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emelinstriker · 4 months

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Ah yes, new year, new favorite fandom AU blog overtaken by the talk of cannibalism after I've comfortably moved into the blog. (Happy New Year by the way!) I set up a nice little tent here and everything, and then the cannibalistic craze hit me like a tornado. I miss that days of fluff and my poor innocent Wukong and Macaque... (who am I kidding, those two were never innocent-)

But I guess we're doin' this. What’s every champion’s favorite part of the body? To eat, I mean. Like, do they like eating organs too? What about the bone marrow? Would they ever ask Red Son to experiment different ways to prepare it? I'm aware that liver can be dried into some pretty heart jerky and I've heard somewhere that you can turn bone marrow into a cake, but I'm not sure if that's true...

Sorry, I just saw all this cannibalism talk and I just wanna be involved, tee hee!…

(Happy New Year :D)

Fluff, yes. Innocent, no- hnhnfhnfhn

Also, the bone marrow immediately reminded me of my dog ngl- In which case, it could probably be seen as like yoghurt if you cut up the bone and use it like a cup/bowl. Like, my brother usually uses a spoon to feed our dog bone marrow, so I could definitely see it as a snack option.

Wouldn't be too farfetched to assume you can make a cake out of it, considering how it feels like when served cold. Though if it's an oven cake, then obviously some adjustments in the recipe would have to be made due to how wobbly and liquidy bone marrow gets. But making one out of fully bone marrow would be possible when at least kept cold in theory, I believe? Can't confirm due to me only ever ripping the pieces apart so my dog will actually eat it, soooo-

But they would absolutely try different types of recipes. Maybe even mix up human and demon meat for newer creations. And yes, they do also eat organs. Not all organs though because they do need some remains for the forest.

I'm imagining their favorite parts, or I guess least disgusting parts for some, would be...

Wukong: Limbs (Raw)

Macaque: Heart (Raw)

MK: Limbs (Raw)

Nezha: Liver (Cooked)

Red Son: Liver (Cooked)

Ao Lie: No preference

Considering how bad of an influence Wukong is, pretty sure MK is following with whatever his mentor eats too, tbh-

And I guess preferences might also change a bit depending on the meat- Like, if it's from a demon with the body of an animal someone may like eating more than another, then the favorite parts may differ-

#eternal servants au #esau qna #cw: cannibalism #typing out this at work rn and i love how my co-worker and i got into a discussion too #apparently eating not just brains- but also kidneys and intestines ain't recommended #and according to her- lungs just generally don't taste good #the funny is that she's vegan #us and another co-worker of ours are now joking about how this is probably why she became vegan jnhndhnfhngfnhnnh #we addin more reasons onto the list why our instructor can't trust us to be alone in a room #he already once walked in on us talking about ways to dispose of people #and ever since then he's been giving us this look of “:D i don't trust you three :D” lmao

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hatefulvirago · 10 months

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Girlfriends roommate made jello underberg shots and I got half of one down before gagging which apparently is the farthest anyones gotten yet

#it was vegan gelatin and the WORST texture #if you don’t know what underberg is u gotta google it… it’s so funny she made shots out of it

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fanfictionroxs · 1 year

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This guy left a standard animal hating comment and this was my reply.. I'm evolving 😎

#putting my vegaspete brainrot to good use!#mother are you proud of me?!#god i hope she never sees the shit i write 😂😂😂😂#vegan #anti-vegans #crack #vegan memes #funny #animal rights

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golden-morgue · 2 years

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Possibly unpopular Arcana HC: Valerius is a vegan. He’s a whole vegan even though he has no idea what “vegan” is. I mean, his diet is already 85% wine anyway.

