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chyyy66 · 5 months

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Just finished reading Powerless by Lauren Roberts … and I did not know it was part of a series that isn’t finished

I’m so …. I need more

#powerless #lauren roberts #paedyn gray #Kai axed #this book had me giggling #the flirting is so good #new books

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nerdpoe · 5 months

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Jason agrees to go through the legal hassle of being declared alive again. Mostly so he can go to college like how he wanted.

He would have done it under a fake ID, but he kinda wanted the success of having a Masters in English attached to the name he grew up with.

It's going pretty great, actually! He's making friends, gets to punch random paparazzi's in the face, and learning has always been fun for him.

But one of his college friends, Danny Fenton, is...weirdly obsessed with Wayne Manor?

Jason gets it, he does, the Manor is huge and of course the guy would want to see it as often as he could.

Then he starts to realize that Danny is strangely attentive to Bruce.

Like, actually flirting with Bruce.

Oh no his college friend, who is his age, is flirting with Bruce so hard it's making Bruce blush.

OR; Danny thinks Bruce is hot, and that the outraged faces of the man's children as Danny flirts with him are hilarious. Also Jason started it by trying to flirt with Danny's mom when he met Danny.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #danny started flirting with bruce out of spite #because he wanted to show jason how uncomfortable it was #but it's turned into actual flirting #bruce is actively flustered this young man is only 20 #the best part for danny #worst part for everyone else #is when jason tells him that bruce isn't a good idea for reasons he can't say #and danny just #“oh the dressing up like a bat thing? i've seen weirder”#tertiary good thing from this though #is how ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED VLAD IS #“daniel i know your life is your own but BRUCE WAYNE? REALLY? YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER DANIEL-”

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ceilidho · 3 months

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i can't stop thinking about Price being a regular at the place where you bartend. he always sits at the bar, but at the far end away from everyone else so that when you go to take his order, you're forced into this little, private bubble with him. he's just this big, looming presence in the room, elbows resting on the bar and making him look even wider, nursing a beer while flirting with you whenever you come by to check on him. probably way overtips too, to the point where you almost feel like you owe him because his tips alone pay your rent.

#sugar daddy au but it's just the regular at your bar that doesn't let any other customer flirt with you #and if you ever come in as a customer on your day off you just know he insists on you sitting with him at a table at the back of the bar #also it's clear from like day one that he wants to fuck you it's just a bit intimidating so you haven't taken him up on it just yet #because remember: he keeps coming back #not good one night stand material

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sharkgirldick · 8 months

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I think they laced every weed gummy I've ever had with slutweed...

#image #shark thoughts #feeding frenzy #she only got like. the head in. so I can't say if it was good or not. but damn did I want it.#please do not use this post as an excuse to ask to top me/flirt like you'd like to top me. the answer is no.

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fakemichaelsheen · 7 months

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-the bookshop-

aziraphale, returning from edinburgh: *enters*

crowley, lounging in a chair, flipping through a sketchbook: you could've asked me to pose, you know

aziraphale, exasperated: now where did you get that?

crowley, smirks: I think you know

aziraphale, embarrassed: it's private

crowley, looks at him, amused: private? really?

aziraphale, sighs: I was simply perfecting a craft and you're, well...

crowley, still smirking: what?

aziraphale, clears his throat, mumbles: an aesthetically pleasing model

crowley, having the best day of his existence: what?

aziraphale, having the worst day of his existence: it really is none of your business

crowley, throws him a pencil: go on. I want to see you do it

aziraphale, hesitates: is now really the best time?

crowley, getting comfortable: yes. get on with it

aziraphale, takes the sketchbook: fine. have it your way *drags a stool over*

crowley, relaxed: I like them, by the way. you make me look good

aziraphale, concentrating: that isn't me

crowley: ...

crowley, blurts out: shall I take my clothes off?

aziraphale, pauses for a moment: not if you want this to get done

crowley: *smirks*

#gabriel waiting upstairs for whatever this is to be over like that one screenshot of bugs bunny in a fur coat and shades #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #this started off so well but they just wanted to flirt then it got away from me :(

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nightgoodomens · 7 months

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Just sitting here waiting all pretty ready for my handsome demon to save me so we can have an excuse to go on a date

When he’s finally here

When he looks even hotter than you remember

When you pretend this is a totally serious situation

And a touch of good flirt

Time for lunch!

