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It’s almost midnight and i have to be up for Sports by 6 tomorrow and at work by 7. But you know who was really annoying by the 2nd and 3rd cheetah girls movies. Dorinda
#those 15 different scenes in cheetah girls one world when she’s like Omg guys do you see that elephant staring at me?!#And then the camera pans out to an elephant that is just not fucking looking at her lmao#Anyways stan Aqua
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Situationship
Frat!Lando Norris x influencer!reader
Summary - They are in a situationship but it’s not like the public don’t know, their pr teams need a pay rise
Warning - mention of a situationship, swearing, alcohol, partying??
A/n - This is based around Central Cee and Madeline Argy, and I mean so based that Madeline is kind of a face claim in this loll
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yourusername posted a story
f1gossip
Spotted: Lando Norris at a party in Paris with Norwegian DJ and music producer, Kygo. It’s not usual for Lando to party in the city of love, is he here for someone special??? 👀
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username Looking hot as usual
username Lando dating rumours??
username DJ/frat Lando = the best Lando 😍
username Maybe he’s there to see Pierre or Ocon?
= username I doubt that
username Heyyy anyone seen Y/n’s new pod, Miss gurl has a little situationship 😏
username She said on her story that she in Paris with her favs, maybe he’s there with her……
username Yk who else was in Paris this weekend??!?!!
username A certain frat boy formula one driver!!
username Oh give over, there’s no way!
username Yeah like how would they even meet??
f1gossip
Spotted: They do say that Paris the city of love. Lando Norris and Y/n L/n share an intimate moment out on the streets of Paris, is this the situationship influencer Y/n was talking about in her podcast??
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username That girl on tweeter was right!!
username ‘no strings attached’ Yeahhhh I don’t think soooo
username Ummm I don’t knowwww
username You mean that’s the girl who sitting with her dog in her car is in a situationship with Lando Norris a formula one driver 🤨
= username Mate! She’s more than a random girl, she has done some many things!!
= username And also don’t forget Lando Norris is no saint, he is the definition of a frat boy athlete
mclaren
Thank you Y/n L/n for coming to the Sunday race day to support McLaren!! 🧡
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username WHAT THE FUCK!!
username Oh they’ve totally fucked! Look at the tension between them!!!!
yourusername Thank you for having me 🤍🧡
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username Lando we can see your likes LMAO
username ADMIN WE LOVE YOU FOR THIS
username When will they just admit it?!?!!!
username McLaren pr need a fucking pay raise OMFG
username Who’s that with her in the third pic??
= username Max F LOLLL
landonorris posted a story
username How are we all feeling after Landos first winnnnn??!!
username OVER THE MOON BABY
username I can die happy now 😚
username Anyone see his insta story??! ‘My lucky charm’ 🥹
username We all know that his lucky charm is definitely Y/n L/n she was there watching on, even the cameras panned to herrrr
username She practically had heart eyes for him!!!
landonorris
Wassup Suki? 🤍
Tagged: yourusername
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username Everyone thank McLaren Pr for forcing these two to become public 👏🏻👏🏻
username McLaren admins are a god send 🙌🏻
username THE FAST AND FURIOUS REFERENCE OMG
mclaren you’re welcome everybody 😌
= landonorris Thank youuuu
username I need to see more please!!!
yourusername
Wassup Bullet? 😉
Tagged: landonorris
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username She looks good in papaya!!
username not so ‘No strings attached’ anymore lol
username Was it ever really a situationship??
= yourusername No not really lmao
= landonorris wouldn’t have it any other way tho 😚
username Frat boy and influencer girllll
username FAVSS
username Oh how I love formula one admins 🫶🏻
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LISTEN TO ME RN HEAT ME TF OUT STANS GANG + CRAIG DOIGN THE LIPSTICK TREND FROM TICTOK WITH READER
the lipstick trend with stan and craigs team
an, I AM LISTENLING ANON DONT WORRY. no idea what you mean by heat out though 🤨 , 17-18 and gn reader but use of her in tolkiens
kenny
he was the one who suggested it, it came across his fyp one day and he sent it to you "lets do this come over rn." "you asked, why dont you come to my house? 🤨" "why don't i cum in your mom" "HUH 😧" "im here."
you both definitely argue on what lipstick you should wear "okay but i don't even use pink lipstick" "well you should" "its light colour its not gonna appear" "well fuck 😒"
the process of kissing his face is wild, he would suggest to do his lips as the first place "KENNY HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THIS TREND IF YOU KEEP TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH ME" "ITS NOT MY FAULT"
after like2 hours you finally get the lipstick on his face. now the tiktok was even harder he wouldn't stop laughing. you'd give up and he apologises while laughing
thank god you guys were able to finish it under 1 hour it turned out really good, at the end of the video he kissed you and you wanted to cut that part but he said keep it for like and its true the comments were all about the kiss on the last clip
kyle
okay he too wanted to ask you first but he was kinda shy and waited for you to ask and you did!! woohoo for kyle
"kyle wanna do this" "OKAY" he insists on picking your lipstick and picks the ugliest colour like what 😐
to him there was no such thing as an ugly colour buy it didn't suit your face so no way.
the process of it was calm, he at first wanted to put on the lipstick for you but you looked like a clown has mans never put on lipstick??
he watches you as you kiss him and reapply lipstick and then kiss him again, he feels like a princess fr 🤭🤭
he hasn't seen his face yet so when you record and he saw his face he laughs out loud, "LMAO WHY DO I LIKE THAT??" "WDYM"
you would tell him to take off his hat which he refuses but you looked too cute, when it posted cartman was first to comment and you can already tell what he commented "ew gay" your followers defended you two though 🤭
stan
stan blushes internally when you ask him. "sure im down" DEEP DOWN HE WANTS KIDNAP YOY AND KEEP YOU TO HIMSELF
"what lipstick do you think matches me best, pink or red?" "id say my tip colour" "WHAT 😧"
he has to hold in the very urge to puke every time you kiss him because like you look so cute omg.
he looks in the mirror and is js like "damn, i did it". HE LOVES IT SOOOO MUCH YOU CAN TELL HE'S BLUSHING ONGG ‼️
he even directs you like "do here next, okay now here" its so cute 🤭🤭
when you record and the camera pans to him, he smiles and covers his face blushing bc he can't contain it. it was such a cute video and got iver 2 mil likes. cartman definitely commented "i bet you had to change your clothes 10 times"
cartman
"cartman lets do this" "what." "wdym? cmon its cute" "y/n no offense but that is the most gayest shit i've ever seen" " NO ITS NOT UTS CUTE" "my reputation is at stake if i do that be so for real" "okay I'm asking kyle then" "lets do it."
he actually been wanting to ask you for weeks now but doesn't know how so winwin. you take your absolute time picking your lipstick and he couldn't be more done with "hurry up this doesn't even effect anything" "shut up cartman if i use the right one people will ask what lipstick it is and i get views"
picking a lipstick was already a big deal just imagine the process "ew gay not on my lips" "cartman 😐" tbh he wish he could just make out with you rn but yk how mans is
now recording is even more a hassle "JUST SMILE IS IT SO HARD TO CRACK A SMILE" "NOT WHILE IM LOOKING LIKE THIS" the most he does is wipes your lipstick off and then he just gives a 🙄 look until the end of the video
the comments are just him getting teased at clydes commenting "NAHHH CAN'T BELIEVE HE AGREED TO THIS" kyles is "i can tell that this took a long time" and then wendys is "is that cartman or a clone of him". cartman is pissed af at the comment, he told you his reputation is at stake 😒.
he actually has it saved downloaded and also is his live wallpaper sooo.
butters
butters is the one who asked you this " um y/n can we do this? 😣" while twiddling his fingers, "OKAY"
he's all giddy and smily during the process, after every kiss his blushes intensifies and by the end of it he is just.. 🔴
even though it is the most simplest video ever he has to have a tutorial, he is asking questions for everything man, how do i wipe the lipstick, what do i do, do i smile when its on me , do i laugh??
you tell him what he thinks he should he and he starts kissing you bc rn the sexual tension between you two is intense (to him atleast, he thinks thinks hand holding is already intense)
everyone comments on how cute he is and yk how tiktok is so people comment "does he whimper" "submissive who?" and hes likw WHATTTTT 🧍
clyde
when you suggested this he nodded so hard his head probably was about to fall off. "clyde you wanna do this" "DO I???" ..... "well.. do you?" "i mean yeah it's like a way of- yes i wanna do it"
he loves any lipstick you wear so he lets you pick. after every kiss he looks in the mirror and kicks his feet giggling and you just stand there 🤨
he also tries to make it a makeout session like kenny, when you kissed on his lips he holds your neck and literally makes out with like cnon we have 9 more
when you first hit record and yk how the guy has to wipe your lipstick off, nah he grabbed you by the chin and slams his lips with yours "WHY DIS YOU DO THAT??" "its called content,you wouldn't know with your 9 likes and 70 views"
well you kept the clip and everyone in the comments were talking about it "need a boyfriend like you y/n" "why can't my boyfriend be like this" clyde is obviously gloating bc he had the idea.
tolkien
most romantic man you know, is the first to ask you. "y/n can we do this?" "OKAY BOO 😝"
"hmm which lipstick do you think babe?" "i think every lipstick makes you pretty, it doesn't matter if it doesn't suit you because in my eyes you look beautiful in anything ☺️" "what if i wore kim kardashians 2013 met gala dress" "might have to rethink what i said"
he smiles while you kiss him here and there, every once a while he kisses you back, it was such a cute moment for you two😝🤞🤞
when recording he looks at you while smiling during the whole video and it blew up fast because of that
"the way he looks at her" "wishing he was like this" "you got the bag that man is inlove", it blew in seconds fr
craig
"craig lets do-" "okay" "i didnt even ask you yet" "I'll do anything if its with you" "what if i asked you to have a threesome" ".....if its makes you happy idk.."
idk about you but i think he acts like he doesn't care but inside he is so happy you asked he's been wanting to ask you this but doesn't know how to start up the convo
he doesn't care what lipstick or where you kiss him, its just the way you press your lips on him and look at it then quickly reapply to do it again because it wasn't pigmented enough.
when recorded, he doesn't just wipe he makes you turn to face him by grabbing your chin, and he doesn't let go and just looks at you with those yk siren eyes.