#The arcana #valerius the arcana #valerius the arcana hc #Hc #the arcana headcanons #this is funny and came from a really shitty dream that I had #He tried to convince Nadia to go vegan over a dinner once #she was really confused #Lucio cut in with something like “vegan? I love Asian food”#long story short his critique was not well taken

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everythingsinred · 2 years

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pls just understand this: type one and type two diabetes are two entirely different illnesses (they are both called diabetes bc the disease was named before scientists fully understood the causes and illnesses properly). first, lumping them together under “diabetes” (as in the joke and also treating them like the same disease) can be very harmful! the confusion can result in misunderstandings at best (like my sister not being allowed to eat cookies at parties even tho. yes she can eat cookies.) and misdiagnoses at worst.

type 2 diabetes happens gradually and usually later in life, bc the insulin is overloaded into the bloodstream over time and the cells stop responding as much to it, which means the diabetic isnt getting energy despite eating it. it can be potentially reversible with great effort but it can still be dangerous. changing your diet and exercising more helps a lot but it can still be harmful especially early on before diagnosis.

VS type 1 diabetes is an auto-immune disease, usually diagnosed in childhood (hence why its sometimes referred to as “juvenile diabetes,” but bc it doesnt GO AWAY once ur an adult, that name is misleading), and it makes sufferers more susceptible to other illnesses. usually undiagnosed type 1 diabetics are severely underweight. basically your body is KILLING itself trying to destroy the insulin-producing beta cells bc it has been confused into considering them as enemies.

so associating sugar overload with diabetes is stupid bc 1. type 2 diabetes happens over a long period of time, not from one sundae or whatever! and can be actually a backhanded comment tbh and is used to shame ppl for eating sugary foods. and 2. u begin to have dangerous misconceptions about the diseases, particularly about type 1.

even doctors dont always understand the difference! my younger sister (dearest zoe), displayed all the obvious symptoms of type 1 and was severely underweight. my parents took her to the hospital and her pediatrician told my mom to try and fatten her up! my grandpa (a retired doctor from serbia) suspected that she could be diabetic and told my mom to get her tested and her pediatrician said theyd run the tests but that she probably wasnt diabetic (bc he was thinking of type TWO!!! TYPE TWO!!! shes so skinny how could she be diabetic??). my mom was literally making batches of fudge (!!!!!) to feed six-year old skinny zoe when she received the call that zoe probably had type 1 diabetes, with her pediatrician apologizing profusely.

we were lucky that our grandpa knew what type 1 was. other kids might not get a proper diagnosis bc for some reason not even doctors know all the info about these illnesses. (even tho theyre pretty common. ugh) zoe has had many issues with knowing more abt her illness than the doctors who are supposed to be treating her.

and in the us so many ppl die from diabetes (especially type 1) bc they RELY ON INSULIN TO LIVE (non-negotiable especially with type 1, even if you go on a “diet” so shut up about that) and when they run out because they cant afford it (even tho it is very cheap to produce and the inventor of synthetic insulin wanted it to be available to everyone) they fucking DIE, in their sleep or from ketoacidosis which is an incredibly painful condition.

so before you make a stupid fucking “DIABETES” joke try to consider all the people suffering from it and how often children are misdiagnosed. think about how my sister has literally every rando idiot telling HER how to manage HER disease when they dont know SHIT who make the same dumbass jokes you do. shut up with the diabetes jokes im gonna skin u

#my sister has been told by strangers the following:#1. to just throw her insulin pump away bc she has a 'drug dependency' and wont be diabetic anymore if she does so #2. that she cant have cake/cookies/dessert like the other kids bc shes diabetic EVEN THO THATS LITERALLY NOT TRUE #she just has to take insulin and then she can eat the cookie jfc #3. been told the other day in her dining hall that she should have chosen other food bc her meal looked sugary #the guy proceeded to mansplain her own illness to her despite the fact that hes an idiot who doesnt know shit abt diabetes #4. she has been witness to TOO many diabetes jokes where she has to awkwardly explain that SHES actually diabetic and that the jokes are #stupid and inaccurate (which they are) and also like arent even funny in the first place??#5. AND WORST OF ALL. for all the people judging her on how she handles her disease #or telling her how to manage it despite not knowing anything about it #NOBODY wants to accomodate her!!!!#nobody buy diet soda for her at parties but theyll buy vegan/diet accomodations for people who arent even ill #regular soda is a fast-acting carb #which means it can be dangerous for her to drink it even if she takes insulin (juice is also in this category)#so diet soda is best #AND YET zoe visits a friend or goes to a party and has to drink water when everyone else is drinking soda #which might seem like a small or unimportant thing but like fuck u?? why cant she have soda. buy her a small lil bottle! fuck you!#if ur gonna host a party and buy soda for everyone else why not for her too while ur at it??? if ur gonna accomodate the vegans and dieters #why not the LITERAL diabetic #no everyone would much rather tell her no than work WITH her #im very angry abt this actually my sister deserves better fuck everyone who doesnt take diabetes more seriously #ill kill u for joking abt it #im not gonna delete this i see way too many diabetes jokes on my own gd dash and maybe someone will actually read this #for zoe <3 dearest and beloved

