In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
And God said, “Like and subscribe, and remember to hit the notification bell to always be the first to know when we’ve raised another corpse!”
[Thank you @vaguely-concerned for the absolutely hilarious post that inspired Jod on Youtube]
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In any case, both she and Harrowhark turned up, gorgeously gowned in their Locked Tomb vestments, painted like living skulls, looking like douchebags.
Harrow dressing up for the dinner party, because I thought that’d be fun.
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Lady Abigail Pent and Magnus Quinn in celebration of their eleventh wedding anniversary present their compliments to the heir and cavalier primary of the Ninth House and request the honour of their company this evening.
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Another day, another zom encounter
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I had the best of intentions for your body
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Lab #14-8 Diversion. Procedural Chamber. Avulsion!
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When you’re fighting a baby lytor, an anemic nun & her childhood nemesis/girlfriend, and a skinny nerd just gave you turbo cancer.
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