people are simping over him ong "damn girlie share for us" "you mean OUR boyfriend" "tryna find someone as hot as him" and you are pissed fr he laughs at you cursing out the people, like bae dw my eyes only fo you 😝🤞
tweek
"tweek, wanna do this?" "but what if I can't remove the lipstick stain" "tweek what dw i have makeup remover" "WHAT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK 🤯🤯" "TWEEK"
okay so the lipstick may turn out ugly bc of how shaky he is but ITS OKAY BC ITS TWEEK DUH, "a-are you sure you dont want to redo this?" "tweek its fine"
he insists on redoing it the 2nd try turns our worse because he's even more twitchy because of how close you are☺️☺️☺️
his face is just red because he keeps wiping it off with his hands so you can redo it and its obvious too
recording it was so funny because you can't stop laughing at the smudge lipsticks
when posted the comments were so cute but... uh questionable some were "the way the smudges are so obvious 😭😭❤️" or "wishing my future relationship will be like this 🤭" and some were just "tip colour when?? 😜"
#south park#south park x y/n#south park x you#kenny mccormick#kenny mccormick x reader#south park x reader#kyle broflovski#kyle broflovski x reader#stan marsh x reader#stan marsh#eric cartman x reader#eric cartman#butters stotch#butters stotch x reader#clyde donovan x reader#clyde donovan#craig tucker x reader#craig tucker#tolkien black#tolkien x reader#tweek tweak#tweek x reader
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one of my favorite scenes in all of word of honor is episode 14 at exactly the 2min mark where ye baiyi shows up and is like "you're my idiot students idiot stupid idiocity is generational anyway strip my Immortal Daddy sense tells me you ill as fuck" and zhou zishu is like "you want me to STRIP in the middle of the HOTEL LOBBY???" and YBY is like, "god millennials these days" and then they fight and YBY rips a piece of ZZS's undershirt off and the camera pans to it gently fluttering in the wind like it's the last love letter of a jane austen char got from their beloved with news they died in the war as they gaze over the cliffside over the stormy ocean and then BAM Wen KeXing shows up like a jerry springer guest from the side door and is like "UNHAND MY BELOVED THE REASON MY HEART BEATS EACH MORNING WHEN THE SUN RISES" and catches ZZS by his tiny waist to dramatic spin for extra fruit flavor and YBY is like "who the fuck invited this twink?" and then they fight and it explodes a river and shit and ZZS is like "omg you're gonna wake up the whole neighborhood!!" and YBY is like "I'm literally to Daddy to be dealing with this shit just strip so I can diagnose your martial arts cancer" and WKX is like "MY BABY HAS CANCER???" and tries to strip ZZS himself and ZZS is like "what in the fucking 90s shojo manga by Yu Watase Fushigi Yugi shit is this we're in a CLAMP manga stop pulling at my clothes!!!!" and then just to be extra dramatic and Gay (tm) ZZS rips open his own shirt to reveal *gasp* three nipples nails of martial arts cancer and YBY is just like "damn bae you fucked" and WKX has a complete Gay Breakdown
#word of honor#wenzhou#chaos pikachu speaks#this show must be consumed with the knowledge that it's campy and fun and gay#not seriously ignore all the serious bits of the show they're boring and unfun#pikachu's chaotic recaps
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⌨︎ ◞ HERO FANBOY — ! ❪shoto todoroki❫
SYNOPSIS ୨୧ ! which a certain hero from ua crushes (hard) on a idol !
headcanon, ooc shoto
FANBOY SHOTO! He wasn't interested in kpop activities, heck he hardly known anything about kpop in general.
He started knowing about them because of his brother natsuo who bought a heck ton of albums and blasting music in his room.
He side-eye his brother when he's screaming because he got your WINK-PHOTOCARD, as he keep screaming " omg! ITS SO SPARKS "
he saw the photocard and he was like " oh she's pretty " but disregard it afterwards BUTT
DIDNT KNOW HE WOULD FELL THAT HARD
he saw one of your recent comebacks on tv because his brother is streaming it and gahdam ur fucking SPARKLING ON STAGE.
At first he started knowing your group, YOU FIRST then streaming your group songs, your debut solo, collabs. streaming your group shows and music bank AND ALL THOSE
started buying albums too with natsuo. FINALLY HE HAVE SOMEONE IN THE FAMILY WHO WILL BE IN DEPT FOR LIFE BUYING ALBUMS
Natsuo asked who is his bias without hesitation he said your name, bro was smirking so bad at his lil bro BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MAKNAE OF YOUR GROUP, also half japanese and same age as him.
Bro was blushing whenever the camera pans at your face and smirking and doing that HE WAS GETTING HOTTER THAN HIS QUIRK
have a well known kpop stan twitter account who always make short comment about you but ICONIC because of how pure and sweet it is
doesnt know it but actually fell inlove with you NOT BECAUSE OF UR FACE (its a plus on him) but because of your determination and hard work, humour and personality is just CHEFS KISS
no one knows about his obsession welp it almost slip up when he accidently unplug his wired earphones to his phone AND SUDDENLY BLASTING Nobody knows by your group.
he lied he is just a casual listener
defends you on twitter, he looks like a soft boy but damn he is a beast on roasting BUT FAILS CAUSE HE CAN ONLY CUSS AT THEM
dedicated to buy front row tickets when your group finally have a concert there at your hometown
BRO WAS FIGHTING FOR LIFE AT THE POOR CONNECTION
bro brought the vip tickets for him and his big bro (with his dads money ofc, not like his father would know)
bro brought the 2 tickets for each day
won a fancall with you once but DAMN IT HIS HERO STUFF IS GETTING ON THE WAY
poor bby sulked the whole day that he missed the call, he was practicing his lines and tone for you
brought many batteries for his lightstick
make sure he is lookin good (not like he isn't good looking)
bro wake up early asf he want to be there as fast
bro became popular fan after one pictured him as the guy from the (group name) concert at jpn
he didnt know he bacame popular, he just saw his face 3 days after the concert on stan twt
BRO WHEN YOU TWO MAKE EYE CONTACT HE HAS HEART EYES
BRO WAS WHIPPED ASF
you are one stubborn fuck saw this cute guy with a scar and went through the barricades even though security was trying to get you back in stage cause its just a sound check and your safety too
Bro you came closer to him and saw his instax reaching for you. MADE A HEART CHEEK AT HIS FACE AND CAME CLOSER TO HIS FACE
bro almost want to faint right then and there.
you went after that he was kinda sad but happy he got a selfie WITH HIM
making this his lockscreen and making a frame of this treasured photo
You kept stealing glances at him and interacting with hand language, asking if he already eat lunch or just blantly flirting with him
LUCKIEST FAN
natsuo kept pushing his shoulders for every interaction at their section BUT MAINLY YOU ARE FOCUSED ON HIS BROTHER
bro when he came back from school BRO WAS BOMBARDED WITH QUESTIONS LIKE
" I DIDNT KNOW UR A FAN TODOROKI! " " WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME UR A FAN, I WANT TO BUY TICKETS TOO " " i didn't know todoroki listens to kpop " "BRO DID U HAVE PICS AND VID OF (your leader name) "
was now known as poker face but listens to puppy love by (groupname)
After that twt post of him being a handsome fan THEN PEOPLE STARTED SAYING HE WAS THE KID FROM UA, ENDEAVOR SON AND ALL THOSE SHIT
have an article of him now being the hero fan boy
boy he didnt give a shit about them, he just wanting to chill
but that didnt start there
your member posted on weverse a video of you taken, watching the sports festival and chanting HIS NAME AND BETTING THAT HE WOULD 1st PLACE
bro became the luckiest fan alive
saying he is the luckiest fan and hero and all of those then actually GONNA MEET YOU
you have a campaign like a collab with a hero AND THAT IS HIS DAD
participating on a event JUST TO SEE YOU
he did and boy was he nervous
he kept stuttering at the end of his sentence
then because actually friend with you, a little bit touchy side BUT HE IS A GENTELEMAN just subtle glances and touches
got your number and him posting a selfie of you two on twt (he made another acc just to post boast that picture)
after that he was well known as the hero fanboy who will soon in the future marry his idol
that woud be a story in another time <3
#FANBOY SHOTO BRAINROT#wrote this because i have cookie crumbs of an idea#bnha imagines#mha imagines#bnha todoroki#todoroki x y/n#todoroki x reader#todoroki x you#todoroki headcanons#todoroki fluff#todoroki shoto x reader#shoto x you#shoto x reader#bnha shoto todoroki#shoto x y/n#shoto todoroki#shouto x reader#shouto x you#bnha x reader#todoroki shouto x reader#mha x reader#shoto todoroki x reader#shouto todoroki x reader#bnha
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waterborne poetry reactions (belated) (long post)
XINGQIU GOT FUCKING SMASHED IN THIS EVENT. BULLYING XINGQIU HOURS I LOVE TO SEE IT (affectionate)
bro got roasted for his handwriting, is Baffled by the mondstadters, then spends an entire day missing out on [whatever that was] and STILL DOESNT HAVE A CLUE WHAT HAPPENED HAHAHA im sorry i love bullying him
please never tell xingqiu whats going on it's payback <3
CHONGYUN DIONA AND MIKA. i need to hold them omg,,,, i was using freminet to wander around so in my heart they r just 4 cryo kids in a terrarium what will they do!! that combo was quite cute
CHONGYUN YANG MODE?!?!?!?!?! ON SCREEN??????? WAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he was adorable ;;;;;___;;;;; his little eye sparkles and the jumping T_T also the near-rap speed that his lines were delivered in was hilarious (thank you kinsen for ur service)
my son.... please never feed him chilis again
CHONGYUN IMPACT. that's all
now full of unfounded hope that chongyun will someday get an event about his pure yang spirit since they mentioned it a fair few times here
give him the deep lore he deserves
also XIAOYUN?!?!?!?! (only seeing what i want to see) THEY TALKED!!!! IN PERSON ON SCREEN THEY TALKED AND XIAO WASNT DISPARAGING!!!! im sorry this is what a rarepair with no food does to a mf
xiaolumi so strong (or xiaother if u prefer)
oughguhguhg the rhyming couplets part was SOOOO CUTE!! idk they did good with the pacing of the banter i think 🥺
adding onto that the camera angles and cuts this event were actually really nice and creative i think. they made it more engaging (the quick pan from chongyun to xingqiu at the end of the 3rd act, hu tao popping out from behind venti's shoulders during the couplet exchange, etc) it was REALLY good really funny. added to the experience a lot <3
Also venti zhongli are truly the most archon old friends ever
that cutscene was actually so pretty. It's drawn in the same style as Lyney's: very textured lines, slightly reminscent of linocuts, quite a few handdrawn parts, especially where there's water/liquid movement present, etc. Maybe this is a Fontaine style animated cutscene, since the oceanids and lyney are both from there? anyways. i'm intrigued—I wanna see if there are regional cutscene styles or something (that'd be very impressive)
the "close ur eyes paimon/diona" line was so fucking funny. traveler's been the third wheel a bunch of times but never this explicitly
also ! for people icked out by the morality of kid finch's crush on the oceanid: it is Fiction with a capital F
on the one hand I agree with the above sentiment, but it's also just funny to think about. first canon monsterfucker ? /JJJJJJJJJJJJJ don't kill me for that joke
Real thoughts: I think it was actually really sweet how he fell in love with a fairytale. Someone said the oceanid could've been aromantic coded to make their love story more morally palatable; I agree, it would've been cool if she was aro, but I don't think their romantic relationship is like somehow terrible and gross either
overall ending was really mid tbh, I appreciate the character growth of everyone who was on screen but literally all the other characters just disappeared. It was really unsatisfying lol especially for an event that was supposed to be hte gathering/unison of mond and liyue
would've been better if the second day's rhyming couplets ended the event I think; you'd have to tweak it to fit the mood of the oceanid/finch reveal but literally anything works, the ending was so anticlimactic
overall event: 10/10 for giving me the character interactions I wanted, and those that I never knew I needed, 5/10 because the minigames are. not the best, I get the intentions but the execution could've been better. And then 5/10 for story arc (heavily influenced by how mid the ending was LMAO)
I want to go through all the poems and their english translations because I Know somethings gonna get screwed up and I'm also just curious as to how they translated it
#oh also. chongyun diona something i never knew i needed#very disappointed that hu tao disappeared though!! like come on even how they wrote her out was so lazy#same can be said for xq and noelle though like thats foul 'oh theyre just busy' LIKE ???? WHY WERENT THEY BUSY YESTERDAY#ramblings!#liveblog insanity#waterborne poetry#4.1 spoilers#genshin spoilers#event spoilers#waterborne poetry spoilers#genshin impact#xiaoyun
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social media is a horror to explore
A/N: I totally have no idea how ig live works but uhh here's a valentines mini fic! btw the character's posts aren't necessarily related so this is scenario 3 with Wednesday having no socmed... or does she?