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didderd · 2 years

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Big Inktober dump! (1/2)

(I’ll be splitting this into two posts, bc there are 8 drawings, and I don’t wanna shove them all into one post.)

I'm trying to do smaller and quicker drawings this year, and so far it's working! I'v already done way more than I'v ever done in previous Inktobers! There isn’t so much pressure this time.

I’m using this to draw my OCs, bc I don't draw them enough, so most of my Inktober pieces will be my OCs!

The mouse and cat in prompt 2 are mother and daughter (adopted ofc), and prompt 4 is a sea slug (hence him being a herbivore).

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niromeva · 1 year

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another oc-- her name is Vincenza (Pieta calls her Vinny), she’s 27 years old and from Bologna, Italy

#she loves animals #she tries to be vegan but pieta will prank her by claiming she got her vegan food but it actually has meat in it #and pieta thinks it's pretty funny #oc #ocs #my art

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sigmastolen · 2 years

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only in LA

#vegan parking #los angeles #california #the city she loves me #california knows how to party #well okay the full story is that there was a vegan food/goods street market nearby and visitors were allowed to park in this lot #which is normally only open for customers of the restaurant on the corner but it was too funny to pass up

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alyhollywood · 2 years

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My little trouble maker

She’s growing up so fast! And yes she loves kale, apple bits, watermelon squares, spinach leaves and is quite a crack up when I share lol.

Tilly time is the best 😻

#kitten #funny cats #silly chantilly #Tilly time #blue eyes #furbaby #trouble maker #here comes trouble #wibble wobble #cutie #precious when she sleeps #who really rescued who #adopt don’t shop #meant to be #vegan for the animals

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scarletanpan · 2 months

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Small thing idk if anyone heard abt the savory fig issue where a bakery was selling dunkin donuts and claiming they were gluten free and vegan, but god. The whole issue is awful but even worse is looking at the comments of anything talking about it bc whenever someone says 'this couldve killed someone this is so dangerous' at least three people go 'omg allergies cant kill u stop being dramatic' like huh? What? I fear for how ignorant people are like how have you never heard of anaphylactic shock. Allergies have varying severity, just bc that one kid you knew in middle school had a mild peanut allergy does not mean they all work that way. And even so. Why the fuck would anyone be okay with having an allergic reaction while trying to enjoy food they thought was safe??

And people were saying gluten won't harm you when celiac disease is an actively prevalent thing many people have to deal with. It can genuinely hospitalize or kill you, even if its just cross contamination. I'm just baffled. Even more annoying is people saying most ppl just eat vegan pastries bc they're health nuts and they don't 'need' them. Like hey fuck face, some people like to have a choice about what they put in their body. That's their business and some people find it safer to consume vegan pastries in general if they have other allergies. Like I'm well aware how many people are ignorant about food safety but oh my god. I'd be terrified to have any sort of food restrictions and trying to navigate eating out or buying any food because people are just so awful about respecting that. People really won't understand until they get someone killed, I just hate it

#text #rant #sorry ignore me here. i just got weirdly frustrated at ppl not understanding this #im not vegan and dont have food restrictions but so many ppl do for various reasons. worst case scenarios someone dies why take that chance #like once i had a gf customer and i had to make sure the cook changed his knives bc. hes like 60 he doesnt understand what gluten free is #like its not funny or cute to be ignorant. its dangerous and makes life harder for everyone who deals with that #and dont get me started on miss savory fig. someone who went to school with her said they were extensively trained on food restrictions #and she knows what shes doing. what an awful person.#anyways sorry im going back to my depression hole now

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always-a-slut-4-ghouls · 2 months

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So, I am hesitantly starting to believe that this new food is working for my cat. After the last time I tried to change his food I’ve been nervous. He used to be able to switch brands and types whenever, but he’s older now and has a pickier tummy, and I can’t trust what he decides to eat because the last time he was excited about a new food it turned out he was violently allergic (but luckily not in an anaphylactic shock way) yet he still ate it so fast and picked the new pieces out of the mix of new and old food because he loved the flavor so much 🤦‍♀️ I can’t trust what his reaction to new food when it comes to eagerness because he acts like those lactose intolerant people who still eat ice cream.