Mission accomplished.

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kabukiaku · 8 months

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my take on Mist ghoulette!! 🌊🌫️

Once again Era 3 Ghoul remains of my favorite designs, I just wanted to have fun with alternating the mask designs based on the Ghoul's designated element.

#my art #the band ghost #mist ghoulette #nameless ghoulettes #era 3 ghouls #the nameless ghouls #ghoulette #terzo #omega ghoul #papa emeritus iii #terzomega #just a hint ok i just KNOW.#this started with terzo being a little flirt but now....now i actually see some paternal vibes here hm #random but i really want to hug omega. he looks so huggable. he prob gives really good hugs...

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takeme-totheworld · 15 days

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Aziraphale was having the time of his life in ancient Rome, look how relaxed and happy he looks.

Look how he gets EVEN HAPPIER when he spots Crowley.

I fully subscribe to the theory that his "still a demon?" here was because the Jesus thing has happened and he's now wondering if forgiveness/restoration for demons is a thing that can happen too. MY HEART.

Crowley cheered up SO DAMN FAST when Aziraphale suggested they go get oysters. Like, he went from scowling into his drink to looking at Azi with hearts in his eyes in a span of about five seconds.

#good omens #good omens rewatch #good omens aziraphale #good omens crowley #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable flirting #they are so cute

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shitpostingkats · 3 months

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Alabasta Ace is so funny.

Like the strawhats keep commenting that Ace is so polite and restrained compared to Luffy but like. This dude drags himself out of the ocean just to thank them for looking after his brother and offer to help wash dishes. Mans asks "Are these guys bothering you?" and proceeds to blow up an entire fleet with his bare hands. He trips over himself to make sure all of Luffy's crew likes him and no, really, you don't mind that he's a weirdo???? That we, I mean he, are feral little insane guys who take up space and emotional labor and are kind hard to handle? Really???? Cool cool cool hey just a reminder I can help out with anything that needs doing. I got lost in the desert but donnut worry in the 0.6 seconds since you last saw me I have somehow acquired water and provisions for several weeks. Don't ask me how!

Peak oldest sibling behavior.

#'Ace is trying to flirt with Sanji' <<< Weak take. Simple. Out of character.#'Ace immediately clocks Sanji as the domestic provider and tries to endear himself to the guy responsible for feeding his little bro.#At All Costs.' <<< Strong take. Breathtaking. Absolutely something he would do.#Ace cleaning his plate ever meal and carefully putting everything away: I am going to get a good job in taking up space :)#Something that is normal to want :) And possible to achieve :)#I'm just saying Alabasta Ace is clearly insane.#And so used to constantly having to provide for Luffy.#Oh? Buddy? Were you raised in an environment where resources were scarce and you felt you had to 'earn' the right to be cared for???#Are you used to working yourself to the bone to make sure you and your brothers weren't considered 'too annoying' or 'not worth the effort'#Are you scared of requiring care and being a burden on those who love you??? Huh??? Little buddy???????#one piece #op #portgas d ace #portgas d. ace

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gunstellations · 3 months

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In the world I love

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In a different world

#vanitas no carte #vanoé #doomed yaoi save me...save me doomed yaoi #play on the opening song + visual sequence + the fact that vanitas could only ever be happy in an alternate universe also #+ the other fun little fact we learn about him from episode one #i have complex feelings about this anime #its pretty damn fucking good #but im a leeeeetle iffy about the way it developed the female characters.....they had potential and i was actually excited to #to see some good solid female characters even the respective romances with their l/i's felt good at the start #not jeanne obv. they fucked up a perfectly good woman and her whole dynamic with v could have gone sooo well without the reall #really forced flirting behaviour.... i liked the more serious relationship they had it made me actually not hate what they had at the start #but yknow. whatever. sorry about going off about another ship on this but im just....i love jeanne a lot. i wish they didnt do her so dirty #my girl deserves better than this asshole #you want white/black dynamics??? let her get married to domi and then we can talk #i enjoy this show and i enjoy vanoe a lot #very yuriyaoi if you ask me #my art

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theannoyeddragon82 · 10 months

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wow these bitches are really fucking gay

#this specific comment is directed at hesper and wylan from six of crows but literally applies to any of my characters #*jesper #im reading the book rn and its so good #idk at this current moment if wesper is actually canon but. they are in my head.#can i just say the line #flirting with him(wylan) might actually be more fun than annoying him #is REALLY FUCKING GAY #also ON THE SAME FUCKING PAGE #JESPER TELLS WYLAN THAT HES CUTER WHEN HES SMART #TO HIS FUCKING FACE #so idk how they're not gonna be canon at this point #thank you for coming to my ted talk

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crawley-fell · 6 months

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You see, I do have a gift for props. Well, a sort of natural dexterity.