#3: Happy Valentine's Day!
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Enid’s followers immediately flocked to her stream when the notification popped up. They were greeted with the camera pointed upwards at a beautiful glass ceiling — showcasing the dark clouds and lightning that were in the sky
[woah! hvd! enid where you at?]
[happy valentines day enid!]
[dude that’s fucking awesome! perfect and is so me this vday]
The phone panned downwards and around the mansion. Dark wooden walls that created obscure corners, tall windows that loomed; paintings of people in all black, still, yet looked as if their eyes were following you.
The comments were freaking out to what was happening to their beloved wolf as they expected a bright and cheery greeting this February 14. A greeting they always get every year
The camera flipped and Enid finally showed her face.
“So I am totally freaking out. It may not look like it, cause I am trying really hard to contain my excitement but —” she moved closer to the camera until only the upper portion of her face was in the screen “I am at my best friend's house cause she invited me to the Valentine’s ball her family always throw”
[asdklskglhs enid bby r u and ur roomie finally gonna get married]
[e dude! ur loyl invited u to a ball????]
[ahhhhh im so happy for youuuu]
“She’s not the love of my life” Enid hissed, turning absolutely red at the comment and looked around as if Wednesday was gonna pop out of some corner and kill her for saying something romantic. The girl doesn’t know about her love and she plans to keep it that way. Thank the gay gods the goth doesn’t have any social media.
“Anyway as I was saying, there’s a ball in a few hours and want to see what you guys think of my top picks.”
The screen shook as Enid walked towards the guest room. The werewolf steadied the phone on the bed and the camera only showed an empty background while shuffling came from her trying on the first dress.
The top three dresses she chose were flattering. It’s not like she’s trying to make Wednesday see that she’s attractive, no. Because she’s long accepted that Wednesday wouldn’t ever see her as more than a friend. She’s just dressing for herself, totally.
“Okay guys what do we think of outfit number 1”
[girl you look great i love it *chefs kiss]
[oh wow! You look so gorgeous that looks great on you]
[If that’s only choice number one I wonder how the others look cause that’s already hottt]
“Really? It’s not too much?” Enid asked, and nodded as more comments flooded, “okay, lemme know how number two looks.”
[Hmmm. You look gorgeous, but I dunno something seems off about it]
[What are you talking about??? This one looks cute!]
[marry me marry me marry me marry me]
“Right?! Like it's cute but not really. Okay last one. Maybe this is the dress.”
[ENID THATS IT THATS HOW YOU GET THE GIRL]
[omg enid so pretty]
[asgklasdhfwsdf mommy im gay]
[OOOH I KNOW WHY THE OTHERS LOOK KINDA OFF EVEN IF THEYRE GREAT. ITS CAUSE THEYRE NOT YOU. THIS IS YOU ENID IM SURE YOUR GF WOULD LOVE IT MORE]
“I don’t know about love it, but yeah. This really is more my style.” Enid brushed her hands over the smooth fabric and twirled, trying to look at herself in every possible angle. She bit her lip, it’s sexy but not too much. And the color totally agrees with her skin tone. Yeah. This is the one.
“Okay, I’m gonna get ready. I’ll try to show you guys the after-look and maybe even a pic of Wednesday. Happy Valentine's Day! I love you all thank you for the help!”
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okay hiii i am so curious like what would it be like taking annie to an award show like the brits or smth
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omg yes, this is so interesting!!! I can see her going to her first brits when she's like 8/9! it's when you and matty have finally got together, not new but definitely not old either, enough time that the fans know of something.
(p.s welcome crab anon!! love the emoji choice)
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you go shopping with matty and annie to find a dress, with Denise on facetime for an extra opinion. and you find quite a cute black dress with little stars on it. matty then goes to buy a matching handkerchief, and luckily, Patty finds one for him :)
she'd be SO unsure about the carpet, asking 100 questions about the lights, the people and how to pose. but you do a test run at home, which entails matty and annie walking down the hallway whilst you and the boys flash your phone torches at her and shout questions.
"Annie! who are you wearing?"
"Annie, what do you think of your dad's music?"
"Annie! why is Ross your favourite uncle?"
yk... all those normal press questions.
she'd be giggling and hiding behind matty and in his side, but he'd grin and pick her up, ushering you on the carpet too and doing some cheesy poses (the boys take sneaky photos hehehe)
on the actual night, she's an angel. like beyond perfect, even matty is shocked with how polite and happy she is. she meets celebrities and offers to shake their hands, much to everyone's delight. when she sees charli tho, she does get a bit distracted.
"auntie charli!!!" she shouts, running across the room and jumping in her arms. charli of course catches her with a grin, and soon comes matty panting as he tries to catch up with her.
you're there too, but you don't do the carpet. fans know mattys in a relationship, he talks about it all the time, but they still don't know with who. so as far as they know, you're a "stylist assistant"
Annie sits on mattys lap, or any of the boys, tbh and watches quite happily. you and her get up to dance during Harry Styles' performance, and she claps very loudly afterwards.
when the boys win their award? she's going CRAZY!!! screaming and jumping up and down as she watched them on stage, you can see the lights glimmering in her eyes and you know she's so proud of her dad.
matty has to fight every urge to kiss you deeply and scoop you into a hug when he hears that they won, but he manages it and instead just gives you a side hug. but he whispers, "I love you," as he does, and you can't hide the lovesick grin you get after he says it.
matty, of course, gives Annie a shout-out. "And thank you to my little girl, Annie. you are the light of my life, peanut - I love you. " she giggles and gets all embarrassed when the cameras pan to her and burrows in Carly's side.
he does also mention you, but strategically, "and of course, thank you to my beautiful girlfriend. she couldn't make it tonight," he looks at you with a pointed look as he says that bit, and you shoot him a wink, "but I know she's at home cheering at the tv. I love you sweetheart, thank you for inspiring half this fucking album. and pretty much every album as long as I've known you! goodnight"
(you later grill matty with what songs are about you, he doesn't budge.)
After the big win, matty is planning just to go home with you two, but you organised Denise to come grab Annie so you could go to the afterparties.
not before you three have your own private one though, sneaking off to an abandoned corridor and cheersing with apple juice cartons. Annie makes a toast, and it does make matty almost cry because he's just like that.
she falls asleep in the taxi on the way to Denise's, and is settled in bed quite soon afterwards.
leaving you and matty to... celebrate in some very creative ways <3
#this is so cute to think about#also!!! welcome#you have been added to the little list hehehe#annie would be dancing all around#just like her dad lol#🦀 anon#anon!#teacher au!
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Watched Ep 25!! Pics and thoughts below)
I am. Looking respectfully I swear-
He was so sassy this episode omg. I would have caught the wink he gave Liko and Roy but alas, I too was caught off guard to catch it 😔 it was still a thing of beauty though
I just love this sequence of events. There was a pause there as Ametheio was like "Oh wait you're right." before recalling Corvinknight (aka Armorgaw)
FRIEDE TERRAISLITAZION LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
His face after Ceruledge (aka Soublades) gets one shot by Terra Blast is priceless but also just the vibes of this.... anyone getting Hunter from ToH vibes??? Just me???
Same Feucocco, same. Also wasn't able to screenshot this, but Terrapagos' reaction to the terra.... hinty hint! Also the new poster showing it's terra form?? We're definetly seeing that soon.
Jessie/James vibes are real and alive
AGAIN- WHAT IS UP WITH YOU HOMIE. God I need to study Amithio under a microscope
Buddy you are wearing a jacket and are standing next to a fire type- (But also this was just a silly little moment in a jam packed episode)
I swear this is a hint to Amethio joining Rising Volt-Tacklers, I promise just hear me out please- (No actually though, first time watching this scene I thought he was gonna hitch a ride on Charizard until he pulled out Corvinknight)
Oh I love this little shit already oh god. The snaggle tooth. The smile. The hair. The VOICE?!?! Perfect omg.
Well until she ordered her Glalie to blow up- I still like her though hope we see more of Sango (also her referring to herself in third person at times "Sango's your secret weapon?")
CAP!!!!!!
Okay so we're all in agreement he's gonna join right?? RIGHT!?!?! The way the camera panned up but you could only catch this expression of Amethio looking up at the Brave Asagi flying away for like a little bit until he goes back to his normal expression. Like come on-
LEGENDS ARCUES FANS REJOICE!!! FOR WE HAVE BEEN FED!!!