#emma posts #which is a slightly funny comparison because before I went vegan he was absolutely obsessed with cheese #I don’t have cheese in the house now so no cheese stealing for baby #for some reason he likes vegan butter though 🤨#still have to keep my eyes on that #but he has pretty much the same reaction to foods he’s allergic to as lactose intolerant people #which is not fun for either of us #the mess. the discomfort. we both hate those things for him #and now I’m nervous about introducing certain treats because he threw up from a senior formulation wet treat and still ate it #the vet was slightly judgmental towards iams as a brand when they found out that was the food he had an allergic reaction to #they were like ‘we recommend sticking to the ‘big three’ brands if you can’ and wasn’t really sounding judgmental towards me. but she was #judging the brand as a whole. I was like ‘woah. fr? iams was more expensive than his old stuff’ but she was even more judgy towards his old #food (again. not me. the brand) which is reasonable since it’s meow mix #you KNOW that shit is like cat junk food

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strange-wanderings · 4 months

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Had a dream that I had switched bodies with a friend's sister. This, of course, brought many problems, but the most stressful moment was when I had a bunch of people over for dinner, and several of them brought their own food to add to the group dinner, potluck style. Why was this a problem? The person I had switched bodies with is vegan, and this was not common knowledge among the people who came over, and there were several people who I didn't expect to respect that. I, however was determined to stay vegan as long as I was in her body, and keep animal products out of her kitchen out of respect for her. My mom tried to convince me to let it slide, because I had never decided to go vegan, but I held firm, using the excuse that suddenly re-introducing animal products into my (her?) diet was likely to make me feel sick. I was shouting into the crowd that this was a meat free kitchen, but few people, if any, acknowledged my protests.

#dreams #funny thing is #i'm pretty sure that this person lives with her non-vegan family #so she doesn't keep a meat free kitchen anyway #also i don't think dream me even wanted those people over for dinner #the crowd included many people i know from my childhood and do not talk to anymore

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brunetterightsactivist · 6 months

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Whenever I think of vegans I think of my friend who went vegan maybe like 4 years ago and she became VERY into animal rights and was constantly posting about it on Facebook and she would make snide comments if you ate meat in front of her fast forward 3 years and she started seeing a therapist and got diagnosed with bipolar disorder and started taking meds for it and now she stopped being insane on Facebook and actually eats dairy again sometimes

#she even said she’s thinking about eating meat again lol #not that this is all vegans but its just a funny story I thought I’d share

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ruler-of-turtle-kind · 1 year

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Me, 8 years old, watching Lord of The Rings for the first time: *sees a Ring Wraith*

Me then playing pretend: What if there was a Good One?

Me, 22 years old, listening to The Magnus Archives for the first time: *sees a whole number of Fear entities*

Me then daydreaming: What if there was a Good One?

Me, 23 years old, getting into Vampire: The Masquerade for the first time: *Sees the rules state that vampires are, without exception, Monsters and all will descend into horrid Beasts should they live long enough*

Me: What if-

#about me #funny #it's about the REDEMPTION #it's about being TRULY EVIL and CHOOSING NOT TO GIVE IN #it's about BEING BETTER than your nature #Anyway place your bets on how long it's going to take my player character to go from a God fearing Vegan Kindred #to a wicked Alleycat or Blood Leech diablrist #Actually... She has enough integrity that it'll take a long time #MY BACKUP CHARACTER ON THE OTHER HAND-

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illputdownmyrootswhenimdead · 1 year

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some people really do care about animals more than human beings huh

#transphobia //#in the tags #just stumbled upon a few vegan and ‘animal rights’ blogs ran by terfs #yall are so stupid #ranting about how animals are treated badly and then turning around and contributing to the destruction and erasure of trans people #is stupid!#literally saw one of them say she thought animals are more worthy of love than trans women like holy shit #dove talks #at least it was slightly funny when one of them had reblogged a post saying like. everyone you know is a terf. including your pets #our cats would never.

