I still have all his old stuff in the back of my closet.” You say, wiping the tears from your face.
“I’m so sorry Y/N,” Edwards says and you nod. 
“Thank you. Are you ready to go?” You ask.
“Yeah, if you are,” Edward says and you nod, leading the way to the exit and walking to Edward’s car.
Edward’s phone connects to the radio and he starts talking excitedly about the first song that plays, explaining the meaning and the history of the band. You’re genuinely interested in what he’s saying, listening attentively and reacting in real-time, unlike many other conversations with other people. After Edward’s done explaining, you sit in silence for a little bit, fidgeting with your hands in your lap. You start to yawn and bring one hand up to cover your mouth, conveniently right as Edward was reaching for it. Instead, his hand falls on your thigh and when you look over at him, he looks embarrassed. For a second it seems like he is going to pull it away but commits to the action and ever so slightly tightens his grasp. 
“Oh, I forgot to ask if you want me to drop you off.” Edward says after a while, breaking the silence.
“I mean we can hang out longer if you want.” You say, hoping he does.
“Sure, we can watch a movie at my apartment or something.” 
“Sounds good.”
Eventually, you pull into his apartment complex and make your way up to his apartment, glad that the second time you’re here you’re not incredibly intoxicated. Edward unlocks the door and leads you in, noticing that it’s a bit messier than last time.
“Oh, sorry. I forgot to clean up.” Edward winces a bit and you just shake your head.
“Nah, I totally get it. I need to clean too.” Edward seems a bit comforted at the statement and you take a seat on the couch. It takes both of you a minute to decide what movie to watch, but  eventually settle on an old sci-fi movie.
“Do you always keep it this cold, Edward?” You ask after a few minutes, wrapping the blanket around yourself.
“Oh, I forgot to pay my heating bill. It has been quite cold, I’m sorry.”
“I’m more concerned about you, aren’t you cold?”
“A little. It’s fine though.” Edward shrugs. You pull the blanket off one shoulder and hold an arm out, offering some to Edward. He starts to say no when you raise your eyebrows, silently insisting. He sighs and scoots closer to you, letting you lay the blanket across his shoulders.
“Thanks, Y/N.” He says, pulling it further around him. You smile at him and turn back to the TV. 
A little bit of time passes and you decide to lay your head on Edward’s shoulder. Despite never having done it before, the movement feels so natural. Edward tenses a little at the sudden contact but doesn’t react otherwise. After a few seconds, his hand slowly reaches over to grab yours. His movement is hesitant so you take action and slide your hand into his. 
The rest of the movie continues and you’re fighting sleep most of the time. Edward is so warm and you could feel your eyes fluttering shut, but before you actually fall asleep Edward speaks.
“That was a good movie.” He comments. You didn’t even realize that the movie ended but raise your head up, trying to blink away the sleepiness.
“Yeah, I liked it.” You turn to Edward and smile, seeing his face flush a little bit. You squeeze his hand once before letting go and stretching your arms out. The blanket slips off as you do and the cold air immediately hits, causing goosebumps. Quickly pulling the blanket back around your self, you cuddle up next to Edward.
“Dude, it’s so cold. How do you handle this?”
“I just wear a lot of layers.” He says, slowly reaching his arm around your shoulder. You try and gather as much of his warmth as possible before your eyelids become heavy again.
“Ugh, I should probably leave soon. I’m about to fall asleep.” You say, pulling away from Edward and starting to take off the blanket before he stops you.
“Stay here, I’ll get you a jacket.” He stands up and wraps the blanket around you, disappearing into his room and coming back with a black hoodie. You gladly put it on and are immediately surrounded by the smell of Edward’s cologne. Finally dragging yourself off the couch and putting your shoes on, Edward is waiting at the door. 
You make your way outside and in Edward’s car, where it is a bit cold but not nearly as much as it was in his apartment. As he pulls out of his parking lot, you reach your hand out and he gladly takes it. The action has become so familiar but the butterflies in your stomach never seem to disappear.
“Here, let me-” When Edward pulls up to the front of your apartment complex, you start to take off his sweatshirt but he stops you.
“That’s alright, you keep it.” 
“Oh, okay.” You say, surprised. Unbuckling your seatbelt and opening the door, you smile and wave to Edward before turning and going into your apartment. 
Today was so much better than you could have expected, every day with Edward feels more unreal. You’re too nervous to really make a move, for no real reason, as Edward has been reciprocating all of your actions. Something still holds you back, but you hope you will get the chance to at least say something soon.