But also just how old is Lucius cuz Legends Arcus took place wayyyy back. It kinda makes sense now, in the memoir talking about people getting along with Pokémon, which was an unknown concept in Legends until the protagonist came along-
#pokémon#pokemon horizons#pokemon horizons spoilers#just posting#so many thoughtsssss#the Explorers being friends with Lucius?!?! Hello??? What is that about??#was there a falling out??#Terapagos seemed really happy when Diana mentioned all of the other mons that Lucius had (three of which we know and two of which they have#Wonder if they had a falling out because of Terapagos?#idk man I just finished the episode-#Also who the fuck is Master Gibon like#oh shit what if that was the friend-#wait no but then this guy would have to be really fucking old#huh#anyways
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love your writing!!! I’m so super new to fanfics and stuff like that and whatnot and I mean I’m 22 - where have I been hiding??? this is my first time like asking / writing to someone so plz don’t hate me I just really love your writing style and English also isn’t my first language (that’s when you know the fic is gonna slappp).
please feed my sinful soul with more slasher!könig. if you want to, of course.
I was thinking of so many different scenarios this could pan out …
imagine his idiosyncrasy’s at each murder now shifting to leaving tokens of love and obsession and hidden messages to Y/N. like flowers scattered around the body or discarded poems written and placed on the body, but he never does anything to compromise their safety by directly referring to Y/N. and how he sort of turns into Y/N’s super stalker, super overprotective. like he’d somehow figure out that oh they need new shoes - bam, new shoes would randomly appear in their home and it’s exactly their size and just to their liking (especially if they lived alone because then he might turn into perv/stalker-slasher by placing little cameras everywhere tee hee hee…)
AND PLOT TWIST THAT HE MIGHT BE A VERY VERY PROMINENT MAN IN THE COMMUNITY?! Very trusted and loved. Like a well-established family doctor? Or the mayor? Or something? Not like he owns one of the largest farms in the area, like the richest farmer in the area - not like an animal farm or whatever … something romantic - a vineyard
And I mean just so that Y/N can get over the death of their BF quicker - maybe Slasher!König targeted him because he was cheating or something that could hurt Y/N?
Sorry for this long message. I don’t even know why I’m sending this thing I just want to discuss it and I don’t know how. There’s so many different ways this can go
Also. Is writing fanfic also as fun as reading it? Do you get the same kick? Because I wanna start writing …
Danke und tschüss!
xxx
Caty
First of all - how DARE you expose half of my amazing plans for these series?!?!? Girl, you read my intentions like an open fucking book😭
But still I want to keep a bit of an intrigue over this✨
You’re definitely right, I see König as more of a psycho-stalker one, completely fucked in his head, and a fact that no one can tell just because he’s so good at keeping straight face, wearing a mask of a friendly neighbour? Absolutely delicious. A pretty girl will smile and joke with this gentle giant, batting her long eyelashes up at him with a subtle blush dusting her cheeks, noting soft quirk of man’s lips, hoping that König may like her back. The next night this dainty neck of hers will be snapped in few places from vicious grip of huge hand, her stomach sliced opened, bright blood painting everything red. Among all mushed up insides her womb is missing - König taking it, since this whore was offering it to him so openly a day before.
And idea with wine garden is so freaking good, I haven’t thought about it even (omg I know abt these sm, since I live in wine region of Germany😶🌫️) So I will definitely think abt incorporating this into the story, thank you dearly for suggesting it!
Overall, I’m really happy you enjoyed it, and hope you’re looking forward for new writings, that means a lot🩷🩷 Never be afraid to send in submissions or texts, they make me super happy!
#my sweetiecuties#slasher!könig#cod könig#könig modern warfare#cod fanfiction#cod mw#call of duty writing#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty x reader
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Previously on DTS BREAKDOWN (jokes I’m writing enough as is)!
Please skip if you don’t want spoilers!
S6E4 (The Last Chapter)
-Opening up with Guenther (ohh no it’s happens) 🥺
-Surviving To Drive audio book reading and they get him quoting ‘thank fuck that season is over (STOP ITS TOO SOON)
-A montage of Haas fucks up (dear god this is a set up right?)
-And another montage this is going to be brutally ugly
-HULKKKKENNNNNBERGGGGGGGGG
-Ahh the ‘suck my balls’ clip makes a guest appearance again 😂
-‘Hi Gene’ (hahahahahahahaha)
-Claire with the facts she knows the know and she’s so humble about it (did I mention I love her?)
-Ohh looky here James Vowles has made his debut (but why does his intro sound like a contestant for the bachelor?) 😂
-But he’s clearly learnt from Lewis and Toto about how to butcher your team name on camera 👍🏽
-You better call Becky with the good hair (aka Alex has entered) 😂
-And then there was Logan 😂
-James spitting facts about his coffee intake is weirdly interesting
-Ohh sweetheart called himself geeky (James you are too precious) 🥹
-Not Will Buxton referring to James at Mercedes prior as learning at the Toto Wolff School of Team Management
-James was an engineer and ran Strategy at Mercedes before he left (explains a lot of the downfall after don’t you think?)
-So it’s Haas vs Williams apparently
-Lowkey just want James to read me a nighttime story
-Guenther at his own book signing 😂
-Not James walking through Williams and saying ‘morning’ like 8 times to no one! 😂🙈
-Not Alex walking into James office and James opening with ‘l never asked you what success looks like in your mind’ (my god is he also a therapist)
-Then Alex laughing at James saying to win championship (thinking mate what drugs are you on)
-This man has the potential to run a cult and/or Ponzi scheme and sign everyone with his pitches
-Not some guy saying to Guenther on the grid ‘your in a good position till you fuck up’ (mate chill the fuck down that’s harsh)
-Hass and Williams fighting not to be at the bottom (then the graphic updates and shows Alpha Tauri at the bottom) 😂
-Pans to Shakira and the engine on fire and Guenther saying ‘Shakira, shit engine, shit car’ (am I missing something? If it’s a play on words for Shakira, Shakira it’s lacking)
-Haas team meeting on cooling flow ‘we increased the flow rate from very small to small but purposeful’ (I’m sorry that sounds shit to me) Guenther’s not convinced and neither am I
-CLAIRE FOR HAAS TEAM PRINCIPAL, IM CALLING IT
-We get it James your a whore for data
-‘Still need to phone gene’
-‘We look like fucking idiots’ AGAIN
-Jamey boy is preaching to some higher power or something
-Well the Haas is on fire again
-And Williams score again
-And we are again with a ‘Hi Gene’ phone call
-Claire I love you
-OMG OMG OMG OMG ITS BINOTTO 🥺
-He looks so happy (probably wine drunk being in the vineyard and all) but he’s looks 10 years younger
-Just two grown men have a boozy lunch in a vineyard taking about life and moving on (my god this is some hallmark movie moment)
End scene! Bye Guenther! 🥺👋🏽
#guenther steiner#f1#formula 1#formula one#dts s6#dts#drive to survive#surviving to drive#another team principal bites the dusk#what a bittersweet ending#mattia binotto#haas less guenther#williams racing#james vowles
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Day in the life 2 - j.q
I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO MAKING A PART TWO. omg i’ve never been so stressed over an imagine in my life lmao. i’m sorry imagines are coming out slow- i’m trying to make them as readable as possible so i hope you enjoy (5.9K words btw 😳) anyways- don’t forget to reblog and like my loves, i appreciate it! also this is so fucking bad omg
taglist: @eddieamoremio @theshireisonfire
it was December 20th, 5 days before Christmas came. to say Esme was excited was an understatement. she had begged you and Joseph to put up the Christmas tree on the 27th November, saying it was so close to Christmas that you needed the tree up. obviously you obliged and put up the Christmas tree on the 27th with Joseph, and Esme who actually helped for the first time.
today was the day you, Joseph and Esme were going to see Santa and after having both yours and Joseph's social media's blow up after the first day in the life was posted you decided it would be so cute to do another vlog/day in the life for the fans to watch. you had told Esme that you would be doing another vlog and she had never been more excited. she wasn't counting down the days to see Santa, she was counting down the days to vlog and it was the cutest thing ever.
you were 7 months pregnant and your baby was now the size of an eggplant. you had tried your best for the past 3 months to keep your bump hidden- not wanting the public to know just yet but after you were spotted in the supermarket by a fan who hugged you without warning you definitely couldn't keep it a secret.
so, you decided to post a photo of you and Esme. she was by your side, asleep with her hand on your growing bump. you had your left hand brushing through her disheveled curls and you had a hot chocolate in the other left the caption 'Esme and bump ☁️'
to be honest you couldn't wait for another baby. you loved being a mum and you loved watching Joseph be a dad. Esme was the perfect child and you hoped that this baby would be as good as she is. since you were pregnant you didn't get much sleep so you woke up before Joseph and Esme, meaning you could make them breakfast.
you didn't want to start the vlog by yourself because you loved watching the start of the last vlog which was almost a year ago now- yes people had been requesting a second vlog for almost a year. even when Joseph went to different comic-con's and events at least one person brought up the day in the life and if there would be a part two.
he always reassured everyone that there would be a part two but he just didn't know when but today was definitely the perfect day to do a vlog, Esme's first time properly meeting Santa was surely going to make all the fans hearts melt and it was definitely going to make you emotional. you didn't know why but thinking about her growing up always made you emotional and it was a lot more frequent now that you were pregnant.
you were a hormonal mess and both Esme and Joseph tried their best to not make you cry but sometimes it was difficult. so what you cried when Ray was murdered in The Princess and the Frog- it was sad. Joseph was used to you being hormonal, you were exactly the same when you had Esme. but Esme, she was definitely not used to her mum being upset all the time.
Joseph had to explain to her why you were emotional all the time and she sort of got it but then again she was 5 years old and still only just grasping the concept of holding a conversation properly. Joseph had woken up to pots and pans clinking together in the kitchen. Joseph knew exactly what you were making because you made it practically every day- hash browns, sausages, marmite on toast and a yogurt which changed every day- it depended on how you were feeling but your favourite was definitely peaches.
he and Esme didn't really like the combination so they ate something different but if you were happy, he was happy. he grabbed the camera off of the bedside table and sat up, turning his body to sit on the edge of the bed. "good morning everyone. i don't really know what to do with these things but i do know for a fact that you all wanted another day in the life so i guess this is a part two. Esme is surprisingly still asleep which is shocking because as you can hear" he stayed silent for a minute as he started walking to Esme's room so the camera could hear you singing and clanking around the kitchen.