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bet-on-me-13 · 10 days

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Steph's Year of Recovery

So! Danny noticed that a new face had made it's way into town. Two new faces actually, an older lady known as Dr Leslie, and a girl about his age called Steph.

He first met them when he was at the hospital for one of his parents. They had stood too close to an explosion again, and he met them while he was in the waiting Area.

Dr Leslie was a strict but obviously caring older woman, who seemed to be the one taking care of Steph as a kind of maternal figure, or maybe more like an Aunt. She greeted him simply and then walked away to talk with the Secretary, leaving him to talk to Steph.

Steph was a blond girl in a Wheelchair, and he could see bandages piking out of her clothes as he talked to her. She explained that she had been in an Accident a few weeks ago that left her wheelchair bound for a while, and that she had come to Amity for their surprisingly good Medical Centers.

He and Steph got along really well, and by the end of it he asked her for her Number so they could continue talking later. They stayed in touch, and when she was finally permitted to leave the Hospital, he introduced her to his friends. They all got along like a House on Fire, both figuratively and in one memorable case very literally (Vlad had pissed them off okay!)

Eventually Steph recovered enough that she moved from a Wheelchair to Crutches, and their shenanigans got even more chaotic (Vlad hadn't even pissed them off, this time was just for fun)

The only thing Danny could complain about was the fact that Steph was hiding something from them.

She said that she had been in an Accident a while ago, which was why they had come to Amity in the first place. But Danny knew it was more than that.

He could sense lingering traces of Death coming from her after all.

...

Steph honestly loved her current life.

Sure she had lost everything, her home, her health, her friends, her life, but she had gained new things too! Like Danny and the Gang! They were honestly some of the best friends she had ever had, and for some reason they just clicked with her instantly.

Danny was interesting and funny, Sam was vegan and a badass, Tucker was smart and witty, they all fit with her personality perfectly! It almost felt like she bad been friends with them for years. (She ignored the way her heart skipped a beat when she saw them)

But she still couldn't shake the sense that they were hiding something from her.

She knew it had something to do with the Ghost Problem in the town. And wasn't that a kicker, there was a whole Supernatural Ghost Outbreak in this Town and nobody knew about it. Dr Leslie had said that Amity was off the map enough to hide from Bruce, but she hadn't mentioned it was hidden from the Justice League itself!

Danny, Sam, and Tucker definitely knew more about it than they let on however. Whenever a Ghost Attack would happen, at least one of them would rush off with some practiced excuse and return after the Ghost Attack was over all dirty. She could guess what was going on, and she really didn't like it.

(This had killed her, she had died doing what they were doing, she didn't want to lose them)

Eventually she had to confront them, coincidentally on the same day they decided to confront her.

"Are you Vigilantes?" / "Did you die?"

"..."

"What?" / "What?"

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Stephanie Brown #Stephanie Browns Death #Steph actually did die to Black Mask #Dr Leslie didn't manage to save her but did manage to bring her back #How she did it is up to you #But because if that Steph needs Physical Therapy and Treatments only found in Amity #Amity is also secluded enough that Batman won't find them there #Steph knows she died but is willfully ignoring it to the point of almost repressing it #Especially because she doesn't know how she came back to life #She doesn't like that her brand new friends are also Vigilantes because being a Vigilante is what got her killed #She doesn't want them to die like she die #She doesn't want to lose her new friends #Trauma #Steph is Traumatized #Also all of them are 17 in this #Stephs age when she died is very vague but 17 is the most reliable middle ground #So the Trio has been Vigilantes for 3 years now #They know what they are doing and have a system so they can share the workload #Sam and Tucker still have their powers #So they can help Danny with the workload #Idk if Steph would develop Powers from the Treatment or her Resurrection but I kind of like the idea #Also yes this is Poly Eternal Trio + Steph cause she deserves happiness #I NEED more Steph Ships cause she deserves more attention

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