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fernforest16 · 9 months
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(Very long work story ft. the corgi police) So I started working in a pet store this week and I know all retail jobs get you to meet interesting people but few can reach the heights of Dedicated Animal People. But my manager is the most batshit of any of them and i love her for it. She once handed her now-fiancé a pair of bull testicles that she cut off HERSELF to prove that she won against him in a cattle-raising competition. She’s a farm girl and she’s metal. And importantly for this story, she breeds corgis. And not as a hobby, as a way of life. She can pick out bad breeding just from the angle of a corgi’s hips. She makes people who buy her puppies ho through 40 PAGES of paperwork so she can sue them if they do Anything Wrong To Her Dog.
Now this guy came in today looking for a tag for “his dog.” Normal. But then he started talking about how he just kind of Found a corgi running around, the ASPCA couldn’t find a chip, no collar, the dog had been out for about 3 days, he had posted a picture on a few lost pet sites and no responses. He showed us a picture of the dog and my manager went “oh my gosh I breed corgis and that looks EXACTLY like my friend’s dog Tater. I better go call her.” So she went out and called and said her friend was actually out of town and needed to call her husband, so could she have Corgi Finder’s number just in case, and the picture of him with the dog? And meanwhile the guy started talking about how if he kept the dog and didn’t neuter it, he could stud it out once or twice. After a while of chatting he left.
Then my manager turns to me and my coworker and Seethes about the nerve of this guy bc there is No Way he just Found such a perfectly bred corgi, people steal them all the time, something was wrong. She checked where he said he’d uploaded a lost pet ask, and found nothing. So when she said the dog looked just like one she knew, that was a barefaced lie. And her friend was not missing a dog. She didn’t even call her friend. But she got a picture of this guy with the dog, his number, and also at some point a picture of his work keys so she knows where to find him. And she’s going to contact every corgi breeder within 50 miles (and oh boy she knows all of them) to see if they’re missing a prize dog.
This man is going to rot in hell. Forget bull testicles, he’s going to get his own balls placed in his hands. She is going to rip him apart with her teeth. She will drag him to court. She will help sue him onto the streets. And she will look adorable the whole time because that is how she is. This guy fucking stepped into the station of the Appalachian Corgi Police and I would almost feel bad for him if he wasn’t fucking stealing people’s dogs to misuse and mistreat.
Anyway as you can probably tell I’m enjoying my job. The kittens and ferrets are also nice.
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vel-hell-ael31 · 10 months
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First chapter. My native language is not English. I am translating it with Google Translate, I am very sorry if something is misspelled.
────❝𝐒𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫❞───
I wake up in my comfortable and warm bed tired. I hadn't been able to rest much, since I went to bed late because I didn't realize what time it was and I ended up drawing at my desk until 2 in the morning, and that thing about having to wake up at six in the morning to Getting to the Institute at a good time... It didn't help, I only slept 4 hours... As always.
I get up, to immediately feel three more pesos in my bed. They were my cat Freya, my ferret Tlaloc and my dog ​​Calupoh Anubis. They were demanding their breakfast from me, so with great regret I got out of bed to go downstairs and go to the kitchen. I tossed all three of them some food into their respective bowls. Seeing that they were already satisfied, I turn on the coffee maker and put two pieces of toast to heat up.
Meanwhile, I went back up to my room to get dressed, I put on something comfortable, like every day. Several people call me "Perfect Bum" or "Perfect Style". Anyway. Many people, many opinions which are worth embarrassing me
*CHING*
The mini oven rang indicating that the toasts were ready, the coffee for sure too. I quickly finished dressing and put on my necklaces, earrings and rings, I also checked that my piercings were well placed. I put on my old vans with some paint on them and almost fell down the stairs with my pets behind me.
Breakfast calmly, it was still very early, he started classes at 7:45. It was barely 6:10.
Once I finished my toast and the empty coffee cup, I left everything in the sink, I'll clean it up when I get back from school. I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and went to the exit where I grabbed the straps and my jacket, it was early November, which means cold and rain (and maybe snow), to get closer to the door.
-Guys! Come on. Walk time -I yelled not too loud to hear the herd of pets.
I put my little Tlaloc in a special bag that I had woven for him, my girl Freya, who was always tucked into the hat of my sweatshirt, I put a kind of jacket that I had also made for her, and I put Anubis on my big one. kind of a dog scarf, glad i went to those crochet classes with my old neighbor.