"y/n is being very loud in the kitchen. it's every morning- she's singing the same song and making the same breakfast. honestly though, i wouldn't change it because she's happy, the baby is definitely happy so i'm happy. oh yeah and if you guys didn't know we are having another baby which is so exciting but anyway, i need to wake Esme up now so you guys know how this goes i guess"
Joseph smiled at the camera before turning it around to show Esme's bedroom door. she was laying on her bed in a starfish position with her hair all over the place. some of it was over her eyes and the rest was just on her pillow. "she is so beautiful" he whispered as he approached her bed, setting up the camera in the exact same position as last time.
he pushed the hair off of her face gently and stroked her cheek. she stirred slightly but didn't wake up, making him lean down to place a few small kisses on her forehead. this made her wake up, her eyes opening slowly. her eyes were exactly the same as Joseph's and that was one thing you hoped all your kids had- his beautiful eyes.
once she saw her dad smiling down at her with his hand running through her hair softly, trying not to catch in any knots. she reached her arms up, still half asleep as she waited her her dad to pick her up for her morning cuddle that she got from both of you every morning. "morning baby. did you sleep okay?" he picked her up and sat her on his lap. she cuddled into him straight away making the smile on his face grow.
"i had a good sleep" her eyes were closed again as she practically fell back asleep on him. "that's good sweetheart. remember what today is?" and with that her eyes shot open and she looked straight at her dad. "Santa" she whispered her excitement building as she realised she was going to meet the Santa Claus.
"that's right sweetheart. we just need to-" before Joseph could finish she crawled off of his lap and ran straight to her closet to pick out the perfect outfit to meet Santa. "daddy help me. we need to go right now before he leaves. i haven't shown him my list yet" Joseph laughed at her hurried antics.
"baby Santa isn't going anywhere okay? we have all day to see him. we need to have breakfast and get ready first" he explained, picking up the camera and pointing it at her as she rummaged around the wardrobe which was filled with clothes. "but what if he doesn't wait daddy? i don't wanna miss him"
Joseph couldn't help it but his heart melted when she said this. she had been talking about seeing Santa since you brought up the idea. "i promise you won't miss him sweetheart. now come on, we have to go see mama" after hearing that she ran to the stairs and waited for Joseph to follow her before she went down them.
the downstairs was filled with the smell of sausages and burnt toast. Esme and Joseph made their way to the kitchen and saw you sniffling as you just watched the sausages cooking in the frying pan. "morning mama" Esme said, running to you and wrapping her small arms around your leg. you sniffled loudly before whispering a small "morning love"
you had burnt your toast by accident and now you were silently crying. you couldn't stop thinking about the food going to waste and it was all your fault. it wasn't like you didn't have other pieces of bread that you could use but you hated wasting food and this just made you feel bad. "y/n, sweetheart why are you crying?" Joseph set the camera down on the kitchen counter, completely forgetting about the vlog. the only thing he cared about in that moment was you.
he came around to where you were standing and wiped under your eyes softly. "yeah mummy why are you crying?" you felt more tears welling up in your eyes as both your husband and daughter tried to comfort you. "i burnt my toast" and with that, fat salty tears rolled down your face quickly. you were practically inconsolable. "that's alright love, we can just make some more. it's not an issue. we have more bread" Joseph always tried his best to calm you down and now was one of these times where he didn't want you to upset yourself even more- it was toast.
"you don't get it Joe. i burnt it and now it's a waste. people are dying and i burnt food now it's not going to get eaten and it's all my fault" you sobbed loudly, leaning into Joseph's shoulder as he wrapped his arms around you. Esme stared up at you with worried and confused eyes. "daddy, is mama okay?" Joseph looked down at the little girl and sent her a smile before nodding.
"why don't you go sit at the table Es, let me sort mama out" he let one of his hands let go of you so he could brush a hand through her hair. all she did was nod her head and walk to where the table was and sit down, waiting patiently like she had been told to.
"sweetheart it's okay, it's just toast baby" he kissed the side of your head gently. you looked up at him, his arms were still wrapped around you as you looked directly at him. "i feel so bad. i burnt it by accident and now-" "see, you said it yourself baby, it was an accident and accidents happen. you didn't mean to burn it so it's okay. how about i make some for you and finish up in here and we can all eat together? why don't you go sit with Esme."
you sniffled, scratching your bump softly before using your sleeve to wipe your nose. you looked at the burnt toast which was sat looking sad on the plate before sighing. silly you crying over toast. "okay" your voice was hoarse, your eyes were bloodshot and you had streaky lines down your cheeks from your tears. Joseph gave you a quick kiss on the cheek before you wrapped the dressing gown around you, walking away from Joseph and the messy kitchen.
Joseph looked at the sausages in the frying pan which here also burnt because of you crying to him. he put everything in the bin and started again- knowing you definitely would not like the taste of burnt sausages. Joseph completely forgot about the camera which was still recording and quickly grabbed it, facing it to himself. "sorry about that guys but duty called. i feel like i should give this to Esme for a bit whilst i focus on this"
Joseph shouted out for Esme, waiting to hear the sound of the pitter patter of tiny feet running across the floor. he smiled softly when he saw her running r
through the kitchen door and look up at him. "mummy's okay daddy. she's calmed down" Joseph did feel relief fill his body as he heard from his little girl that you had in fact calmed down now.
"that's good sweetheart, listen, i'm not focusing on the vlog right now- do you want to take the camera and speak to everyone?" her eyes widened as she realised she yet again got the to look after the camera. "yes please daddy. can i show the baby?" she asked as he handed her the camera. "if mama is okay with it love. go ask her baby" she squealed and ran back into the dining room where you were sat on your phone.
"mama, mama look. daddy let me take the camera. can i show everyone the baby" you put down your phone and smiled to her, tucking a piece of lose hair behind her ear. "yeah you can show everyone the baby" you lifted up Joseph's top, which was oversized on you, and showed your almost fully grown bump, placing your hand on your belly. she gently placed her hand on top of yours but made sure the camera could see the baby.
as you and Esme stroked your bump you felt little kicks coming from your baby. you loved the feeling of your babies kicking. when you first felt Esme kick you were shocked. obviously you'd never been in that situation before but you instantly started crying knowing your baby was okay. "mama look, the baby is kicking us. the baby is kicking for the fans" she squealed loudly making you laugh.
"yeah baby, the baby is kicking for the fans" Esme kept the camera focused on your bump as she carried on stroking it. "do you know how long it will be until we see Santa mama? i don't wanna miss him" you knew Esme really wanted to meet Santa but you also knew he wasn't going anywhere just yet. you could see the desperation on her face as she awaited your response.
"sweetheart, Santa isn't going anywhere so i promise you won't miss him. we need to eat first baby and get dressed before we can go out" she sighed dramatically but handed you the camera so you could turn it off when she heard Joseph coming in with everyone's breakfast. you shut off the camera and focused on your family, wanting to enjoy the family breakfast time alone and without the camera.
"here we are loves" you heard Joseph say as he placed all the plates on the table. you had your usual sausages, hash browns, toast and yogurt whilst Joseph and Esme had sausage sandwiches. "mmm yummy. thank you daddy" Esme was always polite and you were so proud that she always used her manners, even if she was in a mood with either you or Joseph she always said her 'pleases' and 'thank yous'.
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after breakfast and you all getting ready (which Esme insisted on filming for the fans) you were all finally ready to meet Santa. Esme was speaking to the camera for the whole car ride. you've never heard her speak so fluently and it just melted your heart. "so guys we are seeing Santa" she squealed, making you turn to watch her in the back seat.
"mama, do you think Santa will like me?" Joseph looked at her through the rear view mirror with a slight frown. she had dropped the camera slightly so she could look at both her parents, she could see that both of you were frowning. "why would Santa not like you sweetheart?" Joseph's hand squeezed yours as she awaited her answer.
she sighed loudly and placed the camera next to her. "i just don't wanna get on the naughty list so close to Christmas. i want him to like me when i see him" both the frowns on yours and Joseph's faces dropped into sympathy looks. "sweetheart you've been really really good this year, Santa definitely will not take you off of the nice list this close to Christmas. i'm sure he will stop at our house first just because of how good you've been"
once she heard Joseph reassure her that she would definitely not be put on the naughty list, she picked the camera back up and carried ok talking to the fans about what she had asked for and how excited she was for Christmas. "Joe, maybe we could go to the Christmas market after we see Santa? it could be fun. Esme's never been to one before"
Joseph loved Christmas markets, there was just so much to look at and everything was just so beautiful there. you also knew that Joseph wanted to take Esme to one, you went together on your third date and it was just something in that moment that you were the one for him. he didn't know what it was, maybe it was your compassion for others or just that you loved Christmas because it bought you and your family closer. he just knew he needed to be with you and that was it.
"yeah we can do love, you sure you won't get tired with all the walking? i don't wanna drag you around baby. you've been feeling sore and i know walking for you is difficult" you turned and smiled at him. he had been making sure you were okay, as he should, but he always made sure you were comfortable. he didn't want you to push yourself to far that you can barely walk (which you did when you were pregnant with Esme).
"we can go love, i wanna take her to one. this will be her last Christmas alone and i wanna make it as special as possible" he bought your right hand to his lips and placed a small kiss on the back of your hand. "it will always be special baby, she loves every year. don't worry" you turned and smiled at him, your heart melting as he reassured you.
you arrived at the shopping centre where Santas grotto was being held. you realised that the Christmas market wasn't too far away from the shopping centre which you thanked the lord above because it meant Joseph didn't have to drive for hours to get there which also meant you didn't need to sit down for hours with the baby kicking against your ribs.
Joseph had parked in the shopping centre car park which meant you'd only have to walk to the lift and then to where the grotto was inside the centre. Joseph jogged around to where Esme was and helped her out the car. he then opened the door for you, sticking his hand out so he could help you out the car just like he did for Esme.
what you both didn't know was that Esme was filming both you and Joseph as he helped you get out of the car. "wow such a gentlemen" you joked as you closed the car door, placing your left hand on your bump. "yeah mama, daddy is a gentleman" she copied, not really pronouncing it correctly which made you and Joseph laugh loudly.
"come on sweetheart, give daddy the camera so you can walk with mama." she handed Joseph the camera and then walked to you, seeing your hand stretched out for her to take so you could both walk hand in hand. Joseph was sneakily recording you and Esme walking together "my girls are the cutest" he whispered to the camera as Esme and you swung your held hands back and forth. Joseph then turned the camera off and jogged over to you guys and grabbed ahold of Esme's other hand, walking towards the lift.
once you had finally gotten into the shopping centre itself, you saw signs all over showing the direction to Santa's grotto. Joseph got out the camera out and showed Esme. she was squealing every so often when she saw a sign- 'Santas grotto this way'. "Es, are you excited to see Santa?"
she practically screamed when she finally saw the grotto which was surrounded by elves, fake snow, fake gingerbread men and other families who’s children were just as excited to see Santa as Esme. “omg daddy look. Santas elves are all here. i can’t wait to see him” you smiled brightly as you listened to your little girl speak.
