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dyke-ulaura · 8 days
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everytime an old beloved fic from a piece of media you’ve since come to hate is deleted an angel loses its wings
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dyke-ulaura · 8 days
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remember when the falsettos community hated trisha paytas for the things shed said about christian borle and andrew rannells in falsettos. and now every second post on here seems to be personally trying to one up her 2017 twitter posts.
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dyke-ulaura · 8 days
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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
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dyke-ulaura · 11 days
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teacher fucking banned me from singing ballads help
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dyke-ulaura · 12 days
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Marvin when whizzer teaches his son how to not suck at baseball:
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dyke-ulaura · 12 days
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me: why are you wearing all white?
my brother: im jesus
And then he just fucking walks away???
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dyke-ulaura · 12 days
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All these years I thought was a low alto and now my new voice teacher is saying she wants to push for me to sing soprano parts 😭
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dyke-ulaura · 16 days
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I swear I am going to brutally murder the next person who uses Zombie by the Cranberries for their shitty zombie au
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dyke-ulaura · 19 days
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Would have been nice to realise I was on my period BEFORE I started jerking off 😒
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dyke-ulaura · 20 days
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I think it should be common knowledge not to click on links in languages you don’t understand and yet I still ended up looking at gay porn on a website entirely in hebrew.
wouldn’t exactly call this a loss though. except they were all twinks :p
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dyke-ulaura · 20 days
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For the purposes of this poll, audiobooks and ebooks count as reading.
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dyke-ulaura · 23 days
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im not balding ive just always had a big forehead dude I swearrrrrr
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dyke-ulaura · 23 days
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in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is
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dyke-ulaura · 26 days
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what the fuck is boop and why do people keep posting about it
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dyke-ulaura · 26 days
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heads up: dont tell your very catholic mother that your cold is “the most anybody has ever suffered at easter time”
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dyke-ulaura · 27 days
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you’re trying to objectify me but you’re too chicken to even say the word pussy 😭
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dyke-ulaura · 27 days
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I’m thinking about a post i made a while ago about the differences in the way Cordelia and Charlotte are often depicted online. I can’t find it now but I wanted to add something.
Because it’s often written as if Marvin was just a complete pathetic mess until The Lesbians (also kinda weird that the fandom talks about them as if they’re a single unit, it was a funny joke in the show. I get it. shut up now) swooped in and mothered him until he was a decent person. As if he was some snivelling child with no independency whom The Lesbians had to teach right from wrong and not an adult who fucked up and is trying to fix his mistakes. The way some of you write their relationship makes it hard to understand why either Charlotte or Cordelia want to be his friends. And it’s a disservice to Marvin’s character because this is exactly what he did in his relationship with Trina — treating her like a mother. Writing it this way doesn’t give him any growth at all, it just doubles down on the same issue.
Yes, they helped him a lot, but by being there as friends, as examples of a healthy queer relationship. Not by treating him like a fucking baby.
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