Once everyone is ready, with their straps on and in their positions, we go out into the cold outside for a walk around the area.
Anubis relieved himself, the other two did not want to go down, it was too cold. So once the great cannon's needs were relieved, we made a beeline for home.
I put enough food for them so they won't go hungry until 4. I get back from school, open the backyard door for Anubis and say goodbye to them. It was already 7:00.
-Hey guys. See you in 9 hours -I yelled slightly into the air, I grabbed my skateboard that was next to the entrance and locked the door, before joining the road, I put my headphones on with the random playlist.
A few strides were enough for me to have a great momentum, from a jump I mounted to the skate, I pushed myself a few more times, and rolling I went to the Institute.
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Good news. I arrived at the perfect time, it was barely 7:30 when I stepped onto the sidewalk in front of the institute.
There are several groups there, there are the typical athletes, then the pretty girls who are quite posh, further on in a cloud of smoke are burned lungs. But among all that crowd I find my two friends, Arthur D'Oyly and Isabella Ruíz.
The two best people you can find in this Institute. Isabella is my friend since we met in kindergarten. Later, in 2nd grade, we were joined by Arthur, who fit in very well with us. Since then we have never been apart.
—Heeey. What's up, greñas? -Isa greeted me jokingly while she looked at my hair. Shit, that's what I forgot...
—Don't you have a comb at home? I know that with the curls it is not necessary. But man, looks like you've got a family of birds up there. Don't you have Tlaloc in there? -The funny Arthur finished off, who high-fived Isabella.
—Oh yeah, leave me, okay? She had to get the gang out before she came. I didn't remember or give me time, besides... How many times do you remind me of a decent hairstyle? -I complained as I rested my arm on Arthur's shoulder, who was slightly shorter than me, enough to be comfortable in that position.
—Since elementary school graduation? - Isa doubted
—Correct, 5 points for Hufflepuff. -I replied.
—Hey guys, here it comes - Arth warned as he looked back, pointing with his gaze at a white van that was coming excessively fast with the music at full volume.
—Let's see what garbage cans he throws away today -Arthur and I said at the same time, to later look at each other and let the three of us laugh lightly.
Indeed, that van, as always, arrived quickly and then the crazy driver did not stop in time, thus running over the garbage cans.
It got closer and closer, and the speed was practically the same, this time I shot four dribbles out of six, almost a full.
—Okay... I think it's time to go in if we want to make it to the box office alive. -I expressed without seeing the boy who almost fell out of the vehicle, I didn't care either.
—Ok, go on. Let's go -Isa said, placing herself between Arthur and me, grabbing an arm of each one. We looked like three old ladies with linked arms.
Our lockers, thanks to whoever, were pretty close to our starting class. Mine and Arthur's were next to each other, but Isabella's was two beyond mine.
I opened the locker, put my skateboard in and took out the books I need for first and second class.
—Hey. What class do we have now? -Isa asked me while she looked in the mirror and fixed her hair, once ready, she pulled my arm and began to try to fix my bird's nest a bit.
—Well... -I thought while looking for the schedule on my mobile -We have Language and Literature, then your favorite, Technology and before the break we have History.
—Chachi. Done, look how handsome you look -She said cheerfully as she turned me towards the mirror that was inside her locker. And she was right. You can't even tell that I don't comb my hair.
—Thank you- i said as i gave him a light hug.
—Do not eat in front of the poor. Come on, you know how Mrs. Brittany gets if we're late. -Said Arthur with crossed arms looking at his watch.
—Owww the little one got jealous, come into my armsss -I said extending my arms and opening and closing my hands. After thinking about it for a few seconds he hugged me. -Go ahead, now to class. -I said cutting the red
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The language and literature class passed us by as slowly as ever, plus the monotonous voice of the teacher and the subject she is explaining doesn't help at all.
Once the language class finished, we had to go down to the "basement" of the Institute. Where was the Technology Room. It was a large classroom with many computers and tablets. Then, in a somewhat secluded area, there were work tables and next to them, materials and tools for treating wood and metal.
Honestly, it was one of our favorite classes. I loved when the teacher let us invent what we wanted with wood. Last time, I made a ring box for Arthur, and an earring holder for Isabella.
Today's class wasn't as entertaining as it usually is. We only gave the binary numbers, the teacher said that from time to time she should teach us theory. I found it quite easy to understand the binary code.