“yeah baby, his elves are here. there’s not many people in the queue sweetheart so it won’t be long” Joseph replied as he ran a hand through her perfectly curled hair. you loved Esme’s hair, it just fit her perfectly and you were so grateful she had inherited that from Joseph. after a few minutes of waiting it was your turn to see Santa. Esme began to grow nervous even though she had been excited ever since you had decided to take her to see Santa.
“mama i’m nervous” she whispered as her grip on your hand became tighter. “it’s okay sweetheart, do you want me to come with you?” after seeing her nod her head you all walked into the grotto, seeing Santa sat in his big chair with a smile on his face. Joseph had also came into the room, filming the two of you with Santa.
“wow, it’s nice to meet you. what’s your name?” Santa said as you gently placed Esme on his lap. “Esme” she whispered looking up at him. “that’s a pretty name, now. have you been a good girl this year?” she finally started coming out of her shell as she got comfortable with Santa- obviously she was calm because you were right next to her.
“yes i’ve been really good, haven’t i mama?” she turned to you and watched you nod your head and tuck a piece of hair behind her ear. she turned back to Santa who was smiling brightly at the five year old. “well that’s brilliant! if there were two things you’d really want this Christmas, what would it be?” she thought for a moment before her eyes lit up.
“i would love a new barbie doll house please. i’ve seen it on the tv and daddy said if i’m good i could ask you for it so i wrote it on my list. i hope you got it” she said, swinging her legs back and forth as she then thought for her next ‘gift’. “i did see it on your list. you’ll have to wait until Christmas morning to see if you got that. you are very polite” Santa said, making Esme have a small blush appear on her cheeks. “thank you” she whispered, a small, shy smile appearing on her face.
“what else do you wish for Esme?” you whispered to her, watching as she went deep into thought for a moment. Joseph was watching from afar, his eyes filled with adoration as he watched his two girls interact with one another. “well, my mama is having a baby and i would really like it to be a girl. but, after that i would like another baby but for it to be a boy. not another girl please.” she spoke, listening as you and Joseph laughed at her.
Santa coughed before shifting slightly with Esme in his lap. “well, i’m not to sure if i can do that Esme but i’ll try my hardest. maybe wait until your mama and dad are ready. maybe they just want you and then this baby and that might be it. but it’s up to them, if they do i’ll try my best to make it a baby boy” Santa said, making Esme’s smile widen. she really wanted more then one sibling and if Santa said he’d try his hardest for her to have more then one she would take it.
you got up from the floor, struggling as your bump got in the way. kneeling was not a good idea but you didn’t want Esme to be uncomfortable with just Santa. “Esme sweetheart, do you want a photo with Santa?” when you saw her nod her head you walked as fast as you could to stand beside Joseph who took ahold of your hand almost immediately.
you both watched intently as Esme put on her best smile for the picture. just having that memory filmed from Joseph and having a picture of her first time meeting Santa just made you wanna cry. your baby girl was growing up and it just felt like time was going so quickly. you saw Joseph panning the camera to you as you both watched your daughter with Santa.
“baby are you crying” Joseph asked as he realised you were genuinely about to cry. “i’m just really proud of her. i have no idea why but i’m so lucky she’s my daughter and the fact that she’s growing up just makes me sad because one day she’ll be doing this with her kids” you sniffled, praying that your tears wouldn’t actually fall because today was the first day you’d done your makeup in months and it actually looked pretty.
“aww sweetheart, it’s okay. that’s not for a very love time yet. don’t cry, you did your makeup beautifully” he whispered, leaning in to kiss your cheek. “i know” you replied, making him smile and pull you into his side, both of your focus shifting back to Esme and Santa. “thank you Santa. get rest before Christmas Eve, you’re gonna be busy” Esme said, giving Santa a hug before walking over to you guys with a small gift in her hands.
“mama look what Santa gave me, he said it was an early present for being good” she squealed, her excited expression filling both yours and Joseph’s heart with so much love. “wow baby, that’s great. say one last thank you before we leave” you smiled as she grabbed ahold of your hand. “bye Santa, have a nice Christmas” she waved, practically pulling you out of the grotto.
“bye Esme, and you have a lovely Christmas too” he smiled, waving back at her. after you and Joseph thanked the staff you were handed the few photos of Esme and Santa, you made your way back to the car to finally go to the Christmas market. “daddy, can i please tell the fans about Santa when i’m in the car?” she asked when the three of you got into the lift.
“of course sweetheart. i’m sure they’d love to hear all about it” he smiled brightly at her. Joseph took ahold of your hand and let his thumb softly run over the top of it comfortingly. you turned to look at him, seeing him already glancing at you with a gentle smile on his lips. “are you sure you wanna go to the christmas market? we have walked a lot today and i don’t wanna tire you out more”
you loved him. even though it was your idea he still wanted to make sure you were alright and make sure you wanted to go. you nodded to him, squeezing his hand as the lift door finally opened up on your floor. “yes i still wanna go, we don’t have to stay long i just wanna look around. Esme’s never been to one before and it would be nice to end the day after going to that” you replied, walking out of the lift and seeing the car which thankfully wasn’t to far away.
“okay sweetheart, only if you’re sure though, we won’t stay long” he kissed your cheek and passed the camera to Esme again who was waiting patiently for her dad to help her into the car, and opened the car door for you, helping you in and closing the door after you had gotten comfortable.
“daddy, are we going home now?” Esme asked, holding the camera to her face as Joseph strapped her into her car seat. “no sweetheart, we are going to go the the Christmas market first then going home” Joseph said as he finally finished clicking the button together in her car seat. “does that mean i get to vlog more daddy? that’s so nice for the fans” she said, smiling at him. “yes it does sweetheart”
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the Christmas market was beautiful. it was filled with all different market stools with food, drinks, different hand crafted ornaments, and so many other stools which you didn’t get around to look at because of how sore your feet and back was.
you stayed at the market for about an hour before both you and Esme were complaining about being tired and you were just in so much pain from all the walking that you’d hardly gotten any market content for the vlog. however, Esme decided to sing Christmas songs the whole way home so that would definitely be content the fans would love.
after getting home, you saw it was 5pm already and you were shattered. you’d been waking all day, practically cried twice and all you wanted to do was sit down and sleep. you had spoken to the camera probably 4 times and that was practically nothing compared to the other video where you were talking to the camera the whole time but you were tired and pregnant.
Joseph had gone up stairs with Esme for a while so he could vlog something you had absolutely no idea about so you were left on the sofa watching orange is the new black. you could hear laughter and a few words from their conversation but you couldn’t make our full sentences and after a while their voices started to fade as your eyes fluttered closed, the day finally catching up with you as you napped on the sofa.
Joseph and Esme were drawing pictures together so they could give them to you just because they loved you. they were both sat at the small plastic table, the chairs too small to even fit Joseph on them so he was sat on the floor, drawing hearts, flowers and Esme was even drawing a family portrait of the three of you.
“Es, was there a reason you wanted to do this for mama?” Joseph asked, his eyes focused on his drawing of a huge flower which was actually not really looking like a flower. “she’s tired daddy. baby not being nice to her so i wanna show her i love her” she replied, picking up the red pen and writing a small ‘i love you’ on the bottom of the page. “that’s so sweet of you baby, she’s gonna love it so much.” he smiled at her, tickling her sides making her laugh. “stop daddy, don’t let me mess up my art”.
the two of them were up there for two hours before they came down to see you still sleeping peacefully on the sofa. “mama? mama wake up please, i have a surprise for you” Esme whispered, making you finally open your eyes from your nap. you saw the clock on the wall reading ‘7:26pm’ making you thank god for you all eating out earlier, it meant you didn’t have to cook which also meant more time in bed.
“what is it sweetheart” you said, voice croaky as you sat up on the sofa. she squeezed in next to you and you wrapped your arm around her. “i drew it for you” she yawned after that but nevertheless handed you the piece of paper. your heart melted as your eyes looked around the page. it wasn’t detailed but it was detailed enough to where you could make out what it was. there was you, your bump, Joseph and Esme all together with a few flowers dotted around the page.
“wow sweetheart this is beautiful, you are so creative” you said, kissing her forehead gently and playing with a few strands of her curled hair. you saw that she was dressed in her pyjamas meaning Joseph had gotten her ready for bed- it was nearing her bedtime and you could tell she was tired from the amount of yawning she had done since being downstairs.
“maybe it’s time for you to go to bed sweetheart? you seem really tired” you said, kissing her forehead as she cuddled into you more. you heard Joseph click the off button on the camera and placing it down on the coffee table, meaning he had stopped recording. “yeah love, you are practically falling asleep on mama here and we don’t want that. why don’t you say goodnight and i’ll tuck you in?” Joseph suggesting, making her nod her head, obviously to tired to complain.
“night mama, i love you” she whispered, making you smile. “night my sweet girl. i love you too. i’ll see you in the morning” you said, giving her a kiss on the cheek before Joseph picked her up and took her upstairs to her princess bedroom. you absolutely loved your family and you were so grateful they were in your life forever.
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after the video had been up for a few days, the views had practically doubled on this video with so many more positive comments which you absolutely loved to read. of course there were a few negative ones but you always skipped them, they didn’t really impact you in any way but the positive ones always did. most of them were about Esme, again, and how beautiful she was but then again there were so many comments about all of you and how well you and Joseph had raised Esme:
“this family is the cutest! the fact that Joseph calmed y/n down shows how patient he is with her and their relationship is just so beautiful. congratulations on the new baby y/n!”
“guys, it’s a sad day, Esme didn’t say blob in this video, she said vlog, it means she’s growing up and i can see why y/n was crying in Santas grotto 🥹”
“y/n is glowing, like, she looks so beautiful. (not saying that she doesn’t look beautiful any other time but specifically in this video she looks gorgeous)”
“Joseph and y/n are just such good parents like i just cannot cope with the ending where Esme and Joseph were talking about y/n and then Esme giving y/n the drawing. you can just tell that baby loves her parents so much”
“okay if my kid isn’t as polite and kind as Esme, i don’t want it. she’s been bought up so well and not many kids have manners so well done y/n and Joseph”
“Esme asking for the baby to be a girl and then asking for a baby brother just melts my heart. she could of asked for anything and she asked for that, so cute 🥰”
“okay, Joseph helping y/n out of the car and then Esme copying y/n and calling him a gentleman was just the cutest thing, my heart is just melting rn”
“Esme is so pretty, like she’s the perfect mix of Joseph and y/n. hearing y/n say proud of Esme just made me so happy. i love this little family so much!”
and there were so many others. you and Joseph loved to read through all the comments which were made about your family never failed to put a smile on your face. you sometimes even read them to Esme to tell her how much the fans liked her. “so mama, the fans really like me?” she asked, her doe eyes looking straight at you. “yes sweetheart, they really do”.
