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in the japanese suburbs, every street is lined with rain gutters, so even during heavy rain, the streets are perfectly navigable, even on foot. in the american suburbs, there's like one drain every couple of streets, so whenever it storms, the streets turn into rivers
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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I fucking hate that evil little machine at the optometrist that puffs air into your eyes
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you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...
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The first time I did a proper leg workout: I don't understand why so many people hate leg day, it doesn't seem any worse than other workouts
Me attempting to walk up stairs the next day: ah I see now
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I wear clothes too 🌱🖤
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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like
Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical
Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy
Billie Eilish, for some reason:
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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you
this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history
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My apartment walls are so thin I can hear my downstairs neighbour snoring
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The icon for Banishment is so funny.
Just get outta here. Leave.
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