Finally, 3rd hour, after this we could go to the cafeteria for a skewer. Being in the 4th grade of secondary school was quite exhausting, I don't even want to imagine when we get to high school.
History class was always one of my favorites, after Art, Technology and cooking of course.
Today we did not give anything relevant, the teacher ordered us to place ourselves in groups to do the typical work on a relevant character in the story, we three place ourselves, as always. After having the groups, we went up to the laptop classroom, to be able to start the work.
Although we really have a great time, we always choose the most hidden and secluded laptop to be able to play all the time. We do the work in my house with background music and more tranquility.
Finally, the recess had arrived. The troops were already roaring violently at Arthur, I thought he would agree to cannibalism and eat us in the middle of the class. But he controlled himself.
Today for those who did not bring their food from home (Like me and Arthur), the menu was some vegetables with chicken, an apple and a small carton of pineapple juice. It wasn't my favorite dish but after all, food is food
We went down the stairs, since we had gone up to the third floor and the cafeteria was on the first floor near the exit.
But before we could even get to the door of said place, the loudspeakers heard:
—Mr. Anthonyson, go to the director's office. Aex- Axel Anthonyson, to the principal's office. -Sounded on the speakers Instantly several people in the hall who knew me began to look at me, which made me quite uncomfortable, but I ignored them as usual.
—Let us join you -Isa told me giving me a pat on the back
—Nono, stop, go to the cafeteria and get a good table. And please, feed Arthur now or he's going to hunt a freshman for a roast. I'll catch up with you later. - I told them both. Arthur did not hesitate to take the path towards the cafeteria again, but not before saying a light "See you later"
—Okay, bye, see you there. -She said goodbye to the female, to catch up running slightly to the contrary.
I'm hungry but... they need me somewhere else.
Lazily but somewhat quickly I began to walk to the area of ​​the first year of secondary school and in other stairs I went up to the 2nd floor. I have always said, the Institute is badly done, why so many turns to get to the Director? Not that he was the president, although sometimes it seems so...
I arrived and everything was already hurting, I got my breath back and calmed my breathing before knocking on the door.
—Go ahead- I heard inside the office. So I slowly opened the door and went inside.
There was the Director sitting behind the desk, to the right of him was my Art teacher and also our tutor this year, Mr. Franklin. In front of them, there was a brown-haired boy sitting on one of the chairs, he looked like a dog with his tail between his legs, surely he's scared shitless.
—Take a seat Ax- Franklin told me kindly. I've been his favorite student since I stepped foot in this institute, that's why he always treats me well.
I listened to what he told me and sat next to the boy, I didn't see his face, but I could feel his gaze on me.
—What do you need Director, Mr. Franklin? -I asked kindly with curiosity, although I think he gave me an idea of ​​what they wanted from me.
—You see... Axel. This guy to your left is Greg Heffley. He goes to first grade. But his grades have started to drop slightly compared to the first term, as well as getting into big trouble with a boy from his class... We need you to tutor him. -Said the Director bluntly
-What I that to whom of what?
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TD All'n'Awful - "Even Bigger Sleep - part 1"
Pre-challenge
First shot we see are the two trailers. One has males from both Explosive Eagles and Ferocious Ferrets, while the other has females from both theese teams.
We get the glance inside the male one, where Geoff, Scott, Ripper and Bowie from Explosive Eagles, and Tyler, Harold, Sam and Zee from Ferocious Ferrets are sleeping.
In the female one, there are Katie, Courtney, Blainley, Dawn and Nichelle from Explosive Eagles, and Leshawna, Sierra, Zoey, Scary Girl and Priya are.
Well, something is off, but I can't put my finger on it...
Anyway, the camera shows the face of Scary Girl, who is sleeping on the lower bed.
Her pet skull is next to her head.
Her eyes open instantly, in a clasic „jumpscare-like” way.
Camera changes a different perspective, showing Dawn, standing next to Dawn's bed,
awake.
Dawn:
Nightmares?
Scary Girl:
Hey, that's pretty cool!
Dawn: Caught off-guard and Confused
What?
Scary Girl:
The only thing you are missing is fitting design!
Zoey: Lying in her bed, awoken by them
Guys, If you wanna talk in this hour, do it outside.
Scary Girl:
Oh? Did we wake you up?
I can make it so you never ever wake up!
Zoey:
Umm... No thanks?
Dawn:
Yeah, let's go outside.