#this fucking intelligent as shit moron i love him so much #truly the silliest genius ever #the way he looks at crowley in the last one this is a man who tried desperately to flirt and needs a lifeline #good omens #gomens #good omens 2 #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #michael sheen #my gifs

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pillxw-prince · 1 year

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i just want it to be known that even though i'm shy and awkward as fuck, i'm also an insatiable little slut beneath all that so like... you should come rail me <3

#ftm nsft #mlm nsft #trans nsft #transmasc nsft #t4t nsft #ftm sub #ftm bottom #pillxw talks #listen i am so bad at flirting but i am also SUCH a good set of holes so like. use me please 🥰

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tiredalwayss · 10 months

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Lee Dong Sik and his perfectly successful attempts to flirt with get under Han Joo Won’s skin

+bonus Joo Won flirting back

#beyond evil #jwds #beyond evil edit #kdramaedit #beyondeviledit #jtbc beyond evil #there are so many examples of them flirting i struggled to pick just a few #look at them #ds knows exactly what he’s doing and jw loves it #also the progression of jw’s reaction is so good #look at him trying to be all affronted to begin with only to end up looking smug when ds calls him a prince #I haven’t had any time to make gifs recently so this was a lot of fun!!!

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beananium · 7 months

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*remembers the best gamefaqs forum question of all time*

#tw divorce #Bean Text #Fire Emblem #Fire Emblem Awakening #FEA #FE13 #inigo fe #inigo fire emblem #this is personally so funny to me because i can safely say my relationship is divorced with this man #“who is inigo” my little meow meow in middle school before i was introduced to kaito vocaloid when i was 13. hes also a shameless flirt #but he has a good heart!! i swear !!!!#also to my followers who don't know anything about fire emblem; you (the avatar in-game) can not divorce inigo #but due to... circumstances he leaves almost anyone he marries anyway (but in most endings in another game he comes back)#its pretty much well known that inigo and laslow are the same person but just in case #(even though its been 8 years since fates released)#fire emblem fates spoilers #fe14 spoilers

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raeofgayshine · 11 months

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Thinking again about the fact that when Eddie and Dustin finally convince Steve to play DnD with the party, all of them, but especially Eddie, quickly become exasperated with Steve who has extremely high charisma, and decides that he can fix almost any situation by flirting with whoever they were in conflict with. Especially the fucking monsters, this man is bound and determined to himself a monster boyfriend and until it happens, he will make every single person they come across fall in love with him. So naturally, this happens a lot:

Steve: I’m going to flirt with them

Eddie, exasperated: Steve, you can’t date this monster, he’s trying to kill you-

Steve: Hot.

Steve: I’ll flirt with them harder then

#ravenpuff rambles #steve harrington #eddie munson #hellfire club #stranger things #steddie #Steve is a monster fucker and this essay I will-#they actually get him interested in playing because they were showing him the different monsters and Steve kept going #‘Hot. Also Hot. Hooot. Can I date this one? Oh HOT.’#the monsters really did it for him. (and like also it made Dustin excited and you know he loves that kid)#Eddie: I should have known inviting you to sessions would go like this but for some reason I had hope you would behave #Steve: I am behaving. I’m using my highest stat determined by Dustin and Will to my advantage.#(Also I think Dustin and Will helped Steve build his character. Eddie wanted to do it but Steve insisted it should be a surprise)#(I don’t know much about dnd so I can’t go any further but I know this bitch would want high charisma (for good reason!))#Robin loves to sit by and watch the sessions play out and she is always encouraging Steve to flirt more #there’s a new You Rule You Suck board #this one has a lot more you rule because it turns out Steve is amazing at getting high rolls

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