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for your followers: africa spoilers as big as the fucking shadowland.
today's movie that's totally kid friendly and NEVER ever at any point sexual or violent: the lion king 2.
- ian, day one.
- mickey: grumpy. moody. antisocial.
ian:
- ian trying to equal mickey's talent.
- "not good?" he asked, taking a second look at what he'd made.
"it's shit, red cheeks."
- mickey and ian discovering he's got a thing for portraits.
- mickey's nights prior to ian.
- ian at jan.
- ian x mickey vs jan.
- "mom?"
- them being young and careless and free in chapter six.
- "she didn't tell me. what the feather means. […] she only told me to give it to you." / "it's a long ass story." / "i'm not going anywhere."
- once again, them at god's window.
- pov: you're ian pulling up to mickey's house for the first time.
- when ian set the pan on fire and thought mickey was talking about him.
"like i said, cute as fuck."
- pov: you're ian while mickey and mandy fight.
- obscure figures doing their figure shit in chapter eleven.
- "y'think i'm ugly? / "no, i think you're alive." i can't tell you why, it's just the exact eye expression i expect of mickey.
- "you and your stupid face distracted me." / "guess i'll try my best to be less distracting, then." / "impossible."
- "but he can make it up to me, one dress at a time."
- the braai. case closed.
- it's an edited version, but they made me think of inyoni and her grief. someone give her a blanket and a hot chocolate.
- "just tell him, ian." / "what if he doesn't feel the same way?" / "you know he does." / "yeah, i know."
- mickey: desperately trying to get rid off mandy.
ian: "breakfast?"
- the words flew out before he could stop himself. "fuck, you're so beautiful." / mickey lowered the camera. "fuck, you're gorgeous."
- ian x mickey, chapter seven and fiften respectively.
- there. you wanna tell me THAT'S kid friendly? anyhow, ian and mickey, day seven and fifteen respectively. (i've been waiting for this one in particular. i think i'm very funny for it. on the ground.)
- bonus: me at jan.
- bonus bonus: you, planning africa.
- bonus x3: i wanted to add more, but tumblr only allows thirty images per ask. which. fucking rude.
ASKGJHAKJSGHAKS NOSHO!!!! 😭 THESE ARE SO GOOD!!!!!
🦁🪶🦒
Ian on day one is SO CUTE 😭😭😭 and THAT SECOND ONE!!! It's SO them! 🥹🧡
awwh Ian on his first days! Trying to be like Mickey 😭
ajsghakjshgk Mickey's nightmares 😭 oh man this one hurts!
there he is 😂 it's never long before Jan gets a mention!
MOM 😭
IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE 😭😭😭
every movie 😂 they all have a god's window shot 😂
I LOVE the idea of Mickey's house being that rock 😂😂😂 and Ian being all excited over it anyway 😂😂
cute as fuck 😂😂
poor Ian having to watch these two siblings fight all the time 😂
THE FIGURE RETURNS! 😁
that EYE being Mickey's 😭😭😭
Mandy and her dreams of dresses 😂😂😂
THE BRAAI!!!! 😂 *SO* ACCURATE!
THE DOVES 😭😭😭
we are ALL pushing their noses together 😂😂😂
"breakfast?" 😂😂😂 that is so cute!
omg 😂 is it hot in here? 😂 should've used that gif as the header 😂
awwwwh they're gonna start a pride of their own 🥹🧡
okay but that IS you fighting Jan 😂😂😂
and yeah that last one 😂😂😂 also the witch in chapter 5 😂
that's SO rude of tumblr 😂
THANK YOU NOSHO 🥰🧡 that was SUCH an amazing post again! 😍🥰💚
calling the gang! @francesrose3 @juliakayyy @thisdivorce 🥰
🦁🪶🦒🧡💖💚💙❤️🤗😎
#i absolutely love this#what do i tag this#theres gonna be spoilers now for people who havent read 15 yet#but not massive spoilers...#gif shenanigans#shameless#africa#nosho growls#willow growls back
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OFMD EP3 REACTION
we open with zheng's crew raiding a ship
"who's the captain" "he calls himself the soul reaper" "i'm not calling him that" zheng is great
WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE SUICIDE STUFF
"you've bested me" camera pans to stede and olu
"culturally, this must be very hard for you... but your last act on this planet WILL be surrendering to a woman" ZHENG IS GREAT. and the Very Confused expression on bartholemew's face like
stede's job is to ferry the champagne dslghskjgs
zheng chilling out and having a nice charcuterie board with the guy she's raiding... have i mentioned that she's the best because she's the best
zheng practically twirling her hair going "omg noooo forget it it's just a crazy idea aha....." she's a fucking genius. you work for her now, idiot
"that's what i always say! olu, don't i say that?" "no" olu's not havin it
zheng "this is a 'join me or die' situation" zheng's not havin it
STEDE PUT DOWN THE ABACUS THERE HAVE BEEN ENOUGH ABACUS CASUALTIES
oh fuck first mate aunty's seen the revenge
stede's running out the room
ooh the revenge is fucked. anyone who isn't a named character is probably dead
STEDE HURLS HIMSELF FUCKING OVERBOARD WITHOUT HESITATION GOOD LORD
he has a one track mind and all the stations are labeled "ed <3"
he fucking bellyflopped into the ocean i am begging him to grow a single brain cell
it plays the music that ed and stede kissed to... and then stede gets onboard the ruined ship with nobody there and it goes silent... i am eating my desk
there's blood streaks all over the walls, stede's portrait has daggers in it
the crew are eating a seagull
fucking scene from a horror movie right there
IT IS JUST THE FIVE OF THEM SGSKJGHSFJG
"where's ed?" "there's no good way to say this, stede, but we-" "OH IS THIS STEDE" archie i love you but please
"just thought you'd be taller, y'know, muscly, charismatic-" "why are you saying that" "...this is good soup" ARCHIE BABYGIRL
"bonnet! good to see you" izzy positively DRIPPING with stank. if we thought lucius hated stede, we ain't seen nothing yet
"frenchie, where is ed?" oh god he knows frenchie's so shit at lying "...he retired" to where, Pirate Heaven? well. Pirate Hell considering what he's been doing
everyone nodding at that, even izzy. i can't believe izzy wants to fucking spare stede's feelings
"you just wanna keep the soft one happy" LET ZHENG HAVE A GUYWIFE!!!
izzy saying HE stabbed stede's portrait and being remarkably unconvincing
and here we go with ed in purgatory!
edward teach, died on a beach
i know who this is i've seen the spoilers it's a vision of hornigold. the question is how much am i going to hate him
he's got a pet pig named ruthie so unfortunately that is a point in his favour. god damn it. let me hate someone
hornigold's got this ghostly reverb on his voice and i think he's wearing a sail as a coat? it looks cool
HE LOOKS LIKE IF MY GRANDPA WAS EVIL
"open up for the cargo ship" ...i already know people are gonna be weirdly horny about hornigold. i don't like it.
"LAST TIME I SAW YOU YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA FLAY MY SKIN AND FEED IT BACK TO ME" "yeah alright alright that was messed up i'm sorry. i was in a bad place back then... too much on the rhino horn" oh god ed's become him. is there generational trauma but for pirates. captaining trauma?
aunty please don't scare fang he is a delicate flower and he has been through enough
JIM AND OLU!!!!
"eu-caly-ptus-es. eu-ca-lump-tus" i'm never gonna say eucalyptus the same way again thank u olu
(shoulder bump) "i missed you" AWWWW "i kissed someone" OH FUCK RIGHT AWAY
they are still so fucking cute!!!!! zheng/olu/jim/archie endgame!!!
"i saw her boobs" "oh ok" "both of them" "ok that's enough" SLKFHSDGKJSHKG
stede's back on the ruined revenge STOP PLAYING THE KISS MUSIC I'M GOING INSANE
montage of stede retrieving all of ed's daggers
aaaaand izzy's there
"we just redecorated" "i don't mind actually i think the knives really help bring the place together" stede's priorities are 1) ed 2) being a bitch to izzy
"he was either gonna watch the world burn or die trying, so which is it?" STEDE KNOWS
"he was a wild dog and we dealt with him like one!" "you sent him to doggie heaven." GODDDDDD
"no. i could never do that. we deserted him on a beach, left nature to do the rest, more than he would've done for us" but it's a dream, so izzy is a lying liar who lies. to protect STEDE
"you and me did this to him, and we cannot let this crew suffer any more for our mistakes" if you told me last week that this line would come up in a conversation between stede and izzy, i would not fucking believe you when you told me who said it
"bet you're wondering how i ended up here" "nope" ed's just standing there like a five year old following their parent around
"you're worried you're insane" "yeah a little bit" YEAH SO AM I ED
SOUP AGAIN
SOUP HEALS EVERYTHING
"ed can be quite troubled" "girl, how ARE you" thank you zheng. how else do you respond to the #1 ed apologist
pirates do not know how to handle break-ups without having a little massacre as a treat huh
aunty has found Something!
"i thought about opening an inn" BLACKBEARD'S BAR AND GRILL AND FISHING EQUIPMENT AND GIFT SHOP ENDGAME PLEASE
and now ed and hornigold are play-acting it out
JEFF'S INN BY THE SEA okay WHY is ed's fake name always jeff. is that a tragic backstory too lmao
ed's little leaf for a pin
he really is just a little kid playing with his dadptain who really does not want to be playing with a five year old
"why are you being a dick" "i'm not being a dick, you're gonna have to deal with customers like that" this is unfortunately true
THAT POST ABOUT STEDE BEING GOOD AT FRONT OF HOUSE AND ED BEING GOOD AT BACK OF HOUSE. ENDGAME ENDGAME ENDGAME
"grown man covered in tattoos? with daddy issues?" hornigold woke up and chose violence
"i never told anyone about that" "but you did. and he left you" hornigold isn't just hornigold or a stand-in for ed's dad. he's all of ed's inner demons. welcome to purgatory bay bee
"and it all boils down to this: you're afraid you're unlovable" aaaaaaaaaand ed has snapped hornigold's neck. but he's not real so he's fine probably
yeah he sat up
"you can't kill me, eddie" montage of ed killing him over and over
man if eddie was hornigold's nickname for ed, izzy calling him eddie has a whole new context
OH FUCK AUNTY FOUND ED'S BODY IN THE HOLD
stede's face
frenchie leaning his head against izzy in the brig....