Scary Girl instantly stands up from her bed, fully clothed, and grabs her pet skull.
She and Dawn get outsde.
Dawn:
So... What did you mean when you said that I needed a fitting design?
Scary Girl:
We are gonna take care of that someday else.
Now I have a pretty cool idea...
Camera moves to the 2 Cabins. One For Deadly Deer, and 2nd for Aggressive Ants.
We first focus on the Deadly Deer one.
Inside the male room, there are Justin, DJ, Owen, B and Raj, all sleeping.
Inside the female room, there are Sadie, Jo and Millie...
Something is wrong, but I can't put my finger on it...
We then move the outside of Aggressive Ants' Cabin.
= Izzy's Confessional =
Izzy:
You know what's best in my team?
I HAVE A WHOLE ROOM FOR MYSELF!
= End of the Confessional =
We are then shown the inside of the Guy's part of the Cabin. We hear loud random noises from Izzy's side, and everyone is awake, except Ezekiel.
Duncan:
Somebody has to go there, and shut her up.
Brick:
No way! She is gonna kill us!
Lightning:
Lighning needs his 8 hours of sleep!
Trent:
Then go to her.
Lightning:
I ain't afraid of no spider!
Lightning goes outside the room. The rest wait in suspense until they hear something.
Lightning: from the other room
Hey! Listen there you- AAAAAAAAAAA
Multiple hitting and Banging sounds
We get a glance at the boy's worried faces (Ezekiel is still asleep)
But after a few moments, Lightning barely returns.
Just as he enters the room, he falls on the floor.
Lightning:
I'm sha-faliure!
And he either loses conciousness or falls asleep, lying on the floor.
One final glance at others' worried faces.
We then move into Cruel Crows' Mansion. First we see where the girls sleep, where Beth, Lindsay, Gwen and Julia are sleeping. After that we go to guys room, where Noah, Mike, Caleb and Wayne are asleep.
We focus on Mike, before going into a transition inside Mike's brain.
Not-real Mike is sitting there, on a not-real rock, eating not-real popcorn. There is a cloud in front of him, which he watches. It's a dream cloud.
In the dream, in-dream Mike and in-dream Zoey are in a small, in-dream woodhouse, in the in-dream forest. It's raining outside in-dream.
They are eating something, talking (muted), and just when they are about to kiss...
a in-dream Lightning strikes, and in-dream Mal apears behind in-dream Mike.
Not-real Mike get's scared, and falls behind from the not-real Rock.
We get out of the Mike's head, to see him, wake up with cold sweat.
He looks around the room, and sees where he is.
Mike:
Man, I need a glass of water.
Mike walks out of the room, and into the kitchen, to see Dakota, sleeping sitting on the floor of the kitchen.
He tries moving through her very carefully, to not wake her up.
Camera then moves to Bloody Beavers, who are in the forest. Everyone are asleep, except for Cameron, who is standing there, looking around.
Cameron:
About 15 more minutes, and It's gonna be MK's shift.
Great!
And no monsters in the horison!
He is quite glad.
Until he hears giggling in somewhere in the forest.
The giggling seems to be repeating and echoing around him.
Then, a skull with makeup apears in front of him. He is clearly stressed out, and starts backing off, until he bumps his back onto someone.
Camera zooms out to show that it's Dawn.
Dawn:
HI!
Cameron: Clearly relieved.
Oh, thank god it's you.
Then we see Scary Girl, coming out of the forest towards them.
Scary Girl:
You ruined it!
Dawn:
Oh? Sorry?
Cameron:
It was you?
Wait... Are you the one who gave us the meat?
Scary Girl:
What meat?
Cameron points at the empty bloody bag from the preious episode.
Scary Girl:
No... Which contestant's blood it is?
Cameron:
Oh! It wasn't a contestant. It was deer meat.
Dawn got closer to the bag
Dawn:
Poor thing... I can feel the life this blood carried.
Cameron:
Well, someone else already killed it, and left us this bag with just the meat, so there was nothing stopping us from eating it, since it was... well... dead.
Scary Girl:
Maybe let's look around for the corpse of that deer?
Dawn:
Maybe let's not.
Cameron:
I can't anyway. I have to be here, and do my shift.
Scary Girl:
You guys are no fun. Fine! I will look... myself.
She picked up her skull and went back to the forest with her, hopping around.
La la la la la la...
Dawn:
I better get back to my trailer, and catch some sleep...
See you during the challenge.
She walks into the forest.
