pervy friend that loves fondling your body when no one is looking, even in public. caressing under your clothes as they frot and, sometimes, dry hump you to get themselves off. knowing it turns you on to be felt up, pleading for you to let them cum in their pants. holding on to parts of your body as they frot faster, mindlessly repeating, "i wanna cum on you... fucking you... please, let me? may i... i... wanna cum... say yes... please? feel how hard i am, wanna cum for you..." ♡
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i hate this popular sentiment that's like "nobody cares about your baby" "nobody cares what you had for dinner" "nobody cares about your spotify wrapped" like ok why are you on social media following people whose lives you don't care about. there's an easy fix for that
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia
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Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.
For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.
I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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i'm constantly daydreaming about a group of friends who edge and goon together for hours and days, all of us encouraging each other to go dumber and edge more, rewarding each other with toys or offering our mouths and holes and dicks to use as toys, and everyone is getting happier and more ditzy and bouncy and just... hng 🤤🥰
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this is the dream!!! 💕🥰 i want be totally corrupted by everything that helps my friends goon, lazily going at it for hours and never really stopping. being sooo overstimulated but it feels too good, my brain melting away... everyone focused on chasing the next climax, turning each other on again, not even thinking about what they're doing, mindlessly humping.
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worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.
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brother i’m going to be honest with you. i don’t give a fuck if he’s “redeemable” or not. what is this, the checkout counter? he’s not a fucking COUPON!!!!!
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