"go on, bonnet, give me your worst" and stede can't even say anything. and izzy's crying. and i'm crying.
pirate purgatory bay bee
is this a "ed can go back, but only if he chooses to" thing? with ED'S suicidal ideation? i know he does but let's see how they resolve it
"you're talking about purgatory" "no, what's that?" hornigold calling me out personally???
"what do you like about life?" "okay, warmth. good food. intercourse. orgasms." IS THIS FORESHADOWING HMMMMMM
cons: "i don't think anyone's waiting for me" i am rubbing my hands together babyboy you don't know how wrong you are
"pick up my fuckin' staff" dream hornigold is committed to being a wizard
olu trying to convince zheng not to execute izzy and co
BOAT-MANCE
"what is the status of that is it ongoing or?"
zheng: pro for killing jim is you will be single
"we're best friends. family." honestly no matter what form olu and jim's relationship takes i love them
"how would this execution affect-" (caresses olu's chest with her sword) "-us?" AAAAAAAAAAAA
honestly olu if you don't get with zheng. jim might. if they don't get executed
"what do you mean us?" "i was trying to seduce you" "oh" "was that not clear?" "no" i love how even the hyper-competent pirate queen is allowed to be a lil awkward
AND SHE'S KISSING OLU WELL WELL WELL
"towel service! ...it's chamomile!" it's CHLOROFORM BAY BEE
stede's organising a jailbreak!
"i never said [i had perfect aim]" "you said it today" lucius is not havin it
"the entire escape relies on this" this is the type of action movie hero shit that s1 pete would eat up. s2 pete, however, has at least a fraction of a brain cell and doesn't want to risk it. and you know what that is? growth.
FUCK YEAH ARCHIE
lucius ziplining across while going "ohgodohgodohgodohgod" big mood
"where's olu?" "go find him!" uh oh and jim's gonna walk in on him and zheng. they'd better join in or i'm rioting
HE'S SITTING ON HER DESK SWINGING HIS LITTLE FEETIES AS SHE KISSES HIM
"did you know about this?!" oh no she's gonna think he was playing her this whole time!!!
zheng runs out and jim runs in and olu is torn BUT HE TAKES JIM'S HAND
"set the sail!" stede there is barely half of a fucking sail
olu awkwardly waving at zheng and she's heartbroken oh god. she wasn't kidding when she said the timing was bad. now they've made a very dangerous enemy
izzy tries to THANK stede and stede just has a thousand yard, devastated stare and walks away
"you already made your choice" and ed suddenly has a very large rock tied to him oh god oh fuck
"i'm not me. i'm you. you brought me here." "why would i do that" gee i don't know ed maybe because you like torturing yourself
"so if you hate me and i'm you..." "...i hate myself" "bullseye! finally!" i'd say i feel sorry for ed but he did very much do all that shit
"...i'm not lovable" OKAY I AM NOT IMMUNE TO FEELING SORRY FOR ED
ed still needs someone else to pull the metaphorical trigger
only when stede goes down to the hold by himself does he allow himself to mourn
and there's ed in the ocean RUBBING MY HANDS TOGETHER
I'M CRYING
stede pulls the cover off ed's face and in the dream ed suddenly starts to struggle for air!!!!!
HIS FINGER'S TWITCHING
stede's crying i'm crying
god it's like a "come here" gesture i'm going insane and also crying
"I'M HERE!" AND THE ROPE FALLS OFF ED'S WAIST AND I HAVE TO PAUSE AND SOB LOUDLY!!!!!!
THE LITTLE MERSTEDE!!!!!!!
AND ED WAKES UP!!!!!!!
end credits sequence is just the sun shining through the water. i really thought it was gonna be ed sitting up and headbutting stede in the face
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THE LAST OF US EP 1.08 SPOILERS
guys i’m with a friend again and they don’t know what’s gonna happen and i’m literally so fucking scared HAHAHAHA
I’M SO SCARED
I’M SHAKING AND SWEATING
the second i see troy baker on my screen i’m screaming and yelling and running
my friend was like “BRIEF NUDITY OMGGGG🤭” and i was like 😳🫢 NOT FOR THE REASONS YOU THINK
THEY KEPT THE NAME OF THE RESTARAUNT
i hate this
i’m already so scared
not forgotten memories playing
YELLINNNNGGGGGG TROY BAKER I’M YYEEELLLIIINNNNGGGGGGG
WAIT IS THIS BEFORE THEY WERE CANNIBALS????????
or are they speaking in code??????
JOEL AND ELLIE WOOOOOOOO
ugh god i love them
OH NO
ELLIE DON’T LEAVE MISS GIRL
PLEASE
THE RABBIT AHH AHHH AHHH
THIS IS A LIL TOO MUCH LIKE THE GAME AHHHHHHH
OH GOD
this is definitely NOT before they were cannibals
omg just like the game
ewwwww
also so slay that troy has gotten to act with 2 ellie’s
GODDDDD THIS IS SO MUCH LIKE THE GAME I HATE IT AND LOVE IT
i’m so stressed
THAT CRAZY MAN WAS TRAVELLING WITH A LITTLE GIRL AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
I’M SO SCAREDDDD
troy baker is slaying
THE MUSICCCCCCCCCC
I’M SO SCARED DUDE
THE LAST OF US (YOU AND ME) FUCK OFF
THE SHOT OF HER LYING NEXT TO HIM GO AWAYYYYYYYYYY
THE WAY HE TURNED TOWARD HER I’M GONNA DROWN MYSELF
WHERE DID THAT MEAT COME FROM???
HUH????
THAT’S NOT VENISON IS IT
NOPE
BC THEY JUST GOT BACK WITH THE DEER
I’M GONNA THROW UP
SO THEY LIE TO THEM ABOUT WHAT THEY’RE EATING?????
EXCUSE ME THE WAY HE HIT HER???? I’D BE JUMPIN OVER TABLES TO STAB HIM
god they made david so much worse uuugh
i’m actually sweating so much
IT’S DEFINITELY NOT VENISON JAMES WAS SO APPREHENSIVE AND RELUCTANT TO EAT
ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY AHHHHHHH
uh oh ellie’s wearing the sweater from the promos where she’s in the cage😅
I’M SO FUCKING SCARED
THEY’RE AFTER HER BRO
oh joel’s gonna fuck people UP when he’s fully conscious
preparing to see this horse get shot unfortunately
NOT TROY BEING THE ONE THAT SHOOTS THE HORSE
GODDAMNIT
THE MUSIC AHHHHHH
troy do be slaying tho
I DON’T LIKE THIS
ready for joel miller to beat some bitches U P
hit me with the “that’s alright. i believe him.” PLEASE
YES JOEL MILLER
STEALTH KILL SLAY
HOMIE HIT TRIANGLE
OH NO.
ELLIE IN THE CAGE.
OH NO.
hmmmmm couldn’t think of why the cage is in THE KITCHEN.
PLEASE LET THIS BE THE INTERROGATION SCENE.
PLEASE
YYEEESSSSSSS
YEEESSSSSS
SLAY SLAY SLAY
YEAAAAA MAP TECHNIQUE
“that’s okay. i believe him” YYEEEAAAAAAA
OH NO
OHHHH NO
THE EAR
BREAK HIS FINGER ELLIE
BREAK IT
ellie doesn’t need a father?? hard to believe
i want her to break his finger so bad
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAMERA PAN DOWN TO THE HAND
EWWWW HIS HAND OVER HERS IS SO GROSS
YEA BREAK HIS FINGER
CUNT???? YEA. BELLA RAMSEY IS SERVING THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YEAAAA ELLIE IS THE GIRL THAT BROKE YOUR FUCKING FINGER
YEA JOEL MILLER
WAIT IS THIS WHERE HE FINDS ELLIE’S BAG???
OHHHH GOD
EWWWW THE BODIES
OH GOD IT’S THE PART
troy baker still serving
NOOOO TROY BAKER
OH GOD BOSS FIGHT TIME
IT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE THE GAME TOO
I’M SO SCARED
I’M SCARED
THE CRAWLING PART LIKE THE GAME AHHHHH
HER SCREAMING I CANNOT.
“it’s okay babygirl” CRYING CRYING
them walking away and leaning on each other😭😭😭😭
NEXT WEEK IS GONNA KILL ME
ASHLEY JOHNSON ASHLEY JOHNSON ASHLEY JOHNSON
AHHHHHH
god i’m not gonna survive
THE FAKE HORSE PFFFFFT
UGH.
the look in ellie’s eyes when joel wraps his jacket around her UUUUGGHHHHH
BELLA RAMSEY GIVE THEM ALL THE AWARDS
welp. see you next week. for THE FINALE.
UUUUGH.
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TBB S2E8
I’m ready to have my soul torn out!
Idk if Omega struggling with meditating backs up or disproves the Force-sensitive theory
HOUSTON WE HAVE A SKAKO MINOR MENTION LFLEKWKSKWAAKAKA
I want to stroke Hunter’s hair
The camera panning down to Omega lmao
Echo I love you but you’re a fugitive you can’t be a witness use your brain cell
HEIST TIME
Didn’t Rampart recognise Omega???
Omega would have been a great Senator in another timeline
YES OMEGA YOU TELL THAT BITCH
“Leave it to me!” I adore Tech so much
Wrecker my darling it’s okay you’re fine just don’t look down
Wrecker body-slamming clones a la Cody lmao
”I was off by 6.4 metres. Not my best.” He’s iconic
YES CHUCHI GET HIS ARSE
RUN OMEGA RUN
Palpy rising up genuinely gave me chills
HAAAAAA GET ARRESTED IDIOT
Kinda sad Crosshair didn’t get to kill him ngl
Wait
omg that backfired so massively wtf
PALPY PLAYED THEM DAVE NO I HATE YOU
Hold the phone
WHAT THE FUCK
HE’S NOT HE’S NOT HE’S NOT
They did it I’m genuinely crying wtf
No
DAVID CHRISTOPHER FILONI I AM IN YOUR WALLS
he’s not coming back is he
but the kid
ECHO HOW IS HUNTER MEANT TO KEEP THEM ALL IN CHECK WITHOUT YOU
HE CAN’T GO
I KNEW IT WAS COMING A PART OF ME KNEW HE WAS GOING TO COME INTO CONFLICT WITH THEM BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T DOING ENOUGH BUT I DIDN’T THINK HE’D LEAVE
At least he’ll be with Rex but wtf
I refuse
THE MUSIC
what if we never see him again
no absolutely not goodbye I hate everyone and everything
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