Cameron:
Bye!
But he gets scared by the last giggle from Scary Girl.
Camera zooms out, and we see the entire island.
Fast forward effect, until 7am.
We then see the inside of the controll room.
Chris turns on the mic, puts on the air-horn, and in front of that, a megaphone. He presses the air-horn, waking everyone up.
Chris then speaks through the microphone.
Chris:
Rise and shine campers! I want to see every team, outside, in 5 minutes.
Camera goes to outside the Cabins. Few contestants come out of trailers.
Mildred:
Not only we were sleeping on paper thin matresses, Now Chris wakes us in 7am!
I need my Half-fat, no-foam latte steamed to 102 heat
Geoff:
Yeah, How are you gonna get that?
Mildred:
That's it! We are gonna win today's challenge and get the mansion! At any cost!
Cut to all teams standing grouped in front of the cabins, and by that, I mean the center of the campground. Chris arrives.
Chris:
Okay, let's make a small check before the challenge. Let's start with out previous winners: Cruel Crows! I see that everyone is well rested... Maybe with one exception...
It's true, and the exception is dakota
= Mike's Confessional =
Mike:
Well, It might sound weird at first, but Dakota asked me to do a confession for her.
Y'know... cause she won't fit in here.
She wanted to just say that
He takes out a note, and make an „Ekhem” sound
„Don't worry, a good Latte will put me right on my feet”
Man, She really need a better way to sleep.
= End of the Confessional =
Chris:
Moving to Deadly Deer... You guys seem fine...
And now... Aggressive Ants, what happened?
While Deadly Deer look perectly fine, most of Aggressive Ants look half dead.
Damien: Points at Izzy
This thing over there, was doing only God knows what for almost the most of the night. We got like 3-4 hours of sleep man... Well, someone there seems to have been lucky.
Glances at Ezekiel
= Ezekiel's Confessional =
Ezekiel:
I live on a farm, eh?
I had to get used to a lot of noise.
That's why I always carry theese!
Shows his earplugs to the camera.
= End of the Confessional =
Chris:
Explosive Eagles and Ferrocious Ferrets, you guys seem fine too...
And let's see how the night in the forest treated Bloody Beavers...
We take a glance at Bloody Beavers, who look suprisingly fine... Except Bridgette.
Chris:
Suprisingly well! Did none of the forest creatures attack you at night?
Heather:
We had Eva. Nothing that wanted to live would aproach us.
Eva:
You are welcome.
Bridgette:
When are we gonna eat? I'm starving here.
Chris:
Did you already forget? The worst team will have to serve the food themselves, from the forest, until other team will replace them as the new worst team.
BUT! I will be nice enough to serve all of you a breakfast, after you all wake up.
And for that, I have a challenge. To raise your blood flow, everyone has to do a mandatory 20km run around the lake.
So you guys better run, If you wanna eat something.
Challenge 1 – the run around the lake.
So there are some groans, but everyone runs or walks away.
= Sierra's Confessional =
Sierra:
I wonder how many people remember the order of challenges.
Like today is gonna be insominatron, where they were running around the lake, like we are doing today. After that will be big, wonderful breakfast, like in the original episode. And after that, will be the insominatron itself.
If I had to guess the people who will know that, I would say... Priya... and maybe Trent or Eva. And I m not suprised that not many out of them remembers. In their place, I would wanna erase theese awful memories out of my mind ASAP. Wait... I am in their place right now... Doesn't matter.
What matters is that i should be running right now, and not wasting time here...
Well, it's better for me to just walk, and not get tired, cause y'know...
= End of the Confessional =
The camera shows Eva running, and we hear a familiar voice behind her.
Heather:
Eva! Wait!
Eva stops, and sees her entire team running up to her.
Heather:
Okay, everyone here? Great. We have to stick together, and we have to finish this race as group. Let's start slowly at first, to save up energy for the finish.
Eva:
Why do I have to stick to you guys?
Heather:
So we have SOME people who might not even survive simply walking 20 kilometers.
She points behind her at Staci, Cameron and MK
I'm pretty sure that we have to get the whole team across, so our team will finish the race, as the last person finishes. We can't risk only one person losing us the challenge, so if we stick together, we will know, when someone will need our help and not fall behind.
Cameron:
Well, I could use some help, later on the race... I don't think that this body will handle this long of a distance.
Staci:
Wasn't this challenge like... a reward challenge?
Heather:
Maybe... But we still can't leave people behind, and risk losing again.
