Not that he needed the inspiration

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.  Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

And God said, “Like and subscribe, and remember to hit the notification bell to always be the first to know when we’ve raised another corpse!”

[Thank you @vaguely-concerned​ for the absolutely hilarious post that inspired Jod on Youtube]

I am thinking hard about Kiriona Gaia and how close the Divine Highness AU is to what John would actually have done if he’d found his only child before Commander Wake exited an airlock with her? We know he made her impermeable. We know he gave her titles and honors and spiffy clothes. Is there a reason he wouldn’t have had a ball in her honor? John, who loved Hollywood Hair Barbie, wouldn’t try to host a ball, like in Cinderella (the version with Brandy)? And the Third House would totally try to get with her. Harrow knew. Harrow knew Gideon and John, and Harrow knew.

I know canonically Jod has "the body of a history teacher" but reffering to him as an aging bisexual twink is much funnier and you can't make me stop . 😈😂

Who's this douchebag?

OH

Ianthe & Jod my babygirls

John, you wrapped your love up in chains and housed her in an icy tomb. You made your followers pray that she would sleep forever....yet you didn't even think to give her a weighted blanket? What is wrong with you

Sometimes God is just some annoying but charismatic guy who turned the Earth into a Barbie

I am certain in my bones that when Harrow was explaining to her Lord and Emperor that she is the result of a warcrime, behind John's true reaction of horror and depression there was a part of him thinking "Wow, holy shit, they did this I never thought of that I wonder what would happen if you tweaked the process just a little bit and..." It's a totally normal reaction for the brain John has, for the brain many of us in STEMy fields have. It's why Jod must die.

do you think John at any point considered how horrifying and traumatic it would be for harrow to be almost killed once a week minimum in his efforts to trick her into undoing the homebrew lobotomy. did he decide it would be worth the trauma if she could fight the resurrection beast and survive. or did he not care. or almost worse did it never even occur to him. does John really consider the actual human feelings of others any more or are they all just shadow people who populate His ruined and resurrected world?

None Planets with Left Grief

i haven't finished htn, but harrow was right, this scene was terrifying

I continue to have so many thoughts about John Gaius and Alecto. Way more than I have brains to write out but — it’s not just the power she gave him and the body he gave her. She was his cavalier. They took something from each other. We haven’t seen how or why yet. There’s so much we don’t know. I am so excited for the horrors of love.

Based on a shitpost by @paramoregf

The Emperor Undying, the Kindly Prince, Necroslut Prime.

You know I'm pretty sure this is going to turn out to be an anime thing, where the villain has this big plan to get to the super strong morally ambiguous at best Big Good but it becomes obvious in hindsight that they were never going to *win* even if the heroes hadn't stopped them. Like "the Monk who calls the True Name" is big enough but what the fuck are you supposed to do about "THE NECROLORD PRIME".