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housecow · 1 month

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it’s no wonder i’m outgrowing everything..

#feedism.#feeder/feedee #feedee.#hucow.#me #look at my arms btw do y’all see that 🥺🥺#the flab!!!!#im so fat!!!!#this is a 40DDD full coverage unwired bra btw #and it looks like THAT #it just hit me i can order that w a larger and larger band for cute bralettes… maybe.#wish me luck trying this out…

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 4 months

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craving pathetic wet old women characters. where is the feminism

#give me middle aged butches w anxiety & cats. older femmes w/ arm flab who refuse to age 'gracefully'#gimme a bilingual bisexual with a trench coat & crows feet & and no retirement savings #i want them bitter & jaded & dysfunctional & menopausal #i want to watch them make poor financial dietary romantic decisions (and probably commit crimes) where are they?????

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cuteguysgettingchubby · 4 months

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Who is the bigger one?😂😂

#love handles #moobs #beer belly #flab

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overfed-n-overweight · 4 months

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#look at that flab fly

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chubbychiquita · 1 year

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stretchmarks

#ft little cat tattoo #i need to get up and do laundry but im too mesmerized by my flab help #me #phone brightness 👆

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tomicscomics · 16 days

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04/12/2024

Jesus. He's hungry.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: In this Bible story, the apostles are discussing reports of Jesus-sightings post-crucifixion-and-burial. While they talk, Jesus appears before them. All of their gasts are well and truly flabbered, and they think they're seeing a ghost, but Jesus shows them that He's physically present by eating with them. In this cartoon, Jesus asks for the fish, partly to prove He's corporeal, but also because He just went a few days without eating... or breathing.

#catholic #christian #jesus #comic #cartoon #catholic memes #jesus memes #christian memes #tomics #bible #apostles #eating to prove youre not a ghost #flabbering all of their gasts #using your flab to prove youre not a ghast

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robotsweater · 7 months

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stupid sexy vampire got me writing fake bard songs smh

#bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 tav #tav/astarion #i’ve officially fallen for him #dang flab it #anyway i’m playing a hafling bard and it fills me with indescribable joy to make this vampire man bend down to compliment him ”(ᴗ_ ᴗ。)#more to come omg #bonus alfira because i love her

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wagyufeedee · 7 months

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getting closer and closer to burying myself in my own fat every day. please, someone come and feed this land whale into oblivion.

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avisisisis · 3 months

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There's a guy here that gives off the ultimate Lester vibes

#he just needs some acne and some flab #reminder: PIRATE PJO!!#toa #trials of apollo #pjo #rick riordan #rrverse #riordanverse #apollo #lester papadopoulos #avis' post

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dyke-ulaura · 2 months

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before posting art of marvin falsettos you must stop and think “is this man fat enough?” and if the answer is no you burn the drawing and start again. if the answer is yes, add a little more fat anyway because it never hurts and only then may you post.

this same rule applies to trina.

#well actually every falsetto character.#especially whizzer & chardelia. and i mean i like wiry mendel but he can have a little flab i think #also freckles and moles and body hair and a big fucking schnoz #crooked teeth doesn’t hurt either #falsettos

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cuteguysgettingchubby · 2 months

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