Staci:
Okay, now Imagine this...
Ton of other contestants, who will be way faster than us, get to the finish line.
Chris welcomes them: „Congrats, here is the reward”, and shows them the breakfast he promised. The first thing a tired of sprinting full lenght around the lake, hungry contestant will do uppon seeing the breakfast, is to eat it. And if we move with the whole group as in your idea, even if we will be far from the last, noone from our group will get to even see the breakfast if it isn't big.
MK:
Or you could shorten it to: „Faster people than us will eat all the food and leave nothing for us”
Heather:
Well... I guess you guys are correct...
Oh! New idea!
Eva will rush to complete the race, save some part of food for us, and wait there, while the rest of the group will go according to my plan.
Eva:
THEN WHY DID YOU STOP ME?! I could be far away already.
Heather:
Okay. Sorry. I made a mistake, and I will admit it.
Now go, and save us some food for us.
Eva:
… Okay.
And she continues the race.
Heather:
Anyone opposed going in a group?
No one is opposed.
Heather:
Okay, let's go then.
The group starts with a slower jog.
= Heather's Confessional =
Heather:
Okay. No one likes me here, and I get it.
That's why we can't lose much, because I would be extra vulnerable.
I also shouldn't be a complete asshole, I don't wanna make my shitty situation into a bloody diarrhea.
= End of the Confessional =
Camera then goes to the runners, who are in the first place. This includes people like Jo, Lightning, Wayne and Raj... And Dakota, who is just walking.
Jo is clearly upset from this fact, and thinks for a minute, before talking to Dakota.
Jo:
Hey, Dakota! How do you think Sam is doing?
Dakota:
Huh? What do you mean?
Jo:
It's sam, he won't be able to do a 20km run. You should go back, and help him.
Dakota:
You are right!
Dakota turns, and starts walking back. Jo is clearly glad of her plan.
We get to the contestants who are dead last in the race. Gwen, Noah, Trent and Duncan. They don't seem to care, and are just walking...
Gwen:
What happened with your team? Did you pull an all-nighter or something?
Trent: Yawns
Izzy is the only female on our team, so she had an entire room for herself.
Noah:
That does sound like trouble. Feel ya.
Duncan:
Says someone who had the quiet mansion for the whole night.
Gwen:
What is that supposed to mean?
Duncan:
All I'm saying is that we at least have excuse for being slow. You guys just don't care about the reward, smugasses.
Noah:
1. It's made by chef.
2. I bet it's not worthy the 20 km run.
Duncan:
See? That's how smug people would think. But we are gonna be the ones who will win the mansion today.
Noah:
Yeah, with Izzy giving you all sleep deprivation, you have no chance at winning any challenge. You would have to get below 3rd place the day before to have any chance.
Trent:
Why?
Noah:
4th and 5th places would make Izzy sleep with girls from another team, making her not have a whole room for themselves. Or you guys could just get last and eliminate her.
Duncan: Starts running away from them
Yeah, no way dork! If we would lose, you would try eliminating me or something, but hell no! We are getting this mansion today!
Noah:
Seriously?
Trent:
Yeah, I better go too.
Gwen:
Well... That happened... Should we also start running?
Noah:
Nah
Camera then moves to another set of runners: Tyler, Harold, Leshawna and Sam.
Harold and Sam are barely holding on.
Leshawna:
Come on! The reward for this challenge is what Leshawna would kill for, and if we won't get it because of you, I indeed will.
Tyler:
Umm, Leshawna? I don't see Zee.
Leshawna:
He fell behind too? God dammit!
Sam: Breathes heavly, barely concious
Guys!
Huff
I don't think I can continue it for much longer...
But someone arrives from their front. The 4 of them stop.
Dakota:
Hey, Sam! Need help?
Sam: A smile apears on his face
Hi Dakota!
Puff
Dakota: Picks him up
Come on here...
Sam:
Thanks.
Leshawna: Seems slightly annoyed
What do you think you are doing?
Dakota:
Look at him!
He can't hold on any longer.
Sam:
Hey Dakota... Umm... Scary Girl and Zee from my team fell behind. Mind if we both look for them?
Dakota:
Not a bit!
Tyler:
They you guys look for them, and then catch up with us, okay?
Nods and goes, in the opposite direction, holding Sam.
Leshawna and Tyler start running again, but Harold...
Leshawna:
Come on Harold!
Harold: Starts „running” behind them
I'm going, I'm going! But someone could pick me up for once.
Leshawna:
No time for that, sugar!
= Leshawna's Confessional =
Leshawna: Clearly upset
Yeah, what's up with that Dakota gal?
Not racing to help Sam? She is in a different team! Unless...
Hold up! If she went with Sam to look for theese two snails, she could just leave him in the forest and continue the race herself to make us lose! Why didn't I think of this earlier? Well, It's too late to do anything about it now.
= End of the Confessional =
Moving to another group: Katie, Sadie and Justin.
They are just walking. BFFFL's are chatting together (which slows the group quite a bit) and Justin is clearly annoyed by them.
Justin:
Hey, I have to do... something. You continue the race, okay?
Sadie:
Okay.
Justin then turns in the opposite direction, and walks back.
Katie:
What do you think he had to do?
Sadie:
I bet he needed to drink some water from the lake.
They both imagine a picture, of him, shirtless, getting the water from the lake in his hands, and drinking it, while winking at them.
Both: Having their heads in clouds
Ahhhh!
And then we turn our attention at Justin, who is walking back, away from them.
He then he meets Noah and Gwen.
Noah:
Justin...
Justin:
Noah...
Gwen:
Why are you here? I was sure that you'd be way further.
Justin:
No way! My Doctor reccomended me to not run more than 5 kilometers at once if I don't wanna risk an injury. And this body is best injury... free...
Gwen:
U-huh...
Justin: Starts walking along them
And I have to be honest, I preffer walk with you, than Katie and Sadie.
Noah:
I guess that you are right. They can be really annoying sometimes.
Justin:
I think that they are like that only when they are together. But they are both stronger when they are separated.
Like in the dodgeball challenge, where Katie and DJ eliminated Owen, Heather and Leshawna, almost getting themselves a point.
Gwen:
Yeah. Yesterday, If they were in one team, together, they would do nothing but just chat instead of doing actual work.
Noah:
Well, one of their weaknesses is that they crush on you Justin... Which gives me a question: Are you still focusing mainly on your looks?
Justin:
Yeah, Duh!
Noah:
Don't you think that it would be better for you to change your stategy a bit?
Justin: Slightly Confused
What do you mean? It worked quite well in 2nd season.
Noah:
Exactly. It „worked��� at first. But you were eliminated, because you didn't have anything besides it.
Not even mentioning the fact, that you were already outbeaten.
Justin: Slightly annoyed
Umm, what are you saying?
Noah:
Alejandro.
Justin: Lowers his head.
Maybe...
Noah, Gwen and Justin continue walking in silence.
We then get to see Scott, who is just sitting on a rock, Eva runs past him.
Mildred runs up to him.
Mildred:
What do you think you are doing?
Scott:
I was running for half of the track, and now I'm taking a break. What about it?
Mildred:
Oh, no you don't! We will win today's challenge! Get up!
She pushes Scott, and he falls.
Scott: Lying on the ground
Hey! What was that for?!
She grabs his arms, and drags him across the floor.
Scott:
Ahh c'mon.
Camera zooms out, showing the entire island, and we see sun move a bit, as we fast forward about an hour.
We focus on theese 3 again, but this time, as they enter the cafeteria, where everyone else already is, and finished the race. Everyone gives them a sorrow look.
Chris:
Okay, since now everyone is here, Who is hungry?!
The curtains open, showing huge high-class meal. Everyone is excited again.
Bridgette:
Praise the lord! I was starving!
We cut to the scene after everyone is full. Really full.
Well, with few exceptions.
Chris:
I think some people might start getting their wonderful memories return, because today is... INSOMINIATRON!
Multiple groans were raised at once. There was shock, regret, confusement, anger.
Heather:
Really? Wait... Yes it is! Oh god no!
Gwen: Turns to Duncan
And There go your chances for the mansion.
Sam: Confused
The what-tron?
Sierra:
If you fall asleep, you get eliminated. The entire running challenge and this breakfast
was supposed to make us tired.
= Sierra's Confessional =
Sierra:
During the breakfast, it was easy to notice who knew what was coming.
Unlike most of others, those who remembered Insominiatron, weren't taking as much food as they could, and overeating. From theese people there was: Me, Priya, Cody because I reminded him, Caleb... Who might just been on a diet with his body, I'm not sure, B, Courtney, Bowie and Zoey. I'm not sure on 100% of them, but that's close enough. Wish me luck!
= End of